All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

Brother Feng is awesome!

On the evening of the 26th, after the Sino-US war ended, the time to test the Internet servers came again.

result......

Although the joys and sorrows of people are not the same.

However, whether it is the "heartbroken" American fans or the Chinese fans who are in ecstasy, they all want to vent their emotions...

And jointly broke out the Internet in China and the United States.

have to......

Who do you think the programmers of this era provoked?

Why do they have to work overtime every time the troll netizens vent their emotions?

Angry... cold... shaking!

In this world, is there any royal law left to allow people to live their lives?

Do you think it's easy for programmers?

Wrongful, weak, pitiful and helpless, this is the true portrayal of programmers from China and the United States on this night.

And just when the outside world is hyping the Chinese men's basketball team...

As the initiator of all this, Su Feng was the first to calm down.

Because in Su Feng's opinion...

Defeating this American men's basketball team is nothing to brag about.

Compared with the Dream Team Four that played against each other in Sydney two years ago, this Dream Team Five was even weaker than the Dream Team Five that Su Feng remembered due to many reasons.

In addition to Michael Finley, in this Dream Five team, the only ones most Chinese fans can call out are Brand Miller and veteran Reggie Miller.

Therefore, judging from the current book strength of the Chinese men's basketball team, defeating the American men's basketball team is just a matter of course in Su Feng's eyes.

After all, with the two All-Stars Yao Ming and himself, and supplemented by NBA tools such as Hu Weidong, Wang Zhizhi, and Battelle, even if you throw this Chinese men's basketball team into the NBA, it will definitely be a ball with full combat effectiveness. Team.

As for some domestic reporters, when interviewing themselves after the game, they thought that they were better than Maradona...

Then Su Feng can only say...

Basketball and football are two completely different sports.

Because in the field of football, if you give the national football team a Maradona, you may not be able to save the national football team, but in the field of basketball, if you give the men's basketball team a Jordan?

As a team sport, basketball certainly requires five people to play, but compared with football, the individual influence of basketball is much greater than that of football.

For example, in the NBA, if your star player is retired, your team will basically be in ruins.

For example, in the CBA, if you replace a strong foreign player, you can immediately enter the championship ranks.

Therefore, the more exciting this moment is, the more calm and rational Su Feng becomes.

Don't be arrogant when you win, don't be discouraged when you lose.

From the lessons of failure in the past two seasons, compared with the Su Feng who couldn't wait to share his joy with Kobe every time he got a high score...

Now Su Feng has already honed a more stable and calm ambition of steel.

“Hey, are you the Sanya King from Los Angeles?

Did you watch this game? Yes, yes, it was our game against the American team.

What? You're actually busy bullfighting Tracy?

No, you didn’t watch such an important game? Do you understand the ball or not? "

boom!

After throwing the mobile phone he just bought, Su Feng always felt that Kobe had become more and more smart in the past two years.

But, do you think I can’t touch your heart like this, Kobe?

After changing his cell phone, Su Feng dialed Kobe's number again, "Hey, Kobe, I heard that in today's duel, you were beaten eight to zero by Tracy. Is it true?"

boom!

On the other end of the phone, I saw that as soon as Su Feng finished speaking, Kobe's defense was broken.

So, McGrady, who was just about to slip away from the training ground, was dragged back to the training ground by Kobe.

McGrady: "..."

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The one-on-one hand-to-hand battle between Kobe and Tracy McGrady is not scheduled for now.

On the 27th, when the Rabbits were still immersed in joy, the Chinese men's basketball team ushered in their last game in the rematch stage at Conseco Arena.

Argentina men's basketball team led by Ginobili and Scola.

Although before the game, in the opinion of the media, the Chinese men's basketball team, which has already qualified for this game, can relax and enjoy the game...

But after noticing the situation in the other half, before the game started, Su Feng gave the men's basketball team members a firm order to win.

Because just like in Su Feng's memory, in the other half of the area, due to the impact of Yugoslavia's official disintegration in April next year...

At this World Championships, Yugoslavia was even exposed to the scandal of players fighting each other in the locker room.

As the strongest overall team in the international basketball world during this period besides the United States, Yugoslavia's performance in the group stage and semi-finals was astonishing amid internal and external troubles.

Therefore, if the Chinese men's basketball team can only finish second in the rematch group, then there is a high probability that they will encounter Yugoslavia in the quarter-finals in advance.

As a time traveler, Su Feng naturally knew the stories of Yugoslavia very well.

If Su Feng remembers correctly, after the rematch, Bodiloga, the top star of the Yugoslavia team, will hold a temporary meeting within the team.

After the meeting, the Yugoslav players who had been divided because of different political opinions on the court...

They will quickly unite and fight for the last honor of Yugoslavia.

Therefore, if Yugoslavia only plays 60% of their original strength in the rematch stage...

In the knockout stage, this Yugoslav team, even Su Feng, who has always been confident, is only 50% sure that he can beat them.

In short, an early encounter with Yugoslavia in the quarterfinals is never a good thing.

And if the gift package of Argentina could be given to Yugoslavia, that would be truly wonderful in Su Feng's opinion.

As the saying goes, the snipe and the clam compete with each other to make a profit.

Therefore, my Manu, it is time to show me your loyalty!

Swish, swish, swish!

But on the court, you may not believe it...

In the first quarter of the match between the Argentina Men's Basketball Team and the Chinese Men's Basketball Team, Su Feng was almost cut off by his demon knife from the future!

Unlike the average player...

how to say......

Ginobili is the one who is particularly difficult to guard against.

Especially when he's hitting the straight...

Because his game rhythm was so unique, it was impossible for Su Feng to kill him.

Fortunately, this Argentine men's basketball team is not without its weaknesses.

And their weakness happens to be the strength of this Chinese men's basketball team on the court.

That is......

————Yao Ming.

In the second quarter of the game, the Chinese men's basketball team reversed the decline in one fell swoop by using Su Feng and Yao Ming to cooperate in the high and low positions.

At the critical moment, Su Feng once again took on the important task of defending Scola.

As a "movie king" power forward, Scola met his opponent on this night.

Because he never expected that Su Feng, who was always known for his toughness and iron-bloodedness, would actually be a "movie king"!

Anyway, if you fall, I will fall too.

If you touch porcelain, I will touch porcelain too.

As a result, after fighting with Su Feng for most of the quarter, Scola discovered that the French referee tonight was not generally biased towards Su Feng!

Because obviously everyone can win Oscars for their acting skills...

But why was it not a foul with Su Feng, but it was a foul with him?

Well......

All right!

All of this probably starts with that one dunk two years ago.

Regarding how Su Feng asked Paris to open its doors and surrender to him before arriving in Paris.

Ahem, let’s get down to business.

In the first half of the game, because the overall strength of the two teams was very close, after two quarters of fierce battle, relying on Yao Ming's buzzer beater before the end of the half, the Chinese men's basketball team led 39 to 37.

And the real highlight of this game...

Also came in the third quarter.

Fans who pay a little attention to the NBA should know that in the NBA, Ginobili has a nickname called "20-Minute Jordan."

Perhaps, from the perspective of super giants, Ginobili is not considered a super giant in many people's minds.

But in the 20 minutes after he turned on the "God descends to earth" switch...

He is definitely one of the most explosive scoring stars on the planet.

"Oh my god, how did he break through Su's defense and avoid Yao's block?"

In the commentary box, after Ginobili sent the ball into the basket with a graceful serpentine dance, the American commentator said in surprise.

On the court, as soon as he came back and faced Ginobili's defense, Su Feng unreasonably performed a shot at the FIBA ​​three-point line...

——The picturesque "three-point turn and lean back".

Uh-huh!

Oh buy gade!

Is this the great Luo Jinxian from the NBA?

In Su Feng's past life, if this scene appears in FIBA ​​in the future, it will have to wait until me and Durant rule FIBA.

Because pull-up in FIBA ​​is like training, no one knows how exaggerated Du Xiaoshuai's dominance is when playing FIBA ​​games.

At the 2010 World Championships in Turkey, the players on the U.S. men’s basketball team were either newbies or veterans. Therefore, before the game, even the American media believed that they would replicate the U.S. men’s basketball team at the 2002 World Championships. The tragedy of the basket.

However, after the game started...

The stinky loser who claimed that he wanted to drink the widow's bath water and make money as a foreman in the future, almost single-handedly defeated the world's top players who tried to steal the hegemony from the American men's basketball team.

Compared with brother Du, although Su Feng is often accurate in three-point shooting...

But as for the FIBA ​​three-point line, isn't that the golden area where Su Feng usually makes two-pointers in the NBA?

only......

Just when Su Feng responded to the Argentine men's basketball team again and again.

Ginobili was on the court and responded to Su Feng and the Chinese men's basketball team in his own way.

In Su Feng's original time and space, even the Pistons' iron-blooded battle formation could not restrain this Pampas eagle.

Therefore, it is not that Su Feng's defense against Ginobili was not tight enough at this moment.

But...

This man was so outrageous before he was bald.

Of course, after going bald, Ginobili was also quite outrageous.

“To be honest, this is definitely the most exciting game since the start of this World Championships!

Sue and Manu…

Tonight God is playing in the uniforms of both the Chinese team and the Argentine team! "

In front of the TV, Riley, who originally wanted to trade Manu for Su Feng, never imagined that Ginobili was really as powerful as Su Feng said in an interview?

"Teacher...you are really amazing!

If Manu can bring his FIBA ​​game form to the NBA, then he and Su...

It will definitely be the most explosive perimeter combination in NBA history! "(Carter:?)

Beside Riley, Spoelstra said with a look of surprise.

And he didn't know why, but at this moment, Riley always felt that someone was trying to assassinate him behind his back.

Great, Greg!

You said that the Spurs look at people so well, why are they so good?

What a first-round pick in 2004!

If Ginobili can really adapt to the NBA, then why not let him add Riley's first-round pick in 2005?

"Tell our scouts to find the best inside prospects in the 2003 class!"

Riley was particularly high-spirited on this day.

And Su Feng on this day...

There are hundreds of millions of people nodding their heads.

At the Conseco Arena, after the battle with Ginobili, Chinese fans saw Su Feng's all-out mode for the first time in this World Championship.

In the fourth quarter of the game, due to Xiao Yao's physical decline, after taking the tactical board from Zhang Bin, Su Feng looked at the men's basketball players and said: "Next, forget about the tactics, Lao Guo, after halftime Just give me the ball, you know?

And King and Lao Hu, you must open up for me on the court, but don’t let the Argentinian players have the opportunity to come over and help defend me! "

GTMD tactics!

Facts have proved that on the basketball court, the so-called advanced techniques and tactics are themselves deceptive.

Because in the field of basketball, when you have a player who is strong enough in singles, isn't the most advanced tactic to open the fourth quarter and let the star play in singles?

As for FIBA's zone defense?

The zone defense was able to prevent Su Feng's breakthrough, could he still prevent Su Feng from breaking through?

"Trish, when was the last time you saw Su so happy during a game?" In front of the TV, looking at Su Feng's serious expression, Kobe also touched his chin and said.

"Probably... last month, when he challenged you one-on-one and beat you 21 to 4, right?" McGrady replied after yawning on the side.

But this time, Kobe, who originally wanted to have a good chat with McGrady, immediately gave McGrady a "death glare."

Unfortunately, as one of Kobe's best friends, in McGrady's view, Kobe's "death glare" was just his way of expressing his love for him.

The camera returned to the Conseco Arena. Su Feng, who was completely in high spirits during the confrontation with Ginobili, gave the Argentine Jordan no more chance to perform a miracle in the fourth quarter.

Because unfortunately...

Tonight, Su Feng also touched his "God descends to earth" switch.

In the end, the score of this game was 97 to 90, and the Chinese men's basketball team passed the test in danger.

Su Feng, who made 16 of 31 shots in the game, not only accounted for nearly half of the Chinese men's basketball team's shots, but also included free throws and three-pointers. He also scored the most individual singles of the Chinese men's basketball team in the World Series in history. Highest score in the game:

——51 points.

For the Argentine men's basketball team, Ginobili scored 31 points, 6 assists, and 4 rebounds.

After the game, in an interview, Ginobili, who had succeeded Bodiroga as the king of the European League, admitted that he couldn't wait to join the NBA.

"You saw, on this night, Sue proved to the world that he is the best player on the planet.

And when I thought that I would have a lot of opportunities to ask him for advice in the game, I was so excited that I couldn't even sleep. "

"Manu will become a star player, he has the ability." As for the Chinese men's basketball team, after the game, Su Feng, who was very tired, said this about Ginobili in an interview.

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After all the games in the rematch stage of the World Championships are over, according to the schedule, the Chinese men's basketball team will face Puerto Rico on the evening of the 29th.

The other three matchups are Argentina VS Yugoslavia, Germany VS Russia, and the United States VS Brazil.

In the last game of the group stage, the U.S. men's basketball team relied on Finley's final winner to get the last ticket to the quarterfinals.

According to the competition system, if the Chinese men's basketball team can successfully advance to the semifinals, their opponent in the semifinals will be the winner between Argentina and Yugoslavia.

Therefore, there are many optimistic American fans on the Internet who believe that the bottom half of the American team is actually relatively easy.

However, on the afternoon of the 29th...

In the quarterfinals between the United States and Brazil, the players of the Dream Team proved with their strength how much they wanted to be guided by Larry Brown.

"Leonard Barbosa, a 20-year-old Brazilian player, actually performed as well as Iverson when facing our NBA players.

Seriously, George Karl should resign now!

He is truly the worst head coach I have ever seen in the history of the US men's basketball team! "After the game, ESPN columnist Barbas persecuted Old Karl in his personal column.

I have to say that even when he was defeated by the Bulls in the Finals, Karl never felt as uncomfortable as this night.

Because after the game, none of the American players, who thought it was all his fault, took the initiative to say hello to him.

In the huge Conseco Arena, the lonely old Karl returned to the locker room alone...

Then after packing his luggage, he left silently with his assistant waiting for him in the locker room.

And maybe it's fate, maybe it's coincidence.

When Karl left the arena that broke his heart, he happened to meet Anthony who was planning to watch the next Chinese team game with James.

"That kid, I read about him in a magazine. He seems to be called Carmelo Anthony, right?" Old Karl asked curiously, looking at the assistant beside him.

"Yes, I heard that he will join Syracuse University next year." Old Karl's assistant replied.

After hearing this, after a pause, Old Karl forced a smile and said: "He smiles so sweetly."

Conseco Arena, shortly after Team USA was eliminated...

The Chinese men's basketball team continues to bring joy to the rabbits.

As one of the strongest teams in the Americas during this period, Puerto Rico's outsiders were thorny. This game was clearly arranged by Su Feng.

In addition, knowing that Puerto Rico's playing style is relatively tough, Chinese men's basketball player Zhu Fangyu also got a lot of playing time in this game.

As a result, facing Su Feng, who nearly knocked Bowen out of retirement with one punch in an NBA game, and Zhu Fangyu, who single-handedly defeated Lebanon in the Asian Championships, how dare Puerto Rican players dare to make mistakes?

In the end, the score of this game was 85 to 70.

After defeating Puerto Rico, the Chinese men's basketball team successfully advanced to the semi-finals of this world championship.

On the 30th, when Su Feng and his teammates were patiently waiting for the winner between Yugoslavia and Argentina in the hotel...

NBA officials also officially announced the passage of the "Super Luxury Tax" bill on this day.

Just as Stern predicted.

Most of the league's owners applauded when they learned of the bill.

And in comparison...

Those powerful men who have paid the luxury tax every year for the past four years...

It's more painful.

Yes, you read that right, the calculation of the "super luxury tax" does not start from the 2002/03 season.

But from the moment it takes effect...

Any team that has paid the luxury tax three times in the past four years will face double penalties from the NBA in the future.

Of course, considering the outstanding contributions these tycoons have made to the NBA in the past few years, the NBA will still continue the previous luxury tax rules in the 2002/03 season.

only......

Starting from the 2003/04 season, if these wealthy teams cannot keep their salaries down...

By then, UU Reading www.uukaｎshu.net Don't blame Stern for being ruthless.

However, at this regular meeting, what puzzled Paul Allen, Old Bass and others was...

Obviously the Raptors will have salary increases starting from next season, but why was Chad the one who applauded when the bill was passed?

As for Indianapolis, when Su Feng learned the news...

He really just had to masturbate and fly to New York right away to hug Stern and give him a kiss.

GTMD Universe Team!

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No single core, no basketball!

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