Abnormal items

Neil solemnly told Xie Zuo: "I can help you do it, but you have to agree to one condition."

"Conditions? Tell me." Xie Zuo crossed his hands and placed his chin on the back of his hands.

Neil looked nervously at Xiao Ruan and Ling Feng, who were still confused and had no idea what they were communicating with.

"My condition is that you take us with you and find a quieter place to live."

As soon as Neil's words came out, Jie Zuo still didn't respond, and Xiao Ruan strongly objected to the gem: "Uncle! Are you crazy! Do you want this madman to take us away? I now doubt that he will lead us into the monster. Go to the lair!”

Ling Feng pulled his girlfriend and signaled that Xie Zuo was still listening.

Xiao Ruan quickly shut up and thought about it in his heart, but it was wrong to say it out loud.

Neil carefully observed Jie Zuo's face and found that he was not angry, but was muttering something in a low voice.

Listen carefully to understand: "Oh! This is a good idea, but I just don't know if I give gifts to these monsters. Will the monsters regard me as a gift?"

"Definitely!!!" Neil quickly interrupted. Although the contact time was short, Neil was already sure that the guy in front of him was definitely a lunatic.

Jie Zuo sighed regretfully: "I originally wanted to make friends with them, but it seems there is no hope."

"So what? Are you willing to take us away with you?"

Xiao Ruan wanted to say something else, but Ling Feng grabbed him and shook his head gently.

Xie Zuo was very excited: "Of course! What's your name?"

"My name is Neil."

"Okay Wukong!" Jie Zuo patted Neil's shoulder, then pointed at Xiao Ruan and Ling Feng and said, "You are Bajie and you are Wujing. By the way, Bajie and Wujing are in love. How do you hear this? It looks so scary!”

Without giving everyone a chance to express their opinions, Xie Zuo walked to the corner to rest.

Little Ruan pulled Neil over: "Uncle Neil, what do you think, why did you let this madman take us out!"

"Can we go out on our own? Who do you want to take you out! In today's world, are there people who are not crazy?" Looking at the speechless little Ruan, Neil continued: "At least he is a powerful person. And he’s a lunatic who doesn’t have that strong desire to attack.”

The three of them fell silent. Some things are so cruel, and the people involved in them actually don't have as many choices as they imagined.

In the next few days, Neil, Lingfeng and Xiaoruan concentrated on modifying the car, leaving the heavy task of finding food to Jiezuo.

Two days before the start, Jie Zuo found unknown weeds, which resulted in Xiao Ruan's lips becoming swollen like sausages.

A nest of exterminated ants, six pairs of healthy cockroaches, and other indescribable things.

Xiao Ruan said that it was very difficult to accept the poisonous weeds and ants, but he could understand what he thought about the cockroaches.

Xie Zuo's explanation is that cockroaches have strong reproductive capabilities and stronger survival abilities. As long as they are kept in a small place and fed a little food every day, these cockroaches will continue to give birth to little cockroaches, and they can eat the little cockroaches. , little cockroaches will also give birth to little cockroaches, and their children and grandchildren will be endless, so they don’t have to worry about food, it’s perfect.

Neil quickly said that the current situation is actually not that difficult.

After two hungry meals, Jie Zuo finally learned to find normal food and even brought back a popcorn machine.

Looking at the bloody marks on the machine, Neil and the other two tacitly agreed not to ask where the popcorn machine came from.

A week later, the modification of the vehicle was completed. The vehicle used a large off-road base and the power of the engine was doubled. It was powered by a gasoline-electric hybrid. Anti-collision panels were installed on the outside of the vehicle. The glass was replaced with bulletproof glass. It was also covered with a layer of explosion-proof barbed wire.

Neil is indeed the owner of a large-scale repair shop. It is not easy to complete the work in just one week.

Neil showed the car to Xie Zuo, looking very proud.

Unexpectedly, Xie Zuo went up and sat down, then walked around the car, frowning and shaking his head dissatisfied.

After a week of getting along with each other, Neil and the three of them discovered that this psycho who claimed to be Jie Zuo was actually not very scary except that he was a real psycho, so they lost their initial restraint when they got along with each other.

"What's wrong, master?" Neil walked up to Jie Zuo and asked. This title was strongly suggested by Jie Zuo. Everyone thought it was no big deal and followed him.

"I don't think so." Jie Zuo touched his chin and continued to shake his head.

"What's wrong? Power? Or a plug-in? Control?" Neil said a few words, but Jie Zuo didn't comment.

"What you mentioned is not the key. First of all, what is our benchmark product?"

Neil thought for a long time: "White Dragon Horse?"

"That's right! Then why does its cry sound like Didi!"

"It should be?" Neil asked humbly.

"It should be woof woof woof!!"

"Well, this fucking thing isn't a horse's braying!" Neil cursed in his heart, but on the surface he still said: "Yes, yes, yes, what you said makes sense, I will change it immediately."

"Yeah." Jie Zuo nodded with satisfaction: "Also, why doesn't it have a coin-operated device? Where is the fun of driving without a coin-operated device!"

"I don't understand." Neil humbly asked for advice on his experience as a psychopath.

“It’s the kind of car that shakes and operates by inserting a coin. Not only does it need to have a coin-operated device, but it also has sound effects.

It’s that kind of sound effect. Come on, kids, ride me~~ that kind of sound effect! Do you understand? " Jie Zuo put his hands on his waist, letting Xiao Ruan and Ling Fengmeng next to him return to their heartfelt WOC mentality when they were at work when they faced Party A who didn't understand anything.

Neil took a deep breath: "Yeah, I understand."

Jie Zuo nodded with satisfaction: "We will set off tomorrow after the changes have been made."

Early tomorrow morning, the modification of the vehicle will be completed. Not only did Neil improve his understanding of the problems Zuo mentioned, he also took some initiative on his own and welded a big cartoon dog's head on the front end to serve as the front of the vehicle.

Xie Zuo expressed that he was very satisfied, and everyone immediately packed up and got ready to set off.

Ling Feng opened the door of the car that had been closed. When the sunlight came in, Neil and the three of them felt like they were in another world.

The three of them sat in the car, with Xie Zuo sitting in the cab. They were ready to leave this place and start a new life.

Neil and the others just maintained their excitement for one minute, two minutes, three minutes

Xiao Ruan looked at Jie Zuo: "Why don't you drive?"

Jie Zuo scratched his head: "Which of you has coins? It can't be started without coins."

Four people, you look at me, I look at you - no one is there.

Neil sighed and could only remove the coin-operated ignition device again. He would definitely not be able to set off today.

The three of them felt that their excitement and emotion just now were like feeding a dog, and they were particularly depressed.