All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

On the 13th, Xiaojia, who was preparing to participate in the All-Star Rookie Challenge...

Su Feng took a special plane provided by the Lakers with him and arrived in New Orleans where there were no New Orleans grilled wings.

As New Orleans' first professional sports game after Hurricane Katrina, the league's investment in Star Weekend this year is significant.

Well, this is not...

As soon as he got off the plane, Su Feng was arrested by alliance officials to engage in charity activities.

It has to be said that in order to maintain the image of the alliance, since taking office, Stern has been secretly worried about this family that is not wealthy and specializes in raising mentally retarded children.

In addition, since the Olympic Games will be held in Beijing this year, NBA players will also wear Chinese uniforms to compete during this year's Star Weekend.

On the 15th, at the New Orleans Arena, Star Weekend’s traditional appetizer rookie challenge officially kicked off.

As a result, when Roy withdrew from this Rookie Challenge because he had to participate in the Star Weekend main game...

Durant, who scored 37 points for the first-year students, not only successfully led the first-year students to defeat the senior students in down-and-out games, but he also won the MVP of this year's All-Star Rookie Challenge.

Last summer, under the guidance of Su Feng, Durant corrected his shooting movements in advance and has made significant progress this season.

Especially after receiving the unlimited iron-making rights given by Presti, in the cheerful singing of "You are one iron, I am one iron, one iron is for Kobe, and one iron is for Su Feng" with Roy...

Durant even used his strength to slap those people in the face who laughed at him because he couldn't lift even one bench press during the joint trial.

You were so indifferent to me yesterday!

Today, young master, I will teach you how to achieve what you cannot achieve!

However, when the rookie MVP trophy was handed to Durant, the expressions of league officials at the time could be described as ashen.

Because no matter how hard the league officials search, they can't find any temperament in Durant that matches an NBA star.

On the contrary, it was the afternoon of the next day when I and other rookies visited workers at a construction site who were responsible for reconstruction work...

Wearing a helmet, Durant allowed league officials to see his unique side.

As a result, a certain school in China that had spent a lot of money to hire Tracy McGrady to be an endorsement was very happy.

Because of Durant’s temperament...

Isn't he more suitable to be Lan Xiang's spokesperson than Tracy McGrady?

On the 16th, Durant's performance during the All-Star Weekend was not over yet.

Although he missed the main game of this year's All-Star Weekend, I have to say that Durant is indeed the most handsome boy at this year's All-Star Weekend.

Because when he played in the three-point contest...

Who would have thought...

He actually broke the myth created by Michael Jordan in the three-point contest in one fell swoop!

No bragging, no blackmail.

Among the many records left by the "Old Rascal", the record of scoring only 5 points in the three-point contest... is definitely one of the most difficult records to break.

However, even if the "old gangster" didn't even want to lose his face for this record, how could he have thought...

The future waves will be so fierce that they won't even let go of his tricky record!

In the New Orleans Arena, that night, Kevin Durant stepped on Michael Jordan without even waiting for the playoffs!

Because in the first round of preliminaries, he only scored one flower ball and two ordinary goals, and successfully locked his final score at 4 points!

Moreover, after completing all the shooting performances, Durant, who has always been considerate of the fans, did not forget to raise his hands and interact with the people of New Orleans.

In the stands, Stern was shocked.

Because he never expected that there would be such a loser like Durant in this world!

To be honest, compared with Durant, at this moment, Stern even felt that Rodman was looking more handsome.

Because Rodman's actions were nonsensical, but at least when it came to sleeping, he didn't embarrass the NBA's gang of men who were flagrant!

But what about Durant?

Good guy!

Where did you come from as a beggar and end up playing in the NBA?

"Tracy, you, the successor, look exactly like you in both image and temperament!" On the sidelines, hugging McGrady's shoulders, Su Feng could only laugh out loud.

Then.......

There's no after that.

Because after that day, Su Feng never saw McGrady talk about Durant being his successor for a long time.

First, let’s take the camera back to the New Orleans Arena.

In this year's individual events, in addition to traditional events such as the three-point contest, dunk contest and skills competition, NBA officials also added an additional competition called "H-O-R-S-E".

This is a very famous game in American streetball circles. (Note ①)

In the end, Durant, who failed in the three-point contest, successfully won the championship of the first Star Weekend "H-O-R-S-E" competition.

The championship and runner-up of the Skills Challenge were won by Rondo and Paul respectively.

In addition, the three-point contest championship was won by Kapono.

The dunk contest champion is defended by Andre Iguodala.

In this life, Su Feng has indeed brought great changes to the NBA.

Because Nate Robinson, who was supposed to be famous in the dunk contest, has become Iguodala's background in this life.

After winning the dunk contest again, Iguodala also told people the secret of his dominance in the dunk contest: "Every year before the dunk contest starts, I ask Su on the Internet for advice on the moves I designed.

As a result, Sue came up with better ideas for me every time.

In my opinion, without Su's help, I would never have been able to give you such a wonderful performance in the dunk contest. "

In fact, in terms of Iguodala's physical talent, if Nate Robinson hadn't taken advantage of his "height" and won a lot of sympathy points from the judges, then those dunks in his previous life would really not have counted. It's very difficult.

As for why Su Feng helped Iguodala but not Robinson?

Ouch!

As a senior who always treats everyone equally, if Robinson asked, Su Feng would definitely give him some advice.

But Robinson himself refused to ask...

Do you still have to force Su Feng to teach him?

Wake up!

He, Su Feng, likes to teach people just like Kobe, but that doesn't mean that he has an obligation to help everyone.

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On the evening of the 17th, as the climax of the star weekend, this year's James team didn't know who had the bad idea...

Anyway, when Team Zhan Bao came on stage, the chaotic dancing scene of the demons almost made Su Feng and others think that they had arrived at Shituoling.

only.......

When Su Feng led the team to the field, Xiao Yao, who was on Team Zhanbao, didn't realize that the appearance ceremony of Su Feng's team was more advanced than theirs...

Because if Xiao Yao sees it well...

At that time, the appearance of Su Feng's starting five was the appearance of the famous Ginyu Special Forces team in "Dragon Ball"...

Are you ashamed, Brother Feng!

Du Nima is about to turn 30, how can she still imitate others?

On the court, looking at the starting five of the Su Feng team, Xiao Yao thought to himself with a look of disdain.

Unfortunately.......

That is to say, Su Feng doesn't know Xiao Yao's true inner thoughts...

Otherwise, Su Feng would definitely question him, which 28-year-old bastard was the one who stole two pieces of equipment from the team he led when he played the World of Warcraft dungeon with him two weeks ago.

Look...

In this league, everyone laughs at Durant.

But in fact, everyone is Durant.

Just like Su Feng in his previous life, whenever someone jumped on someone and joined in to argue that he couldn't beat Durant, Su Feng would reply to him, "Have you never copied other people's decks when playing Hearthstone?"

And at the New Orleans Arena, after the two teams' entrance ceremony, on the court, on this night, Su Feng also gave all the hopes of the village to the "Emperor Cheeks".

There is no way, as a veteran who will soon be over 30...

Because in the vanity fair of the NBA, Su Feng has shed too much blood and sweat...

So a valuable game like the All-Star Game...

Su Feng knew that only a smart and capable young man like Wade could take the lead!

let's go!

Dwayne!

We are your solid support tonight!

The train of time passes slowly through the New Orleans Arena...

At this moment, 30-year-old Su Feng, 34-year-old Nash, 31-year-old Carter, 30-year-old Nowitzki, and 33-year-old Iverson were sitting there.

Looking at the 26-year-old Wade with affectionate eyes, they are all the shadow of himself when he was 26 years old.

However, looking at these veterans who decided before the game that they would be the main attacking point of Su Feng's team this year...

How does young Wade know at this moment...

When the playoffs come, will each of these bastards be more ferocious than the last?

Well, compared to the full routines of Su Feng's team...

On the James team, James decided to play tonight simply because he wanted to win the MVP of this year's All-Star Weekend.

And for Zhan Bao who has such awareness...

Before the game, Duncan touched Zhan Bao's head, not to mention how touched he was at that time...

Good boy!

I said back then that the future must be yours!

so.......

Come on, LeBron!

Tonight, we are your solid backing!

In the first quarter of the game, after playing for 5 minutes and then taking a break, they looked at James and Way who just took out a knife and stabbed each other in the chest...

Su Feng couldn't help but sigh: "Sure enough, young people and talented people are the only ones who have a lot of fun on celebrity weekends!"

However, compared to the battle between James and Way on the court, this year, on the bench of Su Feng's team, I cannon and Rondo exchanged death glares, which was the best.

Because in this year's Skills Challenge, Wo Pao unfortunately triggered the "insulated from the championship" passive again, therefore, the relationship between him and Rondo...

It can only be described as incompatible with water and fire.

Many people may not know that losing two consecutive skills challenges because you can't shoot better than Rondo is a concept.

You know, generally we can only call people like this:

Chris Paul.

And when I, who was already full of anger, was replaced on the court with Rondo...

Tsk!

Those who don’t know may mistakenly think that these two people are rivals.

Because on the court, just as I was about to pass the ball to Carter, Rondo "interrupted" my pass and showed off his three-pointer from the outside that would have a shooting percentage of over 20%.

result.......

Damn it, the ball actually went in!

Then he looked at Paul with a smile on his face, and saw Coach Lang saying in such a state of mind: "Although you don't like me, your passing is pretty good!"

Paul: "......."

I'm so...

Did I pass that on to you?

So, in order to retaliate, when Rondo was about to pass the ball to Nowitzki, Paul also exerted all his strength, and with the idea of ​​​​not fighting for words, he jumped and got ahead of Nowitzki. "Interrupted" Rondo's pass.

And guess what?

Because Nowitzki subconsciously reacted that the ball was intercepted by him, so in order to avoid being hit by the James team on a fast break, he subconsciously pulled Paul out when he didn't want to retreat.

Paul: "......."

Dirk.......

You and I are teammates!

Looking at this dramatic scene on the sidelines, Su Feng felt that the excitement of this year's All-Star Game was far beyond his imagination.

In addition to being angry with each other on the court, Rondo and Paul's literary fight off the court is also outstanding.

"If you had said you were going to catch the ball, I wouldn't have passed it so high to you!" Rondo measured the heights of himself and Paul with his hands, Rondo looked at Paul apologetically and said.

After hearing this, Paul became angry!

In order to prove myself, in the New Orleans Arena, with 3 minutes and 05 seconds left in the third quarter of the All-Star Game, I saw my gun driving the ball all the way through the middle, and in full view of everyone, I hit the ball with lightning speed. The trend is taking off......

No bragging, no blackmail.

Just the way I was shooting at that time...

In order not to be the backdrop for my cannon, even Xiao Yao and Duncan hurriedly stepped aside.

However.......

Just when I was about to slam that damn basketball into the hoop...

No one expected that the basket actually blocked my shot!

Did you see it? No wonder Su Feng wanted to leave the Hornets in his previous life.

Because this is the basket of the Hornets' home court, do you dare to say that it is not a hack?

Bah!

On the court, after being blocked by the basket in a somewhat comical manner, I Pao's young face turned red instantly.

But then, Rondo was no better than Paul.

Because after seeing through Rondo’s intention to hurt my cannon, Rondo completed a breakthrough in the middle and was about to dunk...

Tonight, New Orleans' basket just completed its double kill on the two small guards from Su Feng's team!

Bah!

On the court, Paul felt much better when he saw the guidance of Long, who had received the same shot from the basket as himself.

At this time, Su Feng, who had already sat back on the bench, also clapped his legs and laughed: "I never expected that the small Su Feng team could have the 'crouching dragon and phoenix' pair of Chris and Rondo at the same time! "

After the New Orleans Arena suffered from Hurricane Katrina, this comedy starring Paul and Rondo made the fans completely forget about the pain caused by the hurricane.

Of course, in the final quarter of the game, when it was time to use real swords and guns, the players from both teams did not forget to fix their bayonets in advance.

Wade, who received blessings from many brothers in Su Feng's nursing home, was in a state of wonder.

After scoring 17 points in the final quarter of the game, he scored a total of 44 points, 15 rebounds, and 9 assists for Su Feng's team.

As for Team Zhan Bao...

After looking around, Zhan Bao just discovered...

It turns out that the clown is himself!

Because on Star Weekend, everyone wants to show off except the veterans who want to paddle...

Therefore, compared to Wei Bao, who has high hopes from the whole team...

Even if Zhan Bao wants to show off against Wade, the basketball cannot be handed over to him like he did with the Cavaliers.

In the end, with Wade's outstanding performance in the last quarter of the game, Su Feng's team successfully defeated the Zhanbao team 134-128.

After the game, Wade was elected the MVP of this All-Star Game.

In this regard, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net Stern, who personally came to supervise the battle, was very satisfied.

Because after Kobe Bryant was seriously injured, the league's resources at this time have begun to tilt toward Wade...

Therefore, Wade's outstanding performance on this night further proved how accurate Stern is in reading people.

And after a week of paddling in New Orleans…

Su Feng, who was always sleepy during celebrity weekend, slowly opened his sleepy eyes when leaving New Orleans.

Because now, Su Feng knows...

It's time to ride the "Zhaoye Jade Lion", carry the "Mark submachine gun", and wear the "Morris Scimitar" to lead the Lakers to the upper half of the Western Conference!

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