After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

In any case, the most important thing now is to fill the belly.

Following the big orange cat for a few streets and drilling a few alleys, Gu Suli realized that the so-called "eating" of the big orange cat is to find a feeding point for good-hearted people in the community.

"Oh, meow, you shouldn't stop to see the little she-cat!"

The big orange cat said angrily, and rushed into the crowded stray cat group to fight for the little cat food on the plate.

Gu Suri stood outside dumbfounded. He could neither accept cat food immediately nor convince himself to fight with a group of cats, just to grab cat food with a complex smell.

The big orange cat relied on its size and grabbed the perfect position to bury its head and eat wildly. Other cats that were squeezed away either cursed or moved their claws.

"You're a mother-in-law, dare to fight labor!"

"You spoon! I didn't step on you!"

"What are you looking at?"

"Just look at you!"

"Look again? Fuck you sir!"

"Turtle goose, dare to rob me."

"I just want to lick it, really, not grab it."

It was such a stupefied effort, and he didn't need to worry about it, because the cat food had been robbed by the cats.

More than 20 stray cats came cursing, and then left cursing, leaving only three or two kittens to rummage around, hoping to get out of the corners One or two cat food to eat.

The big orange cat also got into a fight with someone, and now trotted over with its tail upside down, looked up and down, and said to him with hatred: "You are so stupid? You used to know how to sneak Why don't you just stand outside and not come in this time?"

Gu Suri had nothing to say, so he could only say: "I haven't reacted yet, it's gone."

The big orange cat licked its paws and rolled his eyes at him: "Nonsense, of course everyone will grab the food when they see it. After all, there are not many opportunities to eat free food like this."

The big orange cat doesn't care whether Gu Suli eats it or not, anyway, he has almost eaten himself, and of course he should go to bed if he is not hungry.

The sun is so good today, it is perfect for sleeping.

The big orange cat walked forward familiarly: "Come on, are you going to sleep by my fish pond?"

Fish pond? A cat's fish pond?

Gu Suli suspected that she was starving, but when she heard the word fish, she couldn't help but follow, and finally came to a carp pond in a park.

This park is different from the park where Gu Suli took a bath in the morning. This is a big park with mountains, water, trees, pavilions and winding paths and flowers.

It was noon now, and the location of the lake was relatively remote, and there were no people nearby. When the big orange cat arrived at the carp pond, he found a lake view stone and lay down, squinting his eyes. Watch the fish swimming in the pool.

Gu Suri looked around and saw a sign standing beside the pool with the words "Wishing Pool" written on it. Then he probed into the bottom of the water and saw a lot of coins.

The wishing pond can also be called the release pond. In many parks, there is a tradition of releasing animals and making wishes.

Looking at the school of fish swimming in the water, there are crucian carp, carp and even grass carp and silver carp, and there are lazy turtles in the corners and corners. It seems that someone here has also released them.

Seeing the fish, Gu Suri felt a lot of saliva secreted from her mouth, and her already hungry stomach was like a fire.

The big orange cat next to him is still muttering: "Ah fish, fish, jump up! My lovely fish!"

Gu Suri endured and endured, and finally couldn't help but secretly ask: "So many fish, don't you eat?"

I want to ask, are these fish edible? If he jumped down to catch a fish, would he be chased three streets by the park ranger?

The big orange cat didn't know what Gu Suli was thinking, but thought the cat was so stupid that it couldn't even open its eyes to look at him: "Nonsense! The fish are in the water, don't you think? Can you jump down and catch them?!"

Gu Suri's eyes lit up and asked again, "If we get caught, will we be beaten?"

The big orange cat rolled, all fours turned upside down, ready to sleep, and said lazily and unconcernedly: "No, you go."

With a bit of sarcasm.

After a while, when the big orange cat was drowsy and about to fall into a sweet dream, he heard a thud.

The big orange cat turned over and sat up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw the black and white cat swimming towards the shore on four legs with a fish that kept wagging its tail and struggling.

Big orange cat: "????"

Meow Meow Meow? Can cats really swim? Can you catch cunning fish in the water? !

It's just a lick of hair: "Big black! Big white! Black, black and white! White, black and black! You are too good, meow! I announce that you will be my official little brother in the future! Come, come, big brother to lick your hair!"

Gu Suli silently avoided the big orange cat's tongue-lashing behavior, turned her back and shook her hair first, not in a hurry to lick dry her hair, but buried her head madly eat.

At first, he wondered if he would vomit if he eats raw fish, but when he bites the fish and his teeth sink deep into the fish's body, Gu Suri's taste buds are only sweet and delicious.

Except for the head and internal organs of a fish, everything else was eaten up in a blink of an eye.

Feeling a little fullness in her stomach, Gu Suli licked her mouth and prepared to go into the water again.

For the first time, he was worried that the fish he caught would be dangerous, so he caught a three-fingered crucian carp.

The big orange cat was eaten up by Gu Suli before it had time to grab the food.

The big orange cat, who was originally very disappointed, saw Gu Suri actually going into the water, her yellow eyes immediately lit up again, and she surrounded Gu Suri like a chicken blood and acted coquettishly: "It's so big. Hei, remember to bring back a fish for my eldest brother! I just shared with you all the good places to eat. Before you were sick and dying, I took you out of the rain and brought you meat. Come back! You can't be an ungrateful bad cat wow meow!"

It's really terrible for a macho to act like a spoiled brat.

Gu Suli heard that the wet hair on her body was about to explode again, so she could only nod randomly and agree: "Don't worry, I will catch you."

The big orange cat was relieved, and watched Gu Suli re-launch with anticipation, while still shouting: "Big black, remember to catch the big one! Big brother will let you go!"

If it wasn't for the fact that he was really taken care of by the big orange cat after he became a stray cat, Gu Suli would be able to give him a paw just by saying that he wanted to be his big brother.

The last two cats ate and drank by the wishing pool, Gu Suli refused the big orange cat's wish to help lick her fur.

—The rejection was rude.

Gu Suri was embarrassed and declined at first, but after finding out that this set didn't work for the big orange cat at all, he could only raise his paw and scratch the other side a few times before it was stopped. Crazy to test the big orange who wants to **** the right to lick his hair.

Don't take him for a fool, even if it's the first time to be a cat, Gu Suli knows what it means to lick hair. No matter how downhearted he was, he wouldn't seriously consider such a big cat who was greedy and lustful, and who seemed to hold grudges, a little belly, and a little selfish as the boss.

Unable to be the boss, the big orange cat took a step back as a matter of course, and called Gu Suli a brother.

Gu Suli said vaguely: "Let's talk about it." But his eyes wandered on those coins. Catching fish to fill his stomach is not a long-term solution. Since he wants to continue to live, maybe he should also think about his future cat birth.

I vaguely remember that winter is the hardest for stray cats, and many cats die in winter because they can't find clean drinking water.

I don't know what the city is called, whether it will snow in winter, whether it is a first-tier city, second-tier, third-tier or a small county town. The original cat has only been carefully in the nearby one-acre area since birth. Alive, I didn't see any landmark building names along the way just now...

While passing by the big orange cat, Gu Suli gradually realized that this city is a remote town located in the southwest, with no special pillar industries and no special resources.

If I have to talk about the advantages, it is probably that there are mountains and waters, and the east is a famous national scenic spot. This small city called Jiangcheng also has a good wind. The car has won a lot of national construction support funds and improved urban construction.

—but they now live in the old city near the suburbs, and the big orange cat also told Gu Suli not to go to the new city, where it is said that stray cats and dogs will be caught there.

"Our old cat flower was caught in Xincheng District. According to the cat who escaped, the cat flower was eaten." Gu Suli shook her body, "The cat Will it still be eaten?" Doesn't it mean that cat meat is not delicious?

The big orange cat is not surprised: "Hey, human beings, what can't you eat?"

Gu Suri: "..."

It makes sense.

Catch a frog and sparrow for a tooth sacrifice."

Many people also choose to settle in this slow-paced southwestern town for retirement. In the story of the big orange cat, the owner of the beautiful white cat that I saw before is one of them.

Speaking of this, the big orange cat is very proud: "There are very few cats as knowledgeable as me now, and even the cat boss in this film has a lot of things to ask. I."

Gu Suli nodded to show she understood.

The big orange cat, who failed to get the expected adoration and praise, shook his ears uncomfortably, while licking his paws, his eyes kept squinting at the hard-living fish in the plastic bag next to him, while pretending to be Ask casually: "Brother Black, are you full? You can't eat that fish, right?"

The big orange cat thinks that he may have thought wrong before, his little friend is not sick and stupid, but smart, not only can swim and catch fish, but also catch fish Pack it in a plastic bag!

In this way, as long as you catch and eat fish every day and bring a few fish home, wouldn’t you be able to eat enough without running around all day?

The big orange cat's eyes narrowed slightly, as if he had seen the beautiful life of lying in the nest and eating fish at will until his belly was round.

Gu Suli stood up, shook her fur and stretched out, then grabbed the plastic bag and left: "Well, I'm going to give fish to people."

Pop!

Why give away? How can a cat give a fish away! Are you still a cat? !

The author has this to say:

Spoon means a fool, I don't know where the dialect is, but I often hear it in Xinjiang, and friends in the corresponding area can claim it in the comment area, haha.

The 10,000-character update is here. V will be updated the day before, and double updates will be planned after V. See you tomorrow~

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