All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

On the morning of May 10, the NBA officially announced the winners of the major awards for the 2003/04 season.

The result, surprisingly...

The little old Jewish man who has always been regarded as the "dictator" by fans...

This time I actually chose to "comply with the people's will"!

You said...

Is it possible that Stern was also possessed by someone?

Previously on the Internet, ESPN had launched an investigation on "whether Stern understands football."

At that time, more than 90% of American fans believed that Stern was a businessman who did not understand football at all.

Moreover, many fans say that the NBA has gone downhill under Stern's "foolish and incompetent" leadership.

“I really can’t believe that a player like Michael Jordan, who spends his time gambling off the court and going to nightclubs, can have six regular season MVPs...

But an idol like Su who deserves everyone's respect has only won three regular season MVPs. "

This season, in major basketball forums in the United States...

"Sane" American fans like this are not alone in their battle.

On the one hand, under Stern's years of hard work, Su Feng's character of "always being shady" in the selection has become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

On the other hand, Su Feng's achievements so far are indeed impressive enough.

To put it simply...

If it were in a historical text, then Su Feng would probably have reached the stage of "going to the palace with swords and shoes, entering the court without following, and praising and worshiping without fame".

For most American fans, no matter how complicated their emotions towards Su Feng are, they cannot deny the fact that Su Feng defeated Jordan head-on.

therefore......

After being gradually conquered by Su Feng's performance on the court, some radical American fans were even so stunned that "if you don't brag about Su Feng, you are engaging in racial discrimination."

So, on the morning of May 10th...

When the NBA officially announced the results of the first votes from the 121 judges who participated in this year's regular season MVP voting...

Online, American honeys are all cheering.

Because in their view, it was they who used their protests, their solidarity, and their "peace, democracy, and freedom" to defeat the evil BOSS in New York.

81 first-place votes!

In what is recognized by the world as the most brutal MVP battle in recent years...

After creating the myth of being the NBA regular season MVP last season, this year, Su Feng once again won the favor of most of the judges!

Won the NBA regular season MVP for the fourth time in his career!

Although, in the eyes of most honeys, Su Feng, who performed like a god in the Eastern Conference semifinals of the playoffs, should be elected again with a full vote...

But because the regular season MVP only depends on the player's performance during the regular season.

In addition, before the start of the Eastern Conference semifinals between the Celtics and the Heat, 121 judges had already submitted their voting results to NBA officials...

so......

"If there is no full vote, there will be no full vote! Anyway, His Majesty the King is only 26 years old this year, and he will have plenty of time to create more history in the future!"

In Miami, when Su Feng, who was enjoying a massage from Britney, learned that he had won the NBA regular season MVP in the 2003/04 season as he wished...

If Britney hadn't persuaded him so hard, he would have had to get up and train for another four hours!

At this moment, Su Feng's physical fatigue had already been diluted by the joy of winning the regular season MVP again.

And New York...

After learning from his assistant Mark that the fans on the Internet were cheering for Su Feng to be re-elected as the regular season MVP, Stern slowly opened the window of his office and immediately felt that these fans were really... is too young.

Not to mention Su Feng's hard work in the regular season this year...

Just for his strong support for the NBA in the dunk contest, Stern never thought of awarding this year's regular season MVP to anyone else.

Moreover, what's more, in the G1 game of the Eastern Conference semifinals not long ago, Su Feng played such an exaggerated game?

Although the regular season MVP does only depend on the player's regular performance, at this time, in Stern's eyes, there is no second candidate for this year's regular season MVP besides Su Feng.

However, considering that other stars also performed hard in the regular season this year, Stern did not allow Su Feng to be elected regular season MVP with full votes for two consecutive years.

Otherwise the judges' votes?

Before the judges vote, all it takes is a little hint from Stern, and then he can let people know what a true "dictatorship" is.

In Su Feng's previous life, some naive fans always felt that it was impossible for the "fair, open, and just" Mi Li family to cheat in the voting process.

But in fact, as the two most important individual honors in the NBA during this period, the judges were just tools used by Stern to write stories.

After all, if NBA awards were truly judged objectively and fairly...

So in Su Feng's original time and space, with Boss Joe's statistics and the Bulls' record during the two dynasties, he still couldn't win six consecutive regular season MVP awards?

But in this way, Boss Qiao’s personal honor will be full...

But the games he won will definitely be said to have no "gold content" in the future.

Well, no.

It was precisely because of the regular season MVP that Stern gave to Duncan that it initially established Duncan's status in this era.

Therefore, in this year's battle between the Celtics and the Heat, people will think that this is a dialogue between the number one power forward in history and the number one small forward in history.

As a president who is good at creating story backgrounds for the stars, maybe Stern really doesn’t understand football, but in terms of his ability to create stories...

Please don't question his expertise.

In Miami, before the start of the G3 game against the Celtics, the news that Su Feng was elected as the regular season MVP undoubtedly boosted the Heat's morale.

In addition to the regular season MVP, this year, Ginobili also successfully won the Best Sixth Man Award for the first time in his career with the Heat.

Although in the regular season, the Pampas Eagle averaged 29.8 minutes per game, more than the main players of many teams, he did not have a starting record in 74 games played for the Heat. .....

Therefore, in the regular season, Ginobili, who averaged 13.5 points, 4.0 rebounds, and 4.5 assists per game for the Heat, became...

The best sixth man.

And judging from Ginobili's increasingly outrageous playing style...

In this life, this Pampas eagle may have to monopolize this award for N years.

After all, without the constraints of Popovich, Ginobili's current style of play is quite endearing.

And just as Su Feng remembered, this year's Rookie of the Year, Stern still gave it to little Zhan Zhan.

No way...

Who makes the background of "Happy Melon" so social?

In the regular season, James averaged 21.4 points, 5.4 rebounds, and 7.8 assists per game.

Judging from the data and the Cavaliers' record of successfully reaching the playoffs, it is reasonable for James to be elected as this year's Rookie of the Year.

only......

Since in the first round of the playoffs, Zhan Zhan's personal data dropped to 13.5 points, 5.0 rebounds, and 6.5 assists per game, so in the eyes of many people, "Happy Melon" should be elected this year's best player. Only the best rookies are right.

After all, under the premise that neither "Happy Melon" nor James Jr.'s shooting percentage exceeded 40% in this playoffs, Anthony averaged 22 points per game in the first round of the playoffs against the Suns. "iron block".

"hiss--!

Karl is crazy! Doesn't he think Anthony also has a blacksmithing system? "

On this day, after noticing Anthony's statistics in the playoffs with the Suns, Su Feng immediately drooled with envy.

One thing to say.

Being dragged to slay the dragon in his rookie season is really a bit difficult for Anthony and James.

In contrast, although Milicic and Korver are also following Su Feng to slay the dragon...

But at any rate, Su Feng really had the experience of successfully "slaying a dragon".

It is worth mentioning that Carlisle was also successfully elected as the best head coach this season while leading the digital players to great success this year.

As for the Most Improved Player Award, it was won by Zach Randolph, who made rapid progress this season.

As the man who allowed Barkley to perform the unique skill of "Changing Face" in the G1 game, for Green Army fans, the saddest thing for them now is probably that according to the current NBA rules, it is difficult for them to recruit Randolph as a rookie. He was retained after the contract ended.

This year's Defensive Player of the Year award was won by Artest.

Artest was able to win the Defensive Player of the Year award this year, largely due to the Celtics' rapidly declining wing defensive capabilities this season.

As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison.

In the past, when Artest was around, even Su Feng could score points on the court, but it is really difficult for Su Feng to do what he did this year and still have enough energy to deal with Ray Allen on the defensive end.

Anyway, in the current version...

If you want to get higher points, just touch Su Feng.

Just like in LOL, if you want to prove that you are the top mid laner, you only need to kill faker alone.

In addition to the major awards, this year's Best Team and Best Defensive Team selection results are as follows:

All-NBA first team: O'Neal, Duncan, Su Feng, McGrady, Iverson.

All-NBA second team: Yao Ming, Garnett, Carter, Kobe, Kidd.

All-NBA third team: Ben, O'Neal Jr., Nowitzki, Hill, Nash.

All-Defensive First Team: Ben, Garnett, Artest, Su Feng, Kobe.

All-Defensive Second Team: Ratliff, Duncan, Kirilenko, Christie, Kidd.

Thanks to the outstanding record of the digital man this season, Xiao Yao was successfully selected for this year's best team second team.

However, due to the hip stretch of a certain fat-headed fish, in the eyes of many experts and fans, Yao Ming should be selected for the first team this year.

Especially as the current top carry of the Lakers, when Kobe is only a second-team player, in the eyes of some fans, why should O'Neal be selected for the first team?

Just because he only talks on the court? (O'Neal:?)

At the forward position, Garnett is more tragic.

Because there are a bunch of men who can influence the progress of the NBA standing behind him, you can't let Garnett steal Duncan's forward position by being cute, right?

In addition, although small forwards and power forwards are not distinguished when selecting the best team, the forward position that Su Feng has occupied all year round...

Even if Garnett breaks his throat and breaks his ribs with a hammer, the judges will ignore him!

So, why don't Garnett consider signing up as a guard next season?

Well, no.

After missing out on the All-NBA selection this year, isn't Pierce already thinking about signing up for the shooting guard position next season?

I have to say that the NBA at the moment is indeed full of stars.

Stern, who is good at making stars, has already turned the NBA into a "land full of stars."

In the selection of the best defensive team, the selection of Ratliff and Christie also proved Su Feng's previous judgment of this digital player.

That is, it seems that this digital team is driven by the dual-core "ouch"...

But in fact, what is really outrageous about this digital team is their group of top tool people.

In Su Feng's original time and space, as a constructive coach, whether he was coaching the Pistons, Pacers, or Mavericks, Carlisle paid great attention to the cultivation and use of tool players.

Therefore, people like Halprin and others were recruited by Carlisle with his discerning eye.

certainly......

The reason why Carlisle had the opportunity to build this digital team...

The main reason is because the league thought the digital players were too stupid and gave them the No. 1 pick.

Facts have proved that in the NBA, as long as you are not the Timberwolves, no matter how stupid the management is, they can build a team for you if you continuously win the No. 1 pick in a short period of time.

…

May 11, Miami, American Airlines Center.

The Eastern Conference semifinals G3 game between the Heat and the Celtics has officially begun.

Before the game, because he felt that the Heat staff was not sufficiently prepared, in order to highlight his "love" for Su Feng, Riley postponed the MVP award ceremony originally scheduled to be held tonight to the G4 game against the Celtics. .

"This is the award ceremony for the first NBA regular season MVP in the history of the Miami Heat. How could you prepare so hastily?"

That night, before the game started, Riley cursed at the field staff.

Upon hearing this, the staff on site immediately burst into tears.

Because all they have left is gold to pave the floor...

But unexpectedly, Riley was still not satisfied with this.

"What about the music? Have you prepared the music before Su comes on stage?

What about the live DJ? Before Su went on stage, how should he read his manuscript and what kind of emotion should he read it with? Have you rehearsed it with him?

This is an MVP award ceremony. Are you planning to just say "Miami Heat, No. 23, Su Feng" when Su comes on the stage?

Also, when Su delivers his speech, are you ready for the MV on the big screen? Have the highlights been edited out?

Oh my god, don't you think the fans are stupid enough to just listen to Sue when he's speaking?

So emotional, guys! "

Because the NBA officially announced the news of Su Feng's award yesterday, in addition to cleaning up the American Airlines Center, the Heat staff really didn't expect that they still had so much "software" to operate.

However, behind Riley's scolding of the staff, Su Feng, who was standing on the fifth floor, saw the "utilitarian" side of Riley.

In the 1980s, when I first took charge of the Lakers, in order to create enough gimmicks for the Lakers at that time, in addition to attracting fans with the "Show. Time" style of play on the court...

On the sidelines, Riley also put on a crisp suit and combed his famous slicked back hair, becoming a famous "tourist check-in attraction" for the Lakers at that time.

At this moment, since the series between the Celtics and the Heat is about to reach its final battle, there is no doubt that the more important significance of Su Feng's MVP award ceremony lies in whether it can boost military morale.

Therefore, why did Riley want to hold a grand and unprecedented award ceremony for Su Feng just because he "loved" Su Feng?

This guy was clearly thinking about the same thing as Su Feng.

That is, use this award ceremony to stimulate the fighting spirit of the entire Heat.

Don't look at the fact that the Heat are currently leading 2-0...

But in reality, there are only so many cards they can play.

In contrast, no matter how badly the Celtics were exhausted in the first two games, they still have more players than the Heat.

Therefore, at this time, Riley would not miss any opportunity that could increase his chances of winning.

In the stadium, fans also expressed their understanding after learning that Su Feng's MVP award ceremony would be postponed to the next game.

And, like Riley said.

This is the award ceremony for the first regular season MVP in the history of the Heat!

…

In the G3 game, the Celtics and Heat both continued their previous starts.

In the first quarter of the game, Marbury became the X factor for the Celtics.

In the first two games, Marbury, who played more overall than he contributed, had a long talk with Karl after the G2 game.

And after this conversation…

Marbury also knows that even if he wants a big contract, he must first play the current game well.

On the court, after Marbury stepped forward, the pressure on Duncan's shoulders was significantly less tonight.

However, if he wanted to win this series, Su Feng didn't really expect Marbury to be able to perform exceptionally well.

In the second quarter of the game, Su Feng, who had a better feel than G2 in terms of strategy, scored consecutively, helping the Heat catch up with the Celtics.

After halftime, the score between the two teams was 53 to 53.

After the halftime break, in the third quarter, just like the previous two games, the Heat once again faced off against the Celtics.

As a result, when the timer went to zero in the fourth quarter...

Looking at the score of 105-105 on the scoreboard...

Su Feng and Duncan were silent on the spot.

Overtime!

It’s overtime again!

GTMD overtime!

So now comes the problem.

For the players of both teams, at this time, is there anything more speechless than playing overtime?

the answer is:

————Double overtime.

At the American Airlines Center, after the first overtime between the two teams ended, Su Feng and Duncan failed to seize the opportunity to kill each other in the first overtime...

On the court, this G3 game also ushered in the second overtime.

Contrary to the G1 game, in this game, because the Heat had fewer personnel to call upon than the Celtics, Su Feng had to make sacrifices in order to maintain the Heat's defensive intensity.

As we all know, on the court, if there are too many assists and defenses, the number of fouls committed by the player will naturally increase accordingly.

only......

Because Su Feng has always been very good at controlling fouls...

So Su Feng never thought that one day he would encounter a foul crisis on the court.

In the second overtime between the two teams, the referee on duty ruled that he violated Ray Allen during a defense...

So, amid the roar of "black whistle, black whistle, black whistle" at the American Airlines Center, Su Feng received his sixth foul of the game.

"Where did Qiu Su commit a foul?"

On TNT TV station, after watching Su Feng's defense through live slow-motion replay, Barkley showed a puzzled expression.

"Maybe it's because Su was too strong, so the referee thought he committed a foul?" Smith echoed from the side.

There is no doubt that after this game, the referee's decision will definitely cause controversy.

In the end, after a fierce double overtime battle, the Celtics pulled back a victory 126-119.

And with the big score of this series reaching 2-1, the Celtics, who had already stepped on the edge of the cliff, temporarily gained the right to return to the ground.

After the game, Riley expressed his strong dissatisfaction through the media regarding the foul that Su Feng was whistled for in overtime and the several fouls that the referee made against him during regular time.

"I just can't believe it... this is how a four-time NBA MVP is treated on the court.

If the referees call Su a foul on defense, then in my opinion, Su should get at least 50 free throws in each game. "

After the press conference, Riley immediately found the Heat staff and asked them to cut out all the footage of Su Feng's physical contact on the court in this series before the start of the G4 game. .

As the one who was sent off in the G3 game, Su Feng seemed relatively "calm" during the interview.

"Maybe, UU reading www.uukanshu.net Maybe, I touched Lei's body hair at that time?" At the press conference, looking at the reporters, Su Feng said in a calm tone.

Because he knew Stern very well, Su Feng knew very well that even if he wanted to achieve a balance, Stern would not choose this kind of game.

However, in such a tragic series, any mistake made by the referees may be infinitely magnified.

so......

In Su Feng's view, it was time for him to instruct the Heat staff on how to edit the shots of him experiencing injustice on the court.

As a player who never thought about relying on referees to win games, Su Feng never thought that he could get a cylinder like Harden on the court.

After all, even if Su Feng wanted to try, his strength would not allow it.

But......

You can't turn all of Su Feng's opponents into Harden, right?

…

PS: As a honey with 50 years of experience, Qiao has emphasized it many times before. Even if Su Feng commits a foul, it is done at the risk of his life. So all handsome honey, please don’t always use Harden to make trouble. Brother Feng, haha... (It's so funny, I just want to ask you if this sentence has any internal flavor?)

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