Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

After stubbing out the cigarette in his hand, Hijikata Jushiro stepped forward and grabbed Sougo Doma by the collar and roared:

"Orangutan, Boss Kondo is a human. Humans, of course he likes humans too! If he is not an orangutan in the zoo, what do you think our general is?"

Sougo Doma had a sneer on his face, but his tone was still surprising: "No way? There are actually humans who fall in love with Mr. Kondo. Is it because of his love for animals?"

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

After a long silence, he silently loosened Sougo's collar, lit a cigarette again and said:

"Angry, Boss Kondo, he is currently being pursued..."

Sougo Tsuchima nodded as if understanding: "So that's it, it's unrequited love."

"Sougo, not everyone values ​​appearance. I believe that Mr. Kondo, the boss, will be able to catch him. After all, there is light hidden in his soul."

"Well, you really believe in the master of the orangutan hall." Sougo Toma said as he walked.

"Huh~!" A puff of smoke spurted out from his mouth and nose: "Ah, after all, that guy is the general of our Kondo group."

"That's right." Sougo Toma smiled and nodded.

Right now.

"Didi didi..."

The cell phone in Hijikata's arms rang. After looking at the caller's name, Hijikata smiled.

"This guy really can't tell. As soon as he mentioned the orangutan, Boss Kondo, he called." As he spoke, he answered the phone.

Sougo Doma smiled and said: "Then let's ask the owner of the orangutan hall how it is going? Do you want my help..."

Before he finished speaking, Kondo Isao's roar came from Hijikata's cell phone.

"Fourteen, Fourteen, where are you? I was arrested for stalking and damaging items. Come to the police station to protect me."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Earthwork 14 Lang"……"

"Dududu..."

Hijikata hung up the phone and turned to Sougo with an ugly expression.

"It should be someone else pretending to be the orangutan, Boss Kondo, um, a scam, it must be a fraud! The noble soul of the orangutan, Boss Kondo cannot do such a thing."

Sougo Toma: "You mean stalking?"

"Hahaha, how can a gorilla stalk a human? It's so weird. It must be a scam!" Hijikata Jushiro was in a state of collapse.

Sougo Doma agreed without hesitation: "Indeed, after all, gorillas are too conspicuous in the human world, so how can they follow humans."

Hijikata Jushiro was sweating: "No, that's right. Today's fraudsters don't investigate the details first. They are really careless..."

Sougo Hijikata stretched out his index finger and shook it: "Ah, it's considered attentive. At least I know Mr. Hijikata's name is Shishi."

Jushiro Hijikata took a deep breath from the cigarette with trembling hands: "No, that's right, I probably think that as long as we find out the victim's information, hehe, hehe~!"

"Didi didi..."

The phone rang again.

After glancing at the number, Hijikata Jushiro's face became even more sweaty: "Ha, haha~! He is really a persistent fraudster."

Looking at Jushiro Hijikata, who was helping the owner of the orangutan center try his best to hide it, Sougo smiled and said: "Well, won't you accept it? Why not, cheat with the scammers."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

It's over, why did he forget that Sougo is a guy who is completely black when cut open.

"No, no, there's no need to waste time on the scammer. Just hit him a few more times and he'll be done with it."

Sougo Doma nodded and said with an evil smile: "That's true, yes, but Mr. Hijikata, you still don't know which police station the owner of the orangutan museum is at, right? It is said that if you can't get through after calling a few more times, the police station will close you Drop your phone."

"Ah, really? Then Sougo, when will you go back? I won't keep you today..." Hijikata Jushiro had an ugly smile on his face.

Sougo Hijikata had a bright smile on his face: "It's okay, I'm not busy today, I can spend more time with Mr. Hijikata and everyone!"

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Oh no, no, no, Sougo didn't believe it at all, he just wanted to have fun.

"Didi..." The phone is still ringing.

Sougo Doma: "Mr. Hijikata, if you don't want to answer, just turn off your phone and let those scammers know that you are not easy to deceive."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

It’s over, this guy wants to cut off the way of survival for Boss Kondo directly. If the phone is turned off, Boss Kondo will be detained. A person who is so sensitive in the first place will commit suicide if he is detained as a prisoner, right? No, even if you don't commit suicide, you will still die socially.

Sougo Doma: "What's the matter, Mr. Hijikata? Why don't you turn off your phone? The ringtone is so noisy."

Hijikata Jushiro: "Hehe, hehe, by the way, speaking of ringtones, I heard that the ringtone business jointly developed by your Doma Group and Tianchao is very profitable."

"Um, I'm not very clear about that. After all, I have moved out of the Toma family." Sougo Toma first explained, and then added: "However, the ringing ring is for the other party to listen to, and it is not for the external broadcast." The ringtone doesn’t matter, just turn off the phone!”

Hijikata Jushiro took two steps back: "Actually, it's not good to turn off the phone. After all, someone else may contact me..."

"Then hang up!" Sougo Toma asked again, with a smile that looked like a devil.

Earthwork 14 Lang"……"

There was no other way. For the sake of the orangutan, Boss Kondo, just be embarrassed if you lose face. After making up his mind, Hijikata Jushiro answered the phone again.

Sougo Doma: "Are you going to have a showdown with the fraudster?"

Hijikata Jushiro turned around and realized that this guy knew everything but still pretended to know nothing. The key was that Hijikata couldn't do anything about it, so he was very angry. Why did he end up with such a guy? .

As soon as the call was connected, Kondo Isao's roar came again.

"Fourteen, Fourteen, come and save me quickly. They said they would send me to the laboratory. They also said they wanted to study how gorillas could evolve to wear clothes and talk..."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Orangutan, Boss Kondo, what happened to you?

"However, fortunately there are people from the Animal Protection Association here. They are negotiating with the experimental party. Fourteen, I don't want to go to the experimental platform!"

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

That's enough, gorilla, Boss Kondo, you are a human, a human!

"Fourteen, now that you are talking, people from the Animal Protection Association have already threatened to call reporters to expose the experiment."

Jūshirō Hijikata: "Ah, Brother Kondo, which police station are you at?"

"Kabukicho XX Police Station, Fourteen, remember to bring my birth certificate. I just have a lot of body hair..."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Ah, so you still remember that you are a human? What the hell is the Animal Welfare Society?

"I understand, Boss Kondo, can you transfer the call to the person in charge?"

"Okay, okay! Do you want to talk to them?"

Hijikata Jushiro: "Yeah."

between gaps.

Only then did he realize that Sougo Doma was sitting next to her cell phone, listening and nodding: "As expected of the owner of the orangutan museum, he even has connections with the Animal Protection Association."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

What do you admire? This kind of connections are completely useless, right? This will only damage the self-confidence of Mr. Kondo, the orangutan, as a human being.