After The Corpse Was Undercover

Chapter 037 Coach, I Want to Kill Zombies

“Master, it’s been so many days, can you teach me something, otherwise I feel like I went out to throw your people.”

Wang Cong, who was teased by Li Yajing, was crying and crying. They have been changing tricks for several days. From poker mahjong flying chess to the Three Kingdoms Killing Truth or Dare, Wang Cong has always been in a state of bewilderment, including Liu Sanqian couldn’t help but cheated him several times.

“What to learn, how to slash zombies? You have to take a knife with your small arms and legs.”

Liu Sanqian, who secretly squatted to see her sister, said with a hatred of iron and steel, Wang Cong said, “Didn’t you say that our sect is called Yin & Yang? You also taught me something real. Even if it teaches me how to be smart, I feel more and more that I am a fool.”

“People, it’s self-knowledge. You can do this to show that you are a good person, but since you have entered this door, you must not know how to pretend, and you have to brag about yourself first.”

The old god Liu Sanqian was saying: “The so-called Yin & Yang sophistry is actually Yin & Yang’s sophistry. Isn’t the little girl Li Yajing able to speak with a small mouth? As long as you learn the Yin & Yang sophistry, you can guarantee her. I don’t want to argue with you about anything in my life.”

“Master teach me!”

Wang Cong, whose eyes were glimmering, was just like the grandson monkey who went to seek the art of longevity. Liu Sanqian was naturally not the person who was hiding and tucking. He said unhurriedly:

“The techniques of Yin & Yang’s sophistry are too complicated. I only teach you three tricks to make you rare. Just like the three axes of the Wagang Demon King back then, it is enough for you. The first trick, no matter what you are When you see Xiaoya say anything, you use two words to reply to her—this is it?”

“That’s it?”

“Yes, these two words are immediately invincible.”

Seeing Wang Cong’s unbelievable expression, Liu Sanqian continued: “But Xiaoya is not so easy to dismiss. She will definitely say a lot of things that you don’t understand at all with your IQ. At this time, you have to use the second trick. , Said in an exaggerated tone “No, no, no? “She must be like a knuckle in her throat, like a light on her back, like sitting on pins and needles!”

“…”

“For this reason, Yi Xiaoya’s temper is sure to be annoying, so you can quickly use the third trick, point to her nose and look at other people and say loudly: “She is in a hurry, she is in a hurry! “Make sure she won’t dare to hit you.”

“Isn’t this Yin & Yang weirdness?”

“Then I will tell you, Yin & Yang will be weird when quarreling.”

Liu Sanqian smiled and said: “These three tricks are done in one go. It is the core of our Yin & Yang tricks. As the so-called cultivator, as long as you have a thick skin, no one can crush you. ”

“master……”

Suddenly Wang Cong said with a serious face: “I won’t learn this anymore, you can teach me to kill zombies.””Co-author, I said so for a long time that I said it for nothing, it’s a horse!”

Liu Sanqian stood up and said with no anger: “Forget it, you can bring other people here, take this opportunity to teach you, you can’t stay here every day.”

Five or six days have passed since I came here, and there is still no news of Gao Jie. If a good friend is snatched away by another man, he would be very anxious and dare not delay a little time. And Liu Sanqian just came out of the shoe factory. It was really anxious that day, but he was patronizing the girl these days because he suddenly remembered a sentence Gao Jie once said.

“Brother Liu, are you really going to take us to kill zombies?”

Guo Zi ran out and asked, he was puzzled by what he said. It was safe to stay in the gathering place, and he ran to kill the zombies. Isn’t that asking for trouble?

“Go if you want, I don’t force it.”

Liu Sanqian pointed to the outside of the dormitory and said, “If you want to be like them, you can stay in the office.”

“I’ll go, isn’t it just killing a zombie, I am definitely better than those trash.”

Guo Zi hurriedly said with a smile, Liu Sanqian said without turning his head as he walked: “I will find some useful weapons for you first, and see what you are using. All the knives for cutting vegetables are used. ”

Several women looked excited, especially Li Yajing. This little girl didn’t experience the horror of zombies very much. She always felt that killing zombies was as easy as cutting vegetables when she was around Liu Sanqian. Outside of the electronics factory, because of Wang Vajra’s relationship, they were unimpeded all the way, and it didn’t take long for them to see a cheerful old man playing a small model cow.

“Come to find the weapon, Wang Vajra told me, find it by yourself, the conditions are limited, the most common thing is the steel spear, and it is the easiest thing to kill the zombies.”

The old man looked amiable with a smile on his face. Liu Sanqian walked over with Huya and said with a smile: “You’re the little uncle Zhuge Guo in troubled times, right?”

“Don’t dare to be, my little Wolong Electronics Factory.”

Uncle Guo raised his head and replied, his eyes lit up immediately, and he said in surprise: “Your knife…not ordinary…”

“Why is this unusual? Uncle Guo can’t see the date of production of this knife?”

“I’m not Master Appraiser, how do I know when your knife was made.”

Uncle Guo rolled his eyes, “However, this knife is very smooth, and it looks like a good knife.”

“Nonsense, can you have a few useful sentences?”

Liu Sanqian thought that this man was a hidden master, who knew it was not true. Uncle Guo smiled and said, “I know you overestimate me. In fact, I am just a little old man who likes to tinker with these gadgets. I have a much closer relationship with Lu Ban than with Zhuge Liang. I was a carpenter when I was young. If it weren’t for eating in the gathering place, I wouldn’t make these things specially.”

“Eh, do you have a fighting horn? I feel a bit familiar.”

Big eyes suddenly said in surprise, who knows that Uncle Guo smiled and said: “It was my son who registered for me to shoot. It is estimated that there are millions of fans now.”

“Uncle Guo is still a big internet celebrity!”

“Big internet celebrities aren’t counted, young people just look at me just for fun.”

Uncle Guo waved his hand modestly, but he touched his teeth and squinted his eyes and said: “Although I don’t understand this, I can also touch it out that your knife is not a modern thing, and the feeling of fake old things is not fake. The material that comes out is definitely steel, but if something else is added to it, I don’t know…his, your knife is very sharp.”

Uncle Guo withdrew his hand abruptly, and there were blood stains on his index finger. Liu Sanqian knew that Huya was uneasy, and said quickly: “Uncle Guo, you rest first, let’s go first.”

When they arrived at the gate, they found that Wang Vajra had been waiting there for a long time. As soon as they saw Liu Sanqian, he said: “Three thousand, just coming for a few days, you want to help my brother to clear the way. Why do you make me old face? let it go!”

“Whoever steps on a horse wants to clear the way for you, you are getting more and more thief every day.”

Liu Sanqian scolded with a smile: “Since you have said so, let me do you a favor. Let Xiaohe find me a map. What are the roads from here to the Dongshan resettlement camp? I will help you. Explore first.”

“Haha, brothers holding us so, I definitely can’t treat you as a fool, the key is that I can’t walk away here, so I will let Xiao He take a group of good hands to lie down with you, and let them follow you and I can rest assured.”

“Okay, hurry up.”

After a while, Xiaohe found seven or eight strong guys. Just looking at his eyes, he knew that he was much stronger than ordinary people. Wang Vajra even handed Liu Sanqian a pistol, which is a good one in the army. thing.

“Have you ever been a soldier?”

Sitting in the car, Liu Sanqian asked at a handsome guy who was covered in tendons and shaved his head. The man said blankly and said, “I have been on the border for a few years.”

“How about you, have been into the chicken shed?”

He turned his head to look at a dangling guy, but there was a sulky guy in his eyes. The guy was surprised when he asked him, and he quickly squatted and said:

“How come… I’m just a little bastard, I haven’t been in.”

“Really? I don’t believe it…”

Liu Sanqian Lulilu shook his head angrily, and the man admitted: “The robbery has been in, and he has been educated for several years. It was only released this year…”

“You haven’t changed your sitting posture. When I first came out, I was exactly the same as you.”

Liu Sanqian handed a flue: “Don’t worry, no one cares about your past now, as long as you don’t feel bad in my hands.”

“I see……”

The man took the cigarette with trepidation, and his posture became more correct.

“Pay attention to Brother Liu. We haven’t been there before.”

“Then stop for a while and find a place to teach them.”

“okay.”

Xiao He Meng turned the steering wheel, found an intersection where there were not many zombies, and stopped, and immediately got down a car of bakers. They had everything, but almost everyone had a steel spear in his hand.

“Roar~”

Smelling the popular zombies running towards them with their teeth and claws, Huang Jiayu was already eager to try, twisting the steel spear and stepping forward.

“You don’t want to go.”

Liu Sanqian said to the people Xiao He had brought with him: “Watching by the side and helping them appropriately, I’m here to teach them specifically, not for you to kill them for fun.”

“Puff!”

Who would have thought that Huang Jiayu stabbed a zombie, her movements are so good that it hurts, and she knows that she is secretly practicing alone, and her big eyes quickly rushed over, but she almost did a bad job, and she got Huang Jiayu’s help. She makes a relief.

“what!”

However, Li Yajing was not so easy. She used the steel pipe spear to be awkward and awkward. After a long time, she didn’t kill a zombie. She was so anxious that Liu Sanqian yelled and asked Zhang Liang to protect her.

“Hahahahaha…”

Several people on the side laughed, but this kind of thing cannot be learned all at once. No matter how well you practice your movements, it won’t work if you haven’t experienced actual combat. Killing a few more zombies will make you proficient. Liu Sanqian is just acting Bodyguard to prevent accidents.

“Second-level zombies, take out the corpse net!”

Suddenly a plucked monkey was lying on the ground and staring at him. Without Xiao He’s words, all his staff were well-trained to take out the equipment behind them. He was still a little excited, and wanted to show his hands in front of these novices.

“Gluck giggled…”

The plucked monkey jumped over and flew in the air like a large grasshopper, but the handsome guy had already figured out its landing point. The guy who had followed the chicken shed set up the corpse net and plucked the hair. Sure enough, the monkey was deceived, trapped in the net and squeaked.

“laugh!”

Although the plucked monkeys struggled hard to poke their eyes in it, these people didn’t even think about it at all. They could poke wherever they were, and they stabbed the plucked monkeys into a beehive alive.