After 800 Years, I’ve Become The Taboo Lifeform

  Chapter 93 Want to see Han Tianjiao? Get in line first! (5000 words for subscription)

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  The Yaozu woman covered her mouth and smiled deliberately:

   "Since you walked out of the million-dollar mountain, you have beaten the invincible opponents of the human race. It is normal for people to feel happy when they are happy, and want to laugh..."

  Li Muzhen twisted his nose:

   "No, this feeling is very strange. I obviously didn't think about anything, I just wanted to laugh..."

   said.

  The corners of his mouth could not help but rise slightly.

  The Yaozu woman couldn't help but coquettishly said:

   "I think you are trying to make fun of me, are you implying that my makeup today is not exquisite enough to make people laugh?"

  Li Muzhen looked at the monster woman.

  The mouth corners are getting bigger and bigger:

   "Well, it's possible... If you don't tell me, I haven't discovered that your makeup today is indeed different from the past!"

  The Yaozu woman covered her face pitifully:

   "I saw that you like weak human women, so I specially learned their makeup skills. If you think it's funny, I'll go wash it now!"

  Li Muzhen opened his mouth, and couldn't help but frown:

   "Ouch, I can't do it. When you say that, I really think that your appearance is ridiculous! Ouch, hahahahahahaha..."

  The face of the Yaozu woman turned black.

  However, Li Muzhen didn't care about her.

   Just laughed on the spot.

  He laughed and gasped and said:

   "Haha, it's so ridiculous. The more I look at your face, the more amusing I find it. It can't be done. I'm afraid I will laugh when I look at you in bed tonight... just turn around..."

"Hahahaha... My demon power, my demon power is actually disordered? Are you saying it's funny? How is this possible? I didn't activate the demon power, and it started to walk around by itself. It must be my hallucination, ouch, This is so much fun!"

  Li Muzhen laughed out loud.

  The Yaozu woman felt a little strange.

  She turned around and asked the two human maids behind her:

   "Do I really look that funny?"

  The two human maids shook their heads timidly:

   "No no no, it's not funny at all!"

  The Yaozu woman frowned and turned around.

  But saw that Li Muzhen was already leaning forward and backward with laughter.

  She got angry on the spot—

   "Good old locust tree, in order to cater to your preferences, my old lady pretends to be a maid, wears human dresses, and paints human makeup. You still want to make fun of them. The three hundred years of husband and wife have been for nothing, right?"

   As she spoke, she was going to pull Li Muzhen's ears.

   However, at this time.

  Li Muzhen's laughter became sharper.

   Immediately after.

   But hear a muffled bang!

  His head exploded in place.

  Blood and brains were scattered all over the floor.

   It also splashed all over the face of the monster girl!

   "Hahahahaha..."

  Li Muzhen's headless body was still leaning forward and backward, maintaining the previous laughing movement, and a muffled laughter was still coming from his stomach.

  The monster woman screamed in horror—

   "Stop laughing, Li Muzhen!"

   "You **** exploded your head laughing!"

  …

  Two hours later.

   Outside the Ironwood Fort, in a hidden cave, a Yaozu woman is carefully covering the mouth of a baby-like head with her hands.

  Below the head.

  But it is an adult body!

   "I haven't been injured this badly since I took shape three hundred years ago!"

  Li Muzhen's stomach made an unstoppable sound of anger.

  The monster girl gave him a blank look:

   "You can't laugh anymore, I suspect that someone secretly used the technique of disgusting you!"

  Li Muzhen snorted coldly:

   "Of course I know this! I just said, why do I want to laugh out loud for no reason, hehe, as expected..."

  He didn't finish his sentence.

  The head exploded again with a bang!

  The Yaozu woman exclaimed.

  The headless body under her hand began to change slowly.

   Finally turned into a skinny old locust tree!

  …

   "Damn, does that even count as 'hehe'?"

  Li Mu was really exasperated.

  He has traversed millions of mountains for many years, and he has never heard of such an evil art of aversion to victory!

  Smiling, the demon power in the body will be disordered!

  After two consecutive head explosions.

  His demon power was greatly affected.

   Even the human form can no longer be maintained!

  …

   "I think it's better for you to be like this!"

  The Yaozu woman said worriedly.

  Li Muzhen snorted coldly:

   "Do you need to say more? Now I reveal my true self and turn into a locust tree... A tree, can't you laugh?"

   However, the next breath.

  The Yaozu woman said nervously:

   "But I think the texture of your tree trunk looks a bit like your eyebrows and eyes are curved, as if you are still smiling..."

  Li Muzhen was furious:

   "What nonsense are you bastard!?"

   "I'm a tree now, how can a tree laugh?"

   "Trees can laugh? Whoops, this joke is so funny, I can't help it..."

  The Yaozu woman stared at Li Muzhen nervously.

fine.

  The curved lines on the old locust tree froze.

  The woman breathed a sigh of relief.

   She was about to say something.

   However, the next breath.

  A burst of loud laughter spread from the cave—

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

   "I can't help it! It's... It's so funny! I, I... How can anyone hold back the laughter!"

   "I just laughed for a while, hahahahahaha..."

boom!

  The sound of violent explosions came from the cave.

   One time.

  The cave collapsed.

  There are countless falling rocks.

   But even so.

  The magical laughter still spread far away from the countless stone gaps to the surface!

  …

  【Book of Ultimate Bliss: Li Muzhen couldn't stop laughing wildly, extreme joy begets sadness, his demon power is out of control, and his cultivation has dropped from the late stage of transformation to the middle stage of transformation!

  …

  After Li Muzhen turned into a locust tree, he still couldn’t stop laughing wildly, his joy gave rise to sorrow, his demon power was out of control, and his cultivation level fell from the middle stage of transformation to the early stage of transformation!

  …

  Li Muzhen's cultivation base keeps falling...

  …

  Li Muzhen escaped from the realm of the human race!

   Hereafter.

  He sealed himself in the depths of a demon emperor's tomb in Xuanyuan Mountain!

  …

   Extreme joy begets sorrow Duration: 7 days]

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  【Regional rumor board—

  …

  Li Muzhen escaped! (new)

  …

   Rumors in the market: Li Muzhen, a master of the monster tribe, encountered strong resistance from the castle owner Luo Bajiang when he challenged the Ironwood Fort. Less than half a day later, Li Muzhen was defeated and walked out of the Ironwood Fort, directly exiting the realm of the human race!

  …

  Passerby A, B, C, D: Master Luobao is amazing! 】

  …

  Lie in the Pingshan Pavilion.

  Wei Buyi put down the Bliss Book and let out a sigh of relief.

  It seems that this bliss book still has some merits!

   Without leaving home, you can make the enemy happy and sad!

   In the slightest, the cultivation level will drop, and in the worst case, it will die suddenly on the spot. It is simply a must-have artifact for home and travel!

certainly.

  The price of this thing is also very heavy.

   Wei Bujuan, who had just exited Tianlei's shampoo mode, was forced to feel the care and warmth of Brother Tianjie again.

   It was in the continuous thunder pillars of the God of Taiyi.

  He was beaten so badly that he could barely straighten his back!

   Right now, he just wants to know how long the karma generated by cursing Li Muzhen will last.

   As for the rumors in the market.

  The current lord of Ironwood Fort, Luo Bajiang, was mistakenly regarded as the hero who repelled Li Muzhen, and became a great hero of the human race.

  Wei Bujuan didn't care too much.

  He is now the pride of the human race.

   There is still a bit of a heart in this pattern.

   "It's just a false name... Luo Ba Jiang loves to do whatever he wants, just don't take the opportunity to mess around..."

  …

  However, Wei Butian thought so.

   Doesn't mean everyone else thinks so.

  In Ironwood Castle.

  The new castle master, Luo Bajiang, is pacing back and forth in his study, with a very anxious expression on his face!

   "Master, it is rumored that you repelled Li Muzhen. You have become a hero of our six kingdoms. Why are you uneasy?"

  A boy who looked like a book boy asked curiously.

  Luo Bajiang waved his hands anxiously:

   "You know what! Repel Li Muzhen? Do we have that ability?!"

  The book boy said silently:

"should not…"

   "Isn't that enough!?"

   Luo Ba Jiang sighed:

"I don't have that ability, but bear such a prestigious reputation, how can I afford it? How can Ironwood Castle afford it? Not to mention whether other sects will question me, what if the monster race comes next? "

  The book boy suddenly became nervous:

   "Then why don't you refute the rumor?"

   "How to provision?"

   Luo Bajiang sneered and said:

   "The human race managed to gain a little advantage in this confrontation between the monsters. Everyone is in high spirits. No matter how you try to refute the rumors, you will pour cold water on them, and there will be no good fruit!"

"Furthermore, if I tell the truth and tell everyone that Li Mu really retreated by himself, Tiemubao may become a monster spy in the eyes of other sects! Otherwise, why should other sects be beaten to death or wounded? How can we not only stay out of it, but also push it back?"

   "The world of cultivating immortals in the six countries knows each other well. Our Ironwood Fortress is not a big force, let alone me, the owner of the castle...cough cough cough..."

  He suddenly said nothing.

  The book boy was also silent.

  Both the master and the servant know what Luo Bajiang relies on for his superiority—Tiemubao is special in the cultivation world, because it is formed by the union of the four major cultivation families of Luo, Cao, Wei, and Ning.

   Among them, the Luo family is certainly a relatively large force.

  But Luo Bajiang relied on the support of the other three major families to become the castle owner.

   It is said that in the process.

  The other three surnames of the Patriarch's wife have blown a lot of rumors, which played a big role.

  Although after Luo Bajiang came to power, he quickly dealt with the gossip and rumors inside Ironwood Castle with a thunderbolt.

   But he knows his family affairs.

  Thirty years ago, he couldn't even compete for a dragon's energy. Thirty years later, relying on power and tactics to ascend to the position of castle master does not mean that his hard power has improved by leaps and bounds.

on the contrary.

   Luo Bajiang is very imaginary now!

  He wished that Tiemubao would hide behind Xiaoling Mountain (the number one sect in Puduuo) and never be noticed by the world!

  But who would have thought of this?

  …

   "No matter what, Li Muzhen retreated, at least avoiding the disaster of swordsmen..."

   Luo Bajiang settled down.

   After pondering for a moment.

  He suddenly said:

   "Notify the three masters that I'm going to Guanmiaotang!"

  Shutong has a worried look on his face:

   "Go to Guanmiaotang now, I'm afraid..."

  Roba Jiang waved his hand:

   "I've made up my mind, I just want to inform them that the heads of the family are also people who know the general situation, and they know what I'm going to do..."

   said.

  He strode out of the study.

   Walking towards an extremely remote and remote building in the depths of Ironwood Castle.

   Push open the thick door.

  There was the sound of an iron chain being pulled in front of him.

  Through the heavy restrictions.

  Luo Bajiang came to a narrow courtyard.

   There is a dry well in the middle of the yard.

  The edge of the well is covered with yellow leaves.

  An indifferent and ethereal female voice came from the dry well:

   "I knew that cousin, you would come to see me today."

   Luo Ba Jiang felt sore when he heard this:

   "Yangyang...I..."

  The female voice said calmly:

"Cousin don't have to blame yourself, this is for the prosperity of Ironwood Castle, and it's my own choice—Actually, I have all sorts of premonitions when I urinate, the woman who is chosen by this generation is probably me, but I don't know why. I'm not afraid, I'm just a little lonely... If I want to leave, you won't be able to take me away from the Tianjiao Arena more than 30 years ago..."

   Luo Bajiang sighed deeply.

   "Although you are in the well, Yangyang, you can see everything more clearly than anyone else. You also know the purpose of my visit today. Then who exactly did Li Muzhen retreat?"

  Yangyang laughed lightly and said:

   "Cousin, don't you know it in your heart? Among the six countries, who can repel the enemy of the monster race silently?"

  Luo Bajiang tentatively asked:

   "Han Tianjiao?"

  Yangyang let out an 'hmm' and stopped talking.

  Luo Bajiang circled the well several times.

   Then I made up my mind:

   "No, we can't take advantage of Han Tianjiao without knowing it! But if we rashly reveal Han Tianjiao's actions, I'm afraid that he will be upset!"

   "Looks like I have to go to Lying Pingshan and pay a visit to his old man!"

  Yangyang didn't reply.

   There was a low sound of wind in the dry well.

  Luo Bajiang showed a frightened expression upon hearing the sound.

  He turned around and walked out.

   until the gate of the yard.

  He suddenly asked:

   "If I ask Han Tianjiao, do you think he will help us solve the problem of this dry well?"

  In the dry well.

  Yangyang's voice came faintly:

   "Not to mention whether people are willing to help, cousin, can you really let go of the benefits brought by this dry well?"

   "If you were willing, why would you watch me being pushed into the well back then?"

   "In the final analysis, you are just a conscience and greed, trying to deceive yourself..."

  Luo Bajiang's scalp tingled after hearing this.

  He couldn't help but punched himself heavily on the chest a few times, and then quickly exited the yard.

   Swish, Swish!

   Countless restrictions have been closed.

   The yard.

  The sound of falling leaves rubbing and a woman's low laughter came faintly.

  …

  The day.

  Luo Bajiang left Tiemu Fort and headed straight for Lying Ping Mountain.

  He did a lot of homework along the way.

   I learned that there is a temple on Crescent Mountain.

  The Immortal Lie Ping worshiped in the temple is Han Tianjiao himself!

  So he bought a lot of livestock and incense with his bookboy entourage, and came to the foot of the lying flat mountain.

   It happened to be the fifteenth day.

  The number of people offering incense is also more.

  Luobajiang followed the flow of people up the stairs.

   Entered the gate of the temple.

   There is a kind-hearted governor who comes to lead the way.

  A round of worship is over.

  He also donated a lot of secular property.

  The governor is naturally grateful.

  Although Luo Bajiang is a cultivator, he doesn't look down on ordinary people.

  When he was offering incense before, he found out that this kind-hearted governor had stayed in this Immortal Temple for decades, so he should know everything about this place, and he might have dabbled in Lying Pingshan!

   Now.

  He asked politely:

   "I heard that Crescent Moon Mountain is only the second dojo of Immortal Liaoping, and the nearby Liaoping Mountain is the place where his old man settled down. Is this true?"

  The governor smiled and nodded:

   "This is true."

  Luo Bajiang was overjoyed, knowing that he had asked the right person, so he hurriedly asked:

   "I have very important matters, and I want to meet Immortal Lieping, do you have a way?"

  Unexpectedly, the governor replied a little seriously:

   "There are a lot of people who want to meet the Immortal Lien Ping, I'm afraid your Excellency will have to line up first!"

  Roba Jiang laughed loudly:

   "To tell you the truth, I am actually a cultivator, and my strength is already in the early stage of Yuanying! People like me, even if we meet the Immortal Lieping, we still have to line up?"

  The governor pondered:

   "I'm afraid I want it."

   Luo Bajiang said in surprise:

   "Who are those people in front of me?"

  The governor clasped his hands together:

   "Follow me, please."

  A group of people turned left and right in the mountains.

   Soon came to a quiet and cozy gazebo.

   This gazebo stands on the top of Crescent Mountain.

   It just happened to be able to overlook the scenery of Lying Pingshan.

  In the gazebo at the moment.

  Several people sat sparsely.

   Each of them doesn't look very eye-catching.

  …

   "It seems that it is not easy to meet this Han Tianjiao. These people should also be immortal cultivators. Even if they are not from such a powerful force as I am in Ironwood Castle, they must have some minor backgrounds!"

   "But it doesn't matter. Queuing is something that can be discussed. After a while, I will gain the reputation of Ironwood Castle, and I will give some magic treasures as compensation. Someone will be willing to let me jump in line, right?"

   Luo Bajiang secretly thought in his heart.

   However, at this time.

  He suddenly slapped his thigh.

   Pointing to the governor who took him up the mountain, he said:

   "I just said why do you look so familiar?!"

   "Could it be that your Excellency is Deng Yue, the true disciple of Hua Qingzong?"

   "You, you, why are you mingling among mortals? Still doing this kind of rough work?"

  The governor nodded with a smile.

   but did not answer his words.

  …

  The other side.

   Hear Luo Bajiang's voice.

  People in the gazebo turned their heads one after another.

  One of the old men still stared at him impatiently.

   "Another person in line? What kind of three-legged cats..."

  The beautiful woman sitting across from her looked at Luo Bajiang with a smile:

   "Hey, isn't this Xiao Luoluo? I heard that you have become the new lord of Ironwood Castle. My aunt has not had time to congratulate you!"

  Following the big man next to him, he snorted coldly:

   "This kid had bad eyesight before, did he want to jump in line?"

   As soon as you hear the word jump in line.

  The eyes of all the bosses present fell on Luo Bajiang.

   That moment.

  He seemed to be pierced by thousands of arrows!

  …

   "Old Man Mingsong from Dao Yimen! Fairy Guyue from Xiaoyuefang! Guan Qingyu from Juque Palace! Master Jinding from Liushamen..."

   Luo Bajiang was shocked inwardly, but his expression was numb!

   These people are all leaders of the nine sects!

  The strength is at least the late Yuanying stage.

   There are even pre-transformation gods!

  He came here in the early stage of Nascent Soul, who relied on his family's medical resources.

   Like a sheep.

   came to a group of tigers!

  I can only tremble!

  …

   "I met the seniors in the Luobajiang River. Although the seniors were joking, I always obey the rules. How could I jump in the queue?"

   Luo Bajiang wiped off his sweat.

   Then he asked with a smile on his face:

   "I must be ranked behind you! I just don't know how long you have been waiting, and how much time will it take before it is my turn?"

  Mingsong old man glanced at him.

   Said without saltiness:

   "Don't think about those who have or don't have it, let's wait in line for 30 years first, we old guys, we have been inseparable for 30 years!"

  Boom!

  The voice fell.

   Another thunderstorm fell on the lying flat mountain.

   Luo Bajiang looked dumbfounded.

  The Lonely Moon Fairy next to her smiled lightly and said:

   "Look at Luo Lei getting stronger and stronger. It seems that Han Tianjiao is full of energy today."

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  (end of this chapter)