A million ways to survive in the dungeon

"Your Holiness, what happened here?"

Xiao Chihuo came to the church and found that the church was in a mess. The square chair Xiao Bi was sitting on was shattered, cracked and crumbling.

Xiao Bi raised her eyebrows with one hand and looked tired.

She said: "Captain Xiao, you are finally back. If you were one step later, I really don't know what to do."

"What happened?" Xiao Chihuo took a step forward.

Xiao Bi said: "Recently, a strange monster suddenly appeared, taking the shape of you and swindling around in Dragon City.

The most important thing is that it seems to know you very well. Not only does it shape your appearance, but its imitation of you can almost look real.

She first came to the church and coaxed me to let down my guard. Then she suddenly took action and seriously injured me, and took away the relic of Lord Light Shenlong: the Dragon's Light. "

"What?"

When Xiao Chihuo heard this, his face suddenly darkened and he was furious: "Is this happening, Your Holiness?!"

Xiao Bi nodded weakly and said: "Not only that, she has now deceived the two hundred-level war kings in eastern Sichuan: Zhao Aotian and Zheng Qian, and their power is powerful enough to shake the entire Longming.

Xiao Xiao, you are Long Ming's strongest person and the most trusted person in this palace. Long Ming is in danger now.

They are now near Dragon God Lake, and I need you to stop them before they take the next step! "

"Level 100 War King?" Xiao Chihuo frowned slightly, and his face became obviously ugly: "Is there such a thing?"

Xiao Bi nodded.

"That impostor, what is her purpose?"

"The divine soul of the Light Dragon."

"What?!"

Xiao Bi's answer made Xiao Chihuo take a breath.

She stood up suddenly, beat her chest and said, "Please don't worry, Lord Pope, this matter is on my shoulders. Even if I risk my life, I will ensure that Long Ming is safe."

Xiao Bi smiled happily and said: "Okay, Commander Xiao, I'll leave it to you."

"yes."

After that, Xiao Chihuo stood up and left the church with a quick stride.

In the dark church, Xiao Bi's sad face gradually solidified, and was replaced by a treacherous smile.

"Grandma, it was successful."

From the back door, Situ Yi walked out with enchanting lotus steps.

Xiao Bi sneered: "If nothing happens, Guang Shenlong will be able to complete his recovery tonight, and by then, your and my wishes will become reality.

I will become the master of mankind, and you will produce the strongest offspring for my new body.

This world will be ours! "

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"Bullshit, mermaid! Look! It's Mermaid Meow!"

In early spring, the lakeside is already covered with emerald green grass.

By the blue lake, the air is refreshing.

A mermaid leaps out of the water like a dolphin.

With bright red hair and prism-like dazzling fish scales, she is just like the Disney mermaid princess.

Seeing all this, Zheng Qian couldn't help but sigh. There are such beautiful creatures in this world.

The mermaid is a very intelligent and friendly monster.

Seeing people on the shore, seven or eight beautiful mermaids surfaced and waved to the humans on the shore.

Mao Nanbei was already restless when he saw this.

While grabbing Zheng Qian, she pointed at the mermaid excitedly and shouted, "Bullshit! The mermaids are so beautiful, meow! Can I catch two and bake them? They are so beautiful, they must be delicious, meow!"

Zheng Qian: "..."

There are a lot of flaws in this, so I’ll write it down first, and after I kill all the demons, I’ll try to figure out if I can return to Earth and ask some netizens how to complain about it?

"Maonanbei, mermaids cannot eat." Zheng Qian said earnestly.

When Mao Nanbei heard this, his eyes widened in shock and he said a little disappointed: "Huh? Why meow?"

"Because mermaids are man's best friend, how can you eat your best friend?"

"Does this have anything to do with me?" Mao Nanbei asked with his large, pure, jewel-like eyes.

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Anyway, mermaids can't eat them!"

"Meow~"

Maonan Bei stomped his feet angrily, sat down on the ground, hugged his knees, puffed out his cheeks, and made an expression like I'm ignoring you, with displeasure written all over his face.

On the side, Zhao Aotian and Xiao Chihuo were sitting on the lawn, laughing at the laughter of Zheng Qian and Mao Nanbei.

Smiling, Zhao Aotian accidentally touched Xiao Chihuo's hand on the ground.

The laughter stopped suddenly, and the two glanced at each other with blushing faces, and then they both looked away, not daring to look at each other more.

"Oh, you're already a grown-up, and you're still so shy."

Seeing Mao Nanbei couldn't help it, he jumped into the lake to catch the mermaid.

Zheng Qian, who had planned to catch her back, saw this and simply ignored her, running behind Zhao Aotian and Xiao Chihuo in a sprint.

Then regardless of whether they agreed or not, he grabbed Zhao Aotian's hand and hugged Xiao Chihuo, and then pushed Xiao Chihuo into Zhao Aotian's arms.

"That's pretty much it. Just hug her for a while, then give her a boo when you're done. I'm going to chase my wife."

As Zheng Qian said, he took off his clothes at the speed of light and jumped into the lake to catch Mao Nanbei.

However, these noises could no longer reach the ears of Zhao Aotian and Xiao Chihuo.

Two young people hugged each other.

Time seems to be frozen at this moment.

Looking at each other face to face.

Each other's breath was so hot.

The other person's heartbeat was so clear.

An impulse surged uncontrollably in the hearts of both parties like a freshly penetrated spring.

"Aotian~"

"Xiao Xiao~"

My mind went blank, as if my sanity had been formatted.

With the passion in their chests, their faces got closer and closer...

All four lips were trembling.

The heart beats uncontrollably.

The relationship between the two is about to reach a new height with this gentle contact.

boom! ! !

There was a loud noise, and the entire raised grassland was blown to pieces.

Just before the two were about to embrace and kiss, a beam of light struck the heads of Zhao Aotian and Xiao Chihuo accurately.

The high-heeled shoes placed on the cobblestone ground made a crisp and pleasant sound.

The sharp sword dragged on the ground, leaving a long sword mark.

"It is said that the Sichuan Eastern War King Zhao Aotian is the first War King in history to reach level 100, and he is the pride of mankind.

I didn’t expect you to be an idiot who doesn’t distinguish between a human and an animal. Fortunately, I admired you so much before, but I didn’t expect you to be such an idiot who is so lustful that you are so stupid. "

A familiar female voice broke into the quiet and peaceful Dragon God Lake.

The dust gradually dispersed.

Zhao Aotian held Xiao Chihuo with one hand, and his right arm was in a parrying position, releasing a strong barrier of fighting spirit.

The fierce sword energy just now could not even make him take half a step back.

This slash is at the level of a war king.

After removing the barrier, Zhao Aotian swept away the dust with a wave of his hand.

He stood up, stretched out his hand, and the super holy sword flying under the shade of a tree flew into the air and landed accurately in his hand.

"who?!"

The long sword was pointed at the incoming attacker, and Zhao Aotian was already ready.

However, the moment he saw who was coming, his pupils shrank.

The unbelievable reality made Zhao Aotian's facial features instantly distorted with shock.

"This is?"

In the lake, Zheng Qian, who had caught Mao Nanbei, had just come ashore. Before he could put on his clothes, he saw this strange scene in front of him.

The person who came was none other than Xiao Chihuo holding a sharp sword in his hand.

And the person in Zhao Aotian's arms was also Xiao Chihuo.

Two Xiao Chihuo?

How is this going? !

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