A million ways to survive in the dungeon

Zheng Sepi?

Zheng Qian has been feeling strange since the last time he met Venus.

Truth has said: The devil is the enemy and must be eradicated.

Ares doesn't just have phased goals.

For every other demon god killed, Truth will give a reward of at least 5,000 unlock points.

It is enough to prove that truth is very hostile to the devil.

Is there a grudge between the Demon God and the skill of Truth?

But this demon named Venus doesn't seem to have a particularly strong will to fight.

On the contrary, she has an extremely perverted obsession with Zheng Sepi.

"Why do you keep staring at Zheng Sepi?"

Zheng Qian rarely rested today and didn't want to take action.

Seeing that Venus didn't have murderous intent, I simply relaxed some of my vigilance and started communicating with her.

A faint anger instantly rose in Venus's brows.

"I am the goddess of beauty! The most beautiful woman in the world! Is there anyone in this world who is not moved by me? Let me ask you, are you not moved by me?"

Zheng Qian stared blankly and replied quietly: "Uh no, you don't look very smart, Yazi. I already have another one who is not very smart. I can't stand you. In fact, I think women are good now." trouble."

Venus: "..."

She looked at Zheng Qian in bewilderment and asked, "Don't you like men?"

Zheng Qian: "???"

"No, no, no, don't deny it. I think you seem to have a good relationship with the big guy in your team. Could it be that you two..."

Venus said, making an OK with her left hand, making a fist with her right hand and extending her index finger, and then inserted her index finger into the OK.

"First of all, let's agree that I am Taixu Sky Wearing Level 7. Even if you are a demon at this distance, I can spray you to death with a knowing blow. Do you believe it?"

"Ahem."

Venus coughed: "Anyway, I'm not interested in other people. All I want is Zheng Sepi."

Zheng Qian frowned impatiently and said: "Hey, can you be more serious? Although I don't know where you are, we should be enemies, right?

Don’t you think it’s too much to chat while drinking tea like this?

Besides, for a species as advanced as yours, why do you have to be obsessed with Zheng Sepi? In your eyes, he must be an inferior creature, right? "

“This has nothing to do with species!!!”

Venus roared.

She became more and more excited and scratched the table with her nails: "Just because he is an inferior creature, that's why I won't give in!

I am a goddess of beauty. When I walk on the road, the hormones I emit can make male dogs on the roadside incontinent.

He is just a low-level human being, and he is able to ignore my charm without using any magic or skills to defend himself! "

Zheng Qian laughed out loud when he heard this: "Hey, hey, is it too exaggerated for a male dog to be incontinent?"

"Look if you don't believe me!"

Venus glanced at a passing bird.

The prosperous creature rolled its eyes on the spot, became incontinent, and died.

Zheng Qian froze.

"What kind of skill is this? It's so awesome. I want to learn it too!"

Venus continued: "Wherever I go, I am the center of attention! But that mortal...

That damn mortal, it doesn't matter if he's not interested in me, he actually said that I smell bad?

I take showers twice a day, and I'm a devil! I’ve already been off the grain! I don’t even poop, and my body won’t get dirty even if I jump into a cesspool. How could I have bad body odor? !

So I absolutely cannot forgive him!

I want him to fully appreciate the charm of my beauty, regret his stupidity, and finally kneel down under my skirt, lick my toes and beg for forgiveness! "

Zheng Qian took a look at her perfect and slender feet under her evening dress and sighed, "Is there such a good thing?"

Venus was stunned.

Look at Zheng Qian looking straight at his legs.

Venus understood.

What? Sure enough, men are all the same thing.

The problem was not with me, but with that Zheng Sepi.

Thinking of this, Venus raised her legs on the table: "You want to try? Allow me, inferior creature."

Zheng Qian swallowed.

I wanted to refuse, but the problem was that she was just too...ahem.

However, when Yuzu came closer, Zheng Qian, who was quite interested at first, wrinkled his nose and his expression suddenly became serious.

"What's wrong?" Venus was surprised.

Taking a closer look, Zheng Qian raised his head and looked straight at Venus with a steely face.

After a long time, Zheng Qian said: "Well, it smells a bit bad. Don't you have athlete's foot?"

Venus: "..."

Zheng Qian pinched his nose and moved the stool back, and said in disgust: "Well, this tastes a bit like Totole Chicken Essence: fresh and unique.

You wouldn't have dried your feet after taking a shower, would you? You'll get athlete's foot. "

"Fuck, I'm a beauty god, I don't even poop, how could I get athlete's foot!"

Venus' whole body exploded.

If Zheng Qian hadn't used space to cut off her explosive pressure immediately, I'm afraid the three nearby streets would have been razed to the ground, not to mention that like now, the surrounding passers-by didn't pay much attention to it.

Zheng Qian removed the space barrier, waved his hand and said: "Oh, it's normal to have athlete's foot, why are you so excited? Just buy a dose of Dakenin."

"You said I'm a goddess of beauty, and I won't get athlete's foot when riding a horse!"

"But the smell is really strong, ah~ wait a minute, let me slow down, I just smelled it and it was a bit heady."

"You fart!"

"If you don't believe me, smell it yourself."

Venus still wanted to have a seizure.

But looking at Zheng Qian's serious face, it felt like he wasn't joking.

Is it difficult...could it be...

Venus quickly sat down, hugged her feet and smelled them.

First bite.

She looked confused.

Second bite.

She looked shocked.

The third mouthful.

Her face was full of doubts about life.

"Let me just say, it has some flavor." Zheng Qian said, spreading his hands.

Indeed, there is a slight smell when you get closer.

Why!

The devil is a god, and his divine body is pure. Even if he jumps into a cesspool and climbs out, his body will be clean.

Why does it smell? This defies logic!

The more Venus thought about it, the angrier she became, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became.

Finally, I burst into tears.

"I hate you inferior creatures!"

She opened the space transfer, turned around and escaped from the human world.

Sitting on the chair, Zheng Qian slowly drank tea and looked at the position of Venus a second ago with a calm expression.

The smile of the Diamond King is written all over his face.

After drinking tea for a while and using a cure on the unconscious boss and wild dog, Zheng Qian took down two silver coins and prepared to leave and take a stroll.

But at this moment.

"Captain Zheng Qian!"

A cry of surprise pierced the clear sky.

Look back.

I saw the disgraced Shen Jingbing running towards here out of breath.

"What's wrong?"

"Zheng...Captain Zheng Qian! Something bad has happened! The master was caught by a monster... Bah, no, the master is fighting with the war king Zhao Aotian!"

"What the hell?!"

Zheng Qian followed Shen Jingbing straight to Wang Jingyuan.

As soon as they entered the door, they saw Zhao Aotian and Mao Nanbei confronting each other on the playground that was messed up by bombs.

Zhao Aotian held the holy sword in his hand and glared at Mao Nanbei angrily.

Mao Nanbei stood opposite with a relaxed expression, shaving his nails.

Jinge is like a peacemaker, with the sentence on the left saying "don't fight" and the sentence on the right saying "peace is the most important".

As soon as Zheng Qian arrived, he heard Zhao Aotian shouting: "Miss Cat, I, Zhao Aotian, have lived an upright life. Today, I risk all my dignity to ask you one last question!

What is your intention to harm thousands of outstanding students of Wang Jingyuan like this! "

When Zheng Qian heard this, his anus tightened.

Damn it, Mao Nanbei, what trouble have you caused me again?

Should... shouldn't...

Zheng Qian thought of a terrible possibility.

Could it be that Mao Nanbei’s identity has been exposed?

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