A million ways to survive in the dungeon

"Mother...Mother."

It wasn't until Kaczewski said this that Zheng Qian was sure that this was really his mother.

She is about 165cm tall, petite in stature, with a waist and hips.

The sunlight outside the window shone on her body, and Shengxue's skin seemed to reflect a hazy halo.

He has black hair and black eyes, and his jade eyes are so clear that they can drip water.

In appearance, she looks almost like an 18-year-old Oriental girl, with no nasolabial folds or crow's feet at all.

Judging from Katcher's age, his mother must be at least 40 years old.

This is no longer as simple as freezing age.

"Ah~ Madam, you are so wonderful."

Next to him, Zheng Sepi couldn't help but murmur.

Hearing this, Kache's father's face froze suddenly, but he didn't say anything and let go of Zheng Qian.

"Oh, I'm just playing with the young man. Madam, there's no need to panic." Katcher's father said affectionately.

With a soft smile like the spring sun on Kacher's mother's face, she said to Zheng Qian and others: "My husband is too obsessed with fitness. If he offends me, please take care of me. I miss Kuta Nomu at night."

Ah? Thinking about it all night? Yingguo?

Zheng Qian was stunned and looked back at Kacheski.

Kaczewski secretly said: "My father is from Subia, and my mother is from Yingguo."

Zheng Qian suddenly realized.

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"Son, why don't you introduce these friends of yours to us?" Katcher said softly.

When Kachersky heard this, he reacted and hurriedly ran to the middle: "Yes, father, mother. These are my adventurer teammates.

Zheng Qian, double cultivator of magic warrior, captain. You should know Mao Nanbei, Assassin Specialist, Shen Jingbing, Warrior Monk, and Zheng Yi. Now he has changed his name to Zheng Sepi, and his strength has returned to its peak. "

"Um...ma'am, you're on point, please can I touch...um!!!"

Zheng Sepi stared at Katcher's proud chest. Just as he was about to say something, Zheng Qian grabbed his neck and choked back his words.

"Zheng Qian, everyone, let me introduce you. This is my father: Kacheski II."

Kacher paused, and then announced his father's full name in a pretentious manner: "Kacherski * Rasch Labwanski."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"This is my mother, Kachersky Zaofenjiqi."

Zheng Qian: "..."

Your grandpa and grandpa are really geniuses at naming names!

I finally know that there is no normal name for anyone in this world.

Zheng Qian composed his thoughts: "Speaking of which, I have known you for so long, but I still don't know your full name. Ka Che, what is your full name?"

Katcher was stunned for a moment, then realized that he had indeed never given his full name.

He coughed lightly and said: "My full name is Kachesky Huishenbushuv."

Zheng Qian: "..."

"Where do you feel uncomfortable? I'll punch you twice."

Damn it, can you please give some names to people in the world of the world?

Is your family’s naming taste passed down from generation to generation?

The tired Zheng Qian sighed and readjusted his thoughts.

"Your Majesty has performed well in the team, uncle, please rest assured."

When Katcher's father heard about it, he snorted coldly and said with disgust: "Captain Zheng Qian is famous, actually I heard it from Zhao Aotian and heard about it.

When I saw it today, it certainly lived up to its reputation.

You don't have to protect the dog. I know my kind and virtue. "

After saying that, he glanced at Kacheski.

Kaczewski immediately lowered his head with a sad expression: "Yes...I'm sorry, father, the child failed to bring glory to the family."

"Humph, that's good if you know."

After Kacher's father finished speaking, he turned his admiring eyes to Zheng Qian again: "Captain Zheng Qian is young and promising.

It's a pity that my eldest daughter is already married, and my second daughter is underage. If not, I would really like to marry you, but it's a pity.

Of course, if Captain Zheng Qian is willing to wait ten years for my second daughter Nian Fang to marry you again, that would be a good choice. Captain Zheng Qian, what do you think? "

This muscular Godzilla means business!

Seeing his piercing eyes, Zheng Qian couldn't help but feel excited all over.

First look at Katcher's burly muscles.

Zheng Qian couldn't help but have a girly version of Ka Che pop up in his mind.

Then imagine yourself being pinned down by this effeminate version of Katcher.

[Husband, I will have a fierce battle with you tonight. 】

Ah, no, it's crazy.

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"It sounds very tempting, but I still won't do it." Zheng Qian said politely.

Snapped.

At this time, Katcher's frozen mother clapped her hands gently and said softly: "Okay, husband, stop joking, son, just take your friends for a walk and get familiar with the environment.

It just so happens that the Cang family is coming to talk about marriage tonight, so we can all have a meal together. "

"Hmph." Kacher's father snorted coldly, obviously disdainful of Kacherski: "I think this incompetent boy will probably bring shame to my family."

These words made Kaczewski lower his head in shame.

"Husband, please stop talking." Katcher's mother secretly pinched Katcher's father's lower back.

Katcher's father's face turned green, and then he gave up: "Well, everyone, please excuse me, by the way, I almost forgot."

Kache's father said, walking up to Zheng Sepi.

Zheng Sepi stiffened.

I saw Katcher's father with a kind smile on his face: "Zheng Yi, right? I've heard about the genius who died six years ago for a long time. It's better to meet him today than to be famous. I'm glad to meet you. Come and shake hands?"

Have you heard of the name for a long time?

Zheng Sepi was stunned.

Immediately, the whole person was floating.

Hi, does anyone still remember my name? It seems that I was really a dick before.

He hurriedly shook his bangs and reached out his hand to hold it calmly: "No, no, it's just a false name. Let's agree first. I won't sign my name... ugh!!!"

He was mid-sentence when he suddenly screamed.

The huge palm exerted force violently.

Zheng Sepi vaguely heard his metacarpal bones being pinched and groaned.

Take another closer look.

The nearly three-meter-tall giant squatted down like a tank, with a friendly smile on his face, and brought his face close to zero distance.

"My wife is very upright, right? Let me tell you, next time you dare to speak rudely, I will crush your dog's head like a grape. Do you understand?"

Zheng Sepi: "..."

"Brother...brother, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"I'll let you have a longer memory this time."

"Don't."

Kacher's father gently closed his fingers with a smile on his face.

Click.

“Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!”

Zheng Sepi's heart-rending scream resounded throughout the Kacher Manor.

"Pfft~"

Zheng Qian, who was watching all this, couldn't help laughing.

Katcher looked at this scene calmly and couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile: "Alas, our relationship is really good, we are already good friends."

The manor was filled with a cheerful atmosphere and Zheng Sepi's mournful screams.

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