A million ways to survive in the dungeon

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Bacchus Winery, in the private box dedicated to the King of War.

Zhao Aotian's face was as ugly as a green eggplant in June.

Xiao Chihuo, who was sitting next to him, held his hands between his thighs and raised his shoulders. From time to time, he would glance at Zhao Aotian sheepishly, and then secretly laugh like a fool.

While Zhao Aotian was stunned, his eyes were glaring at Zheng Qian with resentment.

I just said don't betray me, and you sold me on the basis of my weight just by backhanding me on horseback?

Zhao Aotian's eyes seemed to be saying this.

"Ahem, Miss Xiao."

There was silence for a long time. Perhaps Zhao Aotian himself felt it was inappropriate, so he spoke to break the silence.

"Huh?" Xiao Chihuo sat up straight with unusual enthusiasm and looked directly at Zhao Aotian.

"Then what? I'm very pleased with your feelings for me, but I think we might not be suitable."

"It's okay, I don't mind."

"Uh no, I mean I don't like you."

"Well, it's okay, I don't mind."

"Hey, are you listening to me? What I mean is that I don't want to fall in love with you, let alone marry you."

"Why? Am I not beautiful? Or are you worried that I can't do housework? It doesn't matter, I am very good at housework, and the food I cook is delicious, and the clothes I wash are very clean."

"It has nothing to do with this. It's just that I don't want to fall in love."

"I'm proficient in music, chess, poetry and painting, and I'm level 43. Even without you, I still have enough fighting power to protect our children.

I promise you won’t make any noise if you come back late at night. I’ll make ginger juice for you when you’re drunk. If you poop on your pants when you’re old, I’ll wash them for you. "

Cio, is this good? I already want to marry you, why don’t you consider me? I can also play well.

Zheng Qian next to him was dumbfounded.

Zhao Aotian let out a long sigh, his brows filled with sadness.

"Miss Xiao, you and I have never met each other, why do you have to stare at me?"

"Because I can't get married."

"What the hell?!"

"Ah no, what I mean is that I have heard of your name a long time ago and have admired you very much. My biggest wish in life is to be your wife. I don't like other men at all."

"HOHO?"

These words gave Zhao Aotian hope.

He smiled evilly and glanced at Zheng Qian next to him.

Zheng Qian’s anus tightened.

Hey, what are you looking at me for?

Zhao Aotian turned around and said seriously: "Ms. Xiao, that's actually just an appearance. I am also a public figure after all, so I have to pay attention to my image.

In fact, I have many shortcomings. "

"Oh? For example?" Xiao Chihuo asked curiously.

Zhao Aotian said: "I drink, smoke, and fight."

"Aren't all adventurers like this? There are still adventurers these days who don't smoke, drink, and fight?"

"I'm a playboy and like to play with women!"

"Aren't you a man?"

"I...I...I also do domestic violence!"

"Well, my physical defense is 3200, no problem at all."

Zhao Aotian: "..."

What kind of talk are these?

"Okay, okay, let's stop the question of whether we are worthy or not."

Zheng Qian quickly stretched out his hand to stop him, otherwise he would have to give 404 if he continued: "Aotian, don't reject me in a hurry.

After all, it’s not easy for Xiao Xiao to come all the way just to see you, don’t you think? "

"Hey, bitch, who the hell is Xiao Xiao? When did you have such a good relationship with her, meow?"

"Uh, this..."

Seeing Mao Nanbei's wet face getting closer and closer, Zheng Qian suddenly swallowed his saliva.

Uh, I'm done.

"Meow!!!!"

Mao Nanbei rushed up, pushed Zheng Qian into the corner, and scratched him. Zheng Qian's HP instantly bottomed out.

Next to him, looking at Zheng Qian's miserable state, Shen Jingbing laughed awkwardly rather than politely.

He turned to Zhao Aotian and said: "Well... Lord War King, I also think it is not good to draw a conclusion too early.

Otherwise, would you like to look around first? "

"But……"

What else did Zhao Aotian want to say.

But Xiao Chihuo next to him cast a fiery gaze.

Zhao Aotian is not an idiot. If he continues to refuse, it will make his character really bad.

Think about it.

"Okay, let's do it everywhere." In desperation, Zhao Aotian finally had no choice but to succumb to the power of public opinion and nodded in agreement.

"Okay! I am Zhao Aotian's fiancée!" Xiao Chihuo jumped up happily.

But Zhao Aotian was full of bitterness and could only sit where he was, sighing sadly.

…the other side…

At the same time, Longming Country, inside the World Tree.

This towering tree with a height of 3,000 meters and a diameter of 800 meters is the symbol of Longming Kingdom and the royal palace of Longming Kingdom.

Rumor has it that during the ancient war in the Ming Dynasty, the Light Divine Dragon was seriously injured and fell into the mortal world. He crawled here to recharge his energy.

Its dragon blood nourishes the earth, and its dragon power protects all directions.

This World Tree is the sapling that shielded the Light Divine Dragon from wind and rain when it was recovering from its injuries.

After Guang Shenlong recovered from his injury, he never forgot those little kindnesses.

Under the blessing of its divine power, the small sapling finally grew into the world tree that can reach the sky after thousands of years.

Longming Country is a country established by people gathering here.

"Really, has Xiao Chihuo arrived?"

At the top of the tree trunk, in the hollow tree cave, there is a palace carved out of the tree cave.

On the wooden throne, a woman who was over 60 years old but still had some charm was sitting on the throne.

She is the mother-in-law of Situ Zhou, King of Eastern Sichuan, and also the current regent of Longming Kingdom: Xiao Bi.

And the person kneeling in front of her was her granddaughter, Princess Sichuan: Situ Yi.

"Yes, grandma, I saw with my own eyes that she escaped from Longming overnight. She should have arrived in eastern Sichuan now! I heard that Zheng Qian, the troublemaker, has also returned to eastern Sichuan. Now it seems that everything is as grandma expected. It’s going according to plan.”

Xiao Bi nodded and said with a smile: "Yi'er, I'm asking you one last time. If you regret it now, it's still too late.

Do you really want to carry out this plan? Zhao Aotian will die. "

Situ Yi said without changing his expression: "Grandma, have you misunderstood something? I like Zhao Aotian because he has the strongest genetic factor in the world, not because I like him.

By sacrificing him now, I can have a better choice. What am I reluctant to give up? "

Xiao Bi's eyes narrowed slightly.

Although there is always a smile on his face, his eyes are as cold as razors.

"Only Zheng Qian, Zhao Aotian and Robert Jr. meet the conditions for the last medicine to restore the full power of the Light Divine Dragon.

Zheng Qian is cunning by nature and has no martial ethics. How easy is it to deceive him?

Robert Jr. is now the president, so it's hard to take action against him.

But Zhao Aotian is different.

Although you are upright and jealous of evil, as long as you gain his trust, he will believe in you unconditionally.

Just rush, at this point, he is the easiest target to capture. "

Below, Situ Yi giggled even more: "Grandma is so good at her craftsmanship. I almost thought she was real. Grandma, don't forget to count the things you promised me. This is a plan I came up with. I There are also merits.”

Xiao Bi nodded and said lovingly and emotionlessly: "Don't worry, as long as the Light Divine Dragon is resurrected, I will take credit for your contribution and just make friends with you a few times. There is nothing difficult about it."

"Grandma said that, so I feel relieved."

As he said that, Situ Yi held his stomach and whispered alone: ​​"Zhao Aotian, Zheng Qian, let you not choose me!

You will regret it when I become pregnant with the child of a god! "

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