A super traveler in a peaceful world

Just when he was insisting on the principle of not wasting, eating while experimenting, forcing himself to the point where he was not too hungry, there was a rustling sound of grass and trees in the nearby woods, just like the wild boar had been infested before...

He subconsciously raised the knife in his hand that was used as a cutlery, and when he was thinking about throwing the knife as a dart, someone's voice came from the bushes.

"...You over there..."

"people?"

"...I bear the shame...to ask you..."

As he was speaking, a small red figure appeared from the bushes... to be precise, it should have crawled out holding its stomach and stretched out its hand to him.

For some reason, a girl appeared deep in the forest in the middle of the night. Her atmosphere gave people a young and innocent feeling. She must be about fourteen years old like Megumin. The clothes she wore had a sense of ancient costume. To be precise, it’s a vintage kimono.

When he realized that it was the light of the fire that had attracted the other party, An Luo picked up the branches on the ground, walked up and poked the face of the girl who had somehow managed to stop talking mid-sentence: "Hey~ do you died?"

"Ah...!" The girl whose face was poked suddenly opened her eyes as if awakened and slowly looked up. However, she was dizzy due to hunger and gave up looking up again. She said directly again: "... I hold back my shame...and ask you...did you bring any food? Can you... share some with me?"

"Yes, yes, that's..."

Can homemade pork really be classified as food? While thinking about this problem, the girl got excited when she heard there was food, but mistakenly thought he didn't want to share it with her. She grabbed his leg suddenly and her speech suddenly became smoother.

"Actually... I am a very ethical person. If you help me, I will definitely repay you and even grant you a wish. Anything will do! This is a way to make a girl owe you a favor. What a great opportunity! Are you going to give up?"

"Hmm~ Is anything okay? Wait a moment..."

Originally An Luo thought it was nothing to give food, but the other party actually said so. Then there was free labor, so naturally he couldn't let it go easily. So to avoid the other party regretting it, he quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket and turned on the night view mode. filmed and said: "What did you just say? Can you say it again?"

"Huh?... If you give me food, I will definitely repay the favor!" The girl, who did not see An Luo's actions and therefore did not know that An Luo was collecting evidence, said eagerly without caring about anything for the food: "I can even grant you a wish, any wish! I am willing to swear to rice balls! So..."

“I don’t know why it’s rice balls, but that’s what I said!”

After finishing the video shooting as evidence, An Luo, who was very satisfied, was ready to let her become a tester of homemade pork... Wrong, she was a food tester.

An Luo, who got a free food taster, lifted the girl up from the ground with one hand like a kitten, preparing to take her to the fire.

However...an accident happened at this time. He picked up the girl and walked to the fire. He found that the weight on his hand suddenly became lighter.

"--pain.....!"

The girl's cry of pain came from his feet. He subconsciously lowered his head and looked over. He noticed that only the red kimono jacket and white lining were left in his hands. When he looked down, he found... The girl was as naked as the golden cicada after shedding her shell, and she lay on the ground frowning in pain.

"...I heard that modern kimonos have been improved and are not so easy to take off. So the problem should be with this retro kimono, right? By the way...there are still people in this era who wear underwear, Are you going to wear a kimono without even wearing underwear?”

An Luo observed the girl on the floor who was naked from her back to her buttocks. Almost without thinking, she put all the blame on the other party, thinking that it was the wrong clothes she wore that caused the current situation to happen.

"...What are you talking about...Hurry up and help me up!"

The girl who was already dizzy from hunger on the floor and now almost unconscious from the fall seemed to reach out to him subconsciously before she realized her situation.

"Okay, I'll help you up right now..."

There was no reason to refuse, and since it was the other party's request, it was inappropriate to shirk it, so An Luo grabbed her hand in a gentlemanly manner and pulled her up from the floor.

"Really, why did you let go so suddenly? It hurts... eh?"

The girl complained while patting the dust off her body, but as she patted, she suddenly discovered something was wrong. To put it simply, it was probably that the feel was fundamentally different from the feel of normal clothes. This made her lose her voice. Slowly he lowered his head and looked at his chest.

"--Varied.....!"

"It's a flat river." An Luo, on behalf of the girl who was surprised for a moment and didn't know what to say, expressed his feelings without reservation. He shook his head in a critic's tone and said: "No, it's still a little bit flat to say that the flat river is flat." No, there are still some characteristics of girls, but you should still eat more so that you can develop into a beautiful girl with a good body. But you don’t need to feel inferior because of this. After all, some people have special hobbies in this area, so you There is also a market for people.”

"well......"

Because An Luo was too calm, the look and tone he observed were too calm, which caused the already panicked girl to suppress her scream for a moment.

After looking up and down again, An Luo handed over the clothes in his hand seriously and reminded: "Anyway, let's put on clothes first. In addition, you should thank me for not being the kind of person with special hobbies, otherwise it would be very possible for me to do anything to you in this barren mountain."

"Is that so? Thank you...?"

The girl who subconsciously obeyed An Luo's command, took the clothes and hugged them to her chest, subconsciously nodded and thanked her in confusion.

Then... the girl who stood there dumbly lowered her head and looked back and forth between her clothes and herself a few times. When An Luo leisurely blocked her ears with both hands, she finally came to her senses and suddenly grew up. Her face gradually turned red, her expression quickly distorted, and a lot of tears welled up in her eyes.

“…Woo…..Ew…Woo hey hey hey hey hey!!!”

"Today, the moon is also very beautiful."

An Luo, who blocked his ears with his hands, ignored the strange screams of the girl beside him and looked at the bright moon in the sky.

Under the moonlight, even outside the light of the fire, the night view of the forest can still be seen.

Just as he was admiring the night view, he saw a snow-white petite figure flying out from beside him and escaping towards the forest nearby, but... before he could reach the forest, he suddenly went straight to the gorgeous scene. He fell to the ground.

The girl ran for a short distance and then fell to the ground, causing the surrounding area to become silent for a moment.

"...What happened? I didn't trip her on purpose, right?"

Subconsciously looking at the white and tender back of the girl lying on the ground, An Luo touched his chin and thought. Although he had no doubt that he would do such a thing, the situation now should not be caused by his unconscious telepathy.

After all, he really didn't do anything, but there were no bumps on the floor, so why did she fall?

He just walked over with confusion, poked the girl in the face who didn't move much after that, and asked: "Why didn't you run away? Are you dead?"

Enduring An Luo's harassment, the girl dug her fingers into the ground and choked out as if struggling in pain: "Ugh... I'm so hungry... I can't run anymore..." "

"I see, was that just a flashback?"

"...Kill me...pervert...rather than suffer this humiliation, I might as well die...!"

"No, why did I become such a pervert? I didn't do anything. I was just helping you from the beginning of our meeting. Don't you think that by saying this, you are repaying a favor with a grudge?"

An Luo expressed his position with an innocent face. In his opinion, he should be the victim, and in fact... this is indeed the case.

He had never taken the initiative to hurt the girl, and he had no ill intentions toward her. He even tried to help her move to the fire to eat.

From this point of view, he is 100% well-intentioned and is purely doing good things, so he definitely has a clear conscience... Of course, even if he is guilty, he himself will not care.

"You, you..." When the girl raised her trembling hands and wanted to accuse him of atrocities, he directly interrupted: "Forget it, I am an elder after all, and I will not talk to you. This kid cares so much, does he want to eat?"

"I don't want this from you..."

Gu~

Before she could finish speaking, the girl's stomach made a noise first, causing her words to be interrupted. At the same time, her eyes were filled with tears again, which made An Luo smile instead: "You'd better not cry in a hurry, either. Don’t refuse in a hurry, I’ll give you some meat, why don’t you calm down and put on your clothes first?”

The girl who had been hungry for many days wanted to run away on the spot, but she didn't have the physical strength at all, and the almost maddening hunger in her abdomen defeated her sense of shame, forcing her to cry with tears in her eyes. Staring at An Luo, he warned: "...turn around...don't peek..."

"It's okay, it's okay. I just read everything I should and shouldn't see. I just watched it all openly. No matter what, I won't take a peek. Don't worry."

"Ugh... you, you... you pervert, ahhhhhh!!"

It's okay not to say it. When An Luo said it, the girl not only felt uneasy, but also started to cry again.

But An Luo thought about it calmly and couldn't help but said to himself: "Hmm~ Pervert? This is still a new name. In the past, people usually called me pervert, then scum, beast, devil, monster. Whatnot, being treated as a pervert is quite a new experience."

".....Why......?"

The girl who heard An Luo talking to herself seemed to be severely frightened. Her wailing that seemed to be endless stopped in an instant. She just looked at him with frightened eyes, as if she was worried that he would do something to her. Do something yourself.

An Luo saw this frightening apology and couldn't help but laugh again. He squatted down and patted her head gently, and said with a smile: "You're kidding~ Others usually call me brother, how could it be possible?" Some people call me a pervert."

"...Really?" The girl sniffed and asked cautiously, holding her clothes in front of her.

An Luo showed a gentle smile that was harmless to humans and animals, and sighed with pretense of depression: "Of course, you may not know that my biggest shortcoming is that I can't lie to others. I have been trying to improve it, but unfortunately I have always been There’s no way to learn how to deceive people.”

"...That...I think that's an advantage."

"Thank you, you gave me confidence in myself again."

"You're welcome...but if it's possible...can you turn around now?"

"Ah~ of course, please do."

An Luo stood up with a smile, turned around, and waited silently for the girl behind him to put on her clothes.

After the girl put on her clothes and calmed down a little, An Luo helped her to the fire and handed her the half-burnt and half-cooked pig hind leg.

"...meat~!"

The girl who had been eating wild vegetables for a long time in the mountains was still unable to fill her stomach. She took the meat with bright eyes as soon as she saw the meat after seeing it for a long time.

Under An Luo's expectant gaze, she hugged the pig leg and began to chew it. It seemed that she was eating very well because of excessive hunger.

It was her eating appearance that even made An Luo suspect that her cooking skills were actually very good. The reason why the food she ate before was so unpalatable was entirely because the meat she ate was not very good. All the essence was reserved for this person. girl.

..... Just when she was thinking this, the girl seemed to be gradually recovering from the state of starvation. Looking at the pig legs in her hands, she didn't seem to feel that delicious anymore. Her expression became distorted again, and she even dropped everything. The pig's feet lay on the ground and vomited on the spot.

"——Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The girl with tears in her eyes was trying to spit out the food she had just eaten, but she couldn't spit out the rest except that she hadn't swallowed it in her mouth.

This made her cry and point at An Luo and complain: "W-what is this?! Did you feed me raw meat and charcoal?! Or did you put a lot of messy weird things!"

"It's so strange... does it taste really bad? I obviously cooked it using normal techniques. Why is this happening?"

"This cannot be described as unpalatable at all! The taste of this thing is so weird that it is even worse than raw meat! It is not something that humans should eat! No... not even beasts will eat this kind of thing!"

"But you clearly ate very delicious food just now, and I also ate a lot just now."

"That's because I haven't eaten anything normal for several days! It's not at all because your food tastes good! And you... you're not a human at all! You're a ghost!!"

"That's an exaggeration, but since you've been hungry for so long, you should eat some liquid food. It's a good thing you can eat this kind of thing."

An Luo looked at the girl who was still lying on the ground with some admiration, but the girl couldn't help but let out a low, dull roar: "This is not all your fault! You gave me such a thing, right? !”

"Well, seeing as you can still shout so well, there must be nothing wrong with it."

"How could it be okay? My mouth now tastes so disgusting! It's so disgusting that I want to die!"

The girl was going crazy on the spot, feeling like she wanted to die together with An Luo, but An Luo felt like taking the most credit and said: "That's just your own subjective opinion. Seeing how energetic you are, It means that there must be no problem, and my meat can instantly restore your energy. It must have a miraculous effect, right? This is also thanks to me."

"How is that possible? It just fills my stomach a little! Although it tastes bad, it is probably considered energy... but I will never admit that it is food!"

The girl with tears on her face kept picking at her body and mouth as she finished speaking. She seemed to be really disgusted and wanted to vomit out what she had just eaten.

However, she didn't recover so quickly after eating something. She was just disgusted by the disgusting things, which was like being forcefully activated by taking a shot of adrenaline, so she quickly exhausted her strength and lay down again after struggling for a while. Unable to move on the ground.

............

............

When the girl collapsed on the ground again, motionless and panting to regain her strength, An Luo used a knife nearby and added some subtle telekinesis to cut off one of the front legs and try to grill it again.

He believed that the problem with the first failure must not be with him, but with the fact that the pork hind legs were too big, so he planned to try again with the front legs to prove his cooking skills. Force is feasible.

After all, he wasn't boasting. He was a genius whose learning ability astonished the professors at Shuchiin and Tokyo University. Isn't it easy to just barbecue?

"....Normally, it's impossible for me to fail, so the problem must be due to experience, so I only need to try a few more times to improve the situation. At home, it's only Megumin and Kei who stop me. With my accumulated experience, no one here can stop me and I can definitely solve this problem quickly."

That was what he originally thought, but just after he skinned the pig's front legs and put on wooden thorns to replace the pig's hind legs, the girl behind him grabbed his trousers.

"...Please, don't waste any more food..."

"How come your words are exactly the same as what people in my family said?"

"Because...this is what normal people think!" The girl on the floor, with a feeling that she would cry if she didn't agree, tried hard to say: "...Please, be a human being. ..."

"No, what do you mean by that? And I have never felt that I am not a human being. I have always been doing human things, and I am also a model of human beings."

"How is that possible! How can people take off other people's clothes as soon as they meet! And giving people food that is not for humans is simply not something that humans can do! You are simply a ghost! A pervert! A ghost! Got caught by an evil spirit!"

The girl's resentment is almost reaching the limit of the sky. She exudes the aura of an unfortunate girl who has been abused and has no choice. You can't help but sympathize with her just by looking at her.

But An Luo still felt very innocent, and felt confused and wronged by her behavior. He couldn't help but retort: ​​"What's wrong with your child? Although it does look quite pitiful on the surface, it's not my fault. Right? At least I didn’t turn you into this out of subjectivity, right? If people who don’t know see it, shouldn’t they mistakenly think that I’m really a bad person?”

"...Do you really have the nerve to say that you are a good person?"

"Why not?"

"...."

An Luo asked in surprise, making the girl understand that her words had no meaning in front of this person.

So she gave up her words, put her hands on the ground and tried to get up, then took the wooden strips on the pig's front legs from An Luo's hand: "... let me do it... you sit down Just wait nearby."

"No, I won't eat. To be precise... I probably don't want to eat meat in the past week."