A million ways to survive in the dungeon

Zhao Aotian recently suffered from anxiety.

I will sweat for no reason, my heart rate will accelerate, I will feel cold all over, I will feel dizzy, and I will have to wake up at least ten times at night to go to bed.

Moreover, she continued to urinate frequently and urgently, causing severe endocrine disorders.

The night before the Eagle Valley rescue battle, 25-year-old Zhao Aotian even wet the bed while riding a horse.

Fortunately, Zhao Aotian was strong and did not need guards, so no one knew and the bedding was burned.

Otherwise, if word of this spreads out, he, the strongest war king in the world, may become a worldwide death.

Zhao Aotian has never tasted fear in his life.

Even in the face of death, he can face it calmly,

But now, this ignorant human being is the strongest and finally understands what fear is.

he…

Getting married!

The target is the leader of the Goshawk Knights of Longming Country: Xiao Chihuo.

Of course, Zhao Aotian had never seen this Xiao Chihuo before.

This is totally an arranged marriage.

But I heard that she is not bad, has a good reputation internationally, and is as beautiful as a flower, with the reputation of "Rodinia Rose".

The person who granted the marriage was not Zhao Aotian's immediate boss, King Situ Zhou of Eastern Sichuan.

But Zhao Aotian's immediate boss's immediate boss.

The Queen Mother of Eastern Sichuan and the Grand Pope of Longminglongshen Sect: Xiao Bi.

In the past three days, Zhao Aotian had no taste for food and could not sleep at night. It could be said that he had been tortured.

In the War King Winery.

"So, why are you crying?" Zhao Aotian looked confused after telling him everything.

Across the table, Zheng Sepi's face was covered with runny nose and tears. The wine glass in front of him was clearly empty before, but now it was full again.

When I looked inside, it was all filled with snot.

"You bastard! Zhao Aotian! Fortunately, I think you are still a good person, Nimad, I didn't expect you to be such a wicked thing!"

Zheng Sepi cried more and more sadly.

When I cried to the end, I just acted like a mother-in-law, holding my head in my hands, lying on the table and crying loudly.

"What happened to me?" Zhao Aotian looked innocent: "I'm very distressed! Zheng Qian is not around, so I can only talk to you. Why is it so wicked?"

"Damn it, isn't this immoral?!"

Zheng Sepi pointed at his nose and yelled: "Do you know how beautiful Xiao Chihuo is!! The leader of the Goshawk Knights of Longming Country! Not only is he strong, but he also heard that he has the blood of the ancestral dragon in his body.

The most terrible thing is that he is a high-ranking official, has so much money that he doesn't need it, and he is a standard white, rich and beautiful person! Those who chase her can queue up from Sichuan East to Eagle Valley!

If you want to tell me that you feel you are not good enough for her, I might still understand. Damn it, are you telling me that you don’t want to get married? The trouble is how to dump her?

Who are you ridiculing? Hold! "

When Zhao Aotian heard this, he was even more confused: "Is this something worth being angry about?"

When Zheng Sepi heard this, he became very angry: "Yes, that's right, it's not worth being angry. If I couldn't beat you, I would fucking strangle you to death right now!

Who are you showing off to? ! ah? ! Damn, I’m so envious! "

Zheng Sepi was so excited that he drooled all over the table.

A few drops even splashed on Zhao Aotian's face.

Zhao Aotian wiped it in disgust and asked, "Don't you have a woman? I saw her last time. She was a foreigner. She must be from Yinggu, right? She's quite beautiful."

Upon hearing this, Zheng Sepi's face turned green: "Can you call someone? Is that a demon?!!"

"Aren't all organs the same?"

"Qi Nima is bigger, but his energy is different!"

Zheng Sepi held his head and said with a painful look on his face: "Do you know how painful I am?! I don't know how many times I saw my parents waving to me from the other side of the river and said to me: Son , it’s so hard, why not go with your parents?"

Zhao Aotian: "..."

"Do you want to be so exaggerated?"

"It's so exaggerated!"

Zheng Sepi leaned back in his chair regretfully and stared at the chandelier on the ceiling: "Sometimes I wonder, why did God arrange such a partner for me?

Is this a punishment for me not doing my job as an LSP for 6 years?

On the other hand, you! "

Zheng Sepi sat up straight, pointed at Zhao Aotian and said: "Xiao Chihuo is as beautiful as a flower. It is said that under Situ Yi, she is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a high-ranking official, rich, powerful, intelligent, and of good background. The pedigree is better.

Do you know how many people want to marry her? Now Empress Dowager Xiao Bi wants to marry you, but you tell me not to? What's going on in your head? "

When Zhao Aotian heard this, his face turned ugly: "Maybe, she may be many people's dream lover, but she is not mine.

If the monsters are not eliminated, how can I care about the love between my children? Marriage? In my opinion, forced marriage is not bad. Whoever likes it can give it to me. I'm not interested anyway. "

"Are you cerebral palsy?"

"I am the King of War. If you have the guts, say it again."

"I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong."

After saying this, Zhao Aotian sighed, his brows filled with a heavy and indescribable sadness.

Originally, Zheng Sepi and Zheng Qian were close, and Zhao Aotian thought that he might be able to vent his depression by chatting with him.

But now it seems that it is impossible to have a human conversation with this guy.

The more we talk, the more depressed we become.

The time is set for the spring equinox next month. At that time, Xiao Chihao and her Goshawk Knights will come to eastern Sichuan to have a blind date with Zhao Aotian.

After all, there are still 10 days.

After the blind date, as a courtesy, Zhao Aotian had to go to Longming Country to return the gift.

After that, the two of them will be given a long vacation by Chuandong and Long Ming respectively. As long as nothing serious happens, they will always be on vacation, but they must stay together.

The euphemistic name is: Cultivate feelings, and love will grow over time.

Zhao Aotian thought: This is house arrest.

The entire process has been arranged, and of course the person who arranged it is, of course, Queen Mother Xiao Bi.

Zhao Aotian's personal feelings will not be used as a reference for the entire marriage.

In fact, even if Zhao Aotian was asked to say no, Zhao Aotian would not dare.

Because now, the entire eastern Sichuan has learned the news.

People across the country are celebrating this event.

If Zhao Aotian said no at this time, the Queen Mother would definitely get angry on the spot with her violent temper, which would stir up public opinion and make Zhao Aotian bear the reputation of "beginning with chaos and ending with abandonment".

For Zhao Aotian, this was a punishment worse than death.

"Hey, Lao Zhao."

At this moment, Zheng Qian pushed the door open and entered.

When Zhao Aotian saw Zheng Qian, he greeted him as if he were a savior: "Zheng Qian, you are finally here."

In this matter, the only person Zhao Aotian can count on is Zheng Qian.

You know, this marriage was given by the Queen Mother, and not even Situ Zhou could do anything about it.

Zhao Aotian himself has an upright personality and cannot handle this kind of thing.

But Zheng Qian is different.

Zheng Qian can handle any matter where a dog is in trouble.

who is he?

There are no two ruffians in the world, and there are no other scoundrels in the world.

The worst among men!

As long as he can solve this problem easily.

Now Zheng Qian is Zhao Aotian's savior.

As long as he can handle it, he can just let Zhao Aotian call him dad.

However……

A thud.

As soon as Zhao Aotian stepped forward to greet him, Zheng Qian patted down a piece of fine gold as big as a softball.

"Huh?" Zhao Aotian was stunned.

Looking up, Zheng Qian was smiling heartily at him.

"Oh, Lao Zhao, I heard that you are getting married, so we don't have anything to give you. These 20 kilograms of fine gold will be treated as my share of the money.

Hey, if you are going to give birth to a son, you have to ask me to drink the full moon wine, and I will definitely not miss you in molecular money. "

Zhao Aotian: "..."

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

Zhao Aotian's hoarse screams could be heard in the God of War Winery.

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