Almighty Alchemist

This is the beginning of the intense learning process.

From this day on, Xiu Yi officially began to teach the thieves how to learn and understand the living habits of the upper class.

Every morning, the gangsters would wear neat aristocratic clothes, bow ties, black top hats, a pocket watch on their chests, and civilized sticks in their hands.

They had to learn to tip off each other's hats when they met, instead of rushing to hug each other and beat each other with their fists, in the words of their master: Only country people, ignorant vulgar people, would do such a behavior,

When facing women, they must know how to open the seat for women instead of sitting down on their own, and understand the principle of women first.

Exposing breasts, picking noses, putting feet on chairs or squatting to eat, and swearing at mothers are absolutely not allowed.

In addition, it is strictly forbidden to defecate anywhere, to drink too much alcohol, to drink strong alcohol, to go looking for girls in low-level brothels...

When talking face-to-face with people, you must speak slowly, forcefully, and rhythmically. You must not talk incessantly or at length, do not give the other party a chance to speak, and do not interrupt others. You must enunciate clearly. You must use standard court language, and you must not use country slang.

When the other party is talking, be calm, bend your back slightly, and act like a listener. Even if the other party is talking nonsense, you must also act as if you are listening carefully. If you have different opinions on the other party, you are not allowed to directly say that the other party is wrong. Instead, you should use a softer tone, for example: Your statement is very reasonable, but I have some different ideas... You can call the other party a bunch of shit in your heart, but your expressions should be like seeing a flower.

It's hypocrisy, someone whispered below.

That's right, hypocrisy is the characteristic of nobles or gentlemen, and you have to learn hypocrisy now. Xiu Yi did not punish the person who interrupted this time: Also, when two people are talking face to face, remember never to put one leg on the other. This kind of practice of crossing your legs is a taboo in etiquette, and it will make you look very uneducated.

The bandits shouted in dissatisfaction: My God, there are so many rules, it's really unbearable. I even have to follow the rules on how to stand and sit.

One bandit even yelled: I can't put my foot on the chair, I can't pick my beloved toe, and now I can't even put the other leg, so where else can I put it? No, I've been used to this way of sitting since I was born. My leg is just here, and it doesn't go anywhere, he shouted, patting his thigh.

At this moment, in order to defend his rights, he even forgot the horror of that devil.

Xiu Yiyouyou asked: Are you sure you want this,

Yes, even if you kill me, the bandit replied proudly.

Very well, Huey nodded.

The next moment, his figure flashed across the bandit's body like lightning, bringing out a flash of red shock.

Amidst the bandit's terrifying howls, a long sword passed through the bandit's thighs and was firmly nailed together.

Since you like to fold your legs together, I can help you hold it until you don't think that's a comfortable position,

The juvenile's methods are bloody, vicious, and direct.

All the bandits finally came to their senses and recalled that the young man they were following had never been a merciful Lord.

The bad habits of the bandits are too numerous to count. If they want to get rid of these problems in a short period of time, they must use extraordinary means.

Cruel people will not have the patience to wait for each other, and those who cannot change must pay a heavy price, and everyone will learn quickly in the face of lessons.

Dictatorship is always more efficient than democracy. A tyrant may be hated by everyone, but before he is overthrown, his orders can always be implemented and executed immediately.

As for the future...

Xiu Yi is confident that these bumpkins who have never seen the world will eventually fall in love with this kind of life.

Strong means of execution, coupled with a prosperous life in the future, can make up for all misfortunes and sufferings.

Of course, before this, the bandits had to go through a special stage of dire straits.

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In the small valley, farces like farces were staged one after another.

If you want to be a gentleman, you must have the temperament of a gentleman. The so-called temperament is not an invisible existence. In fact, it is a collection of a series of aspects such as eyes, movements, behaviors, manners, etc. It is a reflection of upbringing to a certain extent...I have to say that your temperament makes you still a bunch of rough people even if you put on a dress.

Look at your eyes, you scum, when you look at people, you look like wolves looking at lambs. No, you have to learn to look at others with calm eyes instead of frightening them. You must know that you are not robbing. You no longer need to use the sword in your hand to force others to take out their wallets. There is no need to look fierce. Don't look at people with the eyes of fat sheep. Your eyes are full of desire and greed.

Look at me, and smile, and love in your eyes, and sparkle with wisdom, even if you have no wisdom at all,

My God, this is so difficult, the gangsters complained loudly.

Rele Yesa, you come up and do a demonstration, come to my side, and look at me,

The third-level warrior came to Xiu Yi's side in great strides, and looked at Xiu Yi with a tiger's eye.

The eyes are the best window to express a person's emotions. Your mood, joy, laughter, sorrow, and anger can all be expressed from a person's eyes. Lele Yesa, from your eyes, I can see deep hatred, Xiu pointed to the big man in front of him and explained to the robbers.

Yes, my powerful and generous master, I have never hated a bastard so deeply as I do now. If my eyes could turn into sharp swords, I would cut him into pieces; if my eyes could turn into flames, I would burn him into a ball of coke; if my eyes could turn into a sea of ​​flesh, then this sea would be enough to completely submerge the devil that I hate deeply, Lele Yesa said affectionately in his eyes.

This made Xiu Yi a little moved.

That's really good. As a former leader, you always have more courage than others, but I never thought that hatred can make you a poet. You know, this is the most beautiful language I have heard since I met you,

Huey approached Leile Yesa's ear and whispered: If the hatred for me can keep you in this state all the time, then I allow you to put Hugh Iglell's name on your lips, and use the method I taught you to curse and curse that bastard, but remember, you must use the method I taught you.

Lele Yesa licked his lips: Master Hugh Igles, you are so generous, you are the most gracious villain I have ever seen, I sincerely pray to God, you must die a good death,

He said it very gently.

Excellent, Xiu said with a smile, Come and see, Lei Lei has done it. His eyes are full of tenderness... Remember, eyes are the window to the soul, and what you have to do now is to learn how to close the window in your heart. Practice more if you have nothing to do. Next, let's teach another content.

As the course officially unfolded, the suffering of the bandits began.

Walking is also a basic expression of aristocratic manners. When walking, the footsteps should be as light as possible and kept in a leisurely and relaxed state. Aristocrats don't have to produce, and they don't have heavy labor to oppress them, so there is no need to show a rush. Even if there is an emergency, just speed up the pace of walking. Remember, no matter what, don't run. When have you ever seen a gentleman running on the street?

You walk like a duck, swing your arms slightly, don't swing them so much, are you looking for a fight, aren't you collecting debts, put away your bastard, you rascal, said a bandit with an indecent posture who was kicked away by Xiu Yi.

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When you speak, your tone must be sincere and forceful, and your words must be clear, Sierra, your tongue is big enough to cook a dish,

I have a big shoe toe in the ditch west of my body, a bamboo man, Sai Laweng replied in a low voice.

Fix it, or I will let you take weight-loss pills every day,

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When drinking, there are different ways to drink according to different types of alcohol, but no matter which way you drink, it doesn't include your current way. It's called cow drinking. Even the most vulgar servants won't drink like you. If you can't get rid of this problem, I don't mind letting you drink a liter of horse urine every day...Maybe then you will understand what it means to taste carefully.

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Dancing is one of the most common and practical ways of communicating among nobles. When inviting a lady to dance, you must learn some basic etiquette gestures. First, walk up to the lady and remember not to get too close to her. Stretch out your right hand, just like me, draw a graceful arc in the air, then place it on your chest close to your heart, put your left hand behind your back, and make a forty-five-degree bow. , don't meet the girl you want to invite, let alone do this action from a long distance, it will make people wonder who you are inviting, Lei Lei, you can do this action,

Reluctantly, Lehrer demonstrates for everyone.

Your ass is raised too high, Xiu Yi lashed down with the whip in her hand: Look up a little bit, look at that 'girl' with the eyes of your lover, pay attention to your eyes, and be affectionate. I know that the opposite of you is a man, but if you can't do it, I will let you hug him or even kiss him... Very good, that's it, don't move, let everyone see your posture clearly.

Lei Lei was placed there like a statue for more than half an hour for people to admire and contemplate.

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When eating, you hold the fork in your left hand and the knife in your right hand. Cutting food is a skill. The toothed side of the knife cuts food obliquely. There is no need to use so much force. You need to use skill. Do you have any hatred for food?

If you dare to chop up the plate, I'll put the crumbs in your mouth,

It's bad manners to make noise while eating,

Anyone who dares to pick up the soup bowl and drink it while drinking soup, I will make him soup,

Learn to wash your hands before meals, let alone spill food on the table,

Don't drink the mouthwash, too,

Remember to wipe your stinky mouth after dinner,

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When pouring coffee, be slow and don't bend your back. Do you want to pour all the boiling water on me?

Yes I would love to do that, my mighty and generous master,

...Very good, no matter what, you guys have finally made some progress, and you don't have to use dirty words when swearing, which really makes me happy,

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What are you doing,

I'm peeing, master,

Then why are you shaking?

It's a habit. After peeing, I always have to shake it a few times to shake it off,

Xiu Yi tapped the gangster's brother a few times with his whip: Just shake this, there's no need to shake your whole body,

The gangster stared blankly at Xiu Yi leaving: This son of a bitch doesn't even care about other people peeing,

Never mind buddy, he's not even allowed to masturbate, another gangster came up to say.

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Poetry has unique functions such as cultivating sentiment, expressing emotion, and living a better life. It can help you discover beauty and feel beauty. We should learn to understand the meaning of poetry, or at least learn to read poetry aloud,

Great master, I have made a poem in praise of you,

It's Leile, read it to me then,

Ah, master, you are so great, you are as holy as the firefly's buttocks, bringing people light, you are that stinky ball of feces, and we are the flies spinning around you...

...very well done, is anyone else doing poetry, I hope it's not about my greatness anymore,

I wrote a song about the weather and the sun and the rain,

Oh, it's Fan Xin, read it and listen to it,

On this sunny and rainy day, the great master walks on the fields of the city with your graceful steps...

Very good, that's enough. I think you should learn to recite poems first, and then think about composing poems, Xiu Yi said in a very sure tone.

Looking back, the little demon Long Xu had already slapped himself on the ground laughing with his stomach in his hands. As for the blazing birds, they fell directly from the air to the ground, inserting themselves on the ground like a tree.

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Under Xiu Yi's high-handed policy, the bandits began to transform from bandits to upper class people.

They worked hard to learn all kinds of knowledge, etiquette, the traditional culture of the Lance Empire, and how to behave like a real gentleman.

In the early morning, Relleya, the former bandit leader will wear a dress, a cressker, and walking on a muddy village road with a civilized stick. When he sees a bandit to separate his stubborn fingers, try to hold the sweet white wine in the glass from the bottom, Oh, it was honored. Mr. Lerbe Kangdi, I am so happy to see you again. Come to a glass of wine in this beautiful morning can make your body healthier,

The gangster named Leah Candy had a gracious smile on his face: Oh, it turned out to be the benevolent Lord Relejesa. It's rare to see you pass by my house. Do you want to stay for a drink?

Oh, no, Lele Yesa waved the civilized staff in his hand: Baron Alexis Jaynes is waiting for me. Today's weather is fine. We made an appointment to go out for a horseback ride.

Yeah, today's weather is really good. The fog is very thick. Although we can't see the road clearly, it can bring us a mysterious feeling. You must be careful when riding a horse, and don't crash into the bushes over there. A few unscrupulous people dug a hole there. They hoped that a bastard named Hugh Iglell fell there and died, but the hateful thing is that they never succeeded.

I'll take care, let's bless the weather together, Relejessa strode across, leaning on his walking stick.

The next moment, Leile Yesa came to another bandit, and then he looked at the bandit with eyes full of surprise and said, Oh, my God, look who I saw, Mrs. Ed Bellom, you are so beautiful today,

The bandit who was wearing women's clothing and reading a book stared fiercely at Lele Yesa, and said softly in his feminine voice: So it's Sir Yesa, I'm so glad to meet you, I'm in a terrible situation today,

Is there something wrong with you, Relejesa asked.

Yes, I found that I have been haggard a lot recently, I am not so beautiful anymore, I am worried that my husband no longer loves me, the bandit put his hands on his face, making a sad expression.

Lele Yesa patted the other person's shoulder sympathetically, and said in a low voice, Why are you here to be a woman today?

Damn Hugh Igles, I only recited twelve words yesterday, the female bandit replied in a crying voice.

This is really sympathetic, but thank you very much for your contribution. I recited 15 words yesterday, which is five times away from the standard of 20 words. The sage is right. When facing the hunt of ferocious beasts, you only need to run faster than the slowest one,

Oh head, don't irritate me,

Let's call me Sir Yesa, this title sounds quite pleasant sometimes,

As he said that, Relejesa took a few steps back and raised his big hand to Ed Bellom: Oh, ma'am, in my opinion, your beauty is still so impeccable. I believe your husband will love you as always,

Are you sure about that, Ed Bellom said with a spark that could be named excitement in his eyes.

Yes, Leile Yesa replied seriously, and then leaned closer to the other person's ear, Your face, as if kicked by a donkey, will make all men want to cover their wallets when they see it,

Oh, thank you so much for your kind words, Ed Bellom replied with a mournful face, clasping his hands in the shape of a heart.

Lele Yesa turned away, muttering, This damn dialogue makes me sick,

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After dispelling the wind warbler, Xiu Yi lowered her head to look at the little devil dragon lying beside her:

They're doing a good job, aren't they?

Xu hummed and ignored it.

Even if it is a monster, it can be seen that these bandits are still too far away from being real superiors.

If it is necessary to add a unit behind this gap, it should be calculated in light years.

I know you look down on them, but Xu, you must believe that people have potential. Deep down in everyone's heart, they actually have a positive motivation. In the past, they just didn't have opportunities and lacked a good education. The reason they are like this now is not because they really liked the life they used to live, but because they worked hard to adapt to the life they used to live. There are various environments in society. People who can adapt to their environment as soon as possible can always live a better life. For a good way of life, they will only adapt faster. Now they just lack some necessary external conditions.

Speaking of this, Xiu Yi looked at the little guy and said: Time is precious, the robbers have already started to study, so should you start to study too, you can't always be lazy just because Dad loves you,

Woo, the little devil pricked up his ears.

Learning the word made it numb all over, and the word dad made it tremble even more.

Okay, don't be like this, Xiu Yi hugged the little guy and smiled wryly, You can't let me use a whip to force you to learn spells, right?

The little guy hummed, as if I thought you were willing.

But it's absolutely impossible not to learn. You won't base yourself on the base of my reserve magic power replenishment base. Don't you think it sounds too cheap for a great magic dragon to be a human's magic power generator?

Woo...

Believe me, Xu, learning magic is not that difficult. Before your talent shows up, we can learn human magic first. You are a genius. You should not live up to your reputation as a child prodigy. Many humans can already recite poetry when they are four or five years old. But you, the little genius among the dragons, God's darling, and the most intelligent monster, you can also become a master at learning and using human magic in your infancy. Think about it, you are still on top of the world. Feng, enjoying the worship of the world, what a pleasant feeling it would be,

The little guy looked at Xiu Yi with helpless eyes, looking at this eloquent guy who said one set of words to deceive himself with good intentions, it really wanted to tell him that even though he couldn't speak yet, due to the connection between his hearts, the little secret in his heart couldn't be kept from him at all.

Don't you just want me to give you a free hand, just say no.

Fortunately, Xiu Yi also sensed the little guy's thoughts. He blushed, nodded and said, Yes, red and green have been exposed, but you haven't. The reason why I dare to let them show up is because your existence is actually stronger than them. You are my most important trump card, but this card has not yet grown into a trump card...I need you, Xu. I may still encounter many difficult battles in the days to come. Question, a strong military base is still a necessary backing, so I need you,

The little guy sighed, then barked a few times.

If you promise to study hard, I guarantee that you will be able to eat rich food every day in the future. You see, we now have more than forty subordinates. I will ask them to help you catch a lot of delicious food every day. What do you think? Don't you like eating monsters? I will let them catch the most vicious and fattest ones for you.

Feng sent these words to the ears of Lei Lei and the others, and a group of bandits trembled at the same time.

The little guy stared at Xiu Yi, and raised one front paw, revealing five claw tips.

Five per day,

The little guy nodded.

You can't eat so much, you'll get fat,

The little guy stomped his feet, so he had to eat so much.

Okay then, learning a spell corresponds to a Warcraft, and learning one spell will reward you with a spar,

The little guy was very angry.

Huey didn't budge.

After thinking about it, the little guy struggled to retract the two claw tips.

Xiu Yi laughed: Okay, then learn three spells,

Alas, the little guy realizes sadly that the free lunch is finally gone.

Seeing the helplessness of the little guy, Xiu Yi smiled happily. This little guy finally bowed his head and gave in under the bombardment of his unremitting language fatigue every day.

Thank you, Xu, if you want, we can also practice some skills about close combat and cooperative combat, would you like?

Woo... woof,

If you don't speak, that's the default.

Wow woof, woof woof, woof woof, Xu was very angry, MB, I mean I don't want to.

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That,,, will explode tomorrow, definitely,