Acting as a Spy in the Zombie Clan

"Bai Suzhen under the Qingcheng Mountain, cultivated this body in the cave for thousands of years, ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A melodious singing voice kept repeating in Hou Tu's ears. It seemed that Hou Tu had a long dream. He woke up in a daze from his sleep and turned into a human body directly.

I was lying on a double bed, a small lamp shining a faint light, half-lit the small room, and in front of me was a palm-sized video camera that played repeatedly. The actor Xu Xian inside, even her It can be seen at a glance that it is a man disguised as a woman.

The bed was full of bandages, and the air was full of unpleasant potion smell. She was only wearing a white lace bra, but her lower body was not as long as her body. Her two feet were only the size of a child, and she looked tensely twisted.

"Um……"

Hou Tu groaned in pain, and then his legs grew quickly, smooth as if put on a layer of white stockings, and tentatively descended to the ground. Although it was a little strenuous, he could barely move.

Putting on a white shirt and wrapping herself tightly, an unknown TV series was playing noisily on the TV outside. From her perspective, she could only see a shriveled figure sitting dead on a chair. not moving at all.

"What are you afraid of? Why don't you dare to fight with the brigade commander?"

...

When I left the door, there was a small living room outside. The sofa was full of people, but they were all weird and motionless, as if they didn't even breathe. After a closer look, they found that they were zombies, and all of them wore playful bunny ears on their heads.

On the other hand, Liu Sanqian stared at the TV with interest. There was a cup of steaming green tea on the table, with a cigarette between his ears, and one leg on the coffee table. It was not like a steamy leg. Good people.

Suddenly, there was a "dang" sound, and the hot water bottle on the side was "chichi" hot, Liu Sanqian quickly took it over and poured it into the instant noodle bucket.

"Ho ho..."

The zombies noticed it and turned around. Liu Sanqian found her and smiled:

"Yeah, I can get to the ground so quickly. I thought it would take at least two days to grow up. I didn't expect it to be so fast. I will eat instant noodles and cook for you later."

"How long did I sleep?"

"It's not long, it's less than a week, and the head fully recovered on the third day. Later, I checked for you. There is nothing wrong with the size of all parts of the body..."

"..."

Houtu was silent for a long time, and for a while, he didn't know how to talk to this guy, and his eyebrows were twisted into a word "Chuan", which would cause wrinkles for ordinary people.

"You have also been awake several times in the past few days, but your consciousness is not very clear, and now it seems that you are completely awake."

Liu Sanqian smiled and said: "Your corpse clan is awesome. You can still survive after being chopped up. This is a residential area, the kind that was quickly demolished. The Fat Tou Tuo is gone, and the Thin Tou Tuo is gone. Death is alive, don't worry, he will never find it here."

"You saved me?"

"Otherwise, do you still count on those corpses?"

While eating instant noodles, Liu Sanqian said: "I also picked up a bargain. Fattou Tuo was beaten to death by you, otherwise I wouldn't necessarily fight him."

"why?"

Houtu asked with a puzzled look: "I really can't figure out why you saved me. Wouldn't it be better for you to be dead? If you can kill Fat Tou Tuo, you must be able to take the opportunity to escape. No one can. Stop you."

"Do you want to hear the truth or the lie?"

Liu Sanqian finished the instant noodles in a few mouthfuls, lit a cigarette and started smoking.

"Actually, the first time I saw you, I already liked you. I would like to ask you who is such a beautiful woman who doesn't like you. In truth, I don’t want you to die, but I said that you always don’t believe me. Scum man, scum man, who will not move your hands and feet when you are unconscious, and wear a bra for you, so I'm half **** at best."

"to be honest!"

"to be honest……"

Liu Sanqian put away his hippie smiling face, and said with a serious face: "To be honest, I don't want to mess with a corpse king. Of course it is best if you can be a backer. If you die, according to your statement, there will be a next corpse. Wang Lai took over your position, and through so many days of getting along, I also found that you are very kind in nature. To show you the new legend of the white lady is to change your three views subtly. This time, I saved you. , Don’t talk about reciprocity, at least you are more or less grateful, right?"

"..."

Hou Tu thoughtfully watched him silently, Liu Sanqian smiled and continued: "Besides, you didn't kill me before, and I won't be cruel to kill you. You and Zhulong are obviously not the same people. He is a lunatic, and you are more like a little girl, or that you are actually a victim."

"No, there is no victim in my eyes."

Houtu squinted his eyes and said, "Don’t think that a few words can change my mind. Human beings are just a group of advanced bugs. The collision between civilizations is not good or bad. If you humans are strong, the role will be It will be completely upside down, just like other species on your planet. Would you feel sad for pigs because you ate pork?"

"If you want to insist on saying this, I can't help it, but you have to be clear. Don't be so **** talking when people are in a disadvantaged situation."

Liu Sanqian shook the hook in his hand. It was the relic of Fat Toutuo. He only wore one. After all, this thing is not light.

"What do you mean, threaten me?"

"Where do I dare, you are the corpse king, I should save you."

Liu Sanqian yin and yang said strangely: "I'm not that stupid. After saving you and slaughtering you, then I'm not doing so hard, rest well, and wait for you to recover before riding in front of me. "

"After I recover, you can leave, I will personally send you out of the dark fog area..."

Hou Tu sighed suddenly: "It's not my character to know your kindness and not repay you. Don't you miss your wife? I promised to let you go. After letting you go, we will be separated. ."

"It's so good, you didn't blame me?"

Liu Sanqian was overjoyed and raised his eyebrows and said, "What about the bronze cauldron, you don't plan to find it?"

"If you want to really sense the copper cauldron, that would be great."

Houtu gave him a white look: "Eight out of the ten sentences in your mouth are false. These words are 100% used to fool me. You are an ordinary human being, how can you feel the copper cauldron?"

"Believe it or not, mine does have this ability, but it's not always available. It's not as evil as I said."

Liu Sanqian still panicked, guaranteeing that no matter if it falls into the hands of the corpse race or the monster race, it will have immortal value.

"After such a long period of time, the copper tripod should have been taken away by the monsters, and in the end it was still empty from the bamboo basket..."

Houtu shook her head quietly, but Liu Sanqian pushed her into the house: "Why do you want to do these things, you have the right to take a break for these two days, come out and travel with your boyfriend, and all work is gone. Stepping on a horse, all you have to do now is to lie down on the bed and watch the legend of the new white lady. After reading it, watch the third sister Liu. Those are all heroes of our old Liu family. You can take your time, this old man’s image Inside the machine are all classics."

"let go!"

Hou Tu pushed him away angrily. However, her strength was as weak as she had just given birth to a child. She could only let this guy push and eat her tofu on her waist dishonestly, instead of fanning him earlier. Seven or eight meters away.

"Snapped!"

Liu Sanqian was busy working outside alone. Houtu resisted the impulse and didn't run to peek at the door. After a while, he was attracted by the video camera until Liu Sanqian asked her to eat. She had to Let Liu Sanqian pause.

"How about it, at least it looks good!"

Liu Sanqian crossed his hips and smiled and said, "This means that the raw materials are a bit short. I will make you a meal later when I have a chance. It is definitely more delicious than these."

"not bad……"

Houtu ate two mouthfuls casually and nodded as if to deal with it. These brain corpses had long since escaped from rumao drinking blood. They couldn’t be like brainless corpses. They caught a living creature and ate them. Liu Sanqian made these. The dishes are common everywhere, but due to the limitation of the materials, they are very valuable.

"Okay, let's continue watching the Legend of the New White Lady after eating, I will clean up the dishes."

Liu Sanqian said very gentlemanly, and then threw the clean dishes out of the window, stupefied as a one-off.

...

"This white lady should be one of the best beauties in your world, right?"

Houtu pointed to the white lady who looked like a fairy daughter on the screen. For two days, this person and corpse were all lying on the bed, staring at a small video camera. The scene was a little warm.

"Well, this is already the ceiling of face value. It's different from you. Your appearance is a bit exaggerated. If you look at it for a long time, you can't tell you the awkwardness."

"Why do you kiss your lips in your human love movies, and your mouth is used to eat. Isn't it disgusting to be together?"

Hou Tu asked with an ugly face. Liu Sanqian said dumbfounded: "I don't know how to explain this question to you. Then, practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Or let's try it now, you are dead. Wang, don’t you dare not even kiss your mouth, don’t worry, you say you’ll just kiss your mouth and never stick out your tongue.”

"Try it, try it."

Unexpectedly, Hou Tu actually agreed. Liu Sanqian looked at her for two seconds and looked at her exquisite appearance. Whether she was a corpse king or not, he suddenly felt a little tickled.

"That's what you said, don't ask me to settle the accounts again when the time comes, saying that I seduce an ignorant girl, you are a hundred and twenty-three years old, and the law can't control it."

For fear that she would be under the control, Liu Sanqian made special confirmations again and again, and his brow furrowed: "Whether you are kissing or not, it seems like you are at a loss."

"Wait, I'll brush my teeth."

Liu Sanqian hurriedly ran out of the door, only a few minutes later, he ran in again, and handed her a piece of gum and said: "Chew and kiss before kissing. This is your first time. It is called the first kiss here. Don't be sloppy, at least keep a good one. Memories."

"Kiss."

After chewing the gum, Houtu's eyes were wide open, and he leaned forward with his mouth pouting. Liu Sanqian looked like a first-time brother and said, "You close your eyes instead?"

"There are so many rules, hurry up, why is it so troublesome to kiss!"

Houtu's impatient anger sounded, Liu Sanqian summoned the courage to kiss him, Houtu's thin lips were moist and elastic, and with a unique fragrance, he instantly made him, the old driver, want to scream out.

"vomit……"

However, Hou Tu suddenly pushed him away, and retched unbearably.