All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

who I am?

where am I?

What am I doing?

On the court, looking at the monster hanging from the basket and doing pull-ups, He Shengzhen, who was kneeling on the floor, felt extremely wronged.

And in front of the TV...

Almost instantly, the vast majority of Korean fans decisively chose the "self-deception" approach. As long as I turned off the TV quickly enough, I could pretend that none of this had happened.

only......

No matter how fast these Korean fans slip away...

Nor can they change the fact that many years from now, the "world-famous painting" that Su Feng created a few seconds ago will be mentioned repeatedly on the Internet by basketball fans from all over the world.

after all......

Classics last forever.

"Oh! My God! Look what you've done?

oh! Listen to me, this is definitely the most domineering dunk I have ever seen in my life! "

In the Rose Garden Arena, after Su Feng fell from the basket, O'Neal immediately raised Su Feng's right hand.

Moreover, the fat-headed fish kept pointing at Su Feng with his other hand, as if he was afraid that people would not know what an amazing thing Su Feng had just accomplished.

On the Trail Blazers bench, Trail Blazers coach Cheeks felt that he must have lost his mind tonight to think that Ha Shengzhen could play for two or three minutes.

Although in the NBA, there is nothing to be ashamed of when a post player is dunked.

But what is obvious is...

Compared with those "background boards" who would rather die standing than live on their knees...

The ball that He Shengzhen just played had some retaliation against Su Feng in it.

But sadly...

Because the NBA referees were too "partial" to Su Feng, Su Feng's violent dunk just now not only shocked He Shengzhen to lose his center of gravity, but also...

Judging from the referees' penalty gestures after blowing the whistle, this will also be a "2+1"!

"This ball... was a foul committed by Ha Shengzhen's player?"

At this time, the commentator of the Universe Nation TV station, which had been silent for a long time, finally found a reason to intervene.

"I heard this kind of whistle is normal in the NBA.

As a rookie who has just entered the NBA, the referees will definitely call Ha Shengzhen a foul just now. "Besides, Xu Zhangxun added after pondering for two seconds.

"Speaking of it, American basketball is really cruel and indifferent... At this time, no one came up to help Ha Shengjin.

Judging from Ha Seung-jin's center of gravity and weight, it shouldn't be easy for him to stand up after losing his center of gravity and falling, right? "

Looking at Ha Shengzhen, who was kneeling alone under the Blazers' basket with no one paying attention to him on the court, the commentator of Universe Kingdom said with an indignant look.

Well......

Generally speaking, in a basketball game, after a player falls, other teammates will definitely step forward to help him up unless his interpersonal relationship within the team has reached a certain level. .

As someone who knows how to respect the existence of "American brothers (ba) brothers (ba)" in the team, Ha Shengzhen's popularity with the Trail Blazers is naturally not that bad.

But.....

Because after killing He Shengzhen, someone’s eyes that could almost kill were always on He Shengzhen...

Therefore, at this moment, even Daddy Garnett, who was usually the most beloved in Hesheng Town, chose to ignore this big hippopotamus.

after all......

How could a man as righteous as Garnett destroy his long-standing friendship with Su Feng for a mere Korean hippopotamus at this time?

And Paul...

To be honest, let’s just go back to what the commentators from Universe Kingdom said about my cannon...

Even if Paul didn't understand "Smecta", if Paul didn't step forward to make up for He Shengzhen, it would already be considered a big loss to He Shengzhen.

certainly......

It was not entirely because they were afraid of Su Feng that the Blazers players did not step forward to pull He Shengzhen up.

only......

You may not believe it.

Just when Patterson was about to step forward to help the hippo...

The hippopotamus actually started to cry in frustration.

This......

In the eyes of the Trail Blazers players, it was really a bit embarrassing.

Because isn’t it just about playing ball?

You said you are all professional players, so what is there to cry about?

"It turns out that everything Dazhi said in his memoirs is true."

On the field, after high-fiving and chest-bumping with O'Neal, and looking at He Shengzhen's face that was crying harder than usual, Su Feng couldn't help but think of Wang Zhizhi's words to He Shengzhen in his original time and space when he retired. evaluation conducted.

When being interviewed by reporters at that time, Wang Zhizhi once said with a speechless face: "I remember one game. As soon as we finished playing against the South Korean team, Ha Shengzhen cried."

At this time, because the basketball reporter who was responsible for interviewing Wang Zhizhi that day was not very professional, he asked curiously...

Who is Heshengzhen?

As a result, because he couldn't think of any words to describe Heshengzhen for a while, Wang Zhizhi casually added: "It's the Korean center who is over 200 meters tall."

It is true that big men have unique advantages in basketball.

but......

Not every big man can fully utilize his height advantage in the sport of basketball.

Well...

He is also a center that is over 200 meters tall.

Whenever American reporters ask NBA stars who were his contemporaries what they think of Yao Ming, Garnett, O'Neal and others can not only casually mention a lot of Yao Ming's advantages, but also express their sincere praise when praising Yao Ming. The admiration in my heart is not just because Dayao is Chinese.

And in comparison...

Wang Zhizhi’s words “That’s the Korean center who is over 200 meters tall”...

Perhaps, this is the greatest compliment to Hesheng Town.

Because at least...

In the heart of Asia's truly No. 1 center, he still has some weight as a fingernail.

In the Rose Garden Arena, after standing up from the floor alone, Ha Shengzhen suddenly realized that he was a little embarrassed and hurriedly wiped the tears from his eyes with his hands.

actually......

The reason why He Shengzhen felt so wronged just now...

A large part of the reason comes from cyber violence in South Korea.

After all, as the only hope for the whole village...

He Shengzhen was also afraid that Su Feng's world-famous painting would seriously irritate the fragile glass hearts of his compatriots.

So, when he saw the coach preparing to take him off the field, He Shengzhen immediately plucked up the courage and decided to say a few harsh words to Su Feng to get the situation back.

Unfortunately......

Before He Shengzhen could speak, Su Feng spoke to him in the highest level of Korean, which is the language of the Dragons in the eyes of Koreans: English: "Hey, after you return to Korea, remember to help me talk to Xu Zhangxun and the others. Let’s talk about it…

If they have forgotten the past when I and my teammates were beaten in the Asian Championships...

Then next summer, I will definitely help them recall what it is like to be beaten one-sidedly. "

On the court, although He Shengzhen's English level at this time was not enough to ensure that he could understand what Su Feng was saying to him...

But with the help of a translator, after understanding every word of what Su Feng had just said, He Shengzhen was dumbfounded on the spot...

Because in the eyes of Su Feng, those Korean seniors who He Shengzhen felt he could not reach in the Korean national team were just a bunch of clowns.

On the sidelines, in order to prevent He Shengzhen from further angering Su Feng, Cheeks, who had served as a digital player in that year, also hurriedly stepped forward and took He Shengzhen back to the bench.

"Are you a fool? F**K, how many times have I told you before this game!

In the NBA, especially today's NBA, the first rule of survival is to never try to anger Su on the court! "

On the Trail Blazers' bench, Cheeks, who was familiar with Su Feng's calculating personality, cursed at He Shengzhen.

And this time...

He Shengzhen suddenly felt even more aggrieved.

Because obviously...

It was Su Feng who had been bullying him!

"If you have a brain, you can find a way to swim back to South Korea tomorrow!

Because this is the NBA! It’s not like you Koreans usually play in the elementary school basketball league! "

On the sidelines, perhaps seeing that Ha Shengzhen was still a little unconvinced, Cheeks yelled his evaluation of Korean basketball in front of Ha Shengzhen and Ha Shengzhen's Korean translator. come out.

And all of a sudden...

Su Feng, who happened to be passing by the Trail Blazers bench, thought of the figures of the golden generation, Yao Ming and others in his original time and space.

At the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, I'm afraid Hu Weidong himself didn't even know...

When he was commentating on the Chinese men's basketball game, the American commentator sent him many invitations to participate in the NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

At the 2000 Sydney Olympics, little Yao didn't know until later when he joined the NBA...

It turned out that before the start of that game, the players of the US men's basketball team had used him to make bets.

In addition, Sun Yue may not understand until he retires why Kobe would hate him so much for not cherishing his talent in the future.

Try to think about it.

If it weren't for the emergence of players one after another who let Americans see that Chinese players can also play like American players...

I'm afraid, in the eyes of Americans, China's professional league is just elementary school basketball.

What is reality?

this is the truth.

Cruel and heartless?

No......

The strong are respected.

The weak eat the strong.

In the sport of basketball, laughter and laughter always belong only to the strong.

The weak are destined to live in the shadow of the strong.

On the Trail Blazers' bench, perhaps He Shengzhen still couldn't figure out why his head coach was so afraid of Su Feng...

but......

On the court, when watching Su Feng walking towards the free throw line, the young Pao Ge understood.

Su Feng is the basketball god of this era.

In the Rose Garden Arena, after Su Feng made a free throw, the game continued.

In the first quarter of the game, the Heat, who were in hot form, always dominated the game.

As for the Trail Blazers, although Brother Pao played Payton hard tonight, this old glove still successfully used its experience in the second half of the game to cut off Paul's feed to Garnett twice. Pie.

At the end of the first quarter of the game between the two teams, the Heat led 35-23.

And at this time...

Looking at O'Neal's technical statistics, Su Feng suddenly fell into silence.

Because according to the mission requirements of "Wrath from the Super Center"...

Only God knows how difficult it is to keep this shark from spitting out pancakes.

In the second half of the second quarter of the first half of the game, in order to prevent O'Neal from spitting out the cake, Su Feng even had to shake everyone away and then hand the ball player's hand to O'Neal.

But, even so...

At the end of the first half, O'Neal only scored 10 points through Su Feng's assists, less than half of his total 22 points in the half.

At halftime, knowing that this game will probably end after three quarters, in order to seize the last chance...

Su Feng felt that it was time to talk to O'Neill.

"Shaq...can you tell me why you can't just put that damn ball in?" Su Feng said weakly, patting O'Neal on the shoulder in the visiting team's locker room.

After hearing this, O'Neal, who has extremely high emotional intelligence, saw through Su Feng's true intentions at a glance.

In O'Neal's view, Su Feng must be worried that his assists king throne will be taken away by Nash, so he hopes that he can reduce some unnecessary operations when attacking.

And as Su Feng's cutest "Shaq brother"...

If I can't satisfy even this small request of my handsome "brother"...

Then why should O'Neal be Su Feng's "third brother"?

Therefore, after thinking for a while, O'Neal said to Su Feng: "Su, in the second half of the game, I will come more often to play pick-and-roll with you."

And now, after Nash back then, Su Feng felt...

He can be regarded as meeting another "Pippen" in the NBA who is willing to do his best to assist him.

Because if it were Carter...

Su Feng believed that the extremely angry Carter would definitely complain that he wanted to improve his statistics in the game.

But look at this shark's emotional intelligence.

Just saying "I will come over and play more pick-and-rolls with you" made Su Feng full of confidence in completing the second condition of the "Wrath from the Super Center" task in the third quarter.

Rose Garden Arena.

After the intermission, the game continues.

On the court, after O'Neal increased his pick-and-roll with himself, Su Feng successfully achieved all the conditions for the "Wrath from the Super Center" task with 2 minutes and 36 seconds left in this quarter.

On the court, because there is still a certain gap between the Blazers and the Heat in terms of physical strength, after the first three quarters of the two teams ended, the fourth quarter of this game completely became a game.

When the timer reached zero in the fourth quarter, the score of the two teams finally stayed at 121 to 102.

In this game, Su Feng, who was so impressive in the first quarter, did not score much in the subsequent games, only scoring 28 points.

However, on the assist side, he scored 17 assists, plus 14 rebounds, 2 blocks and 2 steals.

And O'Neal, who has gradually found himself in the new season, turned the Blazers' interior upside down in this game.

In the whole game, apart from relying on Su Feng's hard stuff to make frequent mistakes...

Coupled with his unparalleled dominance in the low post, O'Neal scored a total of 38 points, plus 9 rebounds and 4 blocks.

After the game, in an interview, O'Neal also attributed his excellent state this season to Su Feng's excellent understanding with him.

“Sue is definitely the best partner I’ve ever worked with!”

At the press conference, looking at the reporters...

In order to tell the world how much he loved Su Feng, O'Neill even had to take off his underwear so that they could see clearly what the pattern on it was.

only......

At this time, how could the two "Sha Crazy" people who were in their honeymoon period know...

A real massacre...

Coming soon.

Los Angeles.

Looking at the Lakers schedule.

Thinking back to Carter's previous provocations to himself. UU reading www.uukanshu.net

After enjoying an authentic Italian sausage pizza...

Su Feng's "second brother" Kobe Bryant mounted his red rabbit horse and carried his dragon-slaying sword.

And if you insist on adding a line to Kobe at this moment...

That's roughly as follows:

"What do you want to do here?"

"Kill Carter, kill the dragon!"

"What if you never come back?"

"Then leave and never come back!"

…

PS: As we all know, Qiao without Quanqin is the complete version of Qiao! (GTMD has perfect attendance! It’s so cool!)

PS2: I’m a little depressed, so I’m going to continue coding, and try to turn on the violent mode on the 8th!