"Hey, are you...?"

"——As long as you join the church, you will get a chance to win a lottery, and you can win a laptop worth up to 50,000 yen! There is also a soap as a consolation prize! And the price they need to pay is just to sign!"

Although they say yes, there is no way to remove it, or there is no way to remove it easily.

Because Zanguang Church has real gods, as long as you sign a special application form, you will be recognized as a member of the church. Apostates will be punished. Unless you switch to another church, you can obtain another god. Protection from divine punishment.

This is also the reason why the people who were pestered by the Axis Order did not sign in the first place. They relied on signing to avoid their harassment. Moreover, problems would arise if they were changed frequently.

The most important thing is that there is only one god in this world. Once someone wants to quit, they will be punished by laziness and violence. Their own laziness and violence will become uncontrollable, and depending on the size of the situation, it may cause irreparable consequences.

Although An Luo wanted to immediately hire a few bodyguards from his bodyguard company to set up stalls outside, shouting that if you join the religion, you can win a lottery for free, so as to recruit a large number of believers.

But apart from persuading the muse, who is clearly an evil god but is unexpectedly principled, to accept this semi-deceptive deception, it is also more troublesome for the church to keep people praying here.

Fortunately, after a while, professional priests will come to fool people. They will use the past church teachings of Muse, which of course is the version modified by An Luo. In theory, the development prospects of the church are still very good.

"This priest's robe is good, but it would be nice if someone could confess to me."

An Luo, who put on a black robe similar to that of a Catholic, sat in the confession booth with his chin in one hand, imagining that someone could confess to him.

Maybe his luck really got better. At this moment, a blond girl who seemed to be looking for someone, Hayasaka Ai walked around in the church except for him and the muse, and finally looked at the person sitting at the door. Him in the open confession booth.

"...An Luo? If you don't go to school to this church, why are you dressing like this? Your new part-time job is a priest??"

I learned from Bai Yu, who knew An Luo's whereabouts, that Hayasaka Ai, who had skipped classes because An Luo was in this church, came here with a face full of surprise and didn't know how to evaluate his appearance at the moment.

"Ah, just right, Hayasaka! You have a lot to say, right?"

"Hey, um, that's it...what's wrong?"

After all, it was impossible to come here to look for him after skipping school. Therefore, Hayasaka Ai nodded slightly when he pointed this out, but he lowered his head as if it was difficult to speak, and even kicked the stone slabs laying on the ground.

"Then...go to the other side! I will listen carefully!"

It was not easy to catch someone, so An Luo was so excited that he immediately closed and locked the priest's room.

"Huh? Wait! I'm not here to confess!" Hayasaka Ai subconsciously rushed forward, but there was no response when she knocked on the door and couldn't open the door. An Luo also kept silent as if he was dead inside, leaving her in With no choice but to go in through the confessor's door.

But just as he entered the confessional, he heard a familiar voice coming from across the black cloth inside—

"Welcome, lost lamb~ Come, my child, count your sins! Tell us the sins you have committed. God will definitely forgive your sins after hearing your confession. Of course... yes After the donation, by my hand!”

"...What's going on with this script? Are you reading the instruction manual? There's also a detailed list of sins and the last sentence wouldn't an ordinary priest say that?! Can you stop being blind?" Facing An Luo This voice sounded very serious, and the corners of Hayasaka Ai's mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Please do not speak such blasphemous words in the sacred hall. Do you have anything to confess? If not, please leave this room and let the next lost lamb come to see you."

"...There are only two of us in this church, right? Where can we find another person? And that priest will speak so condescendingly like you?!"

"It seems that you really have nothing to confess. So, if there are no other believers, I will just wait here quietly for the next lost lamb. Please leave as soon as possible."

"Hey! Stop playing, okay?"

"...If you don't want to leave, just count your sins here."

".....you really......"

There was really nothing she could do to him. Hayasaka Ai could only sit on the chair in the confession room. He sighed and looked at the black cloth that blocked the sight of both parties. However, he felt that this seemed good, so he put his hands on the table and expressed his feelings. Tell me: "Actually...I'm here to thank you."

"Really?" An Luo, who had already understood his purpose, put aside his priestly pretense and joked: "Well~ what about the thank you? You know, I am a pragmatic person and don't really accept verbal thanks. "

"Of course I know how bad you are."

As if she also knew what he would say, the girl smiled and said the words that made An Luo, who was behind the black cloth, inexplicably hit by an arrow in the chest.

An Luo, whose smile froze for a moment, couldn't help scratching the table subconsciously, and said depressedly: "...You shouldn't be praising me now, you have to praise me even if you don't praise me, right? You are planning to perform a modern version of Will the farmer and the snake repay their kindness with enmity?"

"No, I think even if you are terrible, you still have good points."

"...I would be very happy if you could remove the three words 'very bad', by the way!" An Luo couldn't help but slapped the table and stood up, putting his head in the dark. Bu stared unhappily at the blond girl who was holding her chin in her hands and looking at him with a smile on her face: "Do you want to say me or praise me? Can you choose whatever you want?! Do you still want to play with me?! Don't underestimate the priest. , you hottie maid who doesn’t do her job properly!”

"You are the one, you are here pounding the table even though you are wearing a priest's uniform. Aren't you afraid of getting fired?"

"...This church belongs to me! I am the pope! The god of the church is my cat! Who can fire me?"

"Huh? Cat??"

Even though he knew very well that pasta could be regarded as a god, Hayasaka Ai couldn't help but be dumbfounded by the idea of ​​treating his own cat as a god and creating a church.

"Is there anything wrong?"

"No...I'm a little worried. Will anyone really come if you act like this?"

"It doesn't matter whether others come or not, what matters is that I will drag them here."

An Luo looked so confident that Hayasaka Ai didn't know what to say to him. She was just a little depressed that her rhythm was messed up by him and she didn't know how to say thank you.

After a long while, she sighed and reminded melancholy: "Please be more moderate in church matters, and... I am no longer a maid."

"Have you been fired?"

"No, I resigned, so now I am a free man... This is all your credit, but..."

"There will be various problems after leaving your job, right? Then, as I said before, how about coming to my place and helping me work?"

An Luo understands the difficulty of Hayasaka Ai and knows that she who has worked for the Shinomiya family will definitely be targeted by many people if she leaves the job and loses the protection of the Shinomiya family. They will try to dig out the secrets of the Shinomiya family that she knows, so she takes the initiative to propose Hire.

"Well, now I want to find a new job based on my own hobbies..."

Hayasaka Ai muttered vaguely and stood up.

"Do you mean no?"

"No...it's okay~" As she walked out of the confessional, the girl with her back to him said inadvertently: "Although you are a bad person and always have a lot of embarrassing demands, But you always help me in the end, so even if you are such a bad person, I... seem to like you quite a lot."

"...I always feel like you are suddenly saying outrageous things just like you were yesterday? But can you please stop saying those words casually like you are just chatting? I don't even know. Should this be a joke or something.”

"It depends on how you want to view it."

In fact, the girl, whose cheeks were already red, turned her back to him to hide her emotions, pretending to be calm as much as possible to prevent him from noticing the wavering in her heart.

However.......

"...Well, why don't you think about the arrangement of your duties first? Since you are a maid yourself, then...! How about being my maid? Of course, I don't want you to help with dressing or anything. Yes, you just need to help me cover various things. Of course you can interact with Shinomiya freely in school, and help me handle the work of the student union. The salary is the same as Shinomiya's, but the workload is It will definitely be a lot less, ah, of course, because you also know the situation of my family, so you have to pretend to be Alice's maid and take care of Alice, right? "

"—Okay! Idiot!"

Hayasaka Ai turned around suddenly, glared at him fiercely, and then walked out of the church angrily.

"You promise and scold at the same time. You are really an over-the-top maid." An Luo looked at Hayasaka's back and didn't know what to say. In the end, he just sighed:

"...You're the one who's stupid, right? This way of asking...what should I say? And didn't I give the answer last time? That guy shouldn't understand, right?"

After Hayasaka Ai, who theoretically should be in hot girl mode wearing a school uniform, but actually didn’t know what she was like inside, left, An Luo wandered around the church for a while before handing the church over to the muse and rushing to visit at noon. Go to school, planning to have a good talk with Iino Yako.

And almost as expected, shortly after the lunch break, Yako came to the disciplinary committee room as expected.

"Senior?... Were you arrested by the disciplinary committee?"

Since the student union room is not available to you for the time being, Yako, who planned to perform an on-campus inspection after eating here and distribute campaign leaflets at the same time, couldn't help but look a little confused when she saw An Luo appearing here.

"How is it possible? Except for Xiao Mizi, no one will care about Senior Anluo at all." The Big Buddha Xiaobo, who is inseparable from Mizi, pushed the frame of the mirror and answered Anluo who wanted to complain why he must have been arrested if he appeared here. .

"Yiko, I want to talk to you about the election."

"I see. Senior didn't get arrested but came to declare war?"

Mizi, who had a straight face, felt aroused, and said in a deep voice full of expectation: "Come on, senior! Even if you beat me black and blue! I will definitely not give in to senior! I will definitely let senior understand!" My faith is unshakable!”

"...It's just an election. How could I beat the other candidates black and blue? Are you thinking about a lot of strange things?"

"There is no other way. Xiaomizi just likes to fantasize, and... she has a tendency to tremble."

The Buddha sighed and sat on the chair. Unintentionally, he also revealed a tendency that seemed to be a bit serious, which made An Luo couldn't help but slightly distance himself from Mi Zi.

Because of Darkness, he had been having sex with her recently and had an instinctive urge to stay away.

"Why do you have to step back! I'm not shaking my pussy! I'm perfectly normal!"

"Well, let's put the sexual fetishes aside for now and talk about business, shall we?"

Not wanting to talk about sexual fetishes in the disciplinary committee room and do something that would be misunderstood as a pervert, An Luo casually picked up the flyer that Yazi had prepared on the table in the morning. Although he didn't want to laugh, he Still couldn't help laughing.

This made Yako puff up her cheeks in anger, and said dissatisfied: "Senior, you are so rude! What's so funny! Are you going to run for office, senior? I won't ask you why you are running for the student union in the third grade, but why are you so negligent? You don’t do anything, but you laugh at other people’s efforts. It’s really, really bad!”

"...Today this is the second time that I have been told that I am bad, but you don't know that I am actually working hard, but it is different from my hard work behind my back. Your hard work is just to make it more difficult for yourself. ....Isn’t it true that you are just trolling? And, Buddha, do you really intend to help Mizi? Why don’t you dissuade her? You actually send out such leaflets that lower your own approval rating..."

The flyer clearly stated that Iino Yako’s campaign promises: 1. Boys should shave their heads and girls should wear shoulder-length ponytails or braids; 2. It is forbidden to bring mobile phones into schools; 3. Personal belongings will be inspected once a week; 4. , Campus love is strictly prohibited, and the social distance between boys and girls should be maintained at more than 50cm...

Wait, it’s completely impossible for normal people to do, it’s just a campaign promise that is in line with Yako’s personal values.

"...I think it is a good thing to have ideals, so I will help Xiao Mizi realize his ideals." Perhaps he also knew that there was something wrong with the campaign flyer, because Big Buddha and Xiao Bo couldn't help but wander their eyes while speaking.

But Yako didn’t think there was anything wrong with this, and she slammed the table in protest: “This is an important step in reshaping the campus!”

"Really? But militarized management, no school other than military and elite schools will implement it, right? After all... I participate in student union elections every time, but never succeed, and the number of votes is getting less and less. Why? You just don’t know how to correct yourself? If you continue like this until you graduate, you won’t be able to become the student council president, right?”

"this......."

Perhaps because she knew she had a problem, Mizi held her head in her hands and lowered her head in silence. An Luo also said at the right time: "Well, after all, we are friends, so I will help you no matter what."

"Huh? But, wouldn't senior also run for election? In that case..."

"Of course, the situation this time is a bit special, so I hope to make a small deal with you."

"A deal...?" Seeing that An Luo did not conceal his purpose, Mizi couldn't help but pursed his lips and said nervously: "...Senior has roped in two seniors, Shijo and Shinomiya, so it shouldn't be Will you withdraw from the election and let me win without a fight? Please tell me your conditions, I will never..."

"——Don't talk too much yet, Yako. We are all old acquaintances, so I won't beat around the bush. I think you also understand that my situation is quite special. It's the same as the last student council president. By March next year I will graduate at the end of next month, which means I only have enough time to be the student council president for half a year. The vacant position for the remaining half a year will be transferred to you by designation. Then you can do whatever you want... ..how about managing the students here? A great deal huh?”

Originally, the best candidate was Shirogane Miko, but Shirogane Miko planned to skip a grade and go directly to college without finishing his senior year of high school, and like him, he would not be here by then, so Yako became a good candidate.

"... Relying on the president's right to appoint members of the student council and successors during the term, he gave me the second half of the year, but now he wants me to withdraw to make way for you... This is how seniors use it Do the conditions allow other candidates to withdraw on their own?”

Yazi narrowed her eyes with a look of disbelief on her face, and her eyes were filled with anger. For her, this kind of deal behind the scenes was absolutely intolerable.

"No, the other second-year student quit on his own. I didn't make any promises to him." An Luo, who knew that Mizi couldn't stand sugar-coated bombs, deliberately walked to Mizi's side and spoke in a sincere tone. He grabbed Yako's hand and said very seriously: "But Yako, you are different! Just because you are Yako, I hope that we can cooperate and win-win, share everything equally instead of winning alone."

"Hey, hey? One, together?"

Miiko, who originally scolded An Luo for his despicable methods, panicked under An Luo's sweet words, and couldn't help but be tempted by the proposal to become the student council president together.

"Well, Xiao Mizi, An Luoqian..."

The big Buddha on the side wanted to remind Mizi that this was just An Luo's conspiracy, because he only had to be the student council president for half a year, but before he could finish speaking, An Luo had already slapped her on the face and grabbed her arm. He blocked her mouth with his face, causing her voice to disappear instantly in the disciplinary committee room.

"Yes, in order to create a better campus, work with me! Mizi! I believe in your abilities! You are the best! Only you are the one who can walk with me!"

"Yes, yes! Senior... let's work hard together!"

Mizi stared at An Luo, completely unaware of her friend's condition, and excitedly held An Luo back with both hands.

The most upright girl in Xiuzhiyuan was fooled and bribed, and announced her withdrawal from the election in the afternoon.

Chapter 12 Mi Zi who attempts to correct An Luo

Now that two of Shuchiin's three student council president candidates have voluntarily withdrawn, Anro is the only candidate left for Shuchiin's student council president.

In this designed situation, An Luo naturally became the new student president without running for election.

"No one can disturb my sleep from now on! Whoever dares to disturb me, I will use the authority of the president to kick him out of the student union room!" Sitting in the special chair for the student union president prepared for him, An Luo said about It's called the Student Union Room, and it's actually the second dormitory full of expectations for the future.

The new student union is tentatively planning to recruit Shirogane Miyuki, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shijo Shinobi, Iino Yako, and Hayasaka Ai. Among them, Yako is recruited on the condition of immediately canceling the election. In Anluo's imagination, there are Shinbi, Hayasaka, and Yako. Individuals should be fully capable of handling the work of the former student union.

In terms of talents, the three girls are indeed talented. Yako is the first in the first grade, and Maifei is the third in the second grade. Hayasaka Ai's grades are average, but her time is originally occupied by the affairs of the Shinomiya family. Moreover, each subject on the transcript is B and always ranked 114th. It is obviously deliberately prepared to not attract attention. The talent is also not to mention that the execution ability is quite strong.

Of course, under normal circumstances, Shinomiya Kaguya and Shirogane Mikado would not appear in the student union room to disturb his sleep. They would go to the school gate to check his clothes in the morning, pick up trash at noon, and continue to pick up trash at night, or close the doors and windows inside the school to check. , basically in a state of exile at the request of Shinomiya Kaguya.

In this student union, everyone else has something to do, but he only has to give orders, and he is too lazy to even give orders.

He slept while the others quietly handled official duties. An intruder appeared in this perfect student union concept... Chika Fujiwara, the troublemaker who was originally not wanted to be recruited, was recruited anyway at Yako's strong request.

In addition, at the beginning, he thought that with so many people working, he would be able to have some leisure time. However... the next day, news came out that the sports meeting was about to be held.

"...Why, the student council president still has to be responsible for the sports meeting..."

"Please act quickly! As the student council president, of course seniors must lead by example!!"

Even though An Luo couldn't help complaining, Miako who was dragging him completely ignored his complaints and urged him fiercely. Shouzai was forced to put on Shuchiin's black winter uniform with a stand-up collar and long sleeves, and put on a pure gold He dragged the chain-like accessory out of the student council room.

But the new student council members behind him were gloating at his misfortune, with no intention of helping him at all.

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