A million ways to survive in the dungeon

the day before yesterday.

"Oh, your majesty, the old man, is saying that this is something caused by your precious daughter?"

In the palace, Zheng Qian sat on the dragon's footstep with his feet raised on the Huangtianba. He picked a grape from the fruit bowl without restraint and stuffed it into his mouth, then sucked it in with a deliberate pop and gulped it down.

"That's right."

Situ Zhou sighed: "My daughter secretly ran to Longming Country behind my back to complain to her grandmother, the Queen Mother Xiao Bi.

According to my informant, she was crying and making trouble, saying that she was abused by me in eastern Sichuan.

The Empress Dowager Xiao Bi loves her granddaughter the most in her life, and the one she hates the most is the king as her son-in-law.

Therefore, Xiao Bi planned this wedding at Situ Yi's suggestion. "

"Wait a minute."

Zheng Qian stretched out his hand to stop her and interrupted: "I remember that your daughter fell in love with Zhao Aotian, right? She said she wanted to have a child with him and give birth to the strongest human being.

Then why did she let Xiao Chihuo and Zhao Aotian go on a blind date again? Doesn't this mean she's greening herself? "

Speaking of this, Situ Zhou's face became even more ugly.

He hesitated for a while as if he was embarrassed to speak out, and then said: "What my daughter wants is to have a child with Zhao Aotian, but she doesn't really like Zhao Aotian.

But this kid Zhao Aotian is all about training to become stronger, just like Vegeta.

Therefore, my daughter's idea should be to stimulate his interest in women and then outwit Zhao Aotian's genetic genes.

It's obviously easier than tempting a man who doesn't like you to like you. "

Hearing this, Zheng Qian couldn't help but gasped: "Wow, your majesty, old man, why can you talk about this topic so seriously?"

"We are all men, what's the point of saying this? I don't believe you never talk dirty to your friends in real life."

"That Xiao Chihuo, can you agree?"

"Xiao Chihuo has a loyal and kind nature. She is similar to Aotian in some aspects. She can sacrifice herself for the country without hesitation, which means she is a bit loyal. My daughter and the Queen Mother are her superiors. If there is real pressure, she will definitely bear it. If you can’t stop, you can only compromise.”

"Wow, your circle is so chaotic?" Zheng Qian said with a look of disgust: "Speaking of which, I'm curious, how did you raise your daughter to be like this?"

As soon as this topic was mentioned, Situ Zhou felt like he was full of bitterness.

“Well, when I first ascended the throne, Sichuan East was still very weak, and Zhao Tianxiang had just become the King of War.

Therefore, since my daughter was born, I have always instilled in her the idea of ​​respecting the strong.

But...but..."

As he spoke, Situ Zhou actually started twitching.

When Zheng Qian heard this: "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on? Why are you crying?"

"No, I just can't understand it."

Situ Zhou patted his thighs and cried: "The ideas I instilled in you are obviously correct, but...how come you are indoctrinating them crookedly?"

"Uh~"

Seeing Situ Zhou's tears streaming down his face, Zheng Qian's body trembled slightly.

The old king was heartbroken.

Of course Zheng Qian knew.

but…

But why do I want to laugh so much?

Zheng Qian lowered his head, his body shaking as he suppressed laughter.

Situ Zhou secretly looked at Zheng Qian with his peripheral vision, feeling very pleased.

Ah, he can actually sympathize with the fact that this king is holding back his tears?

Although he usually doesn't talk big or small, it seems that Zheng Qian is indeed a promising young man, and my vision is not wrong.

"Speaking of which, Your Majesty, old man, what do you want to do by telling me this? Do you want me to kill your daughter? Let's first say that this job is too dirty and I won't do it."

When Situ Zhou heard this, he cursed loudly: "Am I crazy? Let you kill my daughter? I want you to help me pull the trick."

"Just follow the plan?" Zheng Qian was curious.

Situ Zhou nodded: "Although I have no intention of forcing Aotian, Aotian is already a big boss after all. He was born on Christmas and he is already 25 now, right?

I don’t necessarily have to watch him die on the battlefield without staying, or simply die alone, right?

It's time for him to talk to someone.

Regardless of his background, strength, or bloodline, Xiao Chihuo is now the perfect candidate for Aotian's wife. "

"So, Your Majesty, old man, what do you mean?"

"Beauty, I want it, but I didn't fall for the plan! It's a marriage between Aotian and Xiao Chihuo, but I can't let my daughter's plan succeed!"

"Oh, I understand, even if I want them all? But there is no way you can continue like this. You have been guarding your daughter, can you still guard her for the rest of your life?"

"Well, you don't have to worry about that."

Situ Zhou said and smiled evilly: "I have failed to educate my daughter well, which makes me unqualified to be a king.

So don’t worry, I have already thought of a way to stop my daughter once and for all. "

"I see, that's right, your majesty, old man."

"what?"

"You promise to give me 5 million if I destroy Eagle Valley..."

"Uh~ What, I am sleepy and need to catch up on my beauty sleep. Zheng Qian, my trusted warrior, go and relieve my worries!"

Zheng Qian: "..."

WDNMD!

…Now…

"So, I'm still thinking of a way, why don't you just bring Lao Zhao's wife over to me?"

In the new war king's gate, Zheng Qian was sitting on the chair of the imperial master, staring at Mao Nanbei angrily.

In the next room, there was a constant clatter of empty plates.

Shen Jingbing lowered her head, pinched the corner of her skirt, and kept mumbling the words "I'm sorry" like a child who had done something wrong.

On the other hand, Mao Nanbei put her hands on her hips with some annoyance: "What can I do? I saw someone starving to death on the commercial street. Do you want me to watch her die?"

When Mao Nanbei lost his temper, Zheng Qian's tone suddenly softened.

He rubbed his hands in embarrassment and said: "Tao...the truth is such a truth, but...but she is too damn ready to eat it, right?!"

Zheng Qian took out his empty money bag and turned it upside down.

There was not a single copper coin in it, and after shaking twice, only a pigeon feather floated down: "She has been eating since you brought her back.

It has been six hours, and she has been eating for six hours non-stop. After all, she is a state guest. I shouldn't be able to eat fried vegetables.

Damn, I ate 800 gold coins in six hours. I ate thirty-six packs of white rice alone, and the rice pot in the kitchen burned through the bottom!

If I continue to eat like this, am I afraid I will have to sell my house to pay off my debt and sleep on the street tomorrow? "

That's right, you said it was a coincidence!

Zheng Qian is really angry and funny.

Shen Jingbing and Mao Nanbei went shopping and rescued a woman.

This woman is none other than Zhao Aotian's blind date: Xiao Chihuo.

But I have to say, this pretty girl is really handsome.

Zheng Qian secretly used his senses to glance at Xiao Chihuo in the cafeteria.

Standard light armor, standard hand and heel cages, shoulder armor, skirt and breastplate.

You can see where the armor is not protected, and inside it is a set of one-piece black silk stockings.

She has a slender figure with attractive curves, and her brown waist-length hair is tied into a ponytail.

His facial features are even more heroic.

She is a tall, royal-sister-style beauty.

Unfortunately……

Zheng Qian saw Xiao Chihuo lift his rice bowl gracefully and move his chopsticks gracefully. Ten seconds later, a whole bowl of rice and a whole plate of barbecued pork disappeared from the table.

Even the half lantern carrot carved into a little rabbit that was used to decorate the barbecued pork was not left out.

Wow, this girl can really eat. How did her stomach grow?

Further identification.

Zheng Qian suddenly realized when he saw the words Gluttony lv1 on her skill list.

Ah, I remember Lao Zhao's salary is 16,000 gold coins per month, right?

If he really marries this girl back home, can he afford to support her with his little salary?

This guy is just a loser, right? !

Zheng Qian glanced at the six temporary workers who were washing dishes in the back kitchen. They all had dark circles on their faces, and they all looked like they were about to die.

My dishwashers are almost dying of overwork! !

Finally, when Zheng Qian's Xinzhanwangmen granary was empty, Xiao Chihuo put down his bowls and chopsticks and walked out of the cafeteria.

As soon as she came out of the cafeteria, she saw Zheng Qian and three people surrounding the door.

She blushed, lowered her head and said with some embarrassment: "Sorry, I ate a bit too much, but thanks to the help of a few kind people, I survived and was seventy full.

thank you all. "

She bowed deeply to Zheng Qian and the others very frankly.

When Zheng Qian heard this, he almost lost his temper.

Is this damn thing only seventy percent full?

"Introduce yourself."

Xiao Chihuo stood at attention, and the high metal heel touched, making a pleasant sound.

She made a fist with her left hand and put it on her right chest, showing a standard knightly salute: "I am Xiao Chihao, the leader of the Goshawk Knights of Longming Country.

I will never forget the life-saving kindness that several people showed me today. "

"Don't talk about this first..."

Zheng Qian waved his hands, not caring who she was.

He came closer and said with a puzzled look on his face: "You are already a level 43 person after all. Long Mingguo is only 2,000 kilometers away from here, right?

With your leg strength, how could you be exhausted as soon as you arrive at the royal city? "

Xiao Chihuo said seriously: "Because I want to see my future husband so much, I used a knowing blow to improve my foot strength."

Zheng Qian: "..."

To be honest, looking at her pretty face and serious expression, she doesn't look like an idiot.

How could anyone use such a knowing blow? !

How much leg strength can that increase?

Arrive three or four hours in advance at most? Don't you think about the consequences?

Zheng Qian thought for a long time.

I originally wanted to speak loudly and angrily.

But he couldn't help it, so he still said:

"Why did your mother forget to give you your brain when she gave birth to you?"

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