Abyss Express
Chapter 89 INTERVAL Interval Comedy
Foreword:
[Intelligence in the head is like a flint and steel]
[If you don't strike, there will be no sparks]
[--William Shakespeare]
[Part①——Dancing Swords and Guns]
A fiery hurricane blows from the bottom of the bottomless mine pit.
It is the sharp siren of the underground cavity, driving up a piece of barn swallows, like a shepherd's staff hooking a lamb's neck, blowing a thick cloud of dense fog to the mouth of the valley, and instantly tearing it into pieces by the manic gale like a knife.
It blows open the rough tents of the scavengers' camps.
Blow off the bum's big hat.
Blow the smell of blood from the air.
Blow Wen Bucai's hair.
Blowing the skull will whistle the thin pant legs at the ankle.
Blow flies from the nostrils of corpses.
Wen Bucai threw his body into the lava river in the valley, and shouted loudly to the gentle slope in the distance: "They are all here! Not one left!"
In the scavenger camp outside platform zero, the unsightly secret posts have been cleared.
Wen Bucai handled this matter beautifully, without leaving any dirty tail.
"What's next?" The little waiter hid behind the boulder, guarding the equipment for the brothers: "Are you going to sneak in?"
Wen Bucai: "Being sneaky is easy to be misunderstood."
Jiang Xueming: "As long as we hear a signal that something is wrong, we will break through from the front."
The little waiter stammered nervously: "Exactly right?! Right right?!"
Jiang Xueming: "Is she not connected to the Internet? Didn't connect to WIFI? Talking lost packets"
Wen Bucai: "It's good to have a signal here, just go ahead and listen."
Little waiter: "Are you serious? From the front? There are more than 80 of them! There are more than 80 guns! Eighty! Not eight!"
Jiang Xueming: "Brother Jason gave us a full map, I think we can play."
Wen Bucai: "Are you going to be an observer? Give me firepower? Or let's fight street fighting together?"
Jiang Xueming: "What do you think? The highest level of martial arts is prostitution, and their main weapon is AK74U. Looking at the quality of that Iraqi, it should be able to enter a museum after a few years. The effective range will not exceed 300 meters, and the killing range will not It's more than 600 meters. Why go up and fight with a knife when you can prostitute for nothing?"
Wen Bucai: "There will always be clever ghosts who hide and play dead. Believe me, I have rich experience in dealing with these villains. If Victor catches me, he can write six new books next month."
Jiang Xueming: "Then listen to you and give me orders, Chief Wen Bucai."
Wen Bucai: "Jiang Xueming, find a high ground to wait for, and continue to observe."
Little waiter: "What about me! What about me?"
Wen Bucai: "Your network is not good, try to find the signal."
Little waiter: "Really? Why do I think you can hear me?!"
Jiang Xueming: "I can't hear it louder."
Wen Bucai: "I can't hear you at all."
The little waiter frowned, looking at the radio in his hand suspiciously, always feeling that something was wrong.
Suddenly, a red bird-shaped strange figure surged from the mouth of the valley.
These shadows are like huge bats, flapping their wings, and dispatched from all the caves on the rock wall, circling and accelerating in mid-air, making a shriek.
I haven't seen the appearance of these birds clearly yet, they come and go quickly, heading straight for the pasture garden deeper below the valley mouth.
Wen Bucai: "It's time to act."
Jiang Xueming: "Yes, they were exposed. I just received a text message."
Wen Bucai: "What did the text message say?"
Jiang Xueming: "Wechat sent a picture of a huge dragon-like creature with a corrupt body. Looking at the scale, the length of this dragon without a tail should be about 50 meters. The scales on its body are torn. There's a lot of human skin and bone stitched on it as a Band-Aid."
Wen Bucai: "Did you say anything else?"
Jiang Xueming: "Yes."
Wen Bucai: "Read it to me?"
Jiang Xueming: "Save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save save rescue save save
Wen Bucai: "Is your internet not good?"
Jiang Xueming: "So I said, they should have been exposed."
Little waiter: "Move quickly! My employer is in danger!"
Wen Bucai: "It's already moving, I'm on my way, don't panic, brother is here!"
Jiang Xueming: "Sir, please slow down, I will put together the main weapon first."
Wen Bucai: "Suddenly I don't want to go. I hate my leg, it moves by itself. When I hear a girl crying for help, I can't help myself."
Jiang Xueming: "Put your heart back in your stomach, this thing has a simple structure, and I can put it together in less than ten seconds."
Wen Bucai: "Can you speak without panting next time? It's scary."
Jiang Xueming: "But your tone is relaxed and freehand, like walking in a garden, it's hard for me to get nervous. To be honest, I even feel like we are chatting in an elite forum, discussing the strategy of a certain game level."
Wen Bucai: "That's true, so be more nervous?"
Jiang Xueming: "I see that you are about to arrive at the rock platform of Bokeguan. There are four people in front of you. They are about to contact you. What instructions?"
Wen Bucai: "I'll chat with them and express my intention."
Jiang Xueming: "And then?"
Wen Bucai: "Compete with the one who seems to be the most able to fight among them. It's a bit of a joke."
Jiang Xueming: "Why did you do that?"
Wen Bucai: "We don't have wings, and we can't fly to the pasture at the bottom of the valley to rescue the hero, hold these ogres, and try not to disturb the two little guys to escape. This is the best battle." plan."
Jiang Xueming: "Are you so assured of Ah Xing?"
Wen Bucai: "I am very relieved of Victor's vision. He is so harsh on everything that he is vicious. When I go to eat a steak, he will pick out a few of the two tendons that do not meet his wishes. Yes. It's purely a matter of fact, if you two can pass his eyes, I'm afraid you both have unique skills."
Jiang Xueming: "."
Wen Bucai: "Is my internet not good?"
Jiang Xueming: "Just now I was marking the shooting target in the first reaction zone, sorry, my concentration has declined."
Wen Bucai: "That's why I said, at the station, if a talent like you doesn't have a unique skill, he may be like a sexy sister who has no nutrition in Douyin. He can only pretend to be a doll and stare blankly at the camera for thirty seconds. Nothing to do, only show off."
Jiang Xueming: "There are still sixteen meters left. They have drawn their guns. Should I fire? Sir?"
Wen Bucai: "Don't worry, they seem to have found out what happened to the accomplices in the pasture garden. Let me go up and make a mockery to attract their attention."
After all——
——Wen Bucai came to the escort soldiers alone.
He raised his head, tilted his head slightly, and saw a two-meter-tall, brawny team leader with Mohawk hair coming up to question him.
"What are you doing?!"
Wen Bucai ran the train with his mouth full: "I'm here for Skull and Bones! I'm learning Kung Fu!"
The sound of Jiang Xueming's long and profound breathing came from the radio headset, which was a signal that he was ready to hold his breath and snipe at any time.
The little waiter interjected: "God! I hope these two big men who are out of their minds can be more serious. I hope my employer can survive."
The group leader stared wide-eyed, tilted his head, bent down and stared at the little man Wen Bucai: "Learn Kung Fu?"
Immediately, some team members covered their stomachs and burst out laughing.
"Hahahahaha! Team leader! Why is there another stupid freak?!"
"WOOOHOOOO! So much fun today!"
"Coman in the Pasture Garden is dead! The flying dragons have all come out!"
"The big boss was so angry that he cut off four cabinet guests one by one. Now our team leader can be promoted and raised, and we can also drink a mouthful of human broth!"
"Wonder what else this guy will have fun with? I'm curious! I'm excited! I feel so hot!"
The voice has not yet fallen——
——A strange roar erupted from Wen Bucai's throat!
"Ah!~~~"
Raising his arms suddenly, and making a sharp sword with his index finger and middle finger, Mr. Wen Bucai covered his face and nose with one hand, and punched forward with the other hand, pretending to play posture.
Immediately afterwards, there were two or three light roundabout kicks in the air. The balance of the body was very good, and there was no sound when it landed.
The strong wind from the kick messed up the team leader Maverick's hairstyle.
"Oh!" The team leader's eyes lit up, and he immediately put down the gun, took out hair glue from his waist, and tidied his slightly messy Mohawk hair neatly, and regained his energy.
There were enthusiastic shouts from the members of the group.
"Bruce Lee!"
"Oh Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee!"
"Team leader! You can't lose!"
I saw the group leader dance a set of eight punches, pull off the bulletproof vest, revealing two strong arms, pushing his body, and the red stone on his chest suddenly ignited.
He is like a samurai who refuses to admit defeat, and he wants to show off his housekeeping skills in front of this troublemaker who doesn't know the so-called troublemaker.
All of a sudden, the checkpoint became very lively. Those who were still cooking, those who were addicted to games, and those who were arguing with their mobile phone online dating partners all ran out of the house in unison—to see this fresh fun clearly.
After the team leader punched a set, he immediately stood on his head, using only one finger to support the sky, supporting his strong body.
For a while whistles and boos flocked to Wen Bucai.
Wen Bucai shrugged indifferently, his eyes were full of innocence when faced with ridicule, and his face was full of drama.
"Oh!~ What happened?"
"Hum!" The group leader flipped to the ground lightly, with a haughty look on his face: "Boy! Do you want to come to us to learn Kung Fu? It's not enough! Come up with your unique skills!"
Wen Bucai took out the cigarette case and smoked for the elder brothers who were close to him. The delicate and mysterious technique was like throwing stones from a slingshot, and the cigarettes fell into the mouths of the checkpoint team members like ringing arrows.
Then he took out the lighter and set himself on fire.
"A fire in my heart! It will never go out!"
The nunchaku bounced from Wen Bucai's waist, and a pair of invisible arms gently shook off the stick, and he immediately grabbed it in the palm of his hand.
"Woo--"
"Ada! Ada!"
The two sticks dance together, one after another.
The cyan flame blazed up, drawing flashes of light in the air.
The team members standing at the top of the corridor have already pulled out their mobile phones and started recording, their eyes are full of little stars.
[Part②——Dancing swords and "guns\
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