Acting as a Spy in the Zombie Clan

"What water did you give me to drink?"

Houtu's face suddenly changed. The water in his mouth spit out Liu Sanqian's face. The corpse king is indeed the corpse king, and the force of spitting water is greater than that of humans. Liu Sanqian wiped it dumbfoundedly and shook the drink bottle.

"This is Jiangcheng's specialty, salt soda. I am not used to it the first time I drink it. Don't worry, I can still harm you? Besides, I have to have the ability to harm you, but this bottle is probably expired..."

"Will you give me a drink after it expires?"

"Please, my elder sister, you are the king of corpses. Even if you take a pee, you can't kill you even if you drink it?"

"If I let you drink urine, you won't be poisoned!"

Houtu’s pretty face was cold, but Liu Sanqian smiled hippiely: “Whoever scores the urine, if it’s your urine, I will pour it into my mouth without saying anything. It’s just because of love, maybe it tastes good. I'll have to find you to refill the cup at that time!"

"You are really disgusting..."

"Who said no."

Liu Sanqian took out the cigarette from his pocket, and waved it at her in his hand, "Smoke this?"

"No, I remember that you humans don't like women smoking?"

Hou Tu asked with interest, and Liu Sanqian shook his head: "It's not true, but smoking in public still feels like he's pretty cool and sassy. Just looking at him, he's a pure stupid, what kind of monster is dead? Is it clear, don’t crawl out of the soil and carry us together."

"Dead, but it is not the body that is dead."

Houtu said in a deep voice: "High-level monster races can even be cloned. Just now this head is just a clone. After the clone's death, the body will be seriously affected, so we don't have to worry."

"That's good, otherwise you gods fight, we little ghosts will suffer, what should we do next, can the black pool still be used?"

"It can be used, but my strength is affected now. I am afraid I can't push it. I can only wait here for a while."

"It's not my sister."

Liu Sanqian said in disbelief: "You have said it, just such a small clone, even if you are injured and your strength is not as good as before, you will not be beaten like this? So it seems that the strength of the monster race is better than that of your corpses. The clan is more than a little stronger!"

"what do you know?"

Houtu squinted at him and said angrily: "How could they only send a clone in order to intercept me? I found out that there was another sneak attack in secret, so I decided to end it as soon as possible."

"No wonder."

Liu Sanqian nodded thoughtfully, one person and one corpse, one left and one right towards the outside of the square, a large number of corpses came running non-stop, and at a glance they saw their queen and the human being unclear. .

"boom!"

A huge humanoid monster nearly six meters tall, with two wild boar-like fangs on its big mouth, and its thick arms but the wrists are about the same size as Liu Sanqian's. Such a monster looks more ferocious than the Minotaur. , But at this time it respectfully stretched out its two palms and laid them on the ground.

"Let's go."

Houtu said, and strolled up, Liu Sanqian also hurriedly followed, dare to use this wild boar monster as a mount.

"Sister Tu, I'll change horses."

Liu Sanqian suddenly found a very familiar figure in the group of corpses. He jumped down and pulled out a tailless lizard. Although it was definitely not the one from Dongshan, he felt cordial when he looked at it.

"Where to go, sisters?"

Riding a tailless lizard, he became bolder, and Hou Tu whispered back: "First find a place to rest, no more than five kilometers away from here. I need time to exercise and heal my injuries."

"Okay, I'll find you a couple's suite and sleep on the big round bed together at night."

Liu Sanqian said with a smile, but Houtu didn’t reply. He really found a love hotel. After a long time, he picked a clean one. He quickly directed a few black toads and wiped the floor with a rag in his hand. Wall, enthusiastically practiced corpse language with a group of corpses.

However, the corpse language didn't exist in the first place, and the brainless corpses would just shout and express their feelings like animals, which had little practical meaning.

Even if there is, it is impossible for humans to use it. You call a tiger who only needs to eat humans as its son, and the tiger is not so stupid and realistic that you are his son.

"Wait for me to find a generator and show you a few episodes of The Legend of the White Lady."

"What is the New White Lady Legend?"

"It's the new Legend of the White Lady."

Liu Sanqian explained with a smile: "This is one of the most famous love stories in our country. The plot of the story is roughly like a small white snake, which was almost stewed into snake soup. Fortunately, it was saved by a shepherd boy. Years later, this snake became more and more refined, and it just happened that it was the beginning of his love, and he wanted to go to the shepherd boy to repay his favor.

The shepherd boy was reincarnated and reincarnated as a handsome guy who looked as handsome as me. As the saying goes, women chase men's gauze. It didn't take long for her to find a chance to agree with her. "

"Then what?"

"Then it's more miserable, as the so-called monsters have different ways..."

"Wait, what is the difference between the monsters? Who made this?"

"The different paths of the monsters are like the relationship between us. I am a human being and you are a corpse clan. The two types are different, and the hardware is not compatible. It is against common sense to be together."

Liu Sanqian continued: "Later, an old monk named Fahai came out. What is this guy doing? It's like a disciplinary inspection committee of the two worlds of personal monsters. In addition, he is a monk and can't fall in love. He feels uncomfortable. , I changed the law to dismantle these little lovers..."

"So they are separated?"

Hou Tu frowned and asked, Liu Sanqian shook his head: "No, this Xu Xian, the reincarnated shepherd boy, is the same kind of infatuation like me. After he learned that the white lady is a snake demon, a little bit I didn't dislike her, and even more excited, broke through the shackles of the world, ignored the eyes of others, and talked with the white lady on an epic and vigorous love!

But Fahai is the Commission for Disciplinary Inspection. How could this matter be left alone like this? As for the ending, I won’t tell you, otherwise there will be no suspense. Wouldn't recommend it to him at all. "

"Go, remember to bring high-level corpses, otherwise I'm not by your side, other corpses will eat you."

"Do you worry about me now?"

Liu Sanqian looked at her hippiely, but Houtu's complexion changed and angrily said: "Don't hurry up, do you think you will fool me by telling such a broken story? Besides, you don't look like you Xu Xian saved my life, get out, don't come in without my permission!"

"Okay, okay, why are you eager to make a joke?"

Liu Sanqian took the door easily, then went out and rode the tailless lizard on his exclusive mount, and passed away swaggeringly.

Behind him was a group of younger brothers who helped him clear the way. When he saw a car blocking the way, he lifted it up and threw it aside. It was not only convenient, but also very ornamental.

"Wait outside, I'll go in and have a look."

Liu Sanqian entered a warehouse and looked for a generator in it. Only when he was so far away did Old Zombie dared to say in his mind:

"My buddy is awesome, if you take Houtu, I will call you the eldest brother in my life, and I will make an allusion. When I hit Yunnan, I can see that this little lady's head is not so bright."

"Come slowly. Although the corpse king has a strong learning ability, his brain is like a computer, and he can speak words, but their brains can't turn around, and a good hand can be beaten by them."

Liu Sanqian laughed and said: "Initially I thought that we humans had no hope, but after more contact with the corpse king, I knew that they would play themselves to death sooner or later, especially in addition to the corpse clan, there are so many other races secretly. , The strength is not weaker than them."

"These things are not important. I just want to see where you can find the discs of The Legend of the White Lady. I don't know how many years have passed since the discs have been eliminated. Few people will collect this."

"Go step by step and watch step by step. I really can't help it. I will set up a projector and connect it to my mobile phone. I will put a small movie in her room in the middle of the night. She must not understand why this kind of picture appears on the wall."

"High, you have to be you, you do this!"

The old Zong was full of praise, but he changed his words: "But if you really let him and her see it, I might have to cut you off in a while."

In the eyes of a few corpses, Liu Sanqian stopped and went, and was still there from time to time silly, a mental patient alive and well.

"There really is a generator, but I don't know if it can be used, Erhei, come here!"

Liu Sanqian waved his hand, and a muscle ripper immediately came over and lifted the generator easily, like a hunk in the gym, walking out of the warehouse with his head held up.

Liu Sanqian ran into a residential building again. After a while, he was all equipped, changed into clean clothes, and took a hot bath.

"This old man is a ruthless man. I still have a collection of discs from more than a decade ago, tusk tusk, and the main character of the moon worshiper, so I have to do a good job of observing and observing."

Unexpectedly, the discs and DVD players in a family’s home were all ready, but they didn’t find the Legend of the New White Lady, but it was not hurtful. He was holding the DVD player and was about to go downstairs. However, at this moment, the DVD player suddenly It exploded to pieces.

"Fuck!"

Liu Sanqian sat on the ground in fright. The small explosion made his face black, but he clearly saw a light flashing from outside, and before he could think, he ran to the balcony of the house.

"Hey!"

But the sliding door on the balcony suddenly closed, and he was tripped by a force. He fell a dog to eat **** in a daze. He lay on the ground and looked up. The two big people, one fat and one thin, looked at him with a smile. he.

"Wait, don't kill him first, this kid and Hou Tu are in the same group, it's still useful to us."

The fat man squinted his eyes and asked, "What is your relationship with Houtu?"

"Two big brothers, I am a serious human being. You are here to deal with the corpse king, I know she is hiding there!"

"Since you are so acquainted, it saves a lot of time."

The fat man turned two walnuts in his hand, and the plate was shiny, "How is Houtu now? Where is the copper cauldron hidden by her?"

Liu Sanqian said without even thinking, "Houtu was injured and her strength declined, but it is still very simple to pinch me to death. I even suspected that she was acting. The bronze tripod was always hidden under her place. !"