Abnormal items

"This one, I'm going to carry it, babies!" Jie Zuo stood directly on the chair, with one hand on his waist and the other pointing straight forward.

The secretary stood up excitedly: "Mr. Xie Zuo... what did you find?"

The old lady didn't say anything, she just turned her head in the direction of Jie Zuo and smiled at it.

Jie Zuo looked back at his secretary, with the corner of his mouth raised, revealing a mysterious smile: "Laxative, I just got off the spaceship, and I'm in Rune Continent.

I can't explain it to you clearly. I just want to say that you understand everything you know, and I won't say more about what you don't understand.

Let's take a closer look. Don't ask me what's going on. There are too many interests involved here. It's not good for you or me to tell you. Just pretend you don't know.

For the rest, I can only say that the water here is very deep and involves many things. It is difficult for you to find the details. Most of them have been deleted from the Internet, so I can understand everything I say.

Insiders squinted. "

"This?" The secretary was dumbfounded and sat down angrily, taking what Jie Zuo just said as another prank.

The old lady's facial expression remained unchanged. After staring at Jie Zuo for a while, she turned her head away.

Xie Zuo put his hand on his forehead and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "Oh~ people in the know are so boring and lonely."

After finishing speaking, Jie Zuo sat back on his seat, picked up a cup of tea, and drank it slowly.

Hainer next to him came over and said, "Master, have you really found a way?"

Jie Zuo looked at him sideways: "What do you think?"

"I don't know. But if you really find a way, please save us quickly.

I really don’t want to eat anymore. I always feel that the food I eat will turn into something else in my stomach. "As he spoke, Hainer put down the mutton chops in his hand with a frown on his face.

Maybe it was because he had been suppressing it for too long. Heiner couldn't stop talking when he started talking - complaining about why it happened like this, why it was him, he was just a gang boss doing his job.

Why would an ordinary resident of Bader punish himself like this when he has done nothing but good deeds?

Jie Zuo listened to Haina's complaints and watched Haina's belly getting bigger and bigger, but Haina didn't notice at all.

"Master, you said a disgusting bug came out of the cookie before. Will the things we eat turn into something disgusting in our stomachs?" Hainer looked panicked.

His belly was already huge, his eyes were red, a worm crawled out of his nostrils, and bumps appeared one after another on his face, crawling under his skin.

But Hainer himself was not aware of all this.

Jie Zuo patted him on the shoulder: "Of course the food you eat will turn into something disgusting."

"Ah! What...will it turn into?" Hainer became even more panicked.

The secretary also noticed the changes in Heiner, and just as he was about to say something to remind him, he kept winking at him.

The secretary swallowed and lowered his head, pretending not to notice.

"Master, what do you think it will become?" Zhi Zhi Zuo didn't answer him, and Haina's panic became even more serious. He grabbed Jie Zuo's sleeves with both hands and refused to let go.

"Pa~~" A loud slap.

Hainer covered his face in grievance: "Why did you hit me?"

"Damn it, it's a rainy day for a big kid - if you have nothing to do, you have nothing to do." Jie Zuo rubbed his hands.

Hainer just felt dizzy and scared, as if he would die in the next second. This slap made him sober up a lot.

"Didn't you ask what I would become?" Jie Zuo tore off a piece of mutton chop and put it in his mouth to chew.

"Yes, yes." Hainer nodded.

Jie Zuo patted Haina's belly, which was as swollen as a hot-air balloon, and shouted to him loudly: "You're going to turn into a daddy! Bastard!"

You bastard, are you trying to scare me by saying so much? ah! Asking you if you are scaring me!

Do you think I'm scared? Hehehe, actually I am from Tsinghua University, hehehe~~" Jie Zuo tilted his head and stuck out his tongue.

Being yelled at by Jie Zuo, Hainer himself felt that it was impossible - he would have died early. He had been eating for so long, and the food had probably turned into cake. He was really scaring himself.

"Well, I was just joking, joking." Heina laughed sarcastically and lowered his head to eat.

All the strange phenomena on Hainer's body disappeared, and his swollen belly returned to normal.

The secretary witnessed the whole process and saw that after Hainer recovered, he lowered his head in thought.

"I want to go to the toilet!" Jie Zuo raised his hand to signal the old lady.

"Then you have to be careful, it's very dark inside the toilet." The old lady said to Jie Zuo with ill intentions.

"Then I want him to go with me." Xie Zuo pointed to the secretary.

The secretary was stunned, wondering why Xie Zuo asked him to go to the toilet.

"Why?" The old lady looked gloomy.

"Boys go to the toilet together, don't you know? No, no, there are really people who don't know that boys have to support each other when they go to the toilet!

Or... you have never had a boyfriend at all..."

The old lady interrupted Xie Zuo: "Go, go, be careful not to come back!"

Although the secretary was confused, he still followed Xie Zuo to the toilet.

The toilet was as the old lady said, very dark.

The secretary came over and said to Jie Zuo: "Take off your pants."

"What are you taking off your pants for?" Jie Zuo tugged on his belt tightly.

"Ah? Didn't you say you wanted me to help you when you went to the toilet?" The secretary pretended to be calm, but the dark environment gave him some bad thoughts, as if something was watching them.

"Give me back your IQ punch!" Jie Zuo yelled.

"Pa~~" A loud slap echoed in the space, blowing away all the secretary's thoughts.

"You..." The secretary covered her face and looked at Jie Zuo in surprise.

"What are you! You are really pigs! Think about what's different about you!" Jie Zuo waved his hand. It was obvious that the slap was very forceful.

"Hey hey hey, let you point a gun at me!" Jie Zuo muttered to himself very loudly.

The secretary ignored Jie Zuo's revenge. After hearing what Jie Zuo said, he thought about it carefully and realized that he was indeed irrational now.

Just like what Xie Zuo said about needing help when going to the toilet, it was obviously an excuse to prevaricate the old lady, but he actually took it seriously.

"Are our emotions infected?" the secretary said tentatively.

“It should be amplified.

And once we have any bad thoughts in our minds, they will immediately come true on us. "Xie Zuo held his non-existent glasses and analyzed seriously.

"Can't we just tell everyone not to think about it?" the secretary made a suggestion.

"Haha!" Jie Zuo spat: "Things like thoughts are not so easy to control, especially when all emotions are amplified.

The less we want to think about it, the more our brains tend to associate it with that aspect.

So the best way now is not to tell other people. Once we find that someone has a strange vision, the two of us have to find a way to interrupt his thoughts and not let him know what happened.

If you just eat, you will definitely not be able to get out. "Jie Zuo sighed with emotion.

"Then... what should we do?" The secretary didn't know what to say. He felt like a fool now.

Jie Zuo patted his secretary on the shoulder: "Just lie down and let Master Jie Zuo take you flying!"