A million ways to survive in the dungeon

[What kind of underworld story are you making up? ! ! ! 】

Zheng Qian's microphone almost exploded in the mind-to-mind communication function.

Jinge's whole head was like a roly-poly, buzzing and trembling from his roar.

The events of last night were communicated through Zheng Qian's mind and transmitted to Zheng Qian in the form of a video in his mind.

After watching everything, Zheng Qian wanted to strangle this old loser Jin Ge to death.

What the hell are you doing?

Am I looking for myself?

Jin Ge did not take it seriously: [Master Power Bank, this is a great opportunity for you to establish your true body in the human world. I will follow your teachings and use my brain to make up excuses. 】

[I see that your brain is about to collapse into Weilong spicy strips. 】

Zheng Qian looked tired.

I'm living a good life, why don't you do this to me?

Doesn't this make me feel uncomfortable?

There are only 27 days in total, and I still have to prepare to deal with Ares. Who has time to play house with you?

Am I looking for myself? Isn’t this unnecessary taking off your pants and farting?

[No, Mr. Power Bank, you are a fairy fart, extraordinary. 】Jinge, who overheard Zheng Qian's thoughts in his mind, suddenly said something.

【Fuck you. 】

Zheng Qian cut off the call and vowed that he would never chat with Jinge again in his life.

"Zheng Qian." On the throne, Situ Zhou looked majestic.

Zheng Qian lowered his head and responded: "Your Majesty."

"Yes." Situ Zhou nodded with satisfaction when he saw that Zheng Qian had fulfilled all the etiquette.

"King Shouben has heard about your deeds. From the time you started to be an adventurer, whether it was the War King Recruitment Conference, the Warcraft City Defense Battle, or the Guiya Mountain Rescue Battle, it all ended perfectly because of you.

I would like to express my gratitude to you. If it were not for you, I, Sichuan East, would have suffered greater losses. "

"Thank you, Your Majesty. This is what I should do."

Zheng Qian replied sincerely.

Looking up at Zhao Aotian again, Zheng Qian felt something else in his heart.

Indeed, it is sincere.

It is true that Zheng Qian's purpose has always been to make money, but the matter of killing three thousand people in the underground city has always been on Zheng Qian's mind.

No matter whose fault it was, Zheng Qian had to admit that he had a small part of the responsibility for the deaths of those three thousand people.

It was because of this that I chose to come to East Sichuan, a decision I made subconsciously.

Situ Zhou smiled and said: "You must have heard about it at the reward party some time ago, right? East Sichuan is facing the biggest disaster in human history?"

"Your Majesty is referring to the 100 million monsters?"

"That's right."

Situ Zhou sighed.

He organized his words and said: "At this critical moment, I will open the skylight and speak out.

Zheng Qian, I... no, Sichuan East needs your help. Are you willing to lend a hand? "

coming soon.

Zheng Qian was mentally prepared and replied: "Your Majesty, please speak."

Situ Zhou said seriously: "I heard that you can contact a powerful magic dragon? It is the dragon that entered the palace with Master Jinge when he returned to Sichuan East, and then disappeared."

"able."

Zheng Qian answered quickly without hesitation.

Beside the throne, Zhao Aotian's body visibly trembled when he heard these words, so much so that his armor made a clicking sound.

Jin Ge silently closed his eyes at the side, his face was full of deep merit and fame, and his smile showed that I had already seen through everything.

Situ Zhou's eyes lit up and he asked, "Then can you find it?"

“In fact, my soul is connected to it because it gives me most of my strength.

So as long as I have this intention, I can communicate with it mentally at any time. "

"Is there such an operation?" Situ Zhou was shocked.

Zheng Qian showed a troubled expression: "But it doesn't like to be disturbed, so I usually don't dare to contact it."

"No, it's okay!"

Situ Zhou leaned forward excitedly, wishing he could roll off the throne.

I thought that there would be twists and turns, but I didn’t expect that it would go so smoothly?

It goes without saying that East Sichuan is currently experiencing many disasters. From a probability perspective, it is time for things to go smoothly.

He pointed at Zheng Qian: "Mr. Zheng Qian, please...please help me, contact the dragon, just...just say...wait, let me think about it...

Yes, that’s right! It is said that Situ Zhou, the king of eastern Sichuan, has one hundred and twenty percent sincerity and hosted a banquet to invite him to the palace tomorrow night to discuss important matters. Please be sure to show your respect. "

Seeing how Situ Zhou was suffering from a sudden illness and seeking medical treatment indiscriminately, Zheng Qian finally understood how much pressure he was under at the moment.

That's right.

The four words "King of the Subjugated Country" are enough for him to be engraved on the pillar of shame of mankind forever after his death, right?

Thinking of this, Zheng Qian sighed with difficulty.

He said: "Oh, Your Majesty, this request is a bit difficult to handle."

Situ Zhou was stunned and had not yet reacted: "Mr. Zheng Qian, what's so difficult to do? Is it because the magic power is not enough?"

"No." Zheng Qian covered his forehead and pretended to be very reluctant and said: "That demon dragon has a bad temper, even worse than me. I don't know how it is feeling now.

If I send the call and it happens to be in a bad mood, it will kill me.

It seems to be just contact, but in fact it is accompanied by life danger, not to mention, it is also related to the fate of the entire country. I have hard work without credit, and fatigue without hard work, right?

So...Oh, Your Majesty, it’s hard for me too. "

Situ Zhou was anxious.

It’s already this time, how can we shrink our eggs because of this little risk?

"What does Mr. Zheng Qian mean?"

Zheng Qian smiled and said, "You have to pay more."

Zhao Aotian next to him was also stunned.

Wait, why do these lines sound so familiar?

Situ Zhou's face was filled with black question marks.

No, my country is almost in ruins, why are you trying to talk money with me?

"One... one thousand gold coins?" Situ Zhou reported the price he thought was more appropriate.

You are conscientious enough. You can’t spend so much money on international long-distance calls for a year, right? ?

However, Zheng Qian shook his head: "Your Majesty, it's hard for me to help you with this little money."

When Situ Zhou heard this, the veins on his forehead popped out.

Hey, you little brat, are you really cheating on me?

Forget it, it’s all small money, the country is the most important.

"Two thousand gold coins?"

Zheng Qian shook his head.

"Three thousand gold coins?"

Still shaking his head.

"Five thousand?"

Seeing how ignorant he was, Zheng Qian simply smiled and held out three fingers: "Thirty thousand."

I'll step on my horse and strangle you to death! ! !

Fortunately, Situ Zhou himself had the strength of a Ningjin-level adventurer and was in good health, otherwise he would have died of a myocardial infarction due to anger.

I asked you to pass on a message to me. Do you think you are making interstellar long distance calls to M78 Nebula?

Thirty thousand, why don't you go grab it?

Situ Zhou's good impression of Zheng Qian suddenly exploded.

He took more than thirty deep breaths before he managed to calm down.

Zheng Qian stood calmly, waiting for him patiently.

Calm down, pennies are pennies.

Looking at Zheng Qian's smiling face, the more he looked at him, the more he deserved to be beaten.

Wow, boy, I didn’t believe it when my daughter showed me your information.

Are you really the kind of person who would pee on every toad you catch?

You are awesome, I am a coward, right?

"Okay, 30,000 is 30,000!" Finally, Situ Zhou agreed despite his lung-exploding anger.

When Zheng Qian heard this, he was so happy that he wanted nothing more.

It’s so cool to make money.

"Hey, I don't have much education, but I believe that you are the king and you won't lie to me. You will have to pay later. Let's make an agreement first. I have a good relationship with the dragon. If you lie to me, I will let it beat you."

Damn that spiral fart, who just said you were afraid that it would kill you if it was in a bad mood? !

Not to mention Situ Zhou, even Zhao Aotian couldn't help but sigh after hearing this: This guy can really make a noise when he opens his mouth. If I hadn't known you for a long time, I would have almost believed you!

Situ Zhou replied in the affirmative, and Zheng Qian pretended to be on the phone and put his hand to his ear.

"Hello? Big brother? The King of Sichuan East wants to see you tomorrow, are you coming? Ang, okay, okay, okay, I understand, hang up."

After speaking to the air, Zheng Qian said to Situ Zhou: "Okay, he said he is free tomorrow, so just prepare more delicious food."

Situ Zhou: "..."

Zhao Aotian: "..."

It's that simple? That's it? I spent 30,000 gold coins riding a horse? It’s enough to cover the clan’s mansion’s expenses for a year, is that all? !

Situ Zhou chopped Zheng Qian's heart into pieces.

Zhao Aotian's mentality became even more explosive.

Is this dragon disguised as a food delivery guy? Came here as soon as I was called?

Before I met Zheng Qian, I spent so much time and energy. What on earth was I doing to make trouble? !

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