Abnormal items

"Whose brain can cure stomachache? I'll go right away!" Jie Zuo stood up with a stunned voice, grabbing the doctor's collar and asking.

"What a mess! You must be sick!" The doctor opened his left hand and said angrily.

Jie Zuo rolled his eyes at the doctor: "Nonsense! The person who came to see you is not sick!"

"…………"

"Although it's a bit wrong, I don't know how to refute it."

Jie Zuo successfully convinced the doctor.

The whole day, Jie Zuo was in the military camp trying to make his presence felt.

Everyone knows that there is a new adjutant who doesn't seem to be very smart.

In the evening, Liu Dahen hosted a banquet for Xie Zuo and others.

The dishes have just been served.

Liu Dahen said: "First of all, welcome everyone..."

"Bah, bah, bah..."

Liu Dahen glanced at Qie Zuo somewhat unhappily.

"I hope……"

"Bah, bah, bah... I love to eat cashew chicken..."

"Create together..."

"Bah, bah, bah... Do you know why I love to eat cashew chicken? Because after the cashews are soaked in oil, the crunch becomes even more fragrant..."

Liu Dahen put down his chopsticks and looked at Jie Zuo.

Liu Dahen stopped talking, and Xie Zuo also stopped: "Continue talking? Why don't you stop talking?"

"Stop talking, I listen to you!" Liu Dahuan said with some resentment.

"I won't say anything either." Jie Zuo curled his lips.

Liu Da took a deep breath: "Then let me say a few more words..."

"Bah, bah, bah...the diced chicken will be crispy and fragrant after being cooked with oil..."

"Are they the same thing?" Si Xing interrupted.

Liu Dahen gave up completely. Originally, he had prepared a long manuscript, but Xie Zuo had no chance to read it.

Seeing Liu Dahen looking angry, he sat on the chair without saying a word or eating.

Jie Zuo thoughtfully gave him some peppercorns: "Eat it, don't be polite. Just treat it like your own home. Don't be polite."

Liu Dahen's hand holding the chopsticks trembled.

After they had had enough wine and food, the dishes were taken away, and Liu Dahen was also full - very angry.

"Mr. Jiezuo, I have agreed to your conditions. When will you set out to take Gonda's life?"

"Has Gonda got a dog?" Jie Zuo asked Lina beside him.

Lena shook her head.

"Mr. Liu, you've gone too far!" Jie Zuo pointed at Liu Dahan's nose.

Liu Da was stunned for a moment, and then he heard Ji Zuo continue to shout: "He doesn't even have a dog, how can I kill his dog?"

Liu Da choked hard and took several deep breaths before suppressing the fire in his heart: "I'm talking about Gonda's life! Dog's life is just a contemptuous term!!!"

Seeing Liu Da fiercely gritting his teeth, Jie Zuo patted his chest thoughtfully: "Don't worry, you won't live for a few years, what will you do if you die suddenly!"

Liu Dahun looked at Jie Zuo in disbelief. Just when he was about to have a seizure, a gun was put on Liu Dahuan's head.

Lina said somewhat coldly: "Hey, Jie Zuozuo comforts you, aren't you happy?"

Liu Dahen turned his head and found that all his guards had fallen to the ground, and a woman wearing a black robe was standing there.

This woman in black robe is with Xie Zuo, but her presence is always ignored.

It was no surprise just now. Liu Dahen had forgotten that there was such a person.

Seeing that Liu Da was silent, Lina punched him hard again.

Liu Dahen grinned and showed a smile that was uglier than crying: "What did you say? How could I be unhappy! I am extremely happy and anxious."

Lina sneered again and again and put away the gun.

"Compared to these guys who fall out whenever they want, I am simply a good person.

All of them are really evil people. Liu Dahun thought in his heart, but he was still very kind on the surface.

The atmosphere was very silent. Liu Dahan waited for a while and said tactfully to Jie Zuo: "What about that, Brother Jie, when are you going to set off? I'm not in a hurry, don't get me wrong.

I am……"

"I know." Jie Zuo waved his hand to stop Liu Dahun: "I know you can't bear to leave me."

"What the hell!!!" Liu Dahun said in his heart.

"Yes, yes, I can't bear to leave you, but things have to be done, right?" Liu Dahen's attitude was very low.

Jie Zuo nodded and touched Guanghua's chin with one hand, not knowing what he was thinking.

Liu Dahen looked at Jie Zuo expectantly at first and waited for a long time.

Seeing Jie Zuo rubbing his chin faster and faster, with residual images appearing, Liu Dahun felt something was wrong.

"Mr. Xiezuo? What are you doing?"

When Jie Zuoru woke up from his dream, he looked like he suddenly understood: "Look! There is no fire caused by friction! I think the scientists are lying to us."

Liu Da took several deep breaths and managed to calm down his emotions. He thought to himself: "Nonsense! It's weird that you can get angry like this."

Seeing Liu Dahen's continuous luck, Jie Zuo blinked his big eyes and asked curiously: "What's wrong, brother? Are you a toad spirit and you want to act like that?"

"I want to know if you ********** are you **** or not?"

Liu Dahen finally felt better after he blocked the words and cursed in his heart.

"Mr. Jiezuo, I'm asking you when are you going to deal with that guy in Gonda."

"Go tomorrow."

"It's too late...what? Tomorrow?" Liu Dahen was a little surprised.

"What's wrong? It's too late? But it's already dark now." Jie Zuo stuffed the popcorn into his mouth without swallowing, just holding it in his mouth.

"No, no, no, I mean that's great. Then I'll prepare your luggage for you tomorrow."

"Hmm..." Jie Zuo nodded. Now his mouth was full of popcorn and he was speechless.

Liu Dahen was so happy that he even bowed to Jie Zuo and hurried out.

Only a few people from Jiezuo were left in the room.

Si Xing had something to say, but for a while he didn't know how to ask.

After a long time, Jie Zuo started to flap like a drowning fish.

"What's wrong with him?" Si Xing asked Lina.

"You must be choking." Lina said nonchalantly, then rolled up her sleeves, waved her fist twice, and punched Jie Zuo in the stomach.

Si Xing's eyelids twitched.

“Pfft~~~”

The popcorn in Xie Zuo's mouth suddenly spurted out.

"Xie Zuozuo, are you okay?" Lina brought a glass of water.

"It's okay, just be gentle when you meet me in the next life." After saying that, he rolled his eyes and fainted.

A burst of first-aid punches from Wu Yuan knocked Jie Zuo awake.

Watching the rescue process, Si Xing was terrified, and secretly made up his mind - he must not faint in front of these people. I am not Jie Zuo. With this set of punches, I am afraid he will not send me to the west directly.

Jie Zuo woke up and looked around: "Why did I faint just now?"

"Jie Zuozuo, you choked. Fortunately, Sister Wuyuan and I saved you." Lina said, and gave Si Xing a warning look.

"Really?" Jie Zuo was a little confused, and Si Xing nodded quickly.

"Why do I have a stomachache when I feel dizzy?" Jie Zuo was still confused.

"Don't worry about these details. What's your plan to kill Gonda tomorrow?" Lina asked cutely.

"We need to see Gonda first and then kill him."

When Si Xing saw that Jie Zuo had stopped talking, he looked surprised: "Is it over? That's it?"

"It's over, that's it!" Jie Zuo was sure.

Fortunately, everyone was used to understanding the Zuo-style plan and didn't say anything.

Early the next morning, Liu Dahen put Xie Zuo's luggage on the off-road vehicle.

The group rushed to Ur City.

Thanks to Sekuni High Iron Duck for the tip

I read this name three times before typing it out.