A million ways to survive in the dungeon

Chapter 403: Zheng Qian, your wife is so ugly

Entering Yingzhou, Mao Nanbei beside him couldn't help but cover his nose.

"Well, it smells so bad, it smells like sewer."

"Yeah, I smell it too."

Zheng Qian also frowned slightly.

However, Zheng Qian's sense of combat has broken away from relying on the five senses, and has evolved towards perceptual skills and spiritual perception.

Therefore, due to the decrease in importance, Zheng Qian's sense of smell has degraded a lot after six evolutions, and is not as sensitive as Mao Nanbei.

In Zheng Qian's nose, the smell was a bit like 84 disinfectant at best.

Mao Nanbei was not so lucky.

After evolving into a mandrill, the sense of smell, as an important sense, is very important in combat, so instead of degenerating, it has become more acute.

In her nose, the smell was like a public toilet that had been pooped by two thousand people and had been kept closed for three years without a skylight to disperse the smell.

"Ugh~ No, meow, I'm going to die, meow."

After walking a few steps, Mao Nanbei couldn't walk at all.

Because the further you go into Yingzhou, the more sour and refreshing the taste becomes.

After just a few steps, the smell doubled.

This is the smell of high-purity magic element unique to the magic crystal, and it has spread throughout Yingzhou.

As for humans, those not up to Zheng Sepi's level probably wouldn't be able to smell it.

But this taste is really fatal to the strong.

According to this purity, Mao Nanbei would probably be stink to death if he went further inside.

If he walked near the magic crystal, it would probably be too much for even Zheng Qian himself.

[High-level abnormal resistance]

[High-level resistance enhancement]

【strong】

After getting these three buffs for myself and Mao Nanbei at the same time, the smell finally subsided.

Of course, it's impossible to not smell it at all.

Although Mao Nanbei's expression softened a lot, he still couldn't help but hold his nose while walking.

"This country stinks like sewers."

Faced with Mao Nanbei's dissatisfaction, Zheng Qian could only smile: "Be patient, aren't we here to solve the problem?"

"If they don't agree, I will do it myself." Mao Nanbei said, stretching out his five fingers, and the fingertips popped out a cone-shaped claw that was about a foot long.

Zheng Qian, who is very sensitive to danger, couldn't help but gasped after seeing it.

I'm afraid I won't even be able to bear it if she scratches her.

Having said that, when he first met Mao Nanbei, Zheng Qian discovered that she was different from ordinary cats in many ways.

Now it has actually evolved into a mandrill.

What is her background?

He couldn't figure it out, and Zheng Qian didn't think much about it.

Is it important?

unimportant.

The important thing is that she stays with him, and that's enough.

In this way, one dragon and one cat transformed into human forms and walked toward the territory of Yingzhou.

The capital of Yingzhou is Heian Kyoto.

This is a city that is only about one-twentieth of the royal city, with a population of only 40,000, but it is one of the most prosperous cities in Yingzhou.

The huge attic in the center of the city is quite impressive. It is called the castle tower and is the center of Yingzhou's political power.

The longhouses with Yingzhou characteristics are arranged radiating outwards from the castle tower.

Walking on the street, there are everywhere samurai warriors with bald heads tied in buns and loose kimono suits, as well as women wearing kimonos with their hair tied like three plum blossoms.

But there is no beauty here like Zheng Qian imagined.

On the contrary, married women are fine, but unmarried girls have a mouth full of black teeth, which makes Zheng Qian feel quite disgusted.

That’s right, black teeth are not cavities, but pure black teeth.

In Yingzhou, unmarried girls must use special dye to paint their teeth pure black. This is the custom of Yingzhou.

This custom that greatly reduced people's appetite made Zheng Qian have serious doubts about the aesthetics of Yingzhou people.

This custom is really similar to the Heian Kyo period in Japan on Earth.

Originally, Zheng Qian came with high expectations.

Right, Yingzhou, right, everyone knows it, right? Right?

Maybe marry a concubine?

But now I really see it, especially the mouth full of black teeth...

I think if I were asked to kiss the Qiuqiu people in Longming Dungeon, they might be more open-minded.

In any case, Zheng Qian and Mao Nanbei didn't stop much. Ping An Jing looked very backward, with almost no electrical appliances and no scenery to see. It would be better to go directly to the castle tower, finish things as soon as possible, and leave here. A country that smells like sewer.

But Zheng Qian discovered a problem along the way.

There is no adventurers guild in Yingzhou?

You know, even a super-mini country like Kota, which does not have a single warrior or magician, will set up an adventurer's guild.

Yingzhou doesn’t have one?

besides.

Why are the streets in Yingzhou full of women?

At least nine out of ten people are women.

Even if you see men, nearly half of them are old, weak, sick and disabled.

What exactly is going on?

at the same time.

Standing at the torii gate in front of the castle tower, as the shogunate minister, Okamon Yanagi felt that he had been humiliated like never before.

He has been serving Xiangdang General Ruozhi and his wife Wei Hunxianyouzi all his life. It can be said that one person is inferior to ten thousand people.

In Yingzhou, who doesn’t know the name of Liu Nong, Gangmen?

But now, but...

Just two days ago, an envoy from eastern Sichuan suddenly arrived.

I thought it was something, but I didn't expect that the messenger was very aggressive. When he entered the office, he slapped a picture on his desk and said to him:

[Two days later, Lord Zheng Qian, our second king of eastern Sichuan, will come to your country to deal with the ultra-ultra-high purity magic crystal incident. Please handle it properly. 】

His tone was arrogant, and his words were full of intimidation.

Speaking of eastern Sichuan, Okamen Liugong hates this country with all his heart.

It was just a big country before, but it was suppressed by Eagle Valley's father and never saw the light of day for twenty years.

Somehow, he suddenly became successful and defeated Eagle Valley.

After the change of leadership at Eagle Valley, the support for Yingzhou has been cut off.

Now this Chuandong is so arrogant that he directly sent an envoy over without asking for advice and directly said that he would deal with the magic crystal incident.

Do you think Dayingzhou is your grandma’s house? Come whenever you want?

Do you want to interfere in the internal affairs of our country?

Also, it might be good for Zhao Aotian to come, the two-point king? What it is? I have never heard of it, how can I practice it?

After reporting it to the shogun, the shogunate Wakaji Goto was furious and personally ordered Okamon Yanonong: At all costs, we must disgrace the second king of eastern Sichuan and enhance the prestige of our country, Yingzhou.

Just wait, Zheng Qian, the two-point king.

I will let you understand that the power of our country, Yingzhou, cannot be violated.

Gangmen Liunong gritted his teeth and thought so, and he had already made countless plans to humiliate Zheng Qian in his heart.

Between thoughts.

Not far away, two figures, a man and a woman, appeared at the end of the street.

coming.

Okamon Yanonong's heart sank and he took a deep breath.

Take a closer look.

But they saw a man and a woman, both of whom looked to be only twenty years old, quite young.

This young boy is the second half king of eastern Sichuan?

Especially a woman, she should be his concubine, right?

But that beauty...

So ugly!

Okado Yanonong couldn't help but gasped.

This pink-haired girl didn’t even paint her teeth black.

Why not paint your teeth black? Doesn’t this woman have a little bit of shame and aesthetics?

Disgusting! The girl with white teeth is so disgusting, she looks like a chicken.

Yanagi Okamon suppressed his nausea and stepped forward with a smile: "Welcome, Mr. Zheng Qian, the second king of eastern Sichuan. I am Yanagi Okamon, the minister of the Yingzhou shogunate. I am mainly responsible for handling and entertaining this incident."

"Hello." Zheng Qian still gave him a smile.

It's just that there's something strange about him.

Why is this man with a pockmarked face and QR code baldness looking at my wife like she’s looking at shit?

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