Abnormal items

"It's not impossible for you to sit down if you want, but you have to listen to me." Deng Ying said slowly.

"Okay, okay." Jie Zuo agreed quickly.

Boom~~There was an explosion outside.

"Captain, there are planes bombing us outside." The voice of the team members came from the earphones. The captain pondered for a moment: "You go out to support, I will guard the left side by myself."

"'yes."

The mechas that were originally in the hall all went out to support the external garrison. Now only the mechas driven by Jie Zuo and the captain were left in the room.

Jie Zuo was still quietly discussing countermeasures with Deng Ying.

The captain looked at Jie Zuo and himself whispering in a low voice, and felt uncomfortable all over - such a lunatic, he didn't know what unexpected things he would do.

Not long after, Jie Zuo stood up and looked at the mecha with envy on his face: "Wow, I really didn't expect that your technology is so advanced now."

The captain looked at Jie Zuo and turned away to ignore him.

"Team members like you must be carefully selected." Jie Zuo continued to say with stars in his eyes.

The captain couldn't help but feel a little proud: "Humph, of course..."

"Aren't you bored in there?" Jie Zuo, like a fan who saw his idol, kept asking questions.

"Boring? This is the latest mecha, and it's air-conditioned." The captain was quite proud.

"Oh, air conditioner, is it this pipe?" Jie Zuo asked, pointing to a pipe outside the mecha.

The captain looked at Jie Zuo warily: "What do you want to do?"

"Hey, hey, it's nothing, just asking." Jie Zuo scratched his head and smiled innocently.

"I'm warning you, don't make any unnecessary moves!" The captain raised his gun and pointed it at Jie Zuo.

"Oh, you are such a real person, I just want you to see my big baby." Jie Zuo put the gun aside and said to the captain mysteriously.

"What?" The captain was a little confused.

Jie Zuo took out a lantern from behind his back: "Look, what was just teleported here is magical."

The captain controlled the mecha to get a closer look...

Jie Zuo showed a sinister smile, and before the captain could react, Jie Zuo pulled out the ventilation pipe of the mecha, and then put his butt on it.

"Don't mess around..." The captain in the cockpit panicked and quickly controlled the mecha to get up, but it was too late.

“Pfft~~~”

A long burst of gas ran from Jie Zuo's body along the ventilation system to the inside of the mecha.

Jie Zuo quickly blocked the vent, grinning evilly.

The captain had no intention of pursuing Jie Zuo at this time, and the cockpit was filled with a disgusting smell.

The captain even smelled the leeks and garlic that Xie Zuo had eaten recently.

The captain was retching in waves, and could hardly keep his eyes open in the cockpit - it was really harsh on the eyes.

There was no other way, so the captain had no choice but to open his mask.

The moment the mask was opened, a cloud of white mist came out of the lantern.

Bai Wu strangled the captain's neck. The poor captain was choked unconscious by Bai Wu without even taking a breath of fresh air.

Bai Wu pulled the captain who rolled his eyes out of the cockpit and threw him aside.

"How's it going?" Deng Ying appeared behind Jie Zuo and said somewhat showily.

"Wow, that's amazing. Can you grant me one more wish? I want a paper figurine wife." Jie Zuo applauded non-stop, then turned around and looked at Deng Ying expectantly.

"Tsk~~" Deng Ying was very unhappy, and the good mood just now disappeared.

Seeing no expression from the lantern shadow, Jie Zuo shrugged regretfully, thinking that we would talk about it later - his own lantern was a bit arrogant and not as open as foreign magic lanterns. As long as you work hard, your wish will come true one day.

Jie Zuo reconnected the ventilation pipe, then took off the captain's clothes, put them on himself, and entered the cockpit carrying a lantern.

After entering the cockpit, Xie Zuo closed the mask cover and twisted around in his seat with excitement.

"Can you drive it?" Dengying questioned.

"No!" Jie Zuo said matter-of-factly.

"I knew it." Deng Ying sighed.

The translucent mask is a display screen, and the screen shows the outside world and various data of the mecha.

There is a joystick inside the mecha, and countless buttons.

Xie Zuo shook the joystick, and the mecha began to move swayingly.

Jie Zuo shouted excitedly.

"Captain, the attack outside has been withdrawn. When will the support arrive?" The voice of the team member came from the headset.

Jie Zuo coughed twice and lowered his voice and said, "Well, I'll be there in a minute. Don't worry. I'll go out and take a look now."

"Captain, don't you need to take care of abnormal items?" The team members were a little confused.

Jie Zuo looked at the sleeping captain on the ground and answered into the earphone: "He...he fainted..."

"As expected of the captain."

Jie Zuo was greatly benefited from the mecha team member's praise: "Well, as expected of me! Hehehehe..."

Jie Zuo just manipulated the mecha crookedly and walked out.

Along the way, he saw various unmanned machines standing guard, which reminded Jie Zuo of Skynet in the abyss.

At the gate of the base, there were two mecha warriors standing guard. When they saw Xie Zuo coming over, their mechas saluted him.

Jie Zuo responded with a "Sun Wukong-style backhand salute", which made the two soldiers very puzzled and thought it was the etiquette recently developed by the headquarters.

The mecha controlled by Jie Zuo staggered out of the base gate as if he was drunk.

Outside the door, Dr. C's army has set up a position, and all kinds of machinery that have never been seen before are deployed and set up.

When Xie Zuo came out, a team member came to greet him: "Captain, the simple fortifications have been erected. Please review them."

"Well, although I didn't understand a word you said, seeing that you are so energetic, you deserve a little red flower as a reward." Xie Zuo replied.

The pilot of the mecha was stunned: "You...Captain, are you okay?"

"If you have nothing to do, just eat the plums. Okay, I'll go look somewhere else." Jie Zuo wanted to use his mecha to pat the opponent's mecha on the shoulder, but he did it improperly and directly patted the opponent's mecha's butt.

"Ahem, I'm leaving." Jie Zuo felt a little embarrassed and turned around to leave.

At this time, the team members also noticed something was wrong with the captain's mecha. After calling their teammates on a secret radio, they followed Jie Zuo.

Jie Zuo walked forward slowly, and the team members' mechas slowly followed behind. Mechas continued to join him on the road.

Not long after, there were five or six mechas following Jie Zuo.

"Are you so free?" Jie Zuo controlled the mecha to turn around.

"You'd better come down by yourself, don't let us use force." The mecha on the opposite side shouted to Jie Zuo through the external speaker.

"Catch him!" At this moment, the naked captain stumbled over, pointing at Xie Zuo's mecha and shouting with a look of grief and anger.

Seeing that he could no longer pretend, Jie Zuo stopped pretending: "Don't force me."

Several mechas on the opposite side quietly raised their grabbers: "I advise you not to do stupid things."

"Hmph! If a mental illness doesn't do stupid things, is it still called a mental illness?" Jie Zuo retorted sternly.

The pilots of the mecha on the opposite side actually thought it made sense.

"Go to hell!" Taking advantage of the opponent's daze, Jie Zuo shouted through the loudspeaker.

The mecha on the opposite side was stunned and quickly maneuvered to avoid the incoming attack.

At this critical moment, Jie Zuo's mecha started dancing...

Jie Zuo's muttering to himself was heard in the loudspeaker: "Huh? Which button is the weapon?"

The mecha on the opposite side, which was rolling, was stunned when looking at the dancing Jiezuo mecha.

The scene suddenly became awkward...