After I Dressed As a Stray Cat

I deeply feel the oil of my friends, the oil is too much for the lard tank, it really makes the cat unbearable.

So after sharing cat food with the stray cats who helped before, Gu Suli left alone with her plastic bag in her mouth.

The big orange cat was busy robbing other cats for food, and didn't raise his head to glance at the back of his leaving.

Every day as a cat, Gu Suli will have a new summary of experience. For example, today, he summed up two points:

Second, you have to find a way to get yourself a collar to disguise yourself as a cat with an owner. It is best to have something on the collar that can be misunderstood as miniature photography equipment.

You can only take a chance on things like collars to see if you can pick them up, because he has seen them before, and they are not sold in Tongji supermarkets.

I don't know what's wrong. I just crossed the earth half an hour ago, and I turned around and met the white cat who came back from a walk.

Gu Suri, who was worrying about where he should go to dig through the garbage all the way: "..."

Although he has furry as a cover now, he still can't resist the shame of being a human being.

How can Gu Suri, who has not yet suffered from social bullying, still remember the question that was wandering in his heart. The first time he saw the white cat, he subconsciously turned his head and wanted to find a place to hide.

However, this time the white cat took the initiative to speak up, so that the two cats who had met three times by chance had the first positive dialogue, "I heard that today a black and white cat hired more than a dozen cats to fight Man, is that cat you meow?"

Gu Suri, who had just stabbed her neck and tried to hide her head and pretended not to see the cat, froze, she could only dryly pull out a "smiley face" with a beard and a corner of her mouth, trying her best to nod her head calmly: " Yes, that person is a bad guy, who stole my money and sold dummies to harm others, and has now been arrested by the human police."

It is impossible to beat someone for no reason. He is a good citizen who abides by the law and becomes a cat.

The white cat gave a "meow", and her green eyes were full of curiosity about Gu Suli: "Meow, will you still make money yourself?"

Just now when she followed the owner to the nearby leisure square for a walk, she heard someone talking about a reporting cat, a working cat, and later heard from other cats that there is a cat that is very strange, and it can If you understand human words, you can still earn money from humans, and you can even go to human supermarkets to buy food yourself.

All this is shocking news for cats, Gu Suli doesn't know, now he is a news cat in the cat and dog group, even the stray dogs in the next block talking about him.

Faced with such a "big cat", Rao is also curious about the white cats who disdain to interact with the group of rogue cats outside. On the way back, he happened to meet Gu Suri, and he couldn't help it Rarely opened his mouth.

Being watched intently by such a big beautiful cat, Gu Suli was a little nervous, but at least that embarrassing feeling that she wanted to fly to the sky was suppressed, her brain resumed operation, and her eyes couldn't help falling. On to the pretty pink collar with bow on the neck of the white cat: "Forget it, today is just the first day to try."

The distinctive black and white stray cat has a good impression, paced closer, and continued to meow and ask: "Did you think of a way to make money yourself? I heard that you can still understand human words, and you learned from the owner before you wandered. Meow?"

If yes, this black and white cat is too smart, because she has lived with the owner for so many years, and can only understand some simple life language. In this way, she was praised for being smart by her master and her friends and neighbors.

Gu Suri didn't know how to answer this question, said self-taught? That would be a bit cheeky. If not, who did he learn from?

What should I do if I have a question that I cannot answer? The experience of being a human tells him that the best way to change the topic at this time is to take control of the conversation, so Gu Suri did not answer one by one, but said vaguely: "I just like to think, you follow your master. How long have you been around? Take the liberty to ask, do you occasionally feel that you are different from other cats?"

What he wanted to talk about was whether the other person was once a person.

In the white cat's understanding, the black and white cat also heard from other cats that she is very strange and refuses to have cubs with other cats.

This silenced her for a while.

But looking up at the pure and pure eyes of the black and white cat, the white cat clearly knew that the other party asked this question, and there was no other intention to offend her.

So after a moment of silence, when Gu Suli thought that this sudden conversation was about to end abruptly, the white cat lowered his head, and there was an undisguised loss in Meow's tone: "Maybe for other Cat-wise, I'm an odd cat, but I just don't want to meow like other cats and don't like to meow like that."

Any cat would do, just give birth to a litter of cubs, raise them perfunctorily, and then leave without any hesitation. After that, it keeps repeating until the body is worn down, until the end of life.

When the white cat is lying on the fence, he always thinks, thinks about the meaning of his cat life, and also thinks about what he wants and does not want, what needs to be compromised and what needs to be insisted on.

In this way, she has some common hobbies with the black and white cat in front of her, that is, she likes to think.

Of course, this hobby seems to other cats to be another pointless ill that should be laughed at.

Similarly, the persistence of independent thinking like this made Gu Suri moved, let go of his concerns, he stepped forward and stood two steps away from the white cat to comfort the other party as much as possible: "No , you're not weird at all, who said cats have to be like other cats? Cats should also have what they like and dislike, what they want and what they don't want. No one can rule it out, right?"

I often feel lonely because of being different, and occasionally fall into self-doubt close.

She thought that she should be friends with this cat, so the white cat's green eyes revealed a smile: "Yes, we are just a little special. Can we officially meet? You Okay, my name is Axue."

Although the other party is not as human as he expected, but Gu Suli is still very happy to know such a different cat, so he happily raises his right paw, "Of course Okay, hello Axue, my name is Gu Suri."

Axue looked at his outstretched claws in amazement, Gu Suli said: "Let us know each other with human etiquette and respect our special."

A Xue smiled, her round eyes were slightly curved, she tilted her head and recalled the way humans shook hands, and she also raised her right paw like a black and white cat: "Ancient, tree, pear, respect our special."

The two claws touched in the air, and they tacitly swayed up and down against each other's flesh pads like a human handshake, which was really decent.

After holding their paws, the two cats couldn't help laughing together again.

"Your name is so special." A Xue said to Gu Suli gently. Somehow, Gu Suli felt that her furry face was a little burning, "It's a bit complicated, you can also call me Ali."

For cats, the standard pronunciation of the three words "Gu Suli" is indeed a bit embarrassing for cats.

Flipping the meat pad, Axue looked down at the paw she had touched with the other party just now, raised her head and said softly, "Ali."

Gu Suli turned her head to look at the tip of her tail uncomfortably.

Why, why is the atmosphere a bit weird?

Fortunately, the master Xu, who was walking behind A Xue, arrived soon after. Seeing that his A Xue and another strange cat seemed to be chatting from a distance, Uncle Xu was a little happy, and he smiled and said hello before anyone arrived: "A Xue, is this your new friend? Do you want to invite him to us? play at home?"

Axue was brought by Uncle Xu's granddaughter to accompany him specially. After raising him for three years, no matter how slow Uncle Xu was, he found that his Axue was a little special.

Other female cats will start to qing when they are six months old. At that time, Uncle Xu thought about not sterilizing A Xue first, and waiting for A Xue to give birth to two litters of lovely cubs. After meeting Axue's wish to be a mother, it depends on the situation.

However, Uncle Xu even ordered the cat delivery room online in advance to buy it back, but his own Axue has never posted any signs of qing.

Well, some cats do marry later and have children later.

But seven months, eight months, one year, two years...

Axue is now three years and five months old, and she still has no idea of ​​becoming a mother. Uncle Xu was worried that his cat had some congenital deficiencies, so he took him to check it. The doctor said that everything was normal. The reason why he didn't send qing was because the cat didn't want to be a mother.

Uncle Xu: "..."

Uncle Xu, who is open-minded by nature, quickly accepted the difference between his cat and daughter.

But he hasn't known a cat friend for more than three years, which makes him very worried.

There is a lonely cat daughter at home. The old father is very worried. For a while, he is afraid that the cat daughter will be lonely and lonely.

Therefore, a vicious circle gradually formed, that is, Uncle Xu was worried that A Xue would go out with a cat. He also has to call, and he can be relieved when he gets a response.

In a word, Uncle Xu finally sees that the cat daughter seems to have made a cat friend. He really can't wait to take the black and white cat home and entertain him. He is eager to help the cat daughter deepen friendship with new friends.

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