After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

"Move 1 yuan, designated talent show 5 yuan, do not sell your body, please do not force. ps: In addition, we will also accept business such as mouse trapping, crevice fishing, and high-altitude operations."

After squatting on the ground and reading the words on the listing, the boy put on his glasses and thought for a while in a circle of onlookers, then took out his wallet and pulled out a five yuan , made a serious request to the black and white cat in front of him: "I want to see you dance a swan dance."

"Pfft!" The companion standing by the side with the packaged milk tea laughed, exaggeratedly laughing to the point of leaning back and forth: "No, boss! You are really immoral! How can a cat dance the swan dance? of!"

I didn't expect the boss to be so immoral, even the cat jokes.

Another companion who was using one hand to shoot with his phone in his pants pocket also laughed, and said a little bit of yin and yang: "Zhang Jun, it's only five dollars, and cats also have cat rights, so you can't deliberately play tricks when you say people are cats. Let's play, I've filmed it here."

I looked around at the more and more onlookers, and sneered: "There are still so many people watching, can you be more aggressive?"

Little did he know that he was going to give it, the cat made a gesture of refusal as soon as he raised his paw.

All the onlookers, including Zhang Jun, were stunned. The man who took the picture with his mobile phone also laughed and said that the cat felt humiliated by him and refused to ask for his money. Zhang Jun himself also had this conjecture, and his face was not very good-looking.

However, the black and white cat stood up again, shook its fur, and then propped up its front paws, and the whole cat stood up. The legs also crossed and jumped two steps to the left and two steps to the right, and then jumped up again, making a tight, oblique leg lift in the air.

The key is that the black and white cat's head is quite emotional.

Audience: "......"

Gu Suri, who was trying to restrain her embarrassment to the point of numbness on her scalp: "..."

Hold on! This is a great opportunity to open up the 5 yuan market! Hold up the cat! Cats are not embarrassed!

Zhang Jun's glasses slid down, opened his mouth, and spit out a sentence: "Wow, I really know."

He really didn't expect cats to be so versatile, sacks and cats are so introverted? !

The clock is easy to set up and arch the fire.

However, I never imagined that a cat can really dance a little swan.

Gu Suri didn't care what the young people thought or thought, he jumped two more laps with the concept of a conscientious businessman, consciously perfunctory and passed the test, so he confidently stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Jun's hand He turned around and threw it back into his own basin, then returned to the back of the basin, squatted with his hind legs and propped up his front paws, sitting with his head held high and his chest held high with pride.

Because only in this way can he not reveal his embarrassing mood at this moment!

The crowd of onlookers only reacted at this time. Some people covered their mouths and exclaimed, others applauded in shock, and some people saw the black and white cat's eyes light up.

"Maomao, me, me, me! I want to designate a talent show!" Someone quickly took out a ten-yuan bill and squeezed it in, squatting in front of the cat with eyes shining: "Can you give it to me? Do a street dance? After the dance, say 'Yeah'!"

This is two designated talents.

The others laughed.

"Forget the street dance, what the **** is Beyer!"

"Boy! Isn't this embarrassing us?"

"Haha, the cat is not a human, you are a real dog!"

"This kid's evil deeds are simply appalling! Hmph, take a picture and take a picture, we will take it as evidence in court!"

"By the way, this one seems to be the working meow that has been very popular these days. It was also robbed. Later, I actually went to the police station. I just don't know if the robber has been found."

"Hahahaha, Xiong Kai, be careful! Sheriff Black Cat will really go to court to sue you!"

"Maomao, have you caught all the fish in Zijin Park and can only come out to make a living?"

When she chose today's stall location at the gate of Jiangcheng's only normal university, Gu Suri expected this lively scene to be surrounded by many people.

I am not afraid of being too lively, I am afraid that no one will care.

Noisy sounds are not very friendly to cat ears, but fortunately Gu Suli is not a real cat, and shaking the tip of his ears quickly mastered the little skill of ignoring the background sound, facing the front " The customer who placed an order kindly stood up and cupped his hands, took two steps back, thought for a while, and then began to dance.

Thanks to the blessing of being "ordinary" in my previous life, I also took many talent training courses when I was a child. It is worth PS that these courses are all the WeChat of the mother scanning WeChat in the street to receive gifts The free trial class that the group grabbed. Probably all parents have the heart to hope that their children will become dragons and their daughters will become phoenixes. Regardless of whether they are dragons and phoenixes, as long as their family's financial conditions are barely allowed, they are very keen to send their children to learn this and that.

Just like Gu Suri, from kindergarten to the end of high school, he has experienced math Olympiad, abacus and mental arithmetic, piano lessons, violin lessons, painting lessons, taekwondo, sanda classes, hip-hop classes, etc. for as many as twenty Such a training class course to try.

Of course, because he is ordinary, so these courses either have no end as soon as the trial class is over, or they can barely finish after half a year.

I didn't expect that the experience gained in those years would still be useful now.

Although the black and white cat can only dance in a shape that can make people distinguish the dance, it also interrupted two performances in the middle because the two hind legs alone could not maintain balance. Finally, it ended with a big whirlwind with four claws on its back. By this time, Cat Mao hadn't forgotten the "Biya" talent-designated performance, and when he got up, he stood on three claws with his right front paw and lifted it to the top of his head.

The guest who designated the talent show took a closer look and smirked to the point of kneeling: "Oh, good, only two nails popped out, it's really Beyer."

Gu Suri calmed down for a while, stepped forward and clenched his fists at the guest, then happily took the money from the other party's hand.

Look at it, very good, today has more than 30 yuan of income! Keep going!

The onlookers were a group of young people who went to college. They had a very open consumption concept and excellent receptivity. Even if there was a cat in front of them, they didn't have any bad thoughts. It is to give sincere and well-intentioned affirmation, applaud and praise, and then waving banknotes to line up attentively.

In almost half an hour, Jiangcheng Normal University's forums, class groups, fellow villagers, game groups, friend groups, and even dormitory groups have been screened by part-time workers at the school gate.

A little later, Jiangcheng's intra-city Weibo is also all about working meow.

Jiangcheng netizens affectionately call this hardworking and earning cat the "Black Cat Sheriff", because it is similar to the protagonist in the cartoon "Black Cat Sheriff", a childhood memory of the post-80s generation. It has a cat-like coat color, and it was reported to the police station because it was only reported yesterday.

[The most liked comment under the most popular Weibo]

"Who said that the black cat sheriff went to the police, let's just say, will the sheriff just go out of the field to clock in and get off work? [dog head][dog head][dog head]"

"It makes sense"

"That makes sense +1"

"It makes sense +10001"

"It makes sense +10086"

"It makes sense + siren"

"Something seems to be mixed in [funny][funny]"

"Bah! Upstairs! You have been arrested for breaking the formation, you have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be used as your testimony in court [dog head] [dog head] "

“Uncle the policeman, it’s him! [pointing at him] It’s him who is pretending to be a policeman and blatantly tying people up and selling them! [Justice Lingran’s Cat.jpg]”

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Netizens who are not in Jiangcheng on the Internet can only eat melons, but in Jiangcheng, and in Jiangcheng Normal University, the netizens go straight to the school gate in twos and threes, just like the Chinese New Year.

Soon, the black cat sheriff Gu Suli was surrounded by a wall of people. Fortunately, the young people are very polite. Zhang Jun and others, who have just started to consume, help maintain order on their own, so as not to let everyone jump forward and trample the cat.

Gu Suri felt that it was hard to breathe, but fortunately, the guests in the back watched the excitement for a while, and knew that the cat's previous performances were exhausting, so when it was his turn, it was simpler Talent performances such as "handshake", "rolling", "sing meow meow song", "shake ear magic" and so on.

The onlookers can laugh at everything they see, watch the show, watch their ears shake, watch the black-and-white cat earnestly give people change, and when they see the black-and-white cat and cat pulling out a The girl who was just squatting in front of him waiting for a talent show lit up when she put the large bills in a plastic bag and took out a cute and small colorful woven wallet from her bag. The kind of two ropes.

"Maomao, this satchel is for you. It has a zipper and is not transparent. You don't have to worry about your money being seen by bad people when you carry it on the road! It's very safe!"

The girl was enthusiastic about selling, and at the same time, she also helped to shorten the knot of the rope to the point where it was just right to hang around the cat's neck.

The black and white cat, who was openly pretending to be money, moved for a while, and the audience laughed.

"Can you really understand us?"

"What's strange, my grandfather's cat can understand it, and he will help cover the quilt and get the slippers."

"Haha, won't your grandpa's cat faint from the slippers?"

"My neighbor's cat is also very smart. During the winter vacation, it eats the canned food I feed and even catches birds for me."

Probably because there are so many novel things on the Internet, young people accept all kinds of bizarre behaviors of animals well.

Gu Suli hesitated for a while, then leaned forward and carefully looked at the small bag. The girl also held back her laughter and showed the various details and advantages of the bag, like a salesman trying to sell products, except that the object she wanted to sell was a cat.

Don't say, I'm a little nervous about being scrutinized by Party A's father.

The author has this to say:

Gu Suri: I am a versatile cat [guilt.jpg]

PS: If you think this article is okay, can you ask for a favorite? There are also many concluding articles in the column, and there are too many romances between the male lead and the female lead~

About the update issue, V updated the day before yesterday, don't dare to wave, I will try to update more after V, thank you for your love to Gu Maomao [Bi Xin]