A million ways to survive in the dungeon

The next day, early morning.

"Hello, brothers, I'm back!"

The shutter door of the guild was kicked open.

Zheng Sepi happily rushed in and performed a sliding tackle, then got up and spun around.

In the audience, all the guild women showed disgusted expressions towards him.

But Zheng Sepi didn't care.

At a glance, he saw Zheng Qian and his party gathered in front of their table.

With a quick step, Zheng Sepi rushed in front of everyone: "Hey, your reborn lsp Zheng Sepi is here, why don't you welcome him?"

no answer.

Zheng Qian, Mao Nanbei and Shen Jingbing were all lying on the table, looking depressed.

Zheng Sepi: "..."

"Hey, can you give me some reaction? I'm so embarrassed."

Still no response.

Zheng Qian's face was covered with dark circles, and Mao Nanbei's usually smooth hair was in a mess.

The worst thing was Shen Jingbing, her eyes were dull, her face was lying sideways on the table, her tongue was hanging out, and her saliva was drooling.

Those who didn't know thought she had been written twenty straight characters.

"What's wrong with you...?"

Zheng Sepi was confused.

Zheng Qian moved his eyes with difficulty and glanced at Zheng Sepi: "Ah, here you are! Run before that guy comes back, or you won't be able to escape."

"That rascal?"

Zheng Sepi was stunned: "Didn't you ask me to come back? What happened?"

Zheng Qian said in a rotten voice as if he was about to die: "K...K...Kachesky...is getting married."

"What the hell???"

Zheng Sepi, who practiced fire and thunder combat skills, felt that his Tianling Gai was struck by lightning.

"Kacherski? The biggest gay guy in our team? The one with the mustache? Him? Married? Him?!"

Zheng Sepi, who has been single all his life, feels as if he has been humiliated.

But at this moment.

Bang.

The shutter door was pushed open again.

Zheng Qian and the others trembled all over.

"Ah, everyone, we had a great night of fighting last night. It was so enjoyable. Please excuse me today and come back with me..."

"wdnm, why are you so good at picking up people?!!"

Kaczewski walked into the Adventurer's Guild with an extremely comfortable mood.

Before he could finish speaking, he saw Zheng Sepi's distorted face magnifying infinitely in his sight.

Rumble.

Kacheski's huge body was thrown to the ground by Zheng Sepi.

I saw Zheng Sepi pinching his neck, yelling with tears and snot in his nose: "You are only twenty-three or four years old, right? I remember your big bald head looks like juvenile baldness?!

I was the one who shaved your head back then!

Why is I so handsome and still single at the age of 26? A gay guy like you, whose brain cells are all muscles, can find a wife!

why why why? ! Unfair, unfair, unfair! !

Damn, I’m so envious! Hold! ! "

"Ahem, Senior Sepi...I...I'm about to be strangled to death by you..."

Beneath Zheng Sepi, Kacheski was pinched so hard that he rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth.

Finally, Zheng Qian reluctantly stood up to stop him, and Zheng Sepi let go with a loud cry.

"Wow……"

Just after being picked up by Zheng Qian, Zheng Sepi burst into tears.

"I'm so envious! Zheng Qian! Why can such a gay guy find a wife! I won't give in!"

Saying that, Ye Wei, who was still drying Zheng's clothes, snorted hard.

Normally, Zheng Qian would have kicked him across the street with a left kick, right?

But now, he has a look of despair on his face, and he doesn't even react when he is snorted.

Zheng Qian's face was pale, his voice was trembling, and he said in a tone as if he was recalling the shadows of his life: "Yeah, don't talk about you, I can't figure it out either.

Last night, this guy said he was going to hold a bachelor party with us, and I, Mao Nanbei, and Shen Jingbing all went.

Isn't this guy a noble? I originally thought there would be a lot of young ladies, who knows...who knows..."

As Zheng Qian was talking, his shoulders twitched, and he actually cried: "This party is actually full of shirtless people with a similar figure to him."

When Zheng Sepi saw it, his whole body trembled: "What? Zheng Qian? What happened last night?"

"Fuck you uncle!"

Zheng Qian said while crying: "As soon as these people saw me, they arrested me and threw me into a crowd. They also said that my development was abnormal, and then...then they forced me to do anaerobic exercises for a whole night. "

Next to me, the cat Nanbei was chewing his cud and said, "They said I can't grow tall, meow. They forced me to drink thirty-two pounds of goat's milk in one night. I will never drink goat's milk again..."

After saying that, Mao Nanbei suddenly turned green, grabbed the trash can next to him and vomited wildly.

Shen Jingbing even said in a vague tone: "They said my breasts were too small and no one wanted them, so they fed me seventeen pounds of papaya juice."

As she spoke, she burped, and the drool coming out of the corners of her mouth was green.

Kaczewski stood up with a swish, put his hands on his hips, shook his pectoralis major muscles and shouted: "You guys can't do it, your body is the capital of fighting, how can you admit defeat at this level?

Since I'm in the team, I'm responsible for taking care of your bodies!

Three years! With the fitness techniques passed down from generation to generation in my Kacher family, I guarantee that within three years, you will have the same good figure as me! "

Zheng Sepi: "..."

He turned back and asked Zheng Qian: "Is it too late for me to quit the team now?"

How could Zheng Qian care about him?

Looking at Kacheski's side-flexed chest muscles, Zheng Qian had already thought of how three years later, both himself and the women in the team would have a muscular body, smeared with sun oil, and Arakawa lines all over their faces...

Are you going to shoot the live-action version of JOJO?

"Kache, if what happened last night happens again, I will tell Zhao Aotian that you kid molested me." Zheng Qian said with a serious face.

Kaczewski trembled all over: "But for your own good, I..."

"I~ said~ I~ don't~ want~"

Zheng Qian drank coldly.

Kacherski suddenly stiffened and lowered his head in distress: "Well... well, I originally planned to spread the physical philosophy passed down from generation to generation in my Kacher family throughout eastern Sichuan.

It seems that this task can only be completed by my descendants. "

Zheng Qian: "..."

To be honest, if Sichuan East becomes a country full of gays like you who have a body better than a van, then it would be better to destroy this kind of country, right?

"Ahem, let's get down to business."

Zheng Sepi couldn't bear it anymore, he coughed lightly and said, "So, yesterday you urged me to come back quickly. What happened?"

Upon hearing this, Zheng Qian regained his composure, and the fatigue on his face was wiped away, and he said, "Kache, please explain."

Kacher nodded and said: "My Kacher family is the only noble of European and Western descent in eastern Sichuan.

My family attaches great importance to the excellent bloodlines of our offspring. Recently, I found a very outstanding young woman and asked me to vaccinate her, marry her, and give birth to new offspring. "

Zheng Sepi's eyes twitched: "Why do you think a blind date is as serious as experts discussing pig breeding?"

Kacher's face was gloomy, and he seemed a little unhappy and said: "Anyway, I hope you can come with me to the Kacher family for this sow... bah, family blind date."

Zheng Qian frowned: "Getting married is a good thing, but why do you look so bad when you mention it to us these days?"

When Zheng Sepi heard this, he also noticed that Kacheski's expression was wrong.

In an instant, his collapsed psychology was balanced.

"Oh~ I understand, Katcher, the woman must be afraid that you are so big, right? She doesn't want to marry you, right?"

Zheng Sepi said, gloating about his misfortune and elbowed his abdominal muscles as distinct as corn: "It's okay, we will comfort you ~ Look at me so handsome and single, but you so ugly, single It’s normal.”

Kaczewski's face became even uglier when he was told this.

He lowered his head like a child who had done something wrong and said, "No, not really, the woman is very satisfied with me and said she wants to marry me as soon as possible.

And I also like that girl very much, and we hit it off right away. "

"Huh?!" Zheng Sepi's face froze.

Kachersky continued: "It's my parents! My parents were very angry when they found out that I had made my own decisions, and said that I was not good enough. Even if the woman didn't mind, the sense of honor passed down from generation to generation in the Kacher family would not be allowed to be lost. The woman suffers.

So this time, I invite you to my Kacher family, hoping that all outstanding teammates can prove to my parents that I am good enough and ready to get married. "

"Fuck you!"

Hearing this, Zheng Sepi flew into a rage again. If Zheng Qian hadn't grabbed his shoulders immediately, he might have drawn his knife and hacked Kacheski to death right now.

"You bastard! Go to hell! You bastard, you're so ugly and a girl likes you, and you still look like I'm not good enough!

You damn cashier, I'm so handsome and I can't find a girlfriend, who the hell are you pretending to show me!

If you still have any conscience, I beg you to die now! "

"Okay, okay, stop talking." Zheng Qian persuaded and asked: "So Katcher, why don't you let Zhao Aotian prove it? Do you want us to go?"

Katcher shook his head and said: "Lord War King is too busy, and Lord War King knows my father. If he goes to say good things, my father will only think he is partial."

"That's it."

Seeing Zheng Qian's reluctance, Ka Che quickly said: "I fully understand that you don't like fitness. I promise that nothing like last night will happen in the family. We just went over to have a meal.

Moreover, if you are willing to go there, after the event is completed, you will be free of red envelopes when I get married, and I will also give each of you a reward of 500 gold coins. "

Zheng Qian: "!!!"

Zheng Sepi: "!!!"

[Space Teleportation]

[Thunder and Breakthrough]

The two of them rushed to Katcher's side at the fastest speed in their lives, and each held Katcher's hands.

"500 gold coins just for a meal?" Zheng Qian asked excitedly.

Katcher nodded blankly.

The two looked at each other.

At this moment, Zheng Qian and Zheng Sepi reached an unprecedented tacit understanding and said in unison:

"Katcher, you are our best brother. If our brother is in trouble, of course we have to step in. Leave this matter to us."

"Uh~"

Kaczewski looked confused.

Why are these two guys so enthusiastic all of a sudden?

In this way, the group of people embarked on the carriage heading to the Katcher family.

But Zheng Qian didn't know that this seemingly ordinary trip was the beginning of his lifelong nightmare.

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