All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

Time flies, and August of this year comes in a blink of an eye.

In Los Angeles, in the "Kobe Bryant Finals MVP" training facility, after some training from Su Feng's team, this summer, something happened that puzzled Kobe Bryant.

That is......

In his opinion, Teacher Yue, who was about to catch up with O'Neal in weight, actually slowly "lost weight"!

On the 20th, when Teacher Yue was put on a scale to check whether the "pork belly" met the factory standards, Teacher Yue, who complained all day about being "too skinny", found that his weight had dropped to 131.5 kilograms.

In Su Feng's previous life, when Teacher Yue was gradually reaching the peak of his career, his weight was approximately between 127 kilograms and 128 kilograms. (Note ①)

Of course, compared to the average NBA player...

If you ask the teacher, you can only compare the fat content with that of ordinary people, so there is no comparison.

Therefore, the main reason why Teacher Yokic was able to "quickly" lose weight this time was because the physical trainers headed by Mancias did not believe that Jokic could develop tendons like Su Feng.

And anyone who knows a little bit about "weight loss" should know...

For professional athletes, losing weight and reducing tendons are completely different things.

In Su Feng's view, as long as Teacher Yue can control his weight at around 128 kilograms before the start of the new preseason in October, then this fragrant "pork belly" will be qualified to leave the factory.

As for the fat content based on the average NBA player...

Ouch!

You said, isn't that making things difficult for "Fat Tiger"?

However, even if this time, the appointment with the teacher only changed from a fat guy who didn't look like a professional player at all, to a fat guy who was somewhat similar to the fat guy on the court, who was beginning to take on the human form of a professional player... .

From Kobe's point of view, this is still something he cannot understand.

Because you must know that under Su Feng's "pampering"...

In more than a month, Jokic's Coke has never stopped!

Moreover, this guy looks like he has gained so much weight...

But its strength and agility...

In Kobe's eyes, it was like cheating!

Especially when his hand jumps, it is only 5 centimeters above the ground...

You have to say it's not standard, but it looks like a pretty graceful and silky shot for a big player.

In Su Feng's original time and space, why do many people like to say that Jokic is a point guard who disguises himself as a center?

Because for inside players whose movement rate cannot be compared with outside players...

Jokic's shooting rate is definitely on the fast side.

In addition, many of Jokic's fake moves look slow and leisurely, but when he fights, he looks like an old man...

But when the basketball is in his hands, it's not easy to get it away from him.

Moreover, many times, he can even show you off in return. .

In Su Feng's previous life, as the actual ball controller of the Nuggets at that time, Jokic averaged about 2.8 turnovers per game in his career.

You know, because Jokic still has to shoulder a certain amount of low-post attack responsibilities in the game, Jokic's actual assist-to-turnover ratio is often lower than what the technical statistics show.

Therefore, it is not so much that Kobe was surprised by the skill level displayed by the 19-year-old Jokic because he did not understand the game...

Might as well say...

This fat guy has, in a sense, completely subverted people's general perception of basketball players.

In terms of height, the registered height is "213" centimeters. After wearing shoes, according to Su Feng's visual inspection, Jokic is only 210 centimeters at most. In the NBA where there are so many people, Jokic can only be regarded as average.

On speed...

To be fair, O'Neal's grandmother may really be able to compete with him this time. (Note ②)

As for jumping, which has long been an important quality for NBA insiders...

Emmm.

Maybe, the bounce of asking a teacher is about the height of a bottle of Coke!

In short, the shelf life of this "pork belly", in Su Feng's opinion, would not surprise Su Feng even if he could be over 40 years old in the future.

Because of Jokic’s physical fitness...

There is no room for regression at all.

In August, the "torturous" weight loss journey with the teacher continued...

On the 23rd, the day Kobe Bryant officially turned 36, after nearly a month of careful preparations by Buss and the Lakers staff...

The Lakers official website officially announced that the Lakers have reached a three-year contract extension agreement with Su Feng and Kobe Bryant, with a total value of more than 105 million U.S. dollars, and includes the right to veto transactions.

At 15:00 local time in Los Angeles, a total of more than 70,000 Lakers fans poured into the Home Depot Center, the home of the Los Angeles Galaxy rented by Buss Jr.

At the contract renewal site, this group of fanatical Lakers fans put on the Suko contract renewal ceremony commemorative shirts that the Lakers staff had prepared for them on their seats.

On the front of this commemorative shirt is a cartoon version of Su Feng with an expressionless face being hugged by another cartoon Kobe.

On the back are the personal honors these two have received so far in their careers.

In addition, on the front of the commemorative shirt, under the cartoon character image of Suko, if you look carefully, you will also find this text:

I would like to wear this shirt to commemorate the greatest period in the history of the Los Angeles Lakers!

And if you look carefully at the hand shape of Su Feng’s cartoon character’s left hand...

You will find that in the middle of Su Feng's gesture that looks OK but is actually a pinch, there is a pattern that looks very similar to the Jordan LOGO.

And Kobe, who was holding Su Feng with one arm and carrying the other behind his back, was hiding the Finals MVP trophy he had just won with Su Feng...

And, a small cartoon shark swimming in the trophy.

As we all know, O'Neal's most famous nickname is "The Shark."

In addition, after leaving Los Angeles to join the Heat, O'Neal once said that he seemed to have jumped from a pool of water into the sea...

Therefore, it is self-evident who the little shark in the FMVP trophy held by the Kobe cartoon character is making fun of.

The gestures made by Su Feng's cartoon character not only alluded to Jordan's control over him, but also alluded to the Lakers, led by "OK", who were led by Su Feng in the finals three times and defeated 4-4. 0 sweep.

As for many years to come...

The male netizen from Universe Kingdom whose defense was breached because of this cartoon...

That's purely because they are in the right position.

At the contract renewal ceremony, in order to pay tribute to the legend who will definitely lock in the top two spots in the history of the Lakers after retirement in the future, although Buss Jr. does not have the connections like his old father...

However, under the patient search of the on-site cameraman, half of Hollywood stars, as well as celebrities and celebrities from all walks of life who came from Rabbit's house, still raised the quality of the entire contract renewal scene to several levels.

In the history of the NBA, such a grand contract renewal ceremony is absolutely unheard of.

Because even when Jordan renewed his contract with the Bulls, he would only hold a press conference and invite a bunch of media to witness it.

But at the Home Depot Center, as Su Feng’s wife Britney made her appearance again, she opened the contract renewal ceremony with the song "The Legend Will Never Die"...

One thing to say.

In future performances at the opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics, I will definitely have to kneel down and kowtow three times during this contract renewal ceremony.

In order to tell the world that I am the number one die-hard Lower Merion CP fan in the world...

Buss, who didn't feel sorry for himself, spent more on this contract renewal ceremony than on the Lakers' previous championship parade.

Although in terms of wealth alone, in the circle of rich people in the United States, Bass Jr. is not even ranked.

But this is just like Arsenal owner Clark is unwilling to spend an extra shilling for Arsenal, but is willing to take out a loan to build a new stadium for the Los Angeles Rams...

Because Bass is willing to spend money on the ritual of Suko's contract renewal.

Therefore, there is this unprecedented contract renewal ceremony!

On the court, after Britney finished singing, a familiar voice instantly reached the ears of nearly 70,000 fans at the scene...

“From Pennsylvania to the bitter cold of the Far North…

From Florida to the rich estates of the South...

Across both sides of the ocean, the honors he has achieved cannot even be engraved on ten "Big Leader Mountains"!

The world trembles at its name.

Niagara Falls flows backwards because of its name!

He is the Caesar of the basketball world, the Napoleon who has never encountered Waterloo.

In the basketball world, God also calls him God!

He is the 11th NBA Finals MVP!

He is the 13th NBA scoring champion!

...(ten thousand words will be omitted here for now)

Girls and gentlemen, please let us come out with the warmest applause and cheers...

Basketball's greatest basketball player ever...

Su——————Feng! ! "

In the player tunnel, holding a basketball in one hand, when Su Feng appeared wearing the Lakers jersey No. 23, I have to say that it was Martin, an old acquaintance, who opened the game, and in Su Feng's opinion, he was the best.

on site......

The most shocking scene since the home of the Los Angeles Galaxy was built occurred.

In the stands, nearly 70,000 Lakers fans were screaming Su Feng's name crazily.

Its power is like thunder, and its sound reaches the sky.

"A real man, this is how you are born!" On the commentary stage, even though his heart was already surging, Mr. Pi's original meaning in English was not this...

But when he saw Su Feng enjoying the worship of fans at the scene, Pippen's inner interpretation was probably this.

no doubt.

At this moment, little Bas not only gave Su Feng unprecedented respect.

Moreover, from this moment on, the Lakers' future attraction to superstars will surely surpass that of the other 29 teams in the NBA!

Because as long as the bad ball player...

Who doesn't hope that one day he will be like Su Feng and become a king?

In the center of the court, although they had officially signed a contract with the Lakers as early as the morning, Su Feng and Buss still handed each other a blank piece of paper.

On TNT TV, after glancing at O'Neal who was already crying to death, Barkley explained to the fans in front of the TV: "I will hand you a blank piece of paper, which means that this contract is for you to fill in for the period. and annual salary.

And I return a blank piece of paper to you, which represents the absolute trust between the players and the team.

Needless to say, in the history of the NBA and in this cruel and ruthless business league, this is definitely something we have never heard of! "

On the court, after Su Feng and Buss exchanged blank papers, the first wave of fireworks prepared by the Lakers officials also shot up into the sky at the same time.

In front of the TV, at this moment, the scene playing out at the Home Depot Center made Melo envious because the five major European leagues had already started and he had no chance to come to pay homage to him.

At the same time, at this moment, Michael Jordan was furious to death.

Because if only the Bulls had given Boss Joe such courtesy...

Then he, Jordan, can't come back from playing 20 championships for the Bulls?

no!

Why the hell am I so mean to choose to watch the live broadcast of this contract renewal ceremony!

In the player tunnel, after Su Feng completed his contract renewal ceremony, it was Kobe's turn to take the stage.

“He is a favorite and an outcast.

He was chased and nearly banished.

He regained respect in weightlessness, and gained more respect in respect.

He is leaving and will never leave.

You don't have to say thank you.

Because it’s us who want to say thank you!

ladies and gentlemen.

Now, please let us come out with the warmest applause and cheers...

Los Angeles Forever Angels…

The 6-time NBA champion...

Finals MVP...

Regular season MVP...

...(I will omit 5,000 words here for now)

Kobe——Bryant! "

cough!

In this life, anyone who knows Kobe a little bit should know that what Kobe likes most is that he can always find an angle to brag about him...

In addition, under the influence of Su Feng's butterfly effect, even He Wei changed his career to commentating on basketball...

Therefore, in this life, besides being provided by a famous CCTV team...

The DJ responsible for reading this manuscript is also the "Weibing Bryant" who is most familiar to Chinese basketball fans.

I have to say that Bass really worked hard at today's contract renewal ceremony.

In the stadium, in the east and west stands, with Kobe's appearance, two huge jerseys began to be passed around among the fans.

East, No. 23, Su Feng.

West, No. 24, Kobe Bryant.

Like Su Feng before, Kobe and Buss, who had already signed a contract with the Lakers in the morning, handed each other a blank piece of paper.

At this point, Suko's signing ceremony was officially completed.

On the court, the signing ceremony immediately turned into a large-scale Britney concert.

In recent years, because Britney has quit the music scene and changed her career to become Su Feng's English teacher, she took advantage of this signing ceremony to have fun.

No bragging, no blackmail.

If it weren't for Su Feng's relationship...

Then at least half of the quality of this signing ceremony will be lost.

Because have you seen any NBA star’s signing ceremony that was able to invite American otaku goddesses to sing?

And most importantly...

Why don’t you ask for money?

In addition, when Britney was given a close-up shot on the scene...

The group of otakus who had grown from teenagers to uncles were also confused.

Because with the energy and charm Britney is radiating right now...

It's almost the same as before.

The next day, many newspapers and magazines in the United States devoted their headlines and covers to the signing ceremony, which was comparable to the Super Bowl.

In New York, in an interview, the new NBA president Mark also highly praised this large-scale signing ceremony.

To be fair, even if you count a hundred years forward and a hundred years back, no one except Su Feng and Buss Jr. can join forces to pull off such a big deal in the NBA.

On the 24th, even NFL officials said in an interview...

If you put aside the miscellaneous factors...

This grand event held in Los Angeles on the 23rd will only make you mistakenly believe that basketball is the number one sport above the Blue Star.

No kidding, for that group of capitalists, in addition to the fact that football has always had a tradition of holding a fan meeting for the star when signing a contract with the star...

Who would be willing to spend so much money on such an "inconsequential" ceremony?

but......

The Lakers not only did this.

And they created an atmosphere no less than a Super Bowl.

August 23rd.

It's Kobe's 36th birthday.

This is definitely an unprecedented glorious moment in the NBA.

Because from this moment on...

As the images of Suko’s signing ceremony were transmitted to all over the world through social networks...

As people spontaneously began to promote the signing ceremony.

If basketball really becomes the number one sport above Blue Star one day in the future.

By then...

Historians will definitely think of this day.

Because this is more than just publicity that no amount of money can buy...

It is a gift that Bass gave to the two veterans with full sincerity.

"In this life, if I can't play for the Lakers, then why should I play basketball?" On this day in Madrid, Spain, I saw Luka Doncic, who had been selected for the Real Madrid youth team, after watching Suko complete the game with the Lakers. Said this after the news of the contract renewal.

"I, Jason, will be a Laker in this life! I will be a Laker in death!" Jayson Tatum, St. Louis, Missouri, USA, who is Suko's biggest fan, became even more determined on this day. He is determined to wear a Lakers jersey in the future.

"If I could play for the Lakers in my life...

So what kind of bike will I, Brandon, ride in this life? "Brandon Ingram, a five-star talented high school student from Kingston High School in the United States, said with tears streaming down his face after watching the news.

What is worth mentioning is that it was also in the summer of this year.

The LOGO man declined Warriors owner Lacob's proposal that he continue to serve as the Warriors' adviser.

Because after the 2014/15 season.

Jerry West knows.

He has to go home.

In the future, after Suko retires.

The Lakers need a staff member who can assist Buss with Kupchak.

In Su Feng's previous life, because Aunt Jenny successfully rose to power, the LOGO man chose the Clippers next door.

But now...

What an international joke!

Jerry West and Buss...

Those are close friends than real brothers!

But unlike in Su Feng's memory, Pelinka and others were afraid that the LOGO man would come back to seize the class and seize power...

As West’s protégé…

After learning that LOGO Man will no longer renew his contract with the Warriors...

Kupchak took out his bottle of Lafite that he had collected for many years that day.

The interesting things inside the Lakers front office will not be mentioned for the time being.

In September, Teacher Yue made another major breakthrough in her weight loss work.

According to his own disclosure, when his brothers came to Los Angeles from Serbia to visit him...

His brothers even mistakenly believed that he had been abused by the Lakers.

Because the "skinny man" in front of me weighs only 129.5 kilograms...

Is this still their younger brother who walks like "Duang, Duang, Duang"?

"I've become so thin...

Boss, please, don’t let me eat that damn nutritious meal again! "That day, on the training ground, Jokic complained to Su Feng with an aggrieved look on his face.

However, on the side, after "Duo"ing Jokic's belly with his hands, Kobe said: "Oh, my God! I really want to cut off the fat on your body and refine it!" (Note ③ )

Jokic: "..."

no!

I'm so "thin", Boss Kobe, are you sure the "lean meat" in my body can still be refined into oil?

On the training ground, Su Feng suddenly felt happy when he saw Jokic obediently continuing to get on the treadmill after being scolded by Kobe.

Because don't say...

The Lakers really need someone like Kobe who likes to play bad guy.

In addition, this summer, due to the influx of five big catfish into the Lakers...

So when checking the training videos everyone sent to him, Su Feng found that this group of people were obviously much more serious about training in the summer than before.

In the summer league in July, Dinwiddie performed well on behalf of the Lakers.

Therefore, in August, after learning that the child could only train on the field court because of his poor family, Su Feng immediately summoned him to "Kobe will always be Su Feng's little brother's home."

As a second-round pick, Dinwiddie's salary in the first year of his career is quite high.

But after deducting taxes and having a bunch of relatives and friends to support...

In fact, there is not much money left at Dinwiddie's disposal.

In the NBA, most black players are like "one person can achieve success, and a chicken or a dog can ascend to heaven."

Therefore, after learning that the boss was not only willing to provide him with a training venue, but also provide food and accommodation...

Just as Kobe had predicted...

The first thing Dinwiddie said to Su Feng after arriving at "Su Feng's Home is a Stupid Cook" was: "Spencer, the last general, is willing to dribble, feed and block seats for the Su family for generations to come." !”

However, compared to the less worrying Jokic, Kobe did like Dinwiddie during this special training period.

Because in addition to being well-behaved and sensible, Dinwiddie is also quite conscious about his investment in training.

Next season, in Kobe's view...

The point guard position will definitely become the most popular position in the Lakers.

Because of Dinwiddie's training attitude and Bledsoe who sends Su Feng training videos every day...

How can Director Lang (who calls himself), who is only slightly stronger than me, be able to suppress the two young men?

"Hey, when did you start caring so much about your teammates?" That day, when Kobe asked him about Rondo's current situation, Su Feng asked with curiosity.

"As the head of the Lakers, I should care about my teammates." Hearing this, Kobe said confidently.

"Really? Then I have to remind you, who knows, next season, you, the Lakers boss, will become the third boss, or even the fourth boss!" Patting Kobe's shoulder, UU Reading www.uukansｈhu. net Su Feng smiled.

"How is that possible?" Kobe said confidently.

“Nothing is impossible.

after all......

Just like I can't believe that Rajon has developed a three-point shot this summer. "Su Feng said while hugging Kobe.

"What?

Rajon developed a three-point shot? "Kobe said with a surprised look on his face.

"Yeah, I just watched the training video he sent me...

I voted 100 times and got more than 70 points! "Su Feng said with a smile.

It has to be said that the high-intensity competition within the Lakers is indeed a key factor for this Lakers to always remain at the top.

Well, this is not...

Originally, in Su Feng's memory, he still had to practice for a few years under the guidance of Lang...

This summer, it evolved again.

Through the query function of the blacksmith system, Su Feng discovered...

The three-point ability value guided by Lang has improved to 74 after nearly three months of hard training.

Although based on Su Feng's past experience, this ability value only means that Director Lang has evolved from being able to sell directly to being able to sell selectively.

But looking at these teammates who are becoming more and more self-conscious and are still working hard and honing their skills...

Su Feng believed it.

Next season, the Lakers will surely be able to realize their dynasty under the leadership of him and someone else!

…

PS: Try to make another breakthrough in length tomorrow! After all, I can’t be complacent just because everyone keeps praising me for my short looks, right?

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