After The Corpse Was Undercover

Chapter 210: Fat and Thin Head Tuo

“Fatty, wait a minute, I don’t think this kid is telling the truth!”

The thin man suddenly rushed to Liu Sanqian with a cold voice: “What is your relationship with Houtu? How could she bring you an ordinary human?”

“Don’t mention this, I want to kill myself!”

Liu Sanqian cried and said with a sad face: “I never thought in my life that a corpse king was actually a mother. She took me as a male pet when she arrested me. I have never seen such a hungry woman. It’s simply… Like a wolf like a tiger, “like a tiger with wings”, I have suffered all the humiliation by her side, but due to her lustful power, I can only make false claims…”

“Fart, how could Hou Tu get along with you as a human being?”

The thin man snorted and raised a crescent-shaped black shovel, “The corpse race has no need for this at all, so you will be fooled by the fool who doesn’t understand anything.”

“If it hadn’t really happened to me, I wouldn’t believe it just like you two.”

Liu Sanqian said in a sensational manner: “Houtu often becomes a human female, and she becomes addicted to it once she comes and goes. The inside of her clothes is exactly the same as a human being, and she can even fine-tune it according to her preferences, and the reason why she is obsessed It’s all because she secretly watched a lot of CDs. That’s it. If she didn’t ask me to come out and look for it, I wouldn’t be able to.

Liu Sanqian took out a plastic bag filled with various discs, Fatty pulled his chin, and said contemptuously: “What’s so good about this ragged thing? I stepped on the horse and saw the two lumps of meat on your human chests. I just feel sick!”

“The species are different, and the aesthetics must be different. The two Dages should be the legendary monsters, right?”

Liu Sanqian laughed and said: “I’ve heard about it a long time ago. The demons are a race that loves peace and lays down the strong and supports the weak. They can be called Universe policemen. The old beauty is incomparable with you at all. I am considered to be someone who meets you today. I’m saved. Only by killing the monster in Houtu can I be free. You are really a living Bodhisattva who saves you from suffering. In this way, you two don’t move. I stand and knock you two.”

Having said that, Liu Sanqian did not move with a hippy smile.

“What your kid said is true?”

Fatty held two hooks against his neck, and he nodded immediately, but the thin man narrowed his eyes and snorted coldly:

“Fatty, this kid has a weird, slick tone, and I know it is not a good thing at first glance. I see a lot of humans like this!”

“Heaven and Earth Conscience, if I lie to you, then curse me to be the male favorite of Hou Tu for life, and I will never be able to escape her clutches forever!”

Liu Sanqian hurriedly swore an oath, but the thin man actually laughed and said, “You really think of us as a fool? According to your human thinking, if you wish to have such a big beauty stay with you every day, who would want to run away? I think you are clearly her agent, cooperating with her, and getting us both hooked.”

“As for my brother, no matter how bold I am, I won’t be joking with my own life.”

Liu Sanqian leaned against the wall and smiled bitterly: “Where do you Yaozu people know how virtual our human bodies are. For ordinary people, I don’t know how many times I have died. That is to say, I am strong and physically strong. As the saying goes, there are only dead cattle. There is no bad land.

Houtu didn’t treat me as a living person at all. What good is it when she is beautiful? Whenever I think of her before, I’m so angry, not to mention that she is so angry that she will be tortured to death if she doesn’t go well for one day or two. It’s okay, I can’t die if I want to die now, and she is pouring tonics into her mouth all day long! ”

“No matter how much you say, I will look at you as not a good person, but you kid remember that I can kill you at any time here, and Hou Tu can’t save you!”

The thin man said with cold eyes, and at the same time the light bulbs in the hall exploded with a “bang”. Liu Sanqian nodded honestly, and the thin man continued to stare at him and said:

“I ask you, how is Houtu’s situation now, can I still use power?”

“I haven’t seen her use it. She said that she must recover now. I guessed it was awful enough, but he asked a lot of corpse helpers, including a general manager, and several captains. No I know if you can do it.”

“These are little ghosts, they don’t do much.”

The thin man disapproved, “You just said that Tongding has been in the ground where she is. Are you sure about this?”

“Not sure, I don’t know if she can still use her abilities. If she can’t, the copper tripod may be under the square.”

Liu Sanqian showed a harmless smile, “Fat brother, thin brother, in fact, we can cooperate and win-win. You want to kill Houtu and take the bronze cauldron, but I just want to escape. It can be said that your goal is.” By the way, “I have an opinion, I don’t know if the two Dage believe me or not.”

“tell me the story.”

“It’s very simple.”

Liu Sanqian proudly said: “Houtu must be hungry and thirsty now. You let me go first, and I will show her a small movie. She will definitely “do her own clothes and food”. By then, she will not be able to distract him. The best time for you to do it, I believe that with the skill of the two, it should not be difficult to bypass the corpses without knowing it!”

“Are you sure she won’t ask you for help?”

“Isn’t that better, but the two Dages please don’t do anything at me, otherwise my small body will definitely have to accompany her to the west!”

Liu Sanqian frowned and said, the thin man nodded, and patted his shoulder as if he was optimistic about him:

“My dear, you should have heard of our monster race. We are not like the corpse race. We persecute you humans, burn, kill, and looting without evil. It can be said that we are on the same line as you, and our ultimate goal is just Gathering the bronze cauldrons will not cause any harm to your world. It can also help you deal with the corpse clan. Don’t be confused between good and bad!”

“Needless to say, I understand!”

Liu Sanqian solemnly said: “The corpse clan and we humans do not share the same heaven. I tried to kill Hou Tu countless times in bed, but it made her even more excited. Only looking for foreign aid is our hope. Don’t worry. Aside from other things, I’m the best at finding copper cauldrons. Even Houtu has this one, but I found it and was cut off by her!”

“Oh?”

The two fat and thin eyes lit up at the same time, and Liu Sanqian said with a serious face: “I was not sure who you are just now, so I didn’t mention one thing. In fact, the most important reason for her to keep me by my side is that I can feel it. The location of the bronze tripod.”

“Interesting, buddy, what is your name, we will be brothers from now on, you call me second brother, and then call him Dage, we play the name of the clan, you can’t understand it, you just think of us as Fat Shou Tuo. ”

“The younger brother’s surname is Liu, and his single name is a thousand.”

Liu Sanqian gave them a cupped hands and said, “Second Brother Dage, the next moment is to witness the miracle. You will wait for me first, and I will find a DVD player. The one just blown up by you…”

…

“Brother virtuous, you must pay attention to safety, and don’t follow the way of the demon girl!”

Fat Tootuo covered Liu Sanqian’s hand, and repeatedly said: “Everything is based on your safety. If it doesn’t work, don’t take risks. We will take care of you.”

“Second brother Dage, although we have not known each other for a long time, it is just like what we saw. Don’t worry, I promise to come out alive!”

Liu Sanqian carried a black bag like a strong man with a broken wrist, and turned around with a serious expression. The corpse clan outside didn’t even recognize him, and rushed towards him.

But he didn’t even move. The poor black toad exploded in his head, and the thin Toad behind him patted his chest to signal him to go safely and boldly.

“Fuck you, there is no good one among these aliens!”

After walking for a while, Liu Sanqian sighed in relief, and Lao Zang smiled and said:

“The corpse race and the demon race are essentially the same raccoon dog, but they can bite the dog.”

“Fatty, this kid is a little weird. Guess how true or false what he said?”

The thin man lit a cigarette, looked at Liu Sanqian’s back and said, Fatty twitched his eyebrows: “I don’t know, but when you start to do it later, pay attention. Regardless of whether it is true or not, try to avoid him. Anyone who can keep her by his side proves that he is absolutely valuable to use, maybe he really has the ability to sense the copper pot.”

“Be careful, the harpy is here… probably Hou Tu sent out to find him.”

…

“Sister Tu, I’m back!”

Liu Sanqian carried the black bag, pushed the door into the house without Hou Tu’s consent, and then poured all the snacks inside onto the ground, smiling at Hou Tu with a sullen expression:

“These are snacks with good color. I have tried them. The preservatives are quite high and they are not bad at all. You can try them too.”

“Why have you been there for so long?”

“Why, miss me after a while.”

Liu Sanqian opened a pack of potato chips, and said as he ate, “Didn’t I get you the discs? It’s hard to find, and I didn’t find a DVD player. Fortunately, I found an old antique notebook that I can plug in. The CD, make do with it, the new white lady is gone, don’t you see Jin Pingmei, the love story, and it also broke through the shackles of the world.”

“up to you.”

“Sister Tu…”

Liu Sanqian suddenly leaned to her ear, and Houtu subconsciously wanted to slap it out, but he was caught by him. From the perspective of the window, he seemed to kiss her on the cheek.

“Listen to me, I met two monsters, one fat and one thin, and they asked me to fool you into bed, and then take the opportunity to kill you. How is your current physical condition? Can you…could you deal with them?”

“One fat and one thin?”

Houtu’s face sank immediately, and he didn’t notice that Liu Sanqian’s face was close to him. “I knew that the Yaozu was not so easy to just let it go. It turned out that there were other people arranged, but there was something like this around me. Zombies, they can’t come in even if they are measured.”

“These two goods are not at the same level as the previous golden Buddha statues, but they are not very easy to deal with. You are so weak now, and I feel a little confused.”

Liu Sanqian leaned one hand on her shoulder, “But don’t worry, I’m a particular person, and I will never watch them bully you. Even if I fight my life, I must keep you, but I have a request. I hope that after you recover, you can treat my family well, ensure their safety, and don’t kill anyone in the future. I know you don’t want to do this in your heart. Don’t deny it. No one knows you better than I do. …

Also, after recovery, you can find a man to have a relationship, no matter what race you are, you must forget me, after all, we only met for a day…”