A million ways to survive in the dungeon

Yuelai Building, seventh floor.

There were 15 tables in the splendid room, and they were full of people.

All 113 members of the investigation team attended the banquet.

At the fish head table, Situ Zhou, Zhao Aotian, Zheng Qian, the two Eagle Valley War Kings O'Regan and Mazehua Ke, and five investigation team leaders sat at the same table.

Among them, the seven people on the Eagle Valley side looked obviously ugly.

Obviously, in addition to O'Regan who followed Zheng Qian, Mazehuak's group also suffered from Zhao Aotian.

"Two war kings of Eagle Valley, come, I will give you a drink." Situ Zhou said enthusiastically, raising his glass.

O'Regan and Mazewake raised their glasses coldly and offered a toast in return.

With a glass of sake in his stomach, Situ Zhou smiled and said, "I wonder if the two war kings enjoyed this investigation?"

To this question, the two of them did not answer, they just snorted coldly.

joy?

I'm happy with your grandma's legs!

Did you say it was pleasant or not?

Situ Zhou didn't care about the two people's cold attitudes.

He said with a smile: "This time, Eagle Valley came all the way to investigate and restore the truth to the international community. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks here."

O'Regan snorted coldly: "Thank you? Taking off our clothes and pressing us to the ground is your way of thanking Sichuan East?

When the investigation team investigated in eastern Sichuan, they encountered strong resistance from the local people in eastern Sichuan, and many members of the investigation team suffered inhumane treatment.

I will add this sentence to the first article of international newspapers and periodicals. "

Zheng Qian burst into laughter, but luckily he suppressed it quickly.

Situ Zhou remained calm and said with a smile: "This is your first time in Eastern Sichuan. You don't understand our customs in Eastern Sichuan, so some misunderstandings are inevitable. Please don't take it to heart."

"fart!"

Mazehuak on the side slammed the table and yelled: "While I was investigating, the latrine suddenly exploded, and more than twenty people were splashed with feces!

Do you still have a custom of latrine explosions in eastern Sichuan? "

well? The hut exploded?

Zheng Qian turned his head and glanced at Zhao Aotian, only to see that he was also suppressing a smile. His face was turning blue because he was suppressing a smile. He was afraid that he might have caused internal injuries.

Zheng Qian looked back in awe.

I can’t tell, Lao Zhao, you are such a damn talent.

Situ Zhou nodded and smiled shamelessly: "Well, yes, the construction of thatched houses in eastern Sichuan is relatively backward. It is normal for explosions to occur every three to five."

Mazehuak was furious: "Isn't it customary to trick us into the landfill and sneak attack us from behind and kick us down?"

"Yes, it's also custom, dear."

"Take it to the artillery shell warehouse and shoot me in the face with a super-long-range heavy bombardment cannon from zero range?"

"That's right." Situ Zhou paused and asked, "How did you survive?"

"Nonsense, the fuse has been ignited, am I going to stand there and catch the cannonball with my face?"

"enough!"

O'Regan slammed the table and shouted: "We are very dissatisfied with this investigation. Shandong is so rude. I will disclose everything about this investigation to the international community!

We hope that Shandong will be prepared to bear the relevant responsibilities and consequences. "

Mazehua Ke also nodded and said: "In this investigation, we found many doubts. The invasion of 100 million monsters is really hard to believe that Sichuan East can resist it.

Your obstruction of the investigation in every possible way is the best proof! "

Situ Zhou smiled and said, "That's right, then please do whatever you want."

"random?"

Mazehuak and O'Regan were both stunned.

Situ Zhou nodded, as if it had nothing to do with him, and said, "How you report it is your freedom."

O'Regan said with a sinister expression: "So, Your Majesty, are you admitting to the falsification of the number of monsters?"

Situ Zhou shook his head and said calmly: "I never said that, the number of 100 million monsters is real.

At that time, our country in Eastern Sichuan was overwhelmed. Thanks to the millions of outstanding warriors who risked their lives, we could barely save this land and its 80 million people.

At that time, millions of soldiers fought bloody battles, but your so-called international community was adding insult to injury, refusing to provide assistance, and badmouthing us in eastern Sichuan.

Now that Sichuan has been saved, you accuse us of falsifying World of Warcraft data, trying to embezzle international aid, and demand compensation from us.

Since you insist that our World of Warcraft data is fake, then report it?

If you want to tarnish the lives of millions of soldiers, then go ahead and report it.

Restore the truth? It makes me laugh to death!

Why bother to accuse someone? "

When everyone in the investigation team heard this, their faces turned red.

O'Regan and Mazewake, who were sitting at the same table, slammed the table and shouted: "Watch your words, King Sichuan East! We have made enough concessions in this investigation, but you Sichuan East have obstructed the investigation again and again!"

As the largest country in the world, we in Eagle Valley adhere to a responsible attitude towards all countries in the world. We are here to conduct an investigation this time. If you have no evil intentions, why do you want to stop it?

It is already known to everyone that Sichuan East violated international conventions and concealed the number of World of Warcraft invasions! "

"Everyone knows this?!"

After hearing this, Zhao Aotian finally couldn't sit still.

He widened his eyes, glared at O'Regan, and shouted in a low voice: "Did you witness it with your own eyes, or did you personally participate in the war? Facts?

Run over and grab a few branches, conduct some unrealistic reasoning, draw all the unreasonable conclusions, and then add fuel to the fire in your little notebook. Is this what you call facts? "

Mazehuak chuckled and said: "If not, how can we restore the truth?"

Zheng Qian chewed the white chopped chicken and said calmly: "Why don't the 50,000 people who survived the war just ask?

Wouldn’t it be better to go to the Heroes’ Tomb on the mountain behind the royal city and look at the newly erected tombstones?

Count the 48 tons of magic crystals we scrapped, the 96 gold fuses, and the piles of scrapped ultra-long-range heavy bombing cannons piled up in the abandoned warehouse, don’t you know? "

O'Regan said: "Do you think those things are useless?"

Zheng Qiandao: "Then you can use it by dragging and smashing the bodies of our martyrs that you dug out?!"

"This is a reasonable and necessary approach for investigation!"

"It's reasonable and necessary."

"As the largest country in Eagle Valley, we need to maintain international fairness. To this end, some roughness in the investigation is inevitable."

O'Regan's speech left Zheng Qian with only one thought in his mind.

There is no cure!

Putting down his chopsticks and taking a sip of wine, Zheng Qian tapped his fingers on the table. After organizing his words, he quietly said: "Maintaining international fairness? Reasonable and necessary?

Then your king of war, Roosevelt, led six Ningjin-level adventurers, recruited twenty or thirty wanted criminals, and kidnapped Chinese princesses and socialites, all to safeguard international fairness? Is it also reasonable and necessary? "

Situ Zhou added: "You sent Johnny here to ask me to cede territory and threatened you. Is this international fairness?

It is unreasonable for you to think that toilet explosions are our custom.

So are these more reasonable than toilet explosions? "

As soon as these words came out, the investigation team was speechless for a moment.

Mazehua Keqi shouted: "Watch your wording, King of Eastern Sichuan, are you questioning our Eagle Valley's international reputation?"

Situ Zhou drank lightly and said, "It's not okay for Yinggu to question my data fraud, but it's not okay for us to question your practices?"

Zheng Qian added from the side: "What an internationally renowned double standard."

At this point, my face has been torn.

Zhao Aotian slammed the table, stood up and shouted: "Today, our king is giving you a banquet to give you face.

But you are messing around and trying to distort the efforts we have made in East Sichuan.

Let me ask, if Sichuan East dies, where will the monsters go?

With the nutrition from Eastern Sichuan, the monsters that breed in large numbers are just based on your Eagle Valley? Can it be stopped?

I, Chuandong, blocked the monsters, which is equivalent to taking the disaster for the whole world. Not only are you not grateful, but you also want to take advantage of it.

He said a lot of high-sounding things, but in my opinion it was all bullshit.

Even if you can prove your innocence this time, next time, and the next time, you will still find all kinds of excuses to make things difficult for us.

If you spread rumors, you will lose your legs if you refute them.

Today Chuandong lets you in for investigation, not to prove his innocence, but to tell you.

You can investigate as much as you want. Anyway, the power of public opinion is in your hands. Yinggu can say whatever he wants. Sichuan Dong can't compete with you, and the worst he can do is not be on the same level as you.

But if you want to start a war, I, three lv100 masters from Eastern Sichuan, will accompany you until the end! "

After saying that, Zhao Aotian shook his tiger body and unleashed his fighting spirit with all his strength.

All the magic lights in the place exploded and shattered.

There was no wave of air, but at this moment, O'Regan and Mazewalker felt like they were hitting a bulldozer head-on.

The overwhelming pressure shocked all the members of the investigation team and turned pale.

"This...this pressure is..."

O'Regan, Mazehuak, and the five team leaders were the closest, and they were pressed to the table on the spot, with food scattered all over them.

But how can they take care of this now?

The dim room was dyed red by Zhao Aotian's red fighting spirit.

Whooped.

The wings of the transformed god spread out.

At this moment, Zhao Aotian stood in the center of the room like a god and demon, unshakable!

How did O'Regan and Mazewalker expect this to happen?

What's going on with this pressure?

lv100? !

The limits of humanity?

Is there really anyone in this world who can reach the limits of human beings?

"Then, I'll come too."

Zheng Qian wiped his mouth, stood up and released the same pressure as Zhao Aotian.

In an instant, the entire investigation team felt that the weight on their backs suddenly doubled.

Zhao Aotian's pressure was enough to hold everyone down until they could move.

Now coupled with Zheng Gan's actions, everyone was almost suffocated under the pressure.

You know, all members of the investigation team are Ningjin level adventurers.

The pressure of just two war kings actually overwhelmed 111 Ningjin level and 2 war kings? !

O'Regan and Mazewalker couldn't believe their eyes.

Although the theoretical limit of human beings is lv100, who has actually seen it? !

Sandwiched between the two people, because the pressure was not directed at Situ Zhou, Situ Zhou looked at the more than a hundred people very relaxedly: "Everyone in Eagle Valley, you may have forgotten one thing.

By killing monsters, humans will also gain experience.

Although many people died in this war, the strength of the surviving soldiers also increased by leaps and bounds.

In addition to the two of them, our Jin Ge Mage has also reached lv100.

If we follow the internationally accepted method of classifying war kings, then we in East Sichuan now have more than 30,000 warriors with the strength of war kings. "

Thirty thousand? !

This data caused O'Regan and Mazewak to instantly collapse.

Situ Zhou's eyes were full of confidence.

That is definitely not the expression a liar should have.

A country with thirty thousand war kings?

is it possible?

O'Regan and Mazehuak instantly felt that they had suddenly changed from the king of war at the pinnacle of mankind to a bastard fish like a slime.

"These warriors are the best proof that we have fought against 100 million monsters."

Having said this, Situ Zhou waved his hand, and Zhao Aotian and Zheng Qian both withdrew their pressure.

Facing the investigative team who were breathing heavily, Situ Zhou said loudly: "Go back and tell Eagle Valley. If you want to start a war, feel free to do so, but you have to think clearly.

The three lv100 and 30,000 battle kings in East Sichuan are the result of fighting against 100 million monsters, and they are also our greatest victory!

It is our will to win in East Sichuan.

If you feel like you have a chance of winning in Eagle Valley, just give it a try!

We, Sichuan East, will stay with you until the end! "

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