All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

Before he became a "Kidney Warrior," Alonzo Mourning was labeled as a tough guy, a super center, and good at offense and defense.

If the Heat don't have Mourning, who can they guard?

In Su Feng's previous life, the GIF of Mourning being dunked was often used as a joke.

But in fact, God knows how many children who challenged Mourning sat on the ground in despair and raised question marks...

Ratliff's idol is Mourning.

However, tonight's Mourning was so soft that it was almost as soft as mango pudding.

On the Heat's bench, Riley, who knew the truth, could only frown in his mind and curse Mourning's damn mouth in order to maintain his character.

Yes, that's right, a majestic NBA All-Star, the mainstay of the Heat...

Alonzo Mourning, can you believe he actually had a stomachache before the game?

At noon today, Mourning, who was very hungry, ordered takeout from a pizza restaurant on the recommendation of his teammates.

Although there were not five people delivering food to him this time, after eating the pizza, Mourning felt that 8 was just right...

My stomach hurts a little.

The anus is almost unbearable!

So, after going to the toilet countless times, Mourning became "inflated".

The whole person was in a state of ecstasy.

After arriving at the arena in the afternoon and learning that Mourning was eating badly, Riley wanted to take off his leather shoes and slap Mourning hard several times.

Damn it, we were just slaughtered by bulls and lost to eagles, and now we finally have a cute new kid coming to our door to bring warmth, and you’re actually giving me a stomachache?

But the reality is this. Riley can't solve the problem of Mourning's diarrhea, and Mourning said tenaciously:

If one day he has to crawl out of the arena, he will never let a stretcher carry him out. No one can carry him away, never!

A tough guy who will never back down!

This is Alonzo Mourning!

When——!

The camera returned to the court. Amid the cheers of Heat fans, Mourning made a soft hit from the mid-range shot.

In Su Feng's previous life, in the game between the 76ers and the Heat, Mourning's sluggish performance was always a mystery.

Because he only played 26 minutes without many fouls and scored 9 points, 5 rebounds and 8 turnovers.

Unfortunately, this mystery is destined to remain a mystery forever.

Because Su Feng couldn't guess that Mo Ning had diarrhea.

The 76ers attacked, and the steady Smith once again handed the ball to Su Feng.

Ratliff, who wanted to make up for his past mistakes, took the initiative to pick and roll for Su Feng, but unexpectedly Su Feng yelled at him: "Put away your damn pick and roll, I'm going to duel with the All-Stars!"

Mrs. Ratri was dumbfounded by Su Feng's yelling.

Marley, who was facing Su Feng, shook his hair subconsciously.

Boy, you have a lot of vision. I am not bragging. When I was at my peak, I made it to the top with my looks...

It was too late, but it was too soon. On the court, Su Feng took advantage of Marley's cool moment and directly increased his speed!

Although ginger is old and spicy.

But chili, it’s a little spicy!

This ball went straight to the basket for Su Feng. Since Mourning had no deterrent tonight, the man in the post belongs to him, the Iron Man!

boom--!

On the side, Kurt Thomas "sacked" from behind, the referee blew the whistle, and Su Feng fell hard.

After Ben gradually became known to people, his style of refusing to vote has also been known to many teams.

So for this ball, Thomas didn't even think about it, and just went inside to make up for it.

However, Thomas was satisfied with the sack, but the two Alabama generals on the side gave up.

Daben: Do you dare to mess with my brother Su?

Ratliff: Can you be the second in charge of the 76ers?

Fortunately, after Su Feng got up, he patted his butt and looked like he was fine.

Otherwise, Thomas would definitely have entered the stadium standing and left lying down today.

Su Feng relieved Thomas, the man on his left, and then patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't do this next time. If you take the initiative to provoke my two brothers again, I can't save you."

Thomas: "..."

Obviously, they want to beat me, right?

But Thomas did feel a little wary when he thought of the scene just now.

Mourning, the Heat's most capable player, is having a stomachache today. If a fight breaks out, does Thomas expect Riley to come over and hug Ben like Van Gundy will in the future?

But it’s useless even if you hold on to Big Ben...

Ratliff can fight too.

Seeing that there was no commotion on the field, the three referees all looked at Su Feng approvingly.

Su Feng, who stepped to the free throw line, made one of two free throws.

"..."

Su Feng felt that his system was actually unreasonable.

Because why don't free throws count as iron value?

Is this to prevent players like O'Neal and Big Ben from appearing?

3-0, Heat attack.

Smith's old legs can't stop Tim Hardaway, nicknamed "The Bug."

As the master of dribbling in the NBA during this period, Su Feng's previous life, there were always some "real-penny" fans who would confuse the two Hardaways.

"Little Chong" is also a player who cannot be restricted by rules, and he is good at organization and has outside range.

To put it simply, in the NBA, no '183' is easy to mess with!

Because those who wear socks are not afraid of those who wear shoes!

On the court, Hardaway used a Crossover to shake Smith away, but just when he distributed the ball to Mourning as usual, preparing for Mourning to complete the attack...

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

Can you believe that Mourning, who has not recovered yet, failed to catch the ball?

Ratliff, who succeeded in stealing the ball, was extremely happy. For Ratliff, who is used to being a water dispenser keeper, every data is as precious as a diamond in his eyes.

The 76ers pushed for a counterattack, and Su Feng, the fastest runner, kept raising his hands to signal. Unfortunately, Ratliff only had eyes for the basket at this time.

At this moment, Ratliff has good athletic ability. After the ball was intercepted, he dribbled the ball and counterattacked in one stop.

5 to 0.

After the dunk landed, Ratliff happily wanted to find a teammate to high-five him, but found that all his teammates were looking at him like a fool...

Big Ben feels that when he returns to Philadelphia after this game, he must use practical actions to tell Ratliff who is the best brother in Philadelphia.

Smith thought to himself, Ratliff is too short-sighted, right?

This guy Su Feng is about to fall. You, an inside tool, don’t even have this bit of self-consciousness?

Harris, who had won a lot of small money in the bullfight between Su Feng and Stackhouse, decided that when the team called timeout, he must stay far away from Ratliff to avoid being misunderstood by Su Feng.

Oh, the Philly bullies of that year, the Philly of that year ''!

Of course, how could Su Feng really care about these small details with Ratliff?

The Heat attacked, and Hardaway used the screen to go it alone this time. After a signature killer crossover, Hardaway made a three-pointer.

5 to 3.

Speaking of which, Riley is also a wonderful person.

This guy says he doesn't like three-pointers, but in the 1996/97 season, the Heat averaged more than 22 three-pointers per game.

A book could definitely be written about Riley slapping himself in the face.

He can lead the Lakers to play "", and he can also lead the Heat to play iron (ang) blood (zang) defense.

He loves to play devil's training before the big game. Even Magic and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar think he is a psychopath.

He can talk about his feelings with you, or he can tell you to pack your bags and get out.

But unlike Brown, who is so naive, Riley is a man willing to adapt to win.

On the court, Riley was ready to make a substitution.

Because of Mourning's performance tonight, he couldn't look straight at it.

Maybe the team doctors couldn't lift Mourning off, but Riley could.

Unfortunately, Riley's substitution came a little late.

Otherwise, the next classic scene would not have happened.

On the court, Su Feng raised four fingers while asking Smith for the ball.

This was the code Su Feng told his teammates before the game.

To put it simply...

Anyway, no matter how many fingers Su Feng raised, they would all be pulled apart to give him a one-on-one hit.

Don't ask, just ask: it's amazing to have "unlimited blacksmithing power"!

After receiving Smith's pass, Su Feng grabbed the ball with one hand. Marly did not dare to neglect. While threatening Su Feng with his elbow, he pretended to be serious about defending with a "ferocious" expression.

This is Riley's basic requirement for Heat players.

It doesn't matter if you hit it with your upper leg or lower elbow, as long as you can guard it, it's a good shot.

However, how could Su Feng, who had experienced severe beatings from Jordan and Hill, be afraid of this "fierce version of Nash" defense?

Su Feng, who has a dribbling ability value of 67 points, is pulling the basketball like Irving in the future at this moment.

The introduction is, Soviet-style Crossover!

The next second, Su Feng broke through the Heat's defense like a Su-27!

Thomas didn't go to wipe Mourning's butt this time because he was tightly entangled with Ben's elbow.

Thomas was unable to help Mourning when he was locked up by a strong man, but on the inside, Su Feng faced Mourning and came forward to meet the man!

At this moment, Su Feng is an unruly fighter, a Jet from Philadelphia, McGrady's big brother, a lifelong enemy that Kobe wants to defeat, and a rookie that even Jordan doesn't dare to despise!

——The above is purely based on Su Feng’s personal imagination.

Watch it, Trish!

Pass this dunk back to North Carolina!

I, the iron-clad Su Feng, am dunking the "iron-blooded tough guy" (mango pudding) Mourning today!

Bang-dang——!

Miami, on this day, witnessed the crowning of ""!

The name of the little emperor will spread throughout Florida!

"Oh my God! He dunked on Alonzo Mourning!"

On the 76ers bench, Stackhouse waved a towel and cheered excitedly for Su Feng.

Although he and Su Feng are opponents, isn't it too outrageous for Su Feng to dunk on him?

Is Mountain Splitting Art really that useful?

On the court, Mourning, who was pinned down by Su Feng, wanted to get angry...

But his stomach hurts, what can he do?

He is also desperate, okay?

Mo Ning secretly swore that the next time he saw Su Feng, he would not call Su Feng half-dead if he didn't call him Alonzo!

On Datianchao TV station, Director Zhang shouted excitedly: "Domineering, right? This is Su Feng!

What is talent? This is talent! I said when I was in Philadelphia that Su Feng's talent was rare to see in a hundred years! "

On the side, Sun Zhengping echoed: "With this ball, Su Feng once again shows his majesty as an emperor. The little emperor comes to Miami. It is really memorable and will never leave!"

Although I always feel that the words used by Sun Zhengping are weird, don't tell me, the phrase "The Little Emperor Comes to Miami", in Director Zhang's opinion, is very suitable to be used as a news headline...

The Heat fans at the scene were dumbfounded...

After receiving special care from Su Feng and getting a seat on the sidelines, McGrady was also stunned.

McGrady decided to call his cousin soon, because Su Feng dunked Ewing first and then Mourning. Could it be that the next one he wanted to dunk would be O'Neal?

That is to say, this game will not be broadcast live in the United States, otherwise Kobe, who always secretly follows the 76ers games, will be heartbroken by Su Feng for the first time.

7 to 3, after Su Feng completed the dunk, Riley requested a timeout.

Because if he doesn't think of a way to replace Mourning, isn't this just a way to gain reputation for his opponent?

With Mourning's state today, it will soon be a script for Ratliff to become famous in one battle and Ben Wallace to shock Miami...

It is worth mentioning that during the timeout, although Su Feng did not hear what Riley was saying to Mourning, Su Feng automatically made up the following picture:

"I told you to eat randomly, are you still going to eat?"

"Is pizza or the game more important? Are you from Italy?"

"You're a super center, but you're being dunked by a rookie. Are you still shameless?"

Mourning felt extremely wronged, but facing Riley, he couldn't say a word.

…

In the first quarter of the game, don't tell me, although Iverson was absent, the 76ers played well.

20 to 17, in the iron battle with Miami, relying on Ratliff and Ben Wallace's overwhelming performance in the paint, as well as Su Feng's assists, the 76ers led the Heat into the second quarter on the road.

In the second quarter of the game, the 76ers' bench killer Stackhouse also went up to play.

Once Mourning fell, how could the Heat's inside line still be strong?

Thomas was exhausted in the first quarter and had to stay on the court in the second quarter.

Riley had no choice. Seeing that the score was about to be opened by the 76ers, he chose to beat Hardaway to death.

After "Little Bug" came on the court, the Heat's offense improved a lot, but looking back, the Heat could only use fouls to stop the 76ers' offense.

Su Feng "returned the king" with 5 minutes left in the second quarter. Tonight, holding the "Fangtian Painted Halberd", he was stunned to play the song "Dongfeng Po" in the Heat's "Iron-Blooded Battle Formation".

Bang, bang, bang, choke!

No way, Iverson is not here, the 76ers mainly attack Su Feng, and the Heat naturally guard against Su Feng.

At halftime, Su Feng played a post-modern game.

He made 3 of 13 shots, including 0 of 4 three-pointers, but relied on 9 of 12 free throws to score a half-high 15 points.

The referees favored Su Feng tonight, and Riley had already complained several times in the first half.

But to be honest, the referees don't care about Riley, otherwise the Heat's defense, in the eyes of the referees, can call a foul every time.

You've all slapped a kid in the face, why don't you brag about it?

…

At the end of the first half, the 76ers led the Heat 45-38.

Su Feng, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, was the child who was slapped in the face.

Although Mourning fell, Su Feng's armor was almost penetrated by Heat players in order to avenge Mourning for the dunk.

"Why do they keep hitting me in the face? Is it because they are jealous of me because I am handsome?" Su Feng thought sadly and angrily.

If it weren't for the fact that Iverson was injured, Su Feng would have had Ben and Ratliff discuss things with the Heat players tonight.

But pain comes after pain, winning is the first priority.

In the third quarter of the game, Su Feng turned on his little motor and rushed towards the Heat's position again and again.

Marly couldn't stop Su Feng, and Riley on the side was shocked. Is this man really not afraid of death?

Not to mention Su Feng, even those superstars, who would dare to break in when faced with this kind of defense?

However, Su Feng was so fearless.

On the sidelines, Coach Davis was deeply moved.

"When Allen was going to miss the next week due to injury, I once thought, who is our next leader?

Now, I think I’ve found the ‘answer’! "

Okay, Davis forgot again. He agreed to only give Su Feng 30 minutes of playing time in each game?

Jason and Rick were also moved by Su Feng's decisive style of play, his courage to take responsibility and put the team on his shoulders. If he is not "", who is?

The 76ers did not give the Heat another chance. Facts have proved that without Mourning, the Heat are really just an ordinary team.

Moreover, in the second half of the game, Su Feng took the initiative to take on the responsibility of defending "little bug" Hardaway.

Having one-on-one experience with Iverson, although he couldn't guard against the nimble "little bug", this "little bug" was also tortured by Su Feng.

94 to 85, Su Feng steadily led the team to win the first game after Iverson's absence.

In the game, he made 6 of 21 shots, including 0 of 7 three-pointers and 13 of 16 free throws. He scored a career-high 25 points, 6 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks, and 0 assists.

Su Feng, who has a high shooting percentage and efficiency, was also elected the best player of the game.

After the game, even a reasonable system gave him an SS-level rating. In this game, Su Feng received 3 million for the iron value alone.

"Su, this is the first time in your career that you have scored 20+ points. What do you think?"

After the game, Su Feng, who attended the press conference with Davis, became the focus of everyone's attention.

After all, it was Mourning who dunked twice, and it was 20+. It was difficult for Su Feng not to be noticed.

"I just kept playing according to the coach's instructions. It was the support of my teammates that allowed me to perform so well." Su Feng said.

"In this game, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net you dunked Alonzo Mourning. This was your second dunk in the NBA after Patrick Ewing. Will you participate in the slam dunk contest in the future? ?" reporters asked.

"If I have the chance, I will participate in the slam dunk contest in the future."

Su Feng is not stupid. Is he going to be the backdrop for a dunk contest with his mountain splitting skills?

Su Feng will not consider participating in the dunk contest before the next system upgrade.

If a reporter asks him why he hasn't participated in the slam dunk contest yet, Su Feng will probably respond with "Now is not the time yet"...

…

PS: Fifth update! 25,000 words!

PS2: The sixth update will be before 12 o'clock! (Quietly: Revising an article is more tiring than writing it)

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