All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

In the NBA, a place where miracles happen, no matter what era, the peak showdown between superstars is the most popular thing for people to see.

Los Angeles, USA, at 4 pm local time on the 25th.

When His Majesty the King leads his steel cavalry into the Staples Center...

Stern, who is good at hype, once again let people see the charm of basketball tonight.

The Christmas War.

Heat VS Lakers.

No foreshadowing is needed.

There is no need to exaggerate the game.

Basketball fans from all over the world have already been waiting in front of the TV on time.

“Maybe we’re just watching it as a normal game now.

But I believe that many years from now...

We must be grateful that we were lucky enough to witness this great night. "TNT TV station, Charles Barkley, one of the top 50 NBA superstars, said during the pre-game preview.

And on the court, near the Heat bench...

Looking at Su Feng, who had missed most of the Heat's games for the past half month due to the birth of Xiao Tianliang, Jack Nicholson, a famous Lakers fan, jokingly said to him: "You have been absent from the game for so long, do you still remember how to shoot? Will you vote?"

Hearing this, Su Feng, who was teaching Leonard DiCaprio how to lose weight, casually grabbed a basketball from the ground.

Immediately afterwards...

He retreated to the player tunnel and immediately, under the watchful eyes of Nicholson and DiCaprio, shot the basketball into the basket accurately.

"Oh, my God! These hands of yours must have been kissed by God!" Little Plum said with a confused look on his face, holding his head in his hands.

look......

How unseen were the people of this era...

In Su Feng's previous life, a certain primary school student would perform such a scene every time before the start of the game, so people in the future would not be surprised by such a scene...

Even if you tell them that night Curry broke the NBA's three-point shooting record, they will only say "oh" and silently put on knee pads.

"Tonight...it's not easy to fight, Su!"

On the Heat's bench, after the warm-up, O'Neal frowned as he looked at the bald man chatting with Nicholson on the sidelines.

As the former Lakers boss and current Heat star, O'Neal, who has been cared for by Crawford more than once during his time with the Lakers, knows very well...

In the NBA referee circle, Joey Crawford is definitely the number one Laker honey and chief baseball honey.

Because before the start of this Christmas game, Stern was worried that this much-anticipated game would be one-sided, so after some emergency discussions with Mark, Stern did not hesitate to express his kindness to him. Brother Su Feng took a stab at him.

So, can we say that Stern’s methods are ten thousand times better than jokes?

Stern, who knows that the NBA is ultimately a business league, is very clear about the importance of gimmicks to the league.

So while last season…

When the Heat swept the league 16-0 in the playoffs, Stern never thought about interfering in the playoffs.

but now......

With Su Feng and Kobe Bryant's teams being unequal in strength, Stern knew that he had to add some weight to the Lakers.

First, this can make this Christmas battle more exciting.

Secondly, even if Su Feng was really tricked by him in just one regular season game, then...

That only shows that he overestimated the strength of this Heat and Su Feng.

certainly......

As Su Feng's good brother, Stern always felt that even if he sent Crawford to enforce the game, the Heat would have a greater chance of winning in this Christmas war.

As for New York, before the game started, Mark, who knew what Stern was troubled about recently, kindly reminded Stern: "David...you have to know that you are giving Su The more difficulties you create...

Then by the end of the season, the public's support for him to win four consecutive regular season MVPs will only get stronger. "

"If he can really lead this Heat to break the historical record again and break Michael's scoring average record since the NBA has complete technical statistics...

So even if I don't want to give him that damn trophy, what other choice will I have then? "Looking back at Mark, Stern said helplessly after letting out a long sigh.

Let's go back to Staples Center first.

Tonight, in addition to all the Hollywood celebrities present, Su Feng also saw two very familiar faces sitting on the sidelines before the game started.

Klay Thompson.

Stephen Curry.

The former, because he has a father who is a "famous player on our lake", easily obtained a ticket for a courtside seat.

And the latter...

Although Dell Curry is also a champion shooter in this life, compared to Michael Thompson, the top pick, the old Curry's cards are obviously smaller.

then......

When his father only got one ticket, Stephen Curry successfully defeated his stupid brother two days ago.

Then.

When Stephen, sandwiched among Lakers fans, saw...

Not only did my stupid brother come to the scene tonight, but he was also sitting on the Heat's bench...

"No! Didn't I win two days ago?" In the stands, Stephen Curry, who was not in a good position, lost his mind.

"Sure enough, Uncle Su Feng is much more reliable than my father!"

At this time, Seth Curry, who was sitting on the Heat bench asking for Mourning's autograph, showed a smile that belongs to a winner.

"Hey kid, if you're thirsty, remember to tell me." On the Heat's bench, after signing Seth Curry's autograph, Mourning patted his back and smiled.

have a look!

What kind of divine treatment is this?

What bullshit courtside seats?

What the hell can't you buy tickets to this game?

At this moment, taking off his jacket and revealing the Heat No. 23 jersey signed by the entire Heat team on his chest, Seth Curry is the most handsome boy in this arena!

Two days ago, after losing to his disgusting brother in a game that involved whether he could get tickets for this game and a plane ticket to Los Angeles, Seth Curry wisely called Su Feng's phone number immediately. .

"Isn't your father too stingy?

Isn’t it just air tickets and game tickets? I'll arrange for someone to book flights and hotels for you right away. "

result......

Although the Curry brothers came to Los Angeles on a plane this time.

But a certain person was traveling in economy class, while his brother was traveling in first class.

And upon arriving in Los Angeles, someone had to find his own way to the hotel while his brother was driven there in a stretch Lincoln.

Plus, no matter how nice a hotel Dell Curry books for someone…

Is that comparable to Seth Curry, who lives next door to Su Feng?

Don’t say anything else!

This time when he came to Los Angeles to watch the game, Seth even collected the signatures of the entire Heat team.

And what about someone?

In fact, when arranging Seth Curry, Su Feng originally planned to arrange Stephen Curry as well.

But no matter what...

Since becoming brothers with James Jr. who talk about everything, Stephen Curry is now determined to go against him.

therefore......

Since it was the path Stephen Curry chose to take, from Su Feng's point of view, even if he cried, he had to finish this path by himself.

On the court, after this episode, as the ten starting players from the two teams stepped onto the court one after another, the starting list of the two teams was also given on the big screen tonight.

Heat: O'Neal, Hayes, Su Feng, Butler, Payton.

Lakers: Milicic, Odom, Kobe Bryant, Brian Cook, Smush Parker.

In the new season, just as Su Feng remembered, the Lakers signed Smush Parker, nicknamed "The God of Death" in the free agent market.

After Tang Shuai resigned due to personal health reasons, the current head coach of the Lakers is a former Lakers star who is now the number one dog licker around Kobe...

Byron Scott.

This season, Kobe's average number of shots per game is as high as 29.5, which is even more than Su Feng remembers when he was the craziest.

And the reason is...

Mainly because Scott can't play any other way besides giving the ball to defenders.

Fortunately, the Lakers now have one more Milicic who has been trained by him in advance. In addition, the overall strength of the Western Conference during this period is far inferior to that of the Eastern Conference. Therefore, in the new season, after Kobe logged into his Mamba account again, The Lakers are still ranked sixth in the Western Conference.

In addition, after having Milicic to support and play the triangle, Kobe's current efficiency is not too bad.

As long as the overall shooting rate can be guaranteed to exceed 45%, it is difficult to say that Kobe's current style of play is not suitable for this Lakers.

Because except for Milicic and Odom...

The other players on this Lakers team......

Only Vujacic is worthy of mentioning in terms of appearance.

In the center of the field, O'Neal and Milicic were responsible for jumping the ball to start the game.

In the new season, Milicic, whose elbow was finally strengthened enough, failed to defeat O'Neal.

Tonight, O'Neal, who is as eager to win as Su Feng, made the first attack for the Heat.

Payton dribbled past half court.

In the high post, after O'Neal got the ball, Butler quickly cruised to the top line, while Su Feng sank to the low post, forming a triangle with the two.

When asking for the ball in the low post, Su Feng felt a completely different defensive pressure as soon as he came up tonight.

Because Kobe, who wanted to fuck Su Feng to death every night, would not be as polite to Su Feng as Su Feng's group of fans.

top!

Let labor and management fight to death!

Su Shen?

Nonsence!

Su Gou is Su Gou!

God damn it!

On the court, feeling Kobe's iron elbow that was like Malone's back then, Su Feng's thoughts were immediately drawn back to ten years ago.

only......

Today...

Kobe had his elbow.

Su Feng also has his perky butt!

On TNT TV, Barkley was extremely happy when he saw this scene, "I remember how I fucked Karl Malone on the court back then!"

Although because of the commentary, Barkley performed artistic processing when speaking out his inner words.

But please don’t doubt that at this moment, introduce...

That's what Buckley thinks.

Duang!

Duang!

Duang!

In the low post, after receiving the basketball from Butler, Su Feng performed a soul tango in front of Kobe while keeping his center of gravity and feet still.

No idea.

Even if Kobe's iron elbow could hold up 99.99% of the people in this league, it would be difficult for him to hold up Su Feng's flexible hips.

As the saying goes, whether a back spank is good or not depends entirely on whether the buttocks are up or not.

On the court, after leaning on Kobe and turning to the basket, Su Feng turned around and put the ball into the basket.

2 to 0!

"Scoring in front of you is much easier than scoring in front of LeBron." After scoring the goal, Su Feng did not forget to ridicule Kobe.

Kobe: "..."

One thing to say.

If it was a normal quarrel, Kobe would have endured it at this moment.

But for Kobe, Su Fengkong...

What he couldn't stand the most was Su Feng comparing other people with him.

Especially that little Zhanzhan who looks thick-browed and big-eyed on the surface, but is actually full of bad water in his stomach!

"I'll give you 5 seconds to take back what you just said." Looking at Su Feng, Kobe said angrily.

"You don't have to give me five seconds, to be honest, except for LeBron...

As for the ball just now, in my opinion, even Cameron couldn't have defended it worse than you. "Blinking his big shining eyes, Su Feng said to Kobe.

Kobe: "..."

Card......

Carmelo Anthony?

no......

Just those two idiots...

He has a great defense!

Anxious.

At this moment, Kobe was really anxious.

On the side, after shaking his head, O'Neal also sighed: "Su Zhen is the chief trash talk expert in this league."

It's different from the trash talk in the NBA that only comes out as dirty talk.

In O'Neill's opinion, Su Feng's trash talk...

Just like what is commonly known as:

————Killing people and killing people.

He’s not just going to kill your horse…

More importantly, his trash talk will cut into your heart bit by bit like a knife.

On the court, looking back, the Lakers attack.

Fortunately, what made Kobe a little happier was that Su Feng did not send his second-in-commands to face him at the opening tonight like before.

"Haha, you say I can't do it, but in the end you have to defend me personally?" Looking at Su Feng who appeared in front of him, Kobe thought with a proud look on his face.

Well......

In fact, the main reason why Su Feng defended Kobe tonight was because the referee of this game was named Crawford.

Su Feng knew that if someone else were to guard Kobe, they would definitely be unable to withstand Crawford's penalty scale within a few minutes.

But now comes the problem...

Since Crawford's penalty scale is not something ordinary people can tolerate...

Is it possible that you, Su Feng, can withstand Crawford's punishment?

Emmm!

The answer, of course, is YES.

Because Su Feng knew very well that Stern would not be as bottomless as a joke, so if Crawford dared to ruin the game with his own hands, he was afraid that his body would stink the next day afterwards.

On the court, after testing Crawford's penalty scale bit by bit, Su Feng immediately felt relieved.

Because it turns out...

Crawford really didn't want to be the guilty party tonight.

Boom!

Boom!

Boom!

On the flank, UU reads www.uukanshu． ｎnetAfter receiving the pass from his teammate, Kobe also went first and then →.

However, the difference is that Su Feng was from behind just now, but he is facing the frame now.

On the court, after using Sam Goddard to pull away from Su Feng, Kobe immediately drew his bow and arrow, drew it up and shot!

Uh-huh!

This is an extremely difficult face-lift.

In today's league, there are no more than five players who can make such offensive moves under Su Feng's defense.

And what a coincidence...

Kobe happens to be one of them.

"Oh, scoring in front of you is easier than drinking water!"

After scoring the goal, Kobe shook his right hand and said to Su Feng.

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