Admiral, Hello

　　 Leaving his mother's room, Xiao Yuhang saw that it was almost noon. He turned on the phone to check his account balance, sighed and silently opened the door and planned to buy some food to come back, and feed Tirbitz at noon.

　　‘It seems that I have to take a few more power leveling orders, otherwise the girl in Beizhai is afraid that it’s not going to make me poor. . . He thought helplessly, touched his bleeding nose from staying up late to play singles the day before yesterday, and left home and walked towards the vegetable market.

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　　 When he got home, Xiao Yuhang found that Tirbitz had gotten up from the bed and was sitting in front of his computer watching something.

　　 "Bei Zhai, are you awake?" He greeted Tirbitz.

　　 "Admiral, I'm hungry, feed me a meal." Tirbitz turned his head and pointed to Xiao Yuhang.

　　 "The rice hasn't been cooked yet! What are you anxious for?" Xiao Yuhang gave Tirbitz angrily.

　　 "I'm hungry." Tirbitz turned his head and pointed to his mouth again.

　　 "I know, I know, you play the computer for a while, I will cook for you." Xiao Yuhang said to Tirbitz without looking back.

　　‘I’m speechless, how long has it been since I cook and cook myself? It seems that I haven't used my hands since I went to college, right? I don't know if my craft is unfamiliar. While thinking, he cut the potatoes and green peppers in his hands.

　　. . . . . .

　　 On the other side, Tirbitz is using his admiral’s Penguin to chat with a group of friends named ‘[Ship R] really (installed) cute exchange group’.

　　 Lazy poor dishes: "Raffle."

　　Jiqi sauce: "The draw of @懒穷菜 was successful! You won the 3116-minute forbidden set meal!"

　　Dead fish! lex race high! :"lottery."

　　Jiqi sauce: "@死鱼! lex 赛高! The draw was successful! You won a 1175-minute banned set meal!"

　　 Danyang: "Raffle draw."

　　Jiqi sauce: "@丹阳The draw was successful! Your draw is the 37-minute banned set meal!"

　　 Just when a group of sand sculpture friends were playing with the robots, Tirbitz greeted them with Xiao Yuhang's Penguin.

　　The sand sculpture sister chef of your group: "That...what are you talking about? What is the silence?"

　　 Seeing that no one answered, the sand sculpture group friends were still enjoying the lottery banning, so Tirbitz also tapped two words gently.

　　 Sister Li, the sand sculpture of your group: "Raffle."

　　Jiqi sauce: "@你群的沙雕丽姐厨, do you smoke you!"

　　 Sister Chef Li, the sand sculpture in your group: "What is this? Why are you all muted, I haven't?"

　　 Quincy-Flowers die with the wind: "@你群的沙雕黎姐厨, of course, because you are a green hat. Come on, take your green hat."

After 　　 finished speaking, he sent a "Bring a Green Hat". JPG sand sculpture map.

　　 Then the sand sculpture group friends reread a piece of green hat picture below.

　　 "Admiral, have you been green hat?" Tirbitz saw a row of green hat drawings painted by the sand sculpture group friends, and shouted back to the kitchen in surprise.

　　 "Huh? Why am I being green? I have been single for 23 years and I haven't even found a girlfriend. Who greens me?" Xiao Yuhang's voice came from the kitchen.

　　 "Really? But why do your group friends give you green hats?" Tirbitz continued to shout.

　　 "Wait, let me see." Xiao Yuhang hurriedly walked into his room. He wiped his hands on the apron twice before typing on the screen.

　　 Sister Chef Li from your group of sand sculptures: "Fuck, what are you doing? I didn't send it by myself just now, don't mess with the little girl!"

　　 Umejima-style Rodney Moe Xin. L: "Who is the one who is the one who is the dog?"

　　Cv-9: "Management! Call management! Come here and mute him!"

Brother 　　 Qiong (mixed with salted fish waiting to die): "It's a mouthful! It must be a mouthful! This is too damaging!"

　　 The magical magic conch: "Yes! It must be a mouthful! I haven't found a wife, so why does he have a wife? Funny. JPG."

　　 Sister Chef Li of the sand sculptures in your group: "Ahem, don't make trouble, my relationship with others has not yet reached that stage!"

　　 Xiao Yuhang had just finished typing this sentence, and the group suddenly became excited.

　　Vine Veneto: "Fuck! Where's the owner? Come out! Here is a wife who is acting like a wife! The owner is coming out! One hundred days, one hundred days! @卡约!"

　　 Qiong brother (mixed with salted fish waiting to die): "@卡约."

　　The magical conch: "@卡约."

　　 Then underneath is a row of repetitions of Aite group master Kayo.

　　Kayo: "Oh, hey? What's the matter? I just went to take care of my little nephew, why did I suddenly screen Aite me?"

Brother Qiong (mixed with salted fish waiting to die): "Master of the group, I will report! @你群的沙雕黎姐厨, this kind of wife is exposed in front of us! Your group members are now receiving 10,000 points of truth Hurt, don't you care? No matter what, we will leave the group!"

　　 "Withdraw from the group +1."

　　 "Withdraw from the group +2."

　　 "Withdraw from the group +3."

　　. . . . . .

After 　　 group owner Kayue flipped through the chat history, he couldn't help but feel a sense of playfulness in his heart. He said to Ai Te Xiao Yuhang.

　　Kayo: "Look at @你群的沙雕黎姐厨, now everyone is very excited, you have to make some compensation to everyone!"

　　 Sister Chef Li, the sand sculpture of your group: "What compensation?"

　　 Xiao Yuhang asked vigilantly. UU reading www.uukanshu.cóm

Cayo: "Well, we are not very demanding. How about you take a picture of your girlfriend? Don't worry, you don't need to show your face, you can just take a back view. Of course, if you take pictures of women's clothes yourself, it is not impossible. Funny. JPG."

　　The sand sculpture sister chef of your group: "Bullshit! Women's clothing is impossible! I will never know how to wear women's clothing in my life!"

　　Kayo: "Picture*3. JPG, look, isn’t this the photo of your women’s clothing? Last time you told us in person, I have a screenshot here as proof!"

　　 Xiao Yuhang was silent for a while, then slowly tapped on the keyboard.

　　 Sister Chef Li, the sand sculpture of your group: "Sorry, Master Gou, I have kept something from you for a long time."

　　Kayo: "What's the matter?"

　　Vine Veneto: "I like you!"

　　 Group notification: "Vine Veneto was silenced for 10 minutes by the keeper of your group’s Sand Sculpture Sister Li’s Kitchen."

　　 After Xiao Yuhang saw the troublemaker being silenced by himself, he then typed on the keyboard.

　　 Sister Chef Li, the sand sculpture in your group: "@卡约, in fact, the previous photos of women's clothing are all of my friends, not mine. So...you know. Funny. JPG."

　　Kayo: "Fuck! You are too much! We always thought it was you at a loss! No, you must see your wife today! To make up for your deceived brothers' feelings for so many years!"

　　 Xiao Yuhang thought for a while, it was really not good for him to fool the group of friends with his friends' photos of women's clothing for so long, so he typed and said.

　　 Sister Chef Li of your group of sand sculptures: "Okay, OK, you can shoot, but you can't show your face. After all, they are girls. Understand? And I made a small video to prove that I was not chatting with you before."

　　Kayo: "Yes, you can."