Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

Human beings are jealous of the beauty of others, but they also long for their own perfection.

only.

Does that man who looks better in women's clothes really have a pure heart and a noble soul? Yoshida Saki had doubts about this.

Gui changed clothes very quickly, and after a while, he put on a blue and white men's kimono and walked out.

It has to be said that few people can look better than Katsura in a kimono. His cool temperament and slender hair can't hide his appearance, just like a noble prince walking out of a painting. Of course - provided that you ignore...

Yoshida Saki: "..."

She first looked at Hijikata, then at Sougo, and finally at Katsura. It turned out that shoujo comics are sometimes right, the Yakuza bosses are all handsome! !

Ignore this point.

Looking at Gui coming out of it, Sougo Doma first touched his chin, and then pointed to the blood stains on Gui's body.

"Gay, is this a new prank? You've been pranked."

"It's not gay, it's Gui!" Gui retorted calmly: "Humans can live well even if they are stained."

"Ugh," Sougo Toma thought for a while, and then an idea flashed in his mind and said: "I see, it seems that this is the cultivation method of Katsura God Shoyo-ryu?"

"Yes!" Gui nodded: "Sougo seems to understand."

"Ugh..." Sougo Toma held his chin in thought.

However, before he could get the answer, Hijikata Jushiro had already stepped forward and grabbed Katsura by the collar: "Which monastery's practice method would allow people to wear blood-stained clothes..."

After yelling this, Hijikata turned his head: "And you, Sougo, don't look like you are thinking seriously, and refute him properly."

"Mr. Hijikata, you are too absolute." Before Sougo could speak, Katsura Kotaro said with a cold face: "I believe Sougo can understand."

"Sorry, I can't understand it at all." Sougo Tsuchima said at the right time.

Hijikata Jushiro first turned around: "Sougo, you don't need to apologize. This kind of behavior does not need to be understood." Then, he grabbed Katsura's collar again: "If you go out like this, you will be regarded as a violent person, right? !”

"That's it!" Gui suddenly realized: "No wonder I'm always chased by the police when I go out to buy groceries."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Tsuchima Sougo "..."

Yoshida Saki: "..."

This, isn't this a pure heart and a noble soul?

"What's the truth?" Sougo Tsuchima spoke again at the right time.

"Funds have been tight recently, and I have run out of washing powder. However, I used a wooden stick to smash it, but the blood stains have soaked into the fabric..." Gui suddenly woke up in the middle of speaking: "Hey, you didn't hear anything just now. ,Right?"

Hijikata Sougo and Hijikata Jushiro: "I heard everyone."

"So, Mr. Hijikata, can you put your hands down first?"

Although Hijikata Jushiro was puzzled, he still let go of the collar he was holding.

"Time machine, no, I want to find a time machine..." Gui, who had just been freed, immediately started looking around.

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

Step forward and grab Gui's collar again.

"How poor are you living?"

"Actually not anymore." Gui Ban said with a face: "The original budget was enough, but the necessary expenses this month were a little more, plus the accidental injury..."

"Necessary expenditure?" Sougo Toma asked again.

"Maid!" Katsura's eyes shone: "For only 3,000 yen, you can play the guessing game with the maid. If you win, you will be eligible to take photos with Nana, the super cute girl. Unfortunately, I lost 30 times in a row. A few handfuls, leading to a significant increase in expenditures.”

Hijikata Jushiro's head is covered with # signs: "This is what you call necessary expenditure."

Yoshida Saki: "..."

Pure, pure, pure heart, noble soul - that's it?

"Gay, why did you get injured accidentally?" Looking at Katsura with a sneer on his face and Hijikata with an angry face, and then thinking about the fact that there was an outsider, Sougo Tsuchima changed the topic.

"It's not gay, it's Gui! Tsk!" Gui Qing spat: "It's all because of the slippers..."

"Slippers?" Mentioning the injury, Hijikata Jushiro also loosened Katsura's collar.

"That's right, if I hadn't worn slippers that day, I wouldn't have been knocked down by Mr. Guapi. For this reason, I also made a suggestion to the government - for safety reasons, the production and sale of slippers should be banned in the country."

Sougo Toma: "Has the government accepted the application?"

Gui's face darkened: "No, not only that, the government also kicked me out. Sure enough, those congressmen did not consider the safety of the people at all. This country should be destroyed!"

Hijikata Jushiro covered his head and shook his head: "If I really accept your opinion, I think this country should be destroyed!"

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Well, although he also wants to destroy this country, it can never be because of slippers!

Yoshida Saki: "..."

What are the brain circuits of these extreme masters?

"Mr. Hijikata, I believe Sougo can understand me..."

"It's completely incomprehensible!" Sougo Tsuchima replied resolutely.

"Mr. Hijikata, Sougo, aren't you afraid that slippers will become more common and there will be more Guapi-kun around you-"

Hijikata Jushiro: "So, who is Guapi-kun?"

"Forget it, let me start from the beginning, you already know how terrible slippers are!"

Hijikata's trio: "..."

"That day, I was wearing slippers to throw away the garbage bag. Unexpectedly, on the way there, the crows scratched the bag. And that day, I happened to eat a watermelon - sorry, I can't serve you watermelon now..."

Hijikata Jushiro: "No one wants to eat watermelon!"

"Because the garbage bag was scratched, Mr. Guapi took the opportunity to slip out of the bag. When I was busy sorting it out, I accidentally stepped on it, and Mr. Guapi was knocked down directly and hit the telephone pole!"

"Tch..." As he spoke, Gui blew lightly again and said, "If it weren't for the slippers, I would definitely be able to stand firm even if I stepped on Mr. Guapi."

Sougo Tsuchima and others: "..."

Have you come to the wrong place? What does the slippers have to do with it?

"Ask a question, even if you hit your head, you shouldn't have blood on your chest." Tujian, curious and enlightened.

"Sougo, be patient. I haven't finished telling my story yet. Ahem, the next step is the point..." Gui clenched his fist and put it to his mouth, coughed twice and said, "Even if I hit my head, I still can't." I insisted on sorting the garbage and throwing it away. Originally, I wanted to go to the hospital to bandage it, but who would have thought..."

Sougo Toma raised his hand: "Have you stepped on the skin of a melon again?"

"No!" Gui shook his head: "On the way to the hospital, I happened to see an advertisement for the opening of the zoo. A lot of cute cats roared on the screen, waiting for people to love..."

Sougo Doma and Hijikata looked at each other, and they both understood what the other meant - are there cats in the zoo?

However, before they could speak, Gui continued.

"So, I followed him all the way from Kabukicho. I just don't know why, but people seemed to be afraid of me at that time? Obviously, I only have the balls of cats in my heart."

"Ugh" Sougo Toma touched his chin: "Have you bandaged it at that time?"

"You are insulting the cat. Isn't it just a little blood on the head? Is it important to have a meat ball?"

etc.

Yoshida Saki seemed to have thought of something, and she covered her mouth: "Then, that urban legend, it turned out to be you?"

"Urban legend?" Gui wondered, who is this female JK?

"Legend has it that on the streets of Kabukicho, there was a long-haired monster who could not tell the difference between male and female. It wandered around with its head covered in blood, saying, meat, meat, and finally walked into the tiger park... legend……"