After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

【Shock! In Huicheng, justice fell from the sky and Miaomiao helped the auxiliary police arrest the street bag thief! 】

Under the title of shock body, it is a roadside surveillance video that is not high-definition enough but can also understand what happened at that time.

I saw a pedestrian street in the video, a man in a black cap ran in front, and an auxiliary policeman chased behind. Just as the black-clothed peaked cap gradually opened the distance from the auxiliary police by virtue of his running talent, and could soon escape without a trace, a black shadow flashed by the surveillance video camera, and the next second, the black-clothed peaked cap was on the neck. One more cat.

This cat that jumped from the wall and jumped straight down didn't panic when it ran to a stranger, and even gave a black cap to a hug first. The cat kicked the head and kicked it, and "subdued" the black cap on the spot.

At the end of the video, the blogger who posted the video wickedly used a red line to circle the confused and shocked expressions of the auxiliary police and passers-by, and then the right side of the video borrowed from the early years of Hong Kong The shocking body typed four words: justice from heaven!

"Like first and then see life is brilliant, by the way, hahahaha the title has that taste [bad smile.jpg][bad smile.jpg]"

"Reality and reality are more **** than a **** drama. This thief probably offended this cat in his previous life."

"Who is it! Who took me at this moment into the video! [dog head.jpg][dog head.jpg]"

"Auxiliary policeman with the same shock face 2333333"

“Passers-by have the same shocked face [shocked to the point of dropping his jaw.jpg]”

"Yysy, am I the only one who is curious about how this cat of justice in the video looks like the black cat sheriff in Jiangcheng?"

"Oh yes, you are the only abbreviation who thinks so, the milk cat in black and white is not too much, okay? Ok? [Go away.jpg]"

"I also think that if the blogger hadn't said that this happened in Huicheng, I would have thought it was another short video of the black cat sheriff."

"Some people don't want to be too hostile, okay? People just think it's like saying what's wrong?"

The follow-up quickly developed into a group of uncompromising comment areas, and many netizens who were too noisy left after watching the video. There are also many netizens who love to eat all kinds of melons. They move stools and sit in rows. From time to time, they also put on the first floor to sell melon seeds, peanut beer and soda, which makes the netizens who are scolding passionately speechless, as if they have become the monkeys being watched. .

So people quit the scolding battle one after another, and the heat gradually dissipated.

The news of a trip to a distant place with the master.

Therefore, more and more netizens believe that the black and white cat in the video is very likely to be the black cat sheriff who travels with the owner.

If it is true, then the so-called "coincidence" in the surveillance video is worthy of doubt and thought.

No matter how the human beings in the Aisi (brain) test (replenishment) reason, Gu Suli takes time out every day to go out for a walk.

Unlike Jiangcheng, the stray cats and dogs in Huicheng are chaotic and entangled, and there is no clear boundary like Jiangcheng.

While passing an alley one day, Gu Suri met a stray cat that was chased by a group of dogs and chased to a tree, so the dogs did not give up and grinned. He barked wildly at the top, and climbed up on the tree pole with his front paws, as if he wanted to climb up and kill the cat.

On the other hand, the cat on the tree should be very embarrassed and frightened, but on the contrary.

"Slightly, come and bite me, stupid dog~" The yellow-haired cat shook his head at the dog below, and that was not enough.

For a while, a group of dogs danced, sang and danced, and the scene was very funny.

Inadvertently acted as Gu Suri who was watching the crowd: "..."

If it weren't for the fact that you were obviously a cat, I would have suspected that you were a real dog.

, I don't know if I want to plan the tree down or bite it off. Anyway, the idea is good, don't think about it next time.

After a lot of tossing, a few dogs had the upper hand, but they were the only ones injured in the end.

—The one who planed the ground tore his nails over, and the one who bit the tree rod tore the corners of his mouth.

Maybe it was the pain that made them finally wake up from the furious state stimulated by the yellow-haired cat deliberately fishing and playing, and finally barked at the cat on the tree with a few cruel words that the cat could not understand , and then ran away with his tail tucked.

"Hey, earth cat, where did you come from, meow?" The funny silly dogs all ran away, and the yellow-haired cat turned to look at Gu Suri, who was sitting on the fence watching the fun.

Being called a cat by a cat, Gu Suri was a little speechless and looked up and down: "Aren't you a yellow cat too?"

Who would have thought that the yellow-haired cat, who was reckless and playful in the face of several dog gang fights, immediately blew up, straightened his four legs with a brush, widened his eyes and shouted angrily: "Who is this? Yellow cat? Who is the yellow cat! Bump, I am the golden gradient! The golden gradient! Do you understand meow!"

Gu Suli stared at it silently, after a while, with a light "oh" sound, she stood up and turned to leave.

What? I'm dumb, meow? How could I be a yellow-haired cat? Obviously this is called gold! Golden meow!"

Golden gradation is a type of British shorthair cat, with a typical flat round face and a plump body and tail, but the yellow-haired cat in front of me, the color is probably a little bit The meaning of the gradient from yellow to white, what about a round face? What about small ears? The most important thing is that the hair on this cat is not short, and the tail even has the meaning of a long-haired cat, with a few strands of long hair fluttering in the wind on the tip of the tail.

It's all like this, Gu Suli really has no way to admit the blood of the other party's "Golden Gradient".

This is obviously a stray cat that failed to cross/cross.

But this cat is really annoying the cat, Gu Suli didn't say a word, it kept chasing Gu Suli's side, chirping, quacking, meowing crookedly, as if he had to convince him to agree give up.

Gu Suli couldn't take it anymore, she simply closed one eye and nodded and said perfunctorily: "I know, I know you are a golden gradient."

The yellow-haired cat chased after him, twisted its neck and looked at him for a while, then suddenly snorted and said, "You lied, you didn't believe me!"

Gu Suri: "..."

Believe it or not I hit you!

Bought a small bag of cat food by the way.

The cashier in the convenience store is very rare, busy taking pictures while collecting money and looking for money.

Gu Suri didn't care either.

—The way he is used to being photographed in this way proves that this is a cat that is often entrusted by the owner.

The yellow-haired cat was still waiting outside, it did not dare to come in, it was quite puzzled to see the black and white cat entering the convenience store on its own, and even began to wonder if this guy was raised by the convenience store’s owner s cat?

However, the yellow-haired cat was shocked when he saw Gu Suli come out with a load.

"You, you, you, you stole something!"

In fact, it wants to say you robbed? But thinking about this guy's physique, it's impossible to single out a human being.

You can steal things. Now that human beings have all kinds of anti-theft means, it is not easy to achieve! Meow!

Gu Suli gave it a glance, looked left and right with the food in her mouth, determined the direction and moved on, ready to find a quiet place to eat.

"I didn't steal it, I bought it. Didn't you see me carrying a bag?"

The yellow-haired cat's attention turned to the ugly bag on the black and white cat.

It has lived with humans for a period of time, and its brain is also smarter, knowing that money is needed to buy things.

So, there's money in there?

This made the yellow-haired cat start to tremble violently.

Before, he always thought he was the smartest cat in the world, but he was implicated by his blood.

When it grows up a little and can see the appearance problem, its owner begins to be suspicious.

The difference in life makes the yellow-haired cat more and more cynical, and often uses its own cleverness to play with other cats, cats and dogs, as if playing other stray animals as monkeys can make it Get back your superiority.

However, today it encountered another thing in the cat's life that made it shocking.

—It's probably not the smartest cat in the world!

Ooooooooooooooo!

Gu Suli turned her head and glanced at the yellow-haired cat strangely.

Poor?

Are you hungry?

Gu Suli hesitated for a moment, and when the yellow-haired cat followed him to the corner of a small secluded park, he finally made a sound and invited the other party to have lunch together, "I can share with you. A little cat food, but there is not much in total, you will definitely not be full if you eat it separately, you are not allowed to rob me any more."

As for the whole wheat bread used as a cover, Gu Suri himself can eat a little bit, but he doesn't know if this stubborn donkey is willing to eat it.

The yellow-haired cat not only eats whole wheat bread, but also eats it deliciously. While eating, I recalled to Gu Suli at the beginning: "When I was still at home, my master always told me , A precious cat like me should eat the purest imported cat food! Aiya, meow, that cat food is delicious, and it's all meaty!"

Having a mouthful of dry bread, the yellow-haired cat raised its beard and his eyes were shining: "But I'm not used to him. I eat half of the most expensive cat food and throw away half of it!"

The boss of the thing, every time the owner scolds the boss, he will be in a good mood, hug me and kiss me, saying that I am a natural noble cat!"

I don't care about the black and white cat next to me pursing its ears and didn't respond at all, the yellow-haired cat patted Gu Suri with its paws, "Hey, hey, earth cat, you know what? When I was young, my master said that when I grow up, I want to have cubs with the most beautiful and pure noble cat in his cat pet group. Expensive meow~”

After finishing speaking, it raised its head proudly, as if it had become the glittering appearance that its owner once described.

But why does Gu Suli feel that the more she listens, the more wrong it is?

Seeing the yellow-haired cat's proud tail standing up, Gu Suri endured it, and finally swallowed the doubts.

Forget it, anyway, the yellow-haired cat has been kicked out by its owner anyway, and will never have the chance to see its owner again in the future. Let it cherish such a beautiful fantasy.

Kakaka finished eating half of his cat food, Gu Suri squatted beside him, licked his paws, washed his face and wiped his mouth, and when the yellow-haired cat also finished eating, he also took care of it again himself, stood up and said to it, "I'm going back."

After confirming the direction, I walked leisurely.

The yellow-haired cat said it happily, as if the hunger, cold and pain she had suffered since she was wandering had disappeared. This makes it feel very comfortable. After all, it is just a cat. Follow the feeling. This black and white cat makes it comfortable, and it will naturally follow.

After three or two mouthfuls, he finished the last cat food—in fact, he was reluctant to finish it in one breath, and wanted to taste the taste of fresh cat food.

"Wait for me meow, my name is woo, what is your name? I think we are the smartest cats in the world, other cats and dogs are stupid meow, you see , would you like to be my friend meow?"

Gu Suri: "..."

Thanks, didn't want to.

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