A million ways to survive in the dungeon

"Hey! You bastard! Look at me squarely!"

Zheng Sepi was about to continue looking at the beautiful girl outside when he suddenly felt someone grabbing his Tianling Gai like a bowling ball.

Then, his eyes rotated 180 degrees uncontrollably.

Zheng Sepi clearly saw that Venus's bloodshot eyes were staring at him with a cannibalistic look.

"Hey, you dirty mortal, do you have the guts to tell me again, you are not interested in me?!"

"are you crazy?!"

Zheng Sepi yelled: "I told you I'm not interested in foreign horses!"

"If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined with wine?!"

"Hey, have you had enough trouble? You've had enough trouble, please stay away, okay? I can smell your scent."

"you……"

Venus was so angry that she almost burst into tears.

As a goddess of beauty, whether it is a god, a demon, a human, or a monster, the first reaction when seeing Venus is an uncontrollable desire to discuss the mysteries of the evolution of life with her.

From her birth to the present, over billions of years, Venus has been the center of attention wherever she goes!

How dare you, an LSP, ignore me?

Venus felt that her dignity as the goddess of beauty had been greatly challenged.

I do not believe!

Fuck the dungeons, fuck the remains of the gods.

I am a goddess of beauty! All the things in this world with handles, even a cockroach will make me incontinent when I see it.

How could I not even seduce an LSP!

The mission is not important, this man and I must get it!

"You mortal! Now let me show you the charm of the Goddess of Beauty!"

The real Venus pulled her two jade arms.

Hearing a crash, Zheng Sepi's upper body clothes were stripped into strips on the spot.

"Digging, what are you doing?!"

"Hahahaha! Don't be afraid."

"Are you crazy?! Hey!"

"Experience the charm of my beauty! Jijijijijiji!"

Venus was about to reach out, but Zheng Sepi had an idea and made a sliding shovel to avoid the fatal blow.

Venus, who missed the target, smashed the wall into pieces on the spot.

good chance!

How could Zheng Sepi, who was so frightened that he was shrinking, worry about troubles such as escaping from prison?

With one lunge, he rushed out through the broken wall.

What happened to that crazy woman?

I have always been the only one who molested others. How could anyone molest me like this?

Before he had time to think about it, Zheng Sepi ran towards the guild on all fours like a frightened dog.

At the broken prison walls, the dust was dispersed by an unknown force.

There was a crash and the gravel exploded.

A woman with scarlet eyes crawled out, her saliva dripping like a wild beast.

"Where are you, human?!"

…

"Help! Brother Zheng! There is a crazy woman who wants to molest me! She is so fierce! She took off all my clothes in an instant!!!"

The shutter door was kicked open.

Zheng Sepi rushed into the guild grabbing a piece of tattered clothes, crying for his father and mother and looking for Zheng Qian.

How did this thing get here?

And I only wear a pair of underpants in the middle of the night.

"Brother Zheng Qian, save me!"

How can Zheng Sepi care about his dignity? He knelt down and slid the shovel to the side of Zheng Qian's thigh. Holding his thigh, he drew a word "miserable" with his nose.

"You're so disgusting, fuck!"

Zheng Qian raised his leg and kicked Zheng Sepi, who flew seven or eight meters away on the spot.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Sepi ignored him and rushed over again, hugging Zheng Gan's thigh tightly: "There is a crazy woman who covets my beauty and wants to molest me! Please save me!"

Zheng Sepi cried so hard that he burst into tears.

Even Zheng Qian, who had experienced countless lives and deaths in the underground city, was dumbfounded.

Then…

Zheng Qian smiled.

This was definitely the happiest time Zheng Qian had ever laughed since time travel.

"Someone wants to molest you? Ouch, my eyes have really been opened."

"What I said is true! She is coming to kill her!"

"Okay, okay, I almost fucking believed it."

"I really didn't lie to you! Brother Zheng Qian, use your invincible magic to think of a solution!"

"Hey, please come and wake this kid up!"

When Kacherski heard this, he slammed the table excitedly: "I'll do it!"

He stood up and unbuttoned his belt and said excitedly: "Let me wake him up with the old yellow urine that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Katcher family!"

"Holy shit, do you have to be so cruel?" Zheng Sepi suddenly started to ruminate in disgust.

Zheng Qian sneered: "What do you think? Ha, you are like this and Ma Zi still misses you?

If someone really comes out of that door to find you today, it's me! when! field! Just eat this table. "

Zheng Qian knocked on the table, and the sonorous and powerful sound echoed throughout the guild.

Immediately afterwards...

boom!

The door was pushed open again.

A tall beauty with bloodshot eyes rushed into the guild, her eyes locked on Zheng Sepi: "Hey hey hey, I found you!"

Zheng Qian: "..."

Kacherski, who was watching all this, suddenly sighed and said: "Mr. Zheng Qian, I, the Kacher family's consecration has been passed down from generation to generation, and I am willing to bow down here."

When Zheng Sepi saw it, he was so frightened that he was shaking like chaff, his face turned pale. He turned around and shouted: "Brother Zheng Qian, that's her!!!"

Zheng Qiansheng chewed off the corner of the table in one gulp and said, "We'll talk about it after I finish eating."

At this moment, Venus was overwhelmed with unwillingness and humiliation.

Missions are no longer important.

Only this human being!

Only this human being!

Today I want to let this ignorant human being appreciate the charm of the God of Beauty.

"Hey, this is the Adventurer's Guild. Anyone without an Adventurer's Card is not allowed to enter."

At this time, a group of six adventurers stood in front of Venus holding weapons.

The guild does not have guards. Instead, the guild will use its own funds to hire orichalcum-level adventurers to guard the guild and act as daily security.

Although the level requirements are high and the rewards are only gold-level, many orichalcum-level adventurers are willing to carry out this kind of leisurely and safe mission.

Therefore, there is no shortage of experts in the guild, with 24-hour security and at least a team of orichalcum-level adventurers.

Those who dare to trespass will be asked to leave, and the necessary degree of violence can be used against those who insist on intruding.

When several men in the team saw Venus, they couldn't help but be stunned by her beauty.

It seemed like he was planning to "invite" her out later, which part of her should he "attack" on?

However…

This time, this entire team of orichalcum-level adventurers encountered an iron plate.

"I have no interest in mediocre mortals like you!"

A flick of the hand.

The violent hurricane blew the entire guild hall floor into pieces.

Six orichalcum-level adventurers were scraped into pieces on the spot.

Tables, chairs and benches were falling apart.

Even the long guild front desk in the distance was blown to pieces.

The ladies at the front desk suddenly let out shrill, horrified screams.

Zheng Sepi had never seen such a show of strength before. A big man held his chest and screamed more harshly than the lady at the front desk.

"Promise yourself under my skirt!"

Nothing can stop Venus.

Venus jumped up and swooped in like a world-famous painting in the first episode of The Cautious Brave.

However…

boom!

"Varied……"

The overly shocking reality allowed Venus to regain some sanity from her madness.

At this critical moment, a man stood between her and the prey.

Holding her shoulder with one hand, Zheng Qian frowned.

He was actually pressed back three steps by Venus' huge force.

"Miss, you are quite beautiful, but you never thought you could be blind, right?"

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