A million ways to survive in the dungeon

Venus has been depressed since her last return to the human world.

The man's voice couldn't be shaken from his mind.

Venus couldn't figure it out.

What's wrong with me riding a horse? !

Who said that Europeans and foreigners must smell bad?

Is it my fault that I look like this?

Besides, I look like a human being, okay? It was decided based on the prototype when I was born, I don’t have a choice, brother!

When the creation was created, why was there a rule that human beings could only be finalized once? What was going on in [ ]’s mind? !

Since returning to the human world, Venus has been bathing in the hot springs 24 hours a day and at least 23 hours a day.

Several layers of skin were rubbed off, and the armpit hair was all bald.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Before meeting that human being, Venus had never paid attention to the problem of body odor.

But since that human said those words, everything has changed.

No matter where you go? Venus always smells something strange under her armpits.

No, it's not really a smell, it's just an illusion.

Of course Venus knew this was an illusion.

But Ta Ma just couldn't ignore this smell that only existed in hallucinations.

This smell has gotten stronger and stronger recently! ! !

"[] said that he was very dissatisfied with your performance last time when you descended to earth. From now on, you will be deprived of your right to descend to earth."

"I know, get out of here."

After saying that, Venus jumped back into the hot spring, bang, it was so fast.

Ares froze on the spot.

It took him a while to come back to his senses: "Hey, wait a minute, why are you so stupid after I haven't seen you for a few days? Come out!"

Ares rushed to the bathroom and pulled Venus out of the water by her hair.

"Smelly bitch, it's because of you that I heard that you found the holder of the truth, but failed to do so. [ ] is cautious by nature, and now he thinks the holder of the truth is so stupid that he summoned all the demons. return.

I finally had the opportunity to go down to earth, but you ruined it all. You still have this attitude now. Do you want to die? ! "

Ares has the appearance of a young man with bronzed skin and short hair that stands on end.

He was dressed in the Greek fighter's signature boxer-brief pants and a red waistband. His shirtless upper body was crossed with two leather belts, highlighting his muscles that had been refined to the extreme.

In the past, Venus was quite fond of him.

This is a typical hot-blooded male style.

But ever since she met the human named Zheng Sepi, Venus became more and more displeased with handsome men like Ares.

My mind is filled with muscles and fighting. I am naked and you are holding me in your hands. You are riding on a horse but you don’t have any evil thoughts at all.

This attitude of Ares stirred up some bad memories in Venus.

"Hey, let go, or I'll show you some color."

Ares was stunned and sneered: "Just you? With the fighting power of a mere beauty, you want to compete with me, the God of War... hmm?!!!"

In the middle of Ares's words, he felt a sharp pain in his crotch.

I saw that Venus's right leg untied its human form and turned into a three-meter-long thick horse hoof, which carried 100% of its divine power.

With a strength attribute of 280,000, and six additional levels of physical attack to strengthen it, one shot hit Ares's crotch.

Duang.

The distant divine clock struck the hour.

"Uh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!"

The majestic God of War was kicked until he was rolling on the ground like a shrimp.

Venus smoothed her hair and said lightly: "Did you see it?"

"Ahhh! I'm torn apart! You attacked me secretly, you don't have martial ethics!"

Venus ignored him.

【Plane Bridge】

Open the portal and Venus will leave.

Seeing this, Ares held his crotch and stretched out his hand: "Hey, where do you want to go?"

"Go down to earth."

"[ ] has said that you are not allowed to come down to earth! Do you want to disobey [ ]'s order?!"

"Orders? None of my business?! If that man can't handle it, I'd rather die!"

After that, Venus ignored it and jumped into the portal, leaving Ares wailing by the hot spring.

Zheng Sepi!

You ignorant human being!

This time I must make you succumb to the charm of my beauty, kneel down and lick my toes!

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"Meow meow, meow meow, I have two tails meow meow."

Cheerful little steps.

Mao Nanbei was holding a sack of goat milk lollipops, with happiness written all over his face.

It has been two days since I returned from Kacher's house. Maonanbei received Kacher's 500 gold coins as promised. Today I went to the wholesale market and bought a thousand goat milk lollipops.

The human world is so amazing, goat milk is simply the greatest invention in the world!

Thanks to the sheep, and even more grateful to the humans who have tamed the sheep.

Since coming to the human world with dog things, Mao Nanbei has become more and more fond of human beings.

In dungeons, if you want resources, you have to kill them.

And if you kill others, it means that you are also at risk of being killed back.

At that time, Mao Nanbei did have the ability to dominate the second floor, except for the leader of Medusa.

But any monster is born as a lv0 baby monster with a hpmpap of 5.

This is true from dragons to demonic moles.

The stronger the monster, the more killing it has experienced.

It can be said that Mao Nanbei's experience of such frightening days is countless times deeper than Zheng Qian's.

Being the strongest comes with a price.

And even if he becomes the strongest other than the leader of Medusa, he will not be able to sit back and relax.

You also have to guard against sneak attacks from other monsters.

At least in the many years before he met the dog, Mao Nanbei never lived a day without fear.

Oh no, to be precise, there were a few days when I was quite happy twenty or thirty years ago.

But it's different in the human world.

As long as you spend something named money, you can make others give things to you willingly.

This is much more comfortable than living in the underground city. There is no need to worry or be afraid of threats.

As long as you don't offend others, there's a good chance that others won't offend you.

Apart from happiness, are there any other adjectives that can describe this kind of life?

Like this sack of a thousand goat milk lollipops.

Can you get through the dungeon by killing?

And the most important thing is that dogs are particularly good at making money.

Yes, its name seems to be called making money, of course it can make money, I am so stupid.

Therefore, the longer Mao Nanbei stays in the human world, the more he likes this kind of society dominated by weak creatures.

"Meow?"

Suddenly, Maonanbei saw a thin figure standing on the street not far away.

Take a closer look.

I saw that that person was the least important and weakest girl in the team: Shen Jingbing.

Shen Jingbing was standing on the roadside, holding an envelope with a complicated pattern in her hand, as if she was embarrassed.

"Hey, little apprentice!"

Mao Nanbei jumped up to her and patted her shoulder to say hello.

"Wow! Master Mao Nanbei?"

Shen Jingbing was so frightened that she almost fell to the ground.

"Goat milk candy, do you want some, meow?"

She was asking, but Mao Nanbei didn't wait for Shen Jingbing to answer. He took one out of the sack, unwrapped it and popped it into her mouth.

Shen Jingbing held the candy in her mouth and said with a shy blush, "It's... delicious."

"What are you doing here?" Mao Nanbei asked curiously, holding three candies in his mouth.

Shen Jingbing lowered her head in embarrassment and handed over the envelope: "This...this was given to me privately by Katcher's mother the day before yesterday."

Maonan Bei took a closer look and saw that the envelope was gilded with words: Internship Voucher for Sichuan King City Elite Training Academy.

Looking up, Mao Nanbei realized that this was the King City Elite Training Academy.

The huge school gate made of white marble is six or seven meters high. Four centurions stand on both sides to guard the school gate.

Inside, you can also see the boys and girls who are training in the first martial arts arena.

Mao Nanbei muttered.

I do remember that old guy Jin Ge seems to be the principal of this college, right?

“Katcher’s mother said that my level is too different from that of the team as a whole, and if this continues, it will be a hindrance.

The Elite Academy might be able to teach me something, so she told me to come and take a look first. If necessary, she could open a way for me to enter without taking the exam. "

Having said this, Shen Jingbing lowered her blushing face.

"I...I was wondering, would...would it be too much trouble for others? After all, I..."

"Why are you thinking so much, meow? Come, master will take you in, meow."

Compared with Shen Jingbing's thinking.

Maonanbei is much more straightforward.

He picked up this shy little girl and rushed to the school gate.

Shen Jingbing immediately panicked: "Wait... wait, master! This trainee ticket can only be used by me, you can't get in."

Mao Nanbei laughed cheerfully and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, meow. If that old cabbage Jinge dares not to let me in, I'll skin him, meow!"

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