After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

Speaking back to find a way, in fact Gu Suli knew that the way she could think of was very limited.

—Show a human being special about being able to write and communicate, and then ask for help.

feel depressed.

Zhong Cheng stayed in Jiangcheng for one night and then left. He originally wanted to stay for a few more days, but was persuaded by Uncle Liu to go back to work and hide with the children.

No way, no young man can beat the old man's stubbornness, so Zhong Cheng had to repeatedly told him to call him if he had anything to do.

When Zhong Cheng left, Uncle Liu thought about resigning the part-time worker too. As a result, Zhong Cheng called quickly and said that if Uncle Liu dared to quit the part-time worker, he would immediately look for him on the highway. Turn back on the ramp.

Uncle Liu was angry and funny, so he could only temporarily accept the care of a part-time worker.

Fortunately, work will leave at 6 o'clock in the afternoon. At this time, there are only him and the cat at home. Uncle Liu feels much more at ease. Although the cat has to go out to make money most of the time, Uncle Liu still feels not alone because he is at home now.

This is his home!

For two days in a row, Uncle Liu could see that his cat was very worried, and often looked at him with eyes that were hesitant to say anything.

Before going to bed that night, Uncle Liu saw the cat squatting on the chair beside the bed, his paws moving, as if he was about to say something to him.

Uncle Liu thought about it and smiled.

"Cat, is there anything you want to tell me?" Uncle Liu asked.

Gu Suli hesitated again and again, but nodded directly, a pair of swarthy round eyes staring at Uncle Liu, trying to capture every trace of his reaction.

However, Uncle Liu was not surprised at all that the cat could understand human words and make a precise and clear reaction, instead he frowned and became serious.

Uncle Liu, who was lying on his back, sat up again, bent down and went to the bedside table to find a pen and a notebook, and put them directly in front of Gu Su: "It seems to be a very important matter, If you can’t speak, just write and show it to me, although I’m not a literate person, I still know a few simple characters.”

Gu Suli was so shocked that her ears flew out, and she looked at Uncle Liu stupidly.

Uncle Liu saw the cat with a stunned expression, the serious expression couldn't hold back, he laughed, and then the more he laughed, the more he couldn't help it, he directly leaned on the head of the bed and laughed , all laughed and coughed.

"Cough cough cough, oh my cat, you look so funny, but unfortunately I didn't take out my phone in advance to take a picture." With that, Uncle Liu raised his hand, rummaging for his phone Said to Gu Suli: "Oh wait, wait, cat, hold steady first, keep this expression, I have to take a picture, and replace it with my WeChat avatar."

Uncle Liu didn't have a mobile phone originally, but in order to keep in touch with Uncle Liu at any time, Zhong Cheng sent people back this time, in addition to renting a house to hire a part-time worker, he also bought a mobile phone, and also set up a new network for the rental house. Make sure you can contact someone at any time.

Gu Suli was speechless.

He really didn't know that Uncle Liu had such a naughty side after he put down his burden.

However, such an interruption made Gu Suli's downtime brain slow down.

Thinking about it again, it seems reasonable that Mr. Liu found something wrong with him.

Whether it's the money he brings back every day, or the act of leaving a note to Zhong Cheng when he goes to Huicheng, as long as Mr. Liu is not really confused, once he knows these things, he will contact him back and forth. Naturally understand that he is not an ordinary cat.

In this way, if he chooses to confess the truth to Uncle Liu, Gu Suli will not have so much psychological pressure.

Uncle Liu failed to get his wish to capture the cat's shocked expression pack, but he was very satisfied when he captured the cat biting the pen and squinting his head to write.

Of course, he also knew that the words written on the paper were not aligned when taking pictures.

Although others see the words on the paper, they won't believe it, they will just assume that he has written it and let the cat pose for the photo, but the cat chose to confess to him, just to trust him, Liu The uncle cherished this trust very much, and was reluctant to be sloppy.

In half an hour.

Uncle Liu read what was written on the paper, nodded and said, "So you are a human being, I thought it was a cat who cultivated into a demon, um, Gu Suri, so The name is good, I won't have to call you a cat in the future, I'll just call you Xiao Gu... No, this is too strange, it doesn't sound good, and it's easy to be confused with others, Xiao Su? Suri? Suli Speaking of pears, when I went back to my hometown this time, I found that all the fruit trees were planted in the village. All the mountains and plains were blooming and bearing fruit. The fruit trees assigned to each team were different. Our village planted peach trees, and the team next door was Pear tree, I don't know if it tastes good or not..."

As he spoke, he distorted the topic. When it came to the changes in his hometown, the peach trees, pear trees, and plum trees were gone.

Gu Suri's head was full of black lines, so he had to lift his claws to pull Uncle Liu, and silently added a title on the paper: "Ali".

Uncle Liu suddenly said: "Oh, you can be called Ali, right? Well, I have heard the story of Ali Baba, the old man, he is a smart and brave protagonist."

Just when Gu Suri thought that he was going to unknowingly talk about the wrong topic again, Uncle Liu made a final decision: "I'll call you Ali from now on!"

Gu Suli actually felt relieved, and gave him a meow as a response.

After confessing, it is much easier to communicate with each other.

Of course, this convenience needs to be discounted for Gu Suli, because after writing four pieces of paper, Gu Suli found that he wrote for half an hour, and Uncle Liu read it for 30 seconds .

Gu Suri, so tired that her mouth hurts, neck hurts, eyes hurts: "..."

Inexplicably, it's a good mood.

In short, when Gu Suri couldn't bite the pen, the communication between one person and one cat finally ended. Uncle Liu also knew that his cat son had really found a wife outside, and he was about to become a wife. Dad.

Although a person has become a cat, it is unreasonable for many people to find a cat as a wife, and they may even think that this person is simply a pervert. But Uncle Liu's life was bumpy, and he had been so painful and bumpy all his life, and he was about to come to an end soon, so why bother.

He was only happy that he was going to be a grandfather, and repeatedly said that he would go to the cat's daughter-in-law's house tomorrow to meet with his in-laws to discuss the marriage of the two cats.

"Since you have become a cat, you can start a new life again, and you have met such a special cat daughter-in-law, Ali, you must cherish others." Uncle Liu happily touched the black and white The cat's head of the cat said so, and finally said: "According to what you said, Axue is so special and different from other cats. Maybe she was a person in her previous life!"

Thinking along this line of thought, Uncle Liu even thinks that Axue is Ali's destined daughter-in-law in his previous life, just because Ali fell ill and died prematurely, so this destined daughter-in-law also reincarnated Reincarnated as a cat.

As people get older, the more they believe that there are gods and ghosts in the world. Now that there is a person who turned into a cat as evidence, Uncle Liu believes it even more.

Uncle Xu and his wife gave birth to a son. I never thought in my life that I could experience the feeling of marrying a daughter.

But a cat brought back to him by his granddaughter made him realize it.

Faced with the fact that the owner of the black cat sheriff has to come to the door with a cane to propose a kiss in person, Mr. Xu has a complicated mood, and he can only say one sentence after a thousand words: he deserves to be able to raise a black cat sheriff Such a special cat!

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Uncle Xu shook his head and waved his hand repeatedly to show that he would not accept it, Uncle Liu laughed and said, "I didn't pay this money, it was earned by Ali himself. Refused, I'm afraid that Ali will be too worried to eat or sleep."

The shy Gu Suli bit her head and sat upright, sitting on the chair next to her and looking at Uncle Xu with bright eyes.

—If he didn't have a soft white cat lying on top of him that was about to fall asleep, he would definitely look serious enough.

Since the other party is so serious, whether it is the owner or the cat, it is not easy for Uncle Xu to refuse, but he also said that when the two cats get married, he will also give it to A Xue The dowry at the bottom of the press box.

So in an old yard, two old men of old age, under the witness of two cats, concluded the first cat cat marriage in history.

Knowing that Uncle Liu and Gu Suri live in the alley next door, Uncle Xu doesn't have to worry about whether the cat daughter will live in her mother's house or her in-law's house after marriage. Anyway, it's the same wherever they live. , it depends on the choice of the two cats.

With the dowry and dowry, there is no need to set up a table for the banquet.

You don't need to invite too many guests, just three or two. The main guests are the cat friends who are outside.

Three days later.

Xiao Zhao and Chengzi from the police station, as well as a group of people who arrested the du dealer with Gu Suri, came to Uncle Xu's house together, and everyone brought a wedding gift.

—Canned cat food, cat litter, cat climbing frame, cat food, cat clothes and so on.

What's more worth mentioning is that Team Zhang actually gave the two cats a miniature marriage certificate with a stamp: "Cough, although the stamp is not from the civil/government/bureau , is the personal seal in my office, but I am also your marriage protector."

Team Zhang said this to Gu Suri.

Gu Suri didn't expect them to take his and Axue's cat-and-cat wedding so seriously, which seemed like a child's play, very moved, and determined to form another team dedicated to helping police comrades Catch the Cat Justice Patrol who are catching criminals.

Team Zhang didn't know that an unintentional act of his own would lead to such a police cat cooperation event that will be talked about frequently in the next few decades. Go to Uncle Liu.

He believes that not only himself, but other people, including many netizens who know the black cat sheriff, must be very curious about the owner of the black cat sheriff. Such a **** cat.

From the looks of it, she still has two eyes, two nostrils and one mouth. The person is quite old, and there is no difference at all.

In the end, Team Zhang can only be attributed to: Probably this is the legendary sweeper!

In addition to the police force, Tong Nian must not be absent. To Gu Suri's surprise, there was Zhang Xia, William's owner, among the guests.

Zhang Xia was brought by Tong Nian, "Didn't I help you repay Zhang Xia last time? Zhang Xia doesn't want it, we both talked about it and didn't get any results in the end. The next time you come back and have a wedding banquet, I'll just bring Zhang Xia over."

The two seem to be quite familiar, and I don't know what happened to them because of Gu Suli's help.

Zhang Xia brought William over. As soon as he entered the yard, William saw that the yard was full of cats, whether on the stools, flowers, or even the walls. Deeply shocked: "A lot of cats! It's so lively meow!"

After the shock, it's a fool's music, even the owner forgot about it, Dian Dian'er ran to find the familiar cat and cat brothers to play with: "Boss cat! Boss Hua! Boss Pi! Woohoo, you're all here! I miss you so much!"

Self-holding is Gu Suli's family, so since she came in, she has tried her best to show a prudent and self-sufficient scar cat Huadian waited for the cat to be thrown by the silly cat William, and the cat suddenly set up a land.

The big orange cat couldn't stand William's stupid appearance, and the old **** was rubbing his beard beside him, rubbing and instigating: "Ouch, this stupid, don't put all our image Destroying Meow, we represent Ali's face."

The new Scar Cat's first fanboy heard the words, just as if he lost his mind, he rushed to beat William without saying a word, and yelled to tell William to stay away from his boss. William was not convinced, and reiterated that his friendship with the cat boss and the others was not comparable to a new cat from out of town like Wuyi.

This can make Woo angry and fight even more fiercely.

Scar cat hurriedly went to persuade the cat to fight, and spent a little time waiting for the cat to be happy to watch the fun, but it couldn't resist William's big size Somehow they got mixed up in this group of cat-watching cats.

Scar cat jumped in as soon as she saw that it turned into a gang fight.

So the end result is a group of cats that go crazy together. To say that at the beginning, William and Woo were still a little angry when they fought, it was a real fight. But after that, because the atmosphere was too cheerful, the real fight turned into a joke.

Cats are the most crazy, when other cats saw that they were having such a good time, they jumped over and joined happily.

For a while in the yard, the cat flying and the cat hair flying all over the sky.

Gu Suri, who witnessed all the causes and consequences, silently embraced Axue and pulled Axue away a little, away from this group of crazy guys.

Zhong Cheng couldn't come. During dinner, he held his son and made a video call of Uncle Liu with his wife. It was considered that Yun attended a unique cat and cat wedding.

This cat wedding is not over until the evening.

When he left, Dapi secretly discussed with Gu Suli and asked if he could pay to buy cat food from the owner of his daughter-in-law.

"Although it's good to eat cat food, cat rice is really delicious." Dapi licked his mouth yearningly when he said that.

Gu Suri: "..."

"I don't know about the cat rice made by Uncle Xu, but if it is the cat rice made by Uncle Liu, I think I should work hard."

He can't let his father-in-law work hard to make cat food and sell it to cats.

But if it is Uncle Liu, it can be regarded as an exclusive business. Gu Suli still remembered that when Uncle Liu took out his savings last night, he said that he heard that someone was sweeping the floor. He was ready to try it when he was ready.

If you are opening a cat cafeteria at home, Uncle Liu doesn't have to work hard outside to get the wind and the sun.

Of course Gu Suri can earn money to support the family, but he said it, but Uncle Liu refused, and said that he would live until he was old, and he could not eat the soft rice of his cat.

The author has this to say:

I also want to open a cat cafeteria and earn money from cats and cats.