Absurd deduction game
Chapter 877 How can any deducer not be perverted?
"Long time no see, my dear captain."
A strange smile appeared on Zhao Mou's lips, and a pale light reflected from his lenses.
That look was like a perverted doctor seeing the most suitable corpse for dissection.
That's a bit of an exaggeration.
But Yu Xing did feel the emotion that Zhao Mou wanted to stab him - he could feel it without a red rope.
The resentment like a social animal has almost turned into reality, and this resentment is especially obvious in Zhao Mou.
Zhao Yijiu, who was sitting at the dining table, was the furthest away from the sofa. It didn't look like he was waiting for his meal, but rather like he had found the farthest seat, watching silently and coldly.
A few days later, Zhao Yijiao changed his clothes, but the collar around his neck was still there. The reflection of the metal and the reflection of Zhao Mou's lenses complemented each other, creating the same cold feeling.
But on the contrary, Zhao Yijiu seemed to be very soft in person. His clothes were loose, his hair was wet, and he was wearing a towel. It seemed that he had just taken a shower. He rushed over and waited until he heard the news that he was coming back.
In addition to his expression being tighter than usual, he looked unhappy to the naked eye.
Yu Xing was thinking about how unhappy he was when his side sank, and another figure also sat on the sofa, right next to him.
A slender arm hugged Yu Xing's arm, and the soft touch came closer. Yu Xing glanced away from Zhao Yijiu with a hair on his back. When he turned his head, he saw Qu Nianqing close at hand.
Qu Xianqing's smiling lips made her look like she was always smiling, but this time it was not an illusion, she was really smiling.
Her eyebrows were crooked, and she deliberately pinched her throat. Her naturally indifferent voice suddenly revealed a strange sweetness: "So you like wives. No wonder you haven't had a girlfriend in so many years. You're afraid of being discovered by others - —”
Yu Xing sounded like he had seen a ghost: "???"
There was a click, and the sound of a mobile phone taking pictures sounded from the corner, followed by a certain blue-haired man's crazy laughter: "Hahahahaha... I laughed to death. I have already taken a picture of his expression. It's so rare, so rare. !”
Only Carlos could laugh at this moment.
Yu Xing only felt that there were no normal people here. He had clearly left the dungeon, but he still seemed to be in it.
Everyone is so weird.
What's even more terrifying is that the reasons for everyone's weirdness are different, leaving him unable to even defend himself.
Zhang Yu and Zeng Ranran were not here, and Zhang Yu had just released the dungeon not long ago. The young couple were probably kissing each other in their own house and had no time to care about him.
Yu Xing struggled to make a sound: "I'm not, I didn't, Xiao Ququ, please let me go, don't touch me!"
Zhao Yijiu made a "chi" sound.
Carlos didn't think it was a big deal when he saw the excitement. When he saw that the tips of Yu Xing's ears were a little red, he jumped over and lay on the back of the sofa, leaning his head closer: "Yo yo yo, why are you so innocent now? In the copy You look so experienced?"
Yu Xing wanted to kick him.
At this time, Zhao Mou came over, first pushed Carlos's head away, then gently took away Qu Nianqing's arm, and then directly grabbed Yu Xing's collar, smiling and gritting his teeth: "Veteran It doesn’t matter whether you are a newbie or not, let’s settle the score first.”
"You disappeared for a year, how many things did you throw at me, and after you came out, you still told me to take it easy on the phone?"
"Ajiu is about to be crushed by you, are you still so arrogant?"
He was probably talking about the phone call Yu Xing made when he was in cognitive confusion at the Snow Mountain Scenic Area.
"Yu Xing, you have fallen into my hands." The old fox's eyes flashed strangely.
Zhao Mou's combat effectiveness was close to 0 in Yu Xing's opinion, but he did not dare to move at all at this time.
Compared with other questions, Zhao Mou was simply kind and cute. He would rather Zhao Mou took him to another room to educate him alone and give him a certain amount of time to think about what other people are so weird about.
But he failed, because Qu Xianqing got involved again, with the same fun-loving nature as Carlos hidden in his eyes.
The witch doesn't care at all about other people's fun.
But this is Yu Xing!
Qu Nianqing held Yu Xing's arm without letting go, quietly raised his eyes to observe Yu Xing's expression, and also used words to stimulate him, but this time he didn't raise his voice again: "Are you tired when you just came back? Your clothes feel good to the touch. It’s not very comfortable, why don’t you change it into another one?”
She didn't know where to take out a short-sleeved shirt from Yu Xing's wardrobe, and asked jokingly: "Change here? Can I help you change?"
Yu Xing paralyzed with a coffin face.
He kind of knew it. The more awkward he acted, the more excited these people became. It was really perverted.
As the saying goes, if you have too much debt, you won't have to worry about it. Since he couldn't quickly deal with what everyone cared about, Yu Xing decided to let it go.
He just let Zhao Mou pull his collar, Qu Nianqing folded his arms, and leaned back on the sofa.
The whole person is filled with the smell of salted fish.
This left the others stunned.
There is no way, Yu Xing is really too multifaceted. No matter how high-spirited he is in the deduction, there will be a sense of distance.
Others will look up to and adore you.
But in life, like now.
He leaned on the sofa without any resistance, as if he would just lie down as long as you did whatever you wanted.
On the contrary, it makes people feel excited.
By the way, Yu Xing glanced at Qu Xianqing: "Aren't you going to help me change my clothes here? You can take them off as you please."
It's just a top.
He can take it off in the game, so of course he won't be shy about taking it off in front of his teammates. He doesn't have a very valuable body, so he doesn't want others to look at it.
Qu Xianqing was raised by him since he was a child, and he had seen him many times.
The corners of Qu Xianqing's eyes twitched, and she pretended to pull the hem of his clothes. Her movements seemed to say——
I really took it off?
If you don’t resist, I will really take it off, right?
Yu Xing laughed in his heart. He saw through it at once.
"It's boring." Sure enough, Qu Xianqing sighed quickly and threw the short sleeves directly on Yu Xing, "I can only tease him once in a while, why did I react so quickly."
Yu Xing didn't answer, just lay down on the corpse, and even closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
The next second, he felt a breath approaching rapidly. Before Yu Xing could open his eyes, he felt his clothes being lifted up.
An aura of indifference like ice and snow enveloped him, and a gloomy voice sounded at the same time. As Yu Xing opened his eyes in shock, Zhao Yijiu pursed his lips, clamped his arm and lifted it up, quickly pulled away his clothes, and then pulled off his short-sleeved shirt. Put it on his head.
"Hey, hey, hey..." Yu Xing really blushed a little now. He struggled to get his head out of his collar, and softened his tone helplessly, "Isn't it? It's not impossible, but you guys are standing around looking at me. Changing clothes is really like a pervert."
"Oh, there are no deducers who are not perverted." Zhao Mou had already let go of him, admiring the way Yu Xing broke through the defense, and felt that his mood improved rapidly.
He pushed up his glasses and raised his lips: "Everyone who acts recklessly must suffer the retribution he deserves."
Yu Xing's heart skipped a beat.
On the surface, Zhao Mou seemed to be saying that the scene he performed with Mingzhu in the live broadcast went too far, which made the team members have a bad intention to torment him. Qu Xianqing even seemed to have discovered a new world, and he was in high spirits do research.
But in fact, he heard another meaning from it.
Zhao Mou... seemed to be hammering on his reckless use of abilities at the end of the deduction, which led to death and resurrection.
Yi Qing came out with him, so he definitely didn't have time to tell Zhao Mou that he almost lost control.
That's how Zhao Mou deduced what he actually did from the nearly fragmented personal live broadcast room footage in the later period.
Then he warned him seriously in a joking tone.
This is wrong and there will be a price.
Yu Xing did not doubt that the little fox had the intelligence to draw such an accurate conclusion. He began to think about how to make Zhao Mou feel relieved.
He is too special, and danger is always with him. Self-mutilation is also a way of fighting, and injuries are inevitable.
His teammates' concern was well-intentioned, but he...
He couldn't respond to this concern, and often had to rely on white lies, such as "I definitely won't do it next time" and "I'm completely sure that it won't come to that point" to reassure his teammates. .
Usually, the matter is over before his teammates even see him injured.
He could appear in front of them completely and cleanly again, pretending that he had done nothing.
However, Zhao Mou is so smart that he can predict his actions before he tells lies.
Yu Xing's pretense of goodwill can't be hidden at this level of IQ.
He was a little helpless. During this short gap, he nodded to Zhao Mou and begged for mercy with his eyes——
Just know it yourself and don't tell anyone else?
Zhao Mou snorted and responded to what he just said, "You are in my hands."
Carlos didn't know if he saw the quarrel between the two of them, but he was repeating it: "There is no pervert in the deduction."
Qu Nianqing nodded and agreed: "I am a pervert."
Zhao Yijiu: "..."
He couldn't say this.
But he immediately cast complicated eyes on Yu Xing. Yu Xing's disheveled appearance was actually different from the deduction.
They were all men. It was normal to take off their shirts and so on. They were not on the live broadcast screen at all. The impact he saw on Yu Xing's active and ambiguous expression was greater.
Seeing Yu Xing resigned to his fate and cooperatively put on new short-sleeved clothes to cover his tight abdominal muscles, Zhao Yi realized what he had done after drinking.
Qu Xingqing was teasing Yu Xing, but he put it into action.
He seems to be a pervert too.
Zhao Yijiu had a new understanding of himself, but the expression on his face did not change.
If you are perverted, then be perverted. There is no deducer who is not perverted.
His gaze brought some pressure to Yu Xing, who laughed dryly: "Brother Jiu, you are also led astray."
"No." Zhao Yijiu denied decisively, took out an unopened can of Coke that he had brought from the dining table, and said with a cold face, "Drink."
Pretending to be here to deliver Coke, it was just a matter of convenience to take off clothes.
Yu Xing took the Coke quietly, quickly opened the lid and raised his head, fearing that one of them would say something on Zhao Mou's behalf: "A person who has been missing for a year, who usually leaves all the mess to us, deserves to drink Coke?"
They really can do it.
Carlos' laughter was as buzzing as a mosquito, and most importantly, it was as hard to kill as a mosquito.
"It's really funny, captain, you don't even know that when you show weakness, you really make people want to bully you. It's like that. You usually commit too many sins. When one party is in trouble, you are stabbed in the back by all directions?" Magician It can be said that he was the first person to add insult to injury. He even handed his cell phone to Yu Xing.
On the phone was Yu Xing, whom he had just captured. The moment he was teased by Qu Xianqing, Yu Xing's eyes widened slightly and he leaned back slightly, with "What nonsense are you talking about" written all over his face.
Carlos only dared to take one photo.
The purpose of sending the mobile phone over now was to let Yu Xing experience social life up close, but in fact it was to give Yu Xing an opportunity to delete photos.
In Carlos' expectation, with such a good opportunity, Yu Xing would definitely delete the photos at lightning speed, destroy the evidence, and then turn around to provoke him.
He had it all figured out.
But Yu Xing didn't.
Yu Xing just glanced at the photo and closed his eyes forbearingly: "Take it away."
Carlos pupil earthquake.
No way, no way, this guy couldn't really have been stimulated during the time when the screen was black in the live broadcast room, and he was mentally abnormal!
How could Yu Xing be so smart and fail to understand the steps he handed over and not delete them? !
It's broken, it's broken, the captain is broken, the world will end soon. Where is the doctor who can look at Yu Xing's brain?
Regardless of what Carlos was thinking, Yu Xing waved away the phone and announced directly before Zhao Mou was about to speak again: "I brought the tickets back."
What Zhao Mou was about to say got stuck in his throat, his bad expression softened a little, and he opened his mouth again——
Yu Xing: "Two."
Zhao Mou just shut up.
Two seconds later, he asked incomprehensibly: "What did you say you brought back? Two tickets?"
The reward for ranking first in points in Nanshui Town is tickets. As we all know, although most people don’t know what the tickets are for, for the deducers who have been exposed to the concept of Yin Yang City, tickets are what they flock to. .
Because the rankings this time were not made public, many viewers were still making noise in the comment area, and no one knew who had the tickets in the end.
Zhao Mou didn't know the final result, but he thought it was quite possible that Yu Xing could get a ticket back in the fight between Medusa and Yan Li.
After all, this is Yu Xing.
But, two?
Not to mention how this was obtained, let's just talk about one point - in the concept of all the deducers who have been exposed to Yin Yang City, one copy can only produce one ticket at most.
Because it was something given by the evil god, and in a small area, it was impossible for two evil god clones high enough to give away tickets to exist at the same time.
The evil gods will not coexist peacefully. If there are two existences of that level, they will start fighting a long time ago, and the place where the copy is located may turn into a wasteland.
How could two tickets be produced in the same copy, or even given to the same person? ?
Zhao Mou could think of the fact that the system was also an evil god.
But he watched it from beginning to end and made up all the clips that could be seen in the live broadcast. He could deduce that the boss of this copy was Qianyue's clone and was hostile to the system.
That means that in this deduction, the deduction player, as the active attacker, is causing trouble for Qianjie's clone.
The system cannot guarantee that Qianjie's clone will give out tickets, so the tickets for the Nanshui Town Quest dungeon should be given by the system itself.
So whose is the other ticket?
Is it really Chiyue's clone?
Zhao Mou thought quickly and kindly pulled Yu Xing out of the encirclement.
"We'll talk about other things later. Captain, come with me."
He directly dragged Yu Xing out of the door and went to the next door.
Yu Xing laughed secretly in his heart.
OK OK.
When nothing happened, he looked like a devil who was going to torment him. When he found out that he got two tickets back, he called the captain directly.
Behind him, Zhao Yijiu stretched out his hand, as if he subconsciously wanted to keep him here, and then realized that Zhao Mou wanted to discuss business with him.
He watched Yu Xing being pulled away with the can of Coke. When Yu Xing couldn't see it, his tense expression softened quietly.
When he saw the live broadcast of the Nanshui Town dungeon ended, he didn't even have time to dry his hair and went to the living room to wait for someone.
After waiting for a long time, Yu Xing didn't reply.
The water drops on his head turned cold and soaked into the towel bit by bit.
Only then did he take off the towel and begin to dry his hair carefully.
Zhao Mou said that you must dry your hair after bathing, otherwise you will catch a cold.
Although Zhao Yijiu felt that he would never catch a cold.
But he wiped it very seriously.
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