After the Full Level of the Profession
Chapter 792: You lose, help me unify Gran
The banquet is in progress...
Chief Maya sat next to the queen. A Maya woman walked over holding a clay jar that was not well-earthed, poured a cup of black water from the jar, and handed it to Chief Maya. .
Then, the patriarch gave the black water with his hands to Miss Queen's sister: "Dear Majesty Queen of the Gran Kingdom, please try the most delicious food here. If you like it, I can give it to you. You send some."
"The most delicious?" The queen was overjoyed at once, but people who were not familiar with her couldn't tell that she was happy. She could only see her still with a flat face, as if she was full of majesty without joy or anger.
She pulled the cup and asked in a calm tone: "What is this?"
The patriarch said: "The name of this thing is called xocoatl!"
Since this thing does not exist in the Gran Kingdom, there is no corresponding Gran language, so the translator can't get it out, so it has to be pronounced directly.
After the translation, he also added a sentence in Granny softly: "Your Majesty, don't drink this strange water, it's too suspicious. Although these indigenous people have some good things, their culture is not developed enough. , Thinking is still very savage, eating is likely to be poisonous, but I don’t know that if we eat their food indiscriminately, it is possible to eat something wrong. It’s okay to eat things like tomatoes and peppers that someone has tried. , But this kind of thing called xocoatl, we have not even heard of it, in case of a bad stomach eating..."
The translation of that long nonsense hasn't finished yet, the queen has already poured the black liquid in the cup into her mouth, whether you are poisoned or not, anyway, there is Robb sitting next to him, and he can be resurrected if he is poisoned. It is definitely not the style of Miss Queen to leave something that may be delicious and not to eat. It’s not bad to die after the addiction, and then experience the feeling of resurrection.
However, the face of Miss Queen changed as soon as the water entered, Fak, what is this weird thing? It's spicy! Bitter again! The horrible taste is indescribable. What about the best food in Maya? How could this be?
She puffed out all the xocoatl she had just drunk...
"Hey? Are you not used to eating?" Patriarch Maya said with great regret: "We all think it is delicious."
"It's delicious! How can it be spicy?" The Queen protested: "This kind of broken thing is actually the best thing in Maya? What kind of garbage did you grow up with? I don't want it, you don't have to give it to I am."
The translator sweats profusely and thought: How can I translate these words so as not to offend the indigenous people?
"slow!"
Robb suddenly interrupted her and said with a smile: "Miss Queen, it is wrong for you to speak like this. Let me tell you. This is indeed the best food on Maya. This patriarch really I didn't lie to you, and there was no exaggeration."
"Huh?" The queen turned her head: "Ghost man, you usually have sharp eyes and are good at finding delicious things, but this time, you didn't taste it, so you said it is really the best on Maya. Isn’t the food a bit too awkward? I’m responsible for telling you that this stuff is spicy and bitter, and the taste is almost impossible to swallow. Tomatoes, potatoes, and corn that were previously found on Maya Continent , Sweet potatoes and other things are much more delicious than this."
Robb smiled and said, "That's because the Mayans haven't found the correct way to deal with this thing. They add peppers to it like a fool."
The queen said: "Even if the spicy taste of pepper is excluded, its own taste is bitter and it is impossible to eat at all."
Robb smiled: "Believe it or not, it will become incredibly delicious with my hands, a hundred times more delicious than what you just said?"
"Don't believe it!" The queen shook her head: "It's so bitter to death, even if you can make it not unpalatable, it will never be the best food on Maya. From the current point of view, the best food. It should be considered a tomato. It is impossible for this **** to be more delicious than a tomato."
Robb: "Wow, this is what you said, do you want to bet something?"
"Hahaha!" The queen sneered: "You used to win the bets and gambles, but this time you will never win again. I really don't believe it. You can make the best of a horrible thing. Yes, I’ll bet with you today. Tell me what you want to bet on."
Robb pointed his finger at the queen's little mouth: "If you lose, let me kiss you."
The queen immediately said: "You lose, help me unify..." She used to bet with Robb. The bet had always been "Help me unify the Gran Kingdom", but before she could finish her sentence, she suddenly thought of the Gran Kingdom. It has been unified. This gambling contract that took four years is no longer available.
So melancholy!
I bet this with a ghost man for four years and lost for four years. He has seen him wearing silk stockings countless times, but she has never won it. However, the ghost man finally helped her in a crucial battle. Helped her to unify the Gran Kingdom. Speaking of which, she owed a lot of ghost men.
I can't use this as a bet anymore, which is a bit sad.
After a long time, the queen said leisurely: "If you lose, you are not allowed to bring Xuelu to the Demon King City."
"Huh?" Robb wondered: "What kind of weird bet are you?"
"You care about me, I just want to bet like this!"
"Well, then bet like this."
Robb turned to Patriarch Maya and said, "Mr. Patriarch, I want some black beans made of xocoatl, oh, don’t worry, I know that this thing is almost equal to money with you, so I won’t want it in vain. Yes, I use a big bucket of Fat House Happy Water for you, okay?"
When the patriarch heard this, he was overjoyed. He had just drunk Feizhai Happy Water. It was really delicious. If he could get a bucket, wouldn’t it be going to heaven? When meeting with elders of other tribes in the future, take out a glass of Happy Mansion Water for yourself, and make sure that you don’t want other tribes’ patriarchs.
As for black beans, although they are precious, they can be picked again next year.
The patriarch took a small bag from his waist, grabbed a handful of black beans from it, and handed it to Robb.
This thing is really the currency on the Maya Continent, so the patriarch carried the black beans with him, and he could use it as money at any time. He carried this thing just like the Granite was carrying a gold coin.
Robb also asked someone to bring milk and white sugar.
As soon as the queen saw the white sugar, she cried out in her heart: Does this thing use sugar? Oops! This time, he will probably make something delicious.
I saw that Robb crushed the black beans one by one and turned them into powder, then mixed them with milk and white sugar, and boiled and boiled them. I didn't know how they boiled into a pot of sticky strange liquid. Then, he waved his hand with an ice ring technique, condensing all the strange liquid.
Turning his head to face the queen with a smile, "Are you going to let me kiss you."
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