Abnormal items

Guanghua City.

Outside the military camp.

My name is Jie Zuo, and today is my first step to conquer the world.

"Xie Zuo! What are you going to do?" Si Xing asked, grabbing Xie Zuo's shoulder.

"Don't call me Jie Zuo, call me the Little Overlord of Building 301, Building 6, Block 13, Block 13, Megatron!"

"My name is Jie Zuo. My younger brother Sixing always has trouble remembering my nicknames, but I don't blame him. Who said he was born mentally retarded?"

Si Xing suddenly became anxious when he heard Jie Zuochao talking loudly to himself: "Who do you think is born mentally retarded!!

And what the hell is that 30-unit Building 6 in Block 13 of Bize City? "

"It's Jie Zuo's apartment in Bize City. I already knew it all!" Lina said while looking at Jie Zuo and drooling.

"Eh~~ Lina, you seem to be a pervert now!"

Si Xing took a few steps back, staying away from Lina.

Jie Zuo still looked in the direction of the military camp and remained silent.

Time passed by, and several passers-by looked at Jie Zuo's appearance, shook their heads with some regret, and then threw down a few steel coins.

Jie Zuo's head didn't move, and his feet were very nimble. He stepped on the steel drill on the ground with a snap, then squatted down pretending to tie his shoelaces, and put the steel drill in his pocket with lightning speed to steal the jingle bell.

Si Xing covered his face, feeling so embarrassed.

"Jie Zuozuo is great!!" Lina chirped and clapped beside her.

"Pa~"

Si Xing slapped his forehead: "He's great there. Are you going crazy when you're with him?"

Lina raised her head unwilling to admit defeat: "Didn't you see the shameless operation that Xie Zuozuo did just now while pretending to tie his shoelaces and then quickly put the money into his pocket?"

"The key is that he is wearing slippers!!"

Jie Zuo looked down at his flip-flops and his face turned red.

"Why are you blushing?"

"Wax for cold protection!"

"Who asked you?" Si Xing looked at Jie Zuo asking and answering himself, took a deep breath, and then yelled.

Maybe he really felt that the atmosphere here was awkward, so Jie Zuo finally walked to the entrance of the military camp wearing slippers.

Seeing that Guang Zuo had taken action, Si Xing felt relieved. He was still worried when he came.

The guards at the door also saw Mr. Zuo, and a soldier raised his gun: "Stop, don't go any further!"

Jie Zuo turned a deaf ear, covering his eyes and rubbing towards the door.

Still chanting: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

"I'm warning you, if you go any further, we're going to shoot!"

Hearing the sound of the gun being pulled, Jie Zuo finally put down his hand and stood there, yelling at the guard angrily.

"What's going on with you? Are you going to shoot a passer-by? Can't he be a passer-by? Can't he be someone who delivers information? Can't he be a friend of your boss?"

Xie Zuo's words were so righteous and stern that the guards were stunned for a moment.

The two guards looked at each other, and one of them asked softly: "Are you a friend of our boss?"

"No." Jie Zuo shook his head.

"Are you here to deliver information?"

"Not at all." Jie Zuo continued to shake his head.

"Then you're passing by?"

"No, I'm just here for you."

Jie Zuo's answer made the guards dumbfounded, and for a moment they didn't know how to answer the question.

"Hey hey hey, can I go in now?" Xie Zuo asked, pointing to the military camp.

"no!"

Jie Zuo's face gradually darkened, and he slowly stretched his hands to his lower back...

"Stop, put your hands up!"

The guards shouted nervously - who knows what this madman will take out.

Jie Zuo's hand slowly took out from his lower back.

The two guards stared at Jie Zuo's hand, and they would shoot as long as it was dangerous.

Jie Zuo's movements were very slow, and his face was solemn.

The cold sweat on the guard's forehead began to drip down - if it was a bomb, it might be revealed here today.

Finally, Jie Zuo took out the things on his lower back.

The two guards were stunned, why did this thing look so familiar?

Isn’t this an orange? !

With a sneer on his face, Jie Zuo slowly put the orange to his mouth.

The guard became nervous again—could it be a bomb disguised as an orange? I heard that the soldiers in the army next door can make the buns into bombs, and they will explode after one bite!

He can also tear people in half alive and is known as the Physicist Qi Xia.

Jie Zuo didn't know the complicated activities in the hearts of the two guards. He had a cold face and slowly opened his mouth with a sinister smile...

"Stop!! No biting!! If you dare to bite, I will shoot you!!"

One of the guards couldn't resist the pressure in his heart, holding the rifle in his hand and yelling at Jie Zuo as if he was losing his mind.

"Oh, if you want to eat, I'll give it to you." Jie Zuo threw the orange to the guard casually.

"Bomb! Get down!"

The two guards no longer bothered to untie the left, and flew towards both sides.

"Bomb?! Where is it? Oh my god~~"

Jie Zuo exclaimed and turned around and ran away, shouting as he ran, "There's a bomb! Everyone, move quickly!!"

The whole street was in complete chaos, everyone was running around in a hurry, and everything was in a mess.

Si Xing was standing not far from Jie Zuo, and it could be said that he saw what happened.

The so-called "bomb" was what he bought for Jie Zuo just now, using his personal money hidden in the soles of his shoes.

Seeing the scene of the end of the world coming on the street, Si Xing's face twitched and he didn't know what expression to use to express his inner feeling.

Jie Zuo was still shouting and causing chaos. When he saw this, he pulled Jie Zuo up and jumped in one direction.

Lina also acted very quickly, grabbing Si Xing who was still struggling and following Wu Yuan.

Wu Yuan had already explored the surroundings of this camp before, using her fly puppet.

Knowing that the defense of a place is weak is just very troublesome for patrolling troops.

The entrance to the camp is so busy now, and all the patrols must have gone to the entrance. It is a good time to sneak in before the chaos is over.

After a few tossing and turning, the four of them arrived under a high wall.

The shaken Jie Zuo barely managed to stand up.

Si Xing's performance was even worse. He couldn't help but vomit as soon as he stood firm.

Jie Zuo pointed at Si Xing and mocked: "Lao Xing, you are not good at this. This is... vomit... vomit... this is unbearable... vomit..."

Si Xing wiped his mouth and looked at Jie Zuo, who was being patted on the back by Wu Yuan: "Aren't you the same?"

Jie Zuo also stood up, wiped his mouth, and raised his head proudly: "I vomited three minutes later than you."

"They obviously vomited together!"

"Anyway, I'm later than you!"

…

Lina spread her hands and asked Wu Yuan next to her: "Are all men so childish?"

"A man is a boy until he dies." Wu Yuan said coldly.

As expected, there were no troops in this part of the camp.

After the four people climbed over the wall and came in, they hid in the bushes and watched the soldiers coming and going.

"Do you think the bomb exploded?" Jie Zuo asked Si Xing curiously.

Si Xingbai glanced at Zuo and said, "Have you forgotten that I bought that orange for you?"

Si Xing's expression was a bit resentful. After all, he had saved his private money for half a year, but Xie Zuo used it to buy oranges.

"Xie Zuozuo, don't you think it's better for us to just call in? Why are you so sneaky?" Lina asked with some confusion.

“There are no less than five thousand troops stationed in this camp, and they also have heavy weapons, so there is little chance of a strong attack.

Unlike Gonda's guard, there were only a few hundred people, and they were all lightly armed. " Wu Yuan answered for Jie Zuo.

"Then why not get a real bomb?" Si Xing asked this time.

"A real bomb will wake up the target this time, which will be detrimental to our approach to him." Still no chance to answer.

Si Xing looked at Jie Zuo in surprise - is this guy so thoughtful?

Jie Zuo stared with dead eyes: "I don't know how serious it is."

"What do you mean?" Si Xing asked,

"I don't know what it means, but it sounds so powerful." Jie Zuo explained with a serious look, still staring at him with dead eyes.

"It seems I'm overthinking. How can Jie Zuo be so thoughtful? Whether he has such a thoughtful mind or not, we have to consider." Si Xing thought to himself.

Several people waited in the bushes until dark.

The originally tense camp became relaxed again.

Then Jie Zuo and the others saw the soldiers marching inside, pressing down on the two unlucky guys standing guard in front.

After all, it's really embarrassing to think of an orange as a bomb.

Wuyuan quietly released a few little puppets and followed behind these people.

Soon they would know that the commander of this camp was there.