All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

At the Staples Center, when Su Feng and Kobe were substituted, the fans who had already stood up cheered for them, almost lifting the dome of the entire arena.

On the Lakers bench, reporters aimed their shots at the two of them.

Because the scene was in chaos for a time, the Lakers' home DJ even had to remind this group of completely crazy reporters through the radio that the game was still 9 minutes away from ending.

On TNT TV, Barkley bluntly said that this was the most unreasonable tactic he had ever seen in his life.

ESPN Sports chief commentator Breen immediately connected with Scott Skiles, the former NBA historical single-game assist record holder, and asked him for his views on this game.

As a result, Scales used "BANG! BANG! BANG!" three times on the phone to describe the game.

As we all know, "BANG" is Brin's classic mantra when commentating on the NBA. It is generally seen in buzzer beaters or wonderful shots.

Therefore, after connecting with Skiles, Breen also smiled and said: "I think anyone who witnessed this game will be shocked by the tacit cooperation between Kobe and Su in the game.

This is really incredible!

Sue was running and making those unbelievable throws.

And Kobe can always get the basketball to his hands in the first place.

According to relevant statistics, while Kobe completed 31 assists in this game, he only made 3 turnovers in the game.

And what about Su?

Oh my God, he only touched the ball for 101 seconds in this game.

In other words, you and your girlfriend have just started making out, and Sue has already scored 77 points on the court! "

There is no doubt that less than half a month after the start of the 2008/09 season, Su Feng and Kobe Bryant teamed up to blow up the entire basketball world.

In the final quarter of the game, neither player was interested in playing for the rest of the game.

In the end, after relying on the substitutes to recover some points, as the final timer approached zero, the final score of the game was fixed at 107 to 130.

In the whole game, Su Feng made 32 of 58 shots, including 7 of 13 three-pointers. He scored 77 points, 20 rebounds, and 3 free throws for the Lakers while only making 6 free throws in the game. Steal, 1 block, 1 assist.

In this game, Su Feng set multiple records.

First of all, 58 shots in a single game not only set a new high for Su Feng's personal career.

Moreover, after hitting 26 irons in this game, Su Feng also became the player with the most 25 or more irons in a single game in NBA history.

Secondly, since the NBA has complete technical statistics, this is the first time in NBA history that someone can score 70 points and grab 20 rebounds in a game.

And if you include ancient times, in this record, only Chamberlain can compete with Su Feng.

Unfortunately.......

Although Su Feng set N records in the first battle...

But the most handsome guy in this game was his teammate Kobe.

After the game, reporters surrounded Kobe, wanting to interview him about how he felt about breaking the single-game assist record in NBA history.

Kobe, who had been enjoying himself on the sidelines for nearly 15 minutes, laughed and said: "I often heard people criticize me as a non-team player, and even thought that my presence would destroy the team's chemical reaction.

But tonight, I think I proved with my performance that not only can I dominate the game with scoring, but my passing can also help the team win. "

Because according to post-game technical statistics, 27 of Kobe's 31 assists in this game were completed by Su Feng. Therefore, after Kobe finished talking about his thoughts on the game, reporters also asked a certain The unknown tool man’s thoughts on this game.

As a result, looking at Kobe, who was smiling brighter than Zhu Bajie...

Someone said bluntly: "It turns out that passing the ball to me is the best tactic in the world."

Hearing this, Kobe became anxious and quickly showed an aggrieved expression to someone.

So, after a pause, someone who knew that instead of causing trouble for Kobe, it would be better to make him happy, continued: "Of course, no matter how great the tactic is, you have to look at who is responsible for passing the ball.

There is no doubt that Kobe is the best partner in my mind. "

You should be satisfied now, right?

After the interview, someone looked back at Kobe and thought to himself silently.

But who would have thought that after returning to the locker room, Kobe would go even further and said: "You tell me, is it so difficult to praise me so well?

To be honest, if it weren't for my good pass in this game, would you have gotten 70+? "

Good guy!

If it wasn't for the purpose of getting assists for you, why would I be like a fool and keep throwing away more reliable mid-range shots?

In the locker room, someone was unhappy.

Seeing this, Kobe, who knew that someone had always been careless, hurriedly took out his three-page "Emotional Intelligence" and said: "Of course, no matter how good the pass is, you have to look at the person who is responsible for shooting in the end. who is it.

Okay, the greatest scorer in Kobe Bryant’s mind…

Mr. Su Feng, would you like to go have a supper with Kobe? "

Looking at the shameless Kobe, after shaking his head and sighing, Su Feng was completely speechless.

Oh my God!

The earth!

What kind of evil did I do in my previous life that led me to meet such an unlucky enemy?

"Hey, by the way, how about you pass the ball like this next time and I try to see how many points I can score?" Kobe patted Su Feng on the shoulder and said eagerly.

Su Feng rolled his eyes at Kobe, "Forget it, because I really don't want to see all of my passes that will go down in history become the opponent's backcourt rebounds."

Kobe: "......"

envy!

Su thief!

You are definitely jealous of me!

"Do you know what the season with the highest true shooting percentage in your career so far is?" Su Feng asked, looking at Kobe who looked unconvinced.

Kobe shook his head.

"58.5%.

and I?

Sorry, the two worst seasons in my career with true shooting percentage were 57.2% and 58% respectively.

And, that was in the first two seasons of my career. " Su Feng reminded.

As a scorer with a true shooting percentage of over 60% for 10 consecutive seasons, to be honest, Su Feng had no idea where the courage of those haters came from.

Although, my shooting is too accurate...

In his early years, Su Feng was once worried about this.

However, what can he, who is "poor, weak, and helpless", do about this?

than difficulty.

Among the fairy balls he has scored now, which one is not very difficult?

However, on this night, the cold and ruthless technical statistics not only failed to defeat Kobe.

Instead, under Su Feng's stimulation...

He even wanted to prove himself in the next game so that he could respond to Su Feng's doubts about him.

But in the short term......

Kobe probably has little chance to prove himself.

Because after this game, Coach Lu immediately announced to the team that Kobe would take a rest in the next game.

Moreover, before Kobe Bryant fully recovers, Coach Lu will still control his average playing time below 30 minutes per game.

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The next day, many friends of Su Feng and Kobe were interviewed by the media and expressed their opinions on Kobe breaking the NBA's historical single-game assist record.

In Philadelphia, Iverson said, "Every game Sue and Kobe play is like 2K... Well, I guess I have to improve my game as soon as possible.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to catch up with them even in the game. "

As for Phoenix, McGrady said: "31 assists? Oh, damn, when was the last time I scored 31 points in a game?"

In Oakland, Nash, who had collaborated with Su Feng in "Last. Game" in the early years, was really sour this time.

In an interview with reporters, Nash bluntly said that if he could travel back in time, he would definitely try to pass more balls to Su Feng in that game.

In addition, James, who was shocked after watching this game, also said that with Kobe's recovery, this Lakers will become more and more terrifying.

only.......

James, whose "Emotional Intelligence" was mistaken for "Emotional Intelligence", could not have imagined that many netizens scoffed at his comments online: "Then why were you all trying to persuade the Lakers to trade Kobe Bryant?"

James: "......"

no!

What does those Lake Black remarks have to do with me, LeBron James?

All right.

Xiao Zhanzhan did take the blame this time.

Because no matter how incredible Su Feng and Kobe's current performances are...

Isn’t it true that people didn’t think highly of them before?

On the Internet, many Humi fans created various "apology posts" on major forums on this day.

And "Kobe, I'm sorry" is destined to become the most searched word on the Internet in China and the United States in the future.

As for the person involved, Kobe?

The past two days......

As soon as he saw Kobe's wretched smile, Su Feng became extremely annoyed.

Especially the day after Kobe set the record.

Because he received a call from "Magic" Johnson himself, this guy was as excited as if he had won five million.

“Sue, you know, Erwin just called me!

And he also encouraged me and hoped that I could set more records in future competitions! "After hanging up the phone with "Magic," Kobe said with a look of joy.

"Michael called me yesterday too.

But Kobe...

Don't you know that the greatest player in NBA history is standing next to you right now? "Su Feng asked with a puzzled look on his face.

NBA legend?

Excuse me.......

Which of them is more legendary than me?

After hearing this, Kobe was stunned for a moment.

Because only then did he discover...

It turned out that in the past twelve years, Su Feng had opened such a big gap with him.

yes!

"Magic" Johnson is indeed a famous and legendary player.

but.......

In the face of Su Feng's dazzling military exploits...

Even Michael Jordan had to think carefully about what attitude and tone he should use to talk to him before he called him.

What do they mean?

Over the years, Kobe always thought that the 03 generation's respect for Su Feng was just because Su Feng had supported them in the early years.

But it wasn't until this moment that Kobe discovered...

It turns out that the person he usually complains about...

Already standing at the top of world basketball.

"Su, you are really amazing." Looking at Su Feng, Kobe suddenly said meaningfully.

ha?

Looking at Kobe, who suddenly looked solemn, Su Feng was stunned for a moment, then he was stunned, and then after thinking for a while, he said, "What do you want to eat for lunch today?"

At this moment, their eyes met.

Kobe soon showed a happier smile than when he got 31 assists last night.

because.......

Su Feng is great.

But isn’t he still Kobe Bryant’s personal chef?

In addition, as a former Lakers star.

"Magic" Johnson's encouragement certainly made Kobe happy.

But.......

Compared to the Kobe who always had to face the fire of public opinion alone in Su Feng's memory...

In this life, No. 24 in Los Angeles no longer needs to face various difficulties alone.

No matter whether there is a mountain of knives or a sea of ​​fire ahead.

Break into TMD and that's it!

"Oh, by the way, what did Michael say to you last night?" Kobe asked curiously while waiting patiently for Su Feng to make lunch.

"Michael? The old lemon is gone.

He called me specifically last night and said that if he hadn't taken care of Scotty's feelings...

In a game like last night, he could easily hit a hundred games. "Su Feng said with a smile.

Hearing this, Kobe immediately became happy.

Because he never expected that Jordan would be so disinterested in Bilian.

"Didn't he tell you that you were about to score the 30,000th point in your career?" Kobe asked.

Su Feng shook his head, "How dare he mention it? But Kobe, you did seem to remind me of something very important."

Kobe was a little confused and said, "What did I remind you?"

"After scoring 77 points in this game, I am now only 464 points away from reaching the 30,000-point achievement in my career." Su Feng said.

"Then what?" Kobe asked with a puzzled look on his face.

Su Feng put down the kitchen utensils he was cutting into sausages and said: "Seven games.

If I can get these 464 points in the next 7 games...

Then I can reach 30,000 points in my career in one less game than Wilt Chamberlain! "

Kobe was shocked, "464 points in 7 games? Did I hear that right...

Do you know how difficult it is to score 464 points in 7 games? "

Su Feng spread his hands, "It's quite difficult, but as long as I can guarantee 66 points in every game, I can surpass Wilt!"

In Su Feng's previous life, before he traveled through time and was reborn, the youngest person to reach 30,000 points was LeBron James.

When he achieved this achievement, little Zhanzhan was 33 years and 24 days old.

But in terms of the number of games spent to achieve the 30,000-point achievement...

Chamberlain's 941 games were significantly ahead of the latecomers.

In this record, only Jordan's 967 games can compete with it.

As the two men who are often mentioned as 30,000-point players in the future, James and Kobe both spent 1,100+ games each to achieve this achievement.

therefore.......

Since I am destined to receive the achievement of being the youngest player with 30,000 points in the NBA...

So from Su Feng's point of view, why didn't he also take the record for the least number of games?

464 points in 7 games, UU Reading www.uukanshu． net certainly sounds appalling.

But for "cancers" like Su Feng and Kobe who have achieved 50+ points in a row...

This is not an impossible task.

"If you did it, it would definitely be the NBA. …

No!

This will definitely be the most explosive news in the history of world basketball! "Looking at Su Feng who looked serious, Kobe said excitedly after swallowing.

"How about it? Are you willing to challenge this seemingly impossible task with me?" After wiping the oil on his hands, Su Feng patted Kobe on the shoulder and said.

"Of course!

After all, I'm the one teaching you how to play basketball! "Hearing this, Kobe said excitedly.

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