After The Corpse Was Undercover

Chapter 143

“It really can’t…”

Zhang Hang suddenly said viciously in his ear: “It’s really impossible. Let’s kill his wife and take out the goblin cubs to threaten him. I don’t believe that he still dares to do it. Maybe we can let us directly. go out!”

“I advise you to speak such things in a natural tone. Their ears are not beautiful, and even if they don’t understand, they can detect the hostility in your words.”

Liu Sanqian reminded in a low voice that a group of goblins stared at him, and they all rushed to kill them.

Goblins obviously don’t have the concept of delivering babies. Perhaps they rarely encounter dystocia when they have children, but this female goblin is so big that all goblins are at a loss and have to seek human help. The master who has smoked with the goblin boss.

“There’s no way, fight it, isn’t it just a delivery, I’m going to learn now!”

Liu Sanqian took out a few crumpled cigarettes from his pocket and handed them to the goblin boss, but the latter was still in the mood to smoke, stretched out his hand to block the “chiliquala” curse, but Liu Sanqian asked Zhang Hang to take it. A group of so-called rehabilitation bacteria came out and said:

“Get me a bag of this stuff, and be quicker.”

“Dolma! Dolma!”

The goblins screamed. It was estimated that the real name of this thing was “Zolma”. After a short while, he found a lot of them, but he picked a short knife next to the “hot spring” and wiped it out with an oil lamp on the wall. disinfect.

“Aren’t you planning to give her a baby?”

Zhang Hang asked in surprise, but Liu Sanqian said in an annoyed manner: “If you know, ask, hurry up and surround her with a white cloth, and then open a hole in this female goblin so that they will wait for the sacrifice to heaven when they see you. Bar……”

“good……”

Zhang Hang could only get busy, but a layer of gray mist suddenly appeared beside Liu Sanqian, as if being sucked into the nose of the female goblin by a vacuum cleaner. When the white bra was opened, the goblin boss quit, he was vicious. He rushed over to find an explanation, but Liu Sanqianli sent him away. The anxious goblin boss had to pick up the cigarette on the ground and smoked anxiously.

“Sister-in-law, don’t hurt me, if you die, I won’t be able to tell…”

Holding the knife, Liu Sanqian’s hand trembles like Wu’s second child with a cerebral thrombosis. At most, the corpse energy only relieves the pain a little. Without anesthesia, I don’t know that the female goblin can’t carry it, but the bow is not open. Looking back, she is still a dead end after another delay, it is better to fight hard.

“what!”

The female goblin screamed hoarsely, and the short knife cut her belly easily. For fear that she would bite her tongue, she quickly found a piece of cloth and stuffed it into her mouth, without the teeth. The operation of the knife was even more difficult, and the blood flowed out. , Inexperienced, he was in a hurry, Zhang Hang hurriedly used Zhuoma grass to stop the bleeding, and the hot spring pool became red in the blink of an eye.

“Hurry up, otherwise the bleeding will kill it!”Zhuo Ma Cao didn’t have the effect of life and death. The female goblin was about to die. Unexpectedly, the goblin boss found a shiny white ball, pulled the white cloth and placed it next to the female goblin.

The soft light of the white ball gradually dimmed, but the female goblin seemed to have eaten a blood bag, and was stunned by it to pull back from the ghost gate, and the bleeding stopped immediately.

Liu Sanqian did not dare to delay, and hurriedly accelerated the process, and finally heard a cry of a baby. The goblins in the cave all celebrated with “cool and cool”, the loud noise seemed to crash the cave.

He didn’t realize until then that the “Kuqi Kuqi” in the goblin language turned out to be just a modal particle, which was similar to the human “Nice Fuck”.

“Umbilical cord, my brother, you are really playing with me!”

Zhang Hang almost knelt down without tears, and Liu Sanqian cut off the umbilical cord embarrassingly and took out four goblin cubs in a row, no wonder the female goblin had a dystocia.

“Crack than Bab!”

With tears in his eyes, the goblin boss patted his shoulder and took his own son from his hand. Liu hurriedly got silk thread to sew the female goblin’s belly, and checked whether any scissors were dropped before the stitching.

A few ordinary goblins hurriedly took the goblin cubs and took a bath, while the goblin boss rushed to the big female goblin and spoke to her affectionately. The happy atmosphere made the two outsiders with hands down finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But a group of little goblins suddenly approached Liu Sanqian, pulled him into the corner, reached out and handed him a picture on which the little man was actually a Smurf.

…

“Later the seven dwarves killed the snake spirit and helped Yu Gong move away from the mountain. The signal was restored immediately, but the evil queen saw Snow White’s circle of friends and found that the telephone poles were all crooked by her…”

Liu Sanqian sat on the exquisite and round stone chair, in front of which sat a large group of goblin cubs, listening with gusto, and even the “adults” came to join in the fun.

In this race of goblins, there are not too many ways of entertainment. Apart from work, they can only tease girls. It’s okay to bully and bully the survivors in the cave. If you install a TV for them, you can be sure that they will never attack humans again. .

Although the goblins had low IQs and were very foolish, they could understand Liu Sanqian’s words, which caused Zhang Hang to be astonished.

On the other hand, his treatment is too bad. A group of goblins are digging around his body like playing with dolls. He neither dares to be angry nor speaks, and can only protect his crotch, but you The more you go like this, the more the goblin feels that you have something hidden in your crotch, and you have to open it up and look at it.

“Brother Liu, let’s go, I can’t stay here for a moment.”

“Why are you so unhelpful when you step on a horse? How can I take you out in the future?”

Liu Sanqian said earnestly and earnestly: “All you have in front of you are relationships and connections. If you give you a chance, you have to grasp it. If you behave better, you can be familiar with it if you don’t work well. It’s an attitude like you, cremation. I can’t get in the team.”

“I understand the truth, even if I beg you, let me withdraw first, my hair will almost be plucked out.”

After all, Zhang Hang’s tears could not be held back. There were a few goblin cubs crawling on his head and shoulders. He didn’t dare to move, if he fell these “ancestors”, it would be fun to watch.

“Babble!”

After the goblin boss took good care of his wife and son, he came over to thank Liu Sanqian, and even handed him a rolled straw roll. He immediately became happy. This thing was actually their homemade cigarette, which was smoked after being lit. One bite, the taste is pretty good, it belongs to the soft type.

“You guys, we don’t understand if there is a translation.”

“Nuopo…”

The goblin boss shook his head, and Liu Sanqian exhaled for a long time: “I don’t want anything in return, can I pick a few good things?”

He said that he came to the edge of the hot spring and picked up a pistol in full view, but the goblin boss held his hand and signaled that he could do anything but this thing.

The goblins on the side were still doing their movements, and fell straight to the ground with a scream. The meaning couldn’t be more obvious. Someone had killed their compatriots with this gun.

“Well, I can pick two of these knives, right?”

Liu Sanqian picked from the left to the right, and randomly found a long knife in his hand. The weapons that can appear here are all with good-looking patterns. Regardless of the sharpness for the time being, at least it accounts for a handsome character.

“Cool Kook Kook…”

Unexpectedly, a goblin came over with a hammer. The goblin boss raised his head and asked him to try it. Suddenly, Liu Sanqian had the illusion that Sun Wukong had entered the Dragon Palace.

“Thank you, just use this!”

This hammer is much larger than a small hammer held by an ordinary goblin. I don’t know what kind of material it is. The appearance is very similar to the miner’s hammer in the animation, and the weight is not small in the hand.

“What are you doing with this clunky thing? Before you hammered someone to death, you were stabbed to death with a spear.”

Zhang Hang curled his lips in an angry manner, but Liu Sanqian looked at him like a fool, and mocked:

“You know a basket, am I going to kill with this thing? This horse is a Shangfang sword. Seeing that this hammer is like a big man, who dares to do it at me?”

“Oh oh oh, I get it, you quickly ask the boss to get me one too!”

“Here.”

Liu Sanqian threw a small hammer to him: “For the sake of your help, please give you a small hammer out of the box, and you will be happy.”

“Thank you guys!”

Zhang Hang suddenly smiled. Even a small hammer is not something ordinary people can use. If ordinary people want to please goblins, they will definitely be beaten up and stripped of their clothes.

“Friends walk together for life, those days no longer have…”

Liu Sanqian hooked up with the goblin boss out of the cave. Everywhere he went, he followed a group of younger brothers, humming and humming to the area of ​​the survivor’s Life.

The eyes of a group of people were straight, and they knew that these gods were Liu Sanqian who had died a long time ago, and the shock in their hearts went to the next level.

“Dage don’t give it away, don’t pass it, I’ll treat you to dinner later!”

Liu Sanqian waved his hand at the goblins, saying goodbye, but a group of goblin brothers stayed behind. He immediately relied on the goblins to support him, and said loudly:

“All the people on the third floor have listened to me. I limit you to gather here within half an hour. The big guys will communicate to each other. Don’t blame me for bringing the goblin brothers to your house to check your account if you don’t come here! ”

“Why is this doggie coming alive again?”

“I said earlier that he is not a human being, and this is over, we have to be played by him alive!”

“Doubtly bullshit!”

Suddenly the complaints were everywhere, but he didn’t dare to let him hear, so he could only honestly gather in the open space according to his request.

Yang Ming and others naturally received the news, and all of them raised their heads up and chested out, and those who had a feast with them were bad luck. Zhang Hang grabbed one person and twisted it out, and said with a grin:

“Hide? I see where you hide!”

“Grandpa, spare my life, I was wrong, I really know I was wrong!”

The man hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy, but Zhang Hang raised his hammer with a fierce expression, and smashed it on top of his head without hesitation. It was not enough until the brain splashed out and broke open a terrifying one. Big hole.

“Pooh!”

After killing Zhang Hang, he spit vigorously and scanned the surroundings ferociously. No one dared to look at him.

“…”

Xiao Yu hid behind Xu Da Pao in horror, but the latter was also unbearable.