A Guide To Fake Marriages

As the sun sets, half of the sky has been dyed red by the afterglow, and a warm yellow light spilled in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, caged a quiet room.

On the medical bed, the sister who had been needled slept soundly and showed no signs of regaining consciousness.

Until one after another screams came from outside.

"Dad! The crab is gone!"

"Sister-in-law! Ah, ah, ah, the crab ran out!"

"Husband! Stop them! Stop them!"

The sleeping sisters Hua couldn't sleep anymore, and the two screamed one after another, struggling to get out of their sleep.

The light was dazzling, and Lu Yunjuan slowly raised his arms, covering his eyes, and subconsciously shouted Lin Jingse: "Baby."

Lin Jingse squinted his eyes and sat up on the medical bed with his hands in his hands, with a deep tired voice in his voice: "Yeah."

Lu Yunjuan moved his arms and turned his head to look at her. When his eyes were caught off guard against her curvaceous curve, he closed his eyes and sighed, "Get your clothes on."

Lin Jingse lowered her head slowly, staring at her black bra for several seconds, then took the home clothes from the pillow, put it on her body without rush, and reminded Lu Yunjuan by the way: "Sister, your bath towel fell on the floor. NS."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan fumbled around randomly, found the home clothes, sat up and put on the clothes.

The screams outside the house continued, and the trend was faintly intensified.

Lu Yunjuan closed the zipper, raised his eyelids lazily, and looked at Lin Jingse: "What's wrong outside?"

Lin Jingse stepped on the slippers and pointed at the closed door with his chin: "Go out and have a look."

Lu Yunjuan picked up the bath towel on the ground, put it back on the medical bed, and went out after her.

"What's the matter? What are you shouting? Our family killed pigs?" Lin Jingse put his hands in his pockets and swayed into the living room casually. After that, she accidentally caught a glimpse of the cyan multi-legged creature that looked like a big spider flashing past her feet. At that time, the person was stunned, and conditioned to flutter into Lu Yunjuan's arms, "Mom!"

"Don't shout, mom is in the living room," Lu Yunjuan looked at the crabs scurrying all over the floor in shock, his sleepiness disappeared.

I don't know if it was caused by Lin Jingse's stern voice, or was scared by the crabs running around here, in short, it didn't happen very quickly.

"Sister! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Lin Jingse looked sad, arms tightly around Lu Yunjuan's neck, and yelled in her ear, "Hug me and hug me! Hurry up and hug me ah ah ah ah."

Lu Yunjuan paused, feeling that his eardrum has been challenged like never before: "Baby, can you not shout in my ear, I'm going to be deaf."

The baby ignored her and threw a skill called "Monkey Climbing the Tree" to her.

Lin Jingse stepped on her slippers and hooked her leg between her hips. He couldn't even take care of the face and lining that he had fallen in the corridor. He crawled on her with hands and feet: "Sister! Save the child." !"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan twitched the corners of her mouth imperceptibly, and dragged her hand on her ass, causing her to climb onto him.

Lin Jingse shrank in her arms, looked at the crabs on the spot in shock, and finally stopped shouting.

Lu Yunjuan hugged her and walked towards the living room where the screams were worse. He couldn't believe that the movement at home was caused by a few crabs.

However, it turns out that the movement at home is really caused by a few crabs.

In the living room, Grandpa King is standing on the coffee table in the posture of watching crabs, waving a broom in his hand and commanding the crowd: "You can't catch even a few crabs! Are they cannibalistic or something? Yeah! Get on me! Catch them!"

The little aunt who was chased by the crab jumped up and down without a word, and said to the innocent uncle: "Second brother! You are still not a man!"

The uncle carried a red plastic bucket, whizzed to the sofa, and sneered: "Am I a man and I dare not catch a crab? You can do it!"

The sister-in-law jumped onto the sofa: "I can't! I can't get on! Big brother! Sister-in-law!"

Father Lin didn't really want to be this big brother at this moment. He gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, turned his head and shouted at Mother Lin: "Wife!"

Wife: "..."

The wife's backhand was a slap, and a clear snap on his back: "Husband! Come on! Take out your masculinity! Conquer them!"

Father Lin sonorously said: "Why don't you go!"

Mother Lin is confident: "I'm scared!"

At the door of the living room, Lu Yunjuan hugged Lin Jingse and silently watched the big family who was forced by a few crabs to disregard family affection and turned on the dumpling mode. He especially wanted to say: At this time, shouldn't the one who should be afraid be about to be eaten? Fallen crabs...

She walked into the living room, put Lin Jingse on the sofa, and slowly rolled up her sleeves: "I'll do it."

Everyone: "..."

Everyone supported her with action.

Grandpa handed over the broom, my uncle handed over the red plastic bucket, my sister handed over the latex gloves, and Lin father and mother... handed over verbal support.

Father Lin: "Come on!"

Mother Lin: "Rolling is the best!"

Lin Jingse felt that she didn't seem to be able to show her support without saying something, so she cleared her throat and said loudly, "Sister, I love you!"

Everyone: "Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan wanted to die with these crabs.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the plump crabs came out of the pot. A large family of people sat around the round table, gnawing a crab with their hands, and they couldn’t even talk about it. It looks like a family.

"Lin Lin, do you have to leave after eating with your sister?" The sister-in-law said, chewing on a crab leg.

"I can't live anymore," Lin Jingse categorically refused, one million a day, what a joke, "I'm going to participate in the audition of youth trainees soon, so I have to hurry up and practice."

"How are you preparing?" Lu Yunjuan glanced at her.

"It's okay," Lin Jingse said casually.

"That's fine," Lu Yunjuan smiled, knowing that what she said was okay, meaning it was fine.

"Sister," Lin Jingse finished gnawing on the last leg, then took a crab from the plate, "Do you want to see it?"

Lu Yunjuan: "What are you looking at?"

Lin Jingse: "Video of the practice room."

As soon as the voice fell, everyone at the table said in unison: "Look."

Lin Jingse wiped his hands, found the mobile phone from his pocket, connected it to the restaurant TV, and released the video of their practice room.

With the sound of music, Lu Yunjuan found Lin Jingse among the girls at a glance.

Cold eyebrows, casual and simple double ponytails, close-fitting short-sleeved waistbands, waistless waistcoats, and leg-shaped jeans. Even without makeup and hair, they are not beautiful.

Lu Yunjuan blew the hooligan whistle in his heart, and locked his eyes on Lin Jingse all the way, until the video was over, she didn't see what the other girls looked like.

"Is the song good?" Lin Jingse turned off the phone and glanced at Lu Yunjuan.

"It sounds good," Lu Yunjuan said, their songs are really good, and the dances are also beautiful. The strong GirlCrush style is different from the pure and sweet style of the girl group. It has distinctive characteristics, cool and sassy.

"Really?" Lin Jingse's eyes lit up.

"Really," Lu Yunjuan nodded, "Baby, did you film this video for yourself?"

Lin Jingse paused, knowing that she was saying that she had no makeup or hair: "Is it ugly?"

Lu Yunjuan didn't even think about it: "Not ugly, very beautiful."

Lin Jingse took a bite of crab meat and whispered, "A lie."

Lu Yunjuan hooked the corner of her mouth, and slowly walked his gaze across her face: "Aren't you usually like that."

Lin Jingse raised his eyes to look at her: "Really, then why did I hear from your words that this video can't be used."

Lu Yunjuan laughed, her eyes crooked: "This misunderstanding is too deep."

Lin Jingse raised her eyebrows lightly, and stopped eating the crab, looking at her like "I'm waiting for you to explain."

Lu Yunjuan slowly peeled crab meat from her plate: "I watched the practice room videos sent by other girls' groups with makeup."

Lin Jingse slowly narrowed his eyes, and found the key point from this sentence: "Have you watched the video of the practice room of someone else's girl group?"

A table of people: "..."

Everyone at the table laughed.

My sister-in-law looked at Lin Jingse with a smile, and teased: "Oh my God, is our jealous jar overturned? Why is the jealousy so strong?"

My uncle followed her closely: "Lin Lin, go to the kitchen and see if the vinegar jar has been overturned."

Lin Jingse turned a deaf ear, and didn't bother to give them his eyes, looking straight at Lu Yunjuan.

Lu Yunjuan held back a smile and explained: "I followed Fu Shengge and took a look."

Lin Jingse raised his eyebrows: "Just a glance?"

Lu Yunjuan nodded: "Just a glance."

Lin Jingse tore the crab's legs fiercely, and whispered: "I can see at a glance that she has no makeup. It's amazing."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

A table of people: "..."

The people at the table couldn't laugh.

Seeing the excitement, my sister-in-law didn't think it was too much of a problem and then said, "It's amazing."

My uncle's eyes are filled with interest: "Tsk tusk tusk."

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lin Jingse's mouth was so pouting that he could tie a cow: "It's amazing, tut tut."

Lu Yunjuan raised the corner of his mouth, and after a while, he cast his eyes and smiled: "The face and neck are two colors, and the eyelashes are about to catch up with the flies, and the legs are thick. I'm not blind."

Lin Jingse put a piece of crabmeat on her plate, with a brisk tone: "Really?"

This was terrible, and there was a sudden noise in the restaurant.

My sister-in-law pinched her throat, her tone was so greasy: "Really?"

The uncle pointed at Lanhua and said, "Really?"

Mother Lin turned her head and blinked at Father Lin, teasing: "Really?"

Father Lin raised his eyes to see Old Man Lin, with a smile on his face: "Really?"

Old Man Lin paused for a while, looked at Lin Jingse, and said calmly, "Really?"

The laughter exploded, and the people at the table leaned forward with joy, and couldn't stop for a long time.

Lin Jingse looked at ease, as if she was not the party who was booed, and said to Lu Yunjuan to herself: "We Xiangyun don't rely on our faces to eat, and we don't need to wear makeup."

Lu Yunjuan raised his lips: "Can you send it out? Send it to me if you can."

Lin Jingse picked up her mobile phone and opened WeChat. She suddenly remembered something. She only has Lu Yunjuan's mobile phone number, not Lu Yunjuan's WeChat ID: "Sister."

Lu Yunjuan glanced at her: "Huh?"

Lin Jingse meant something: "Where should I send it?"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan reminded quietly: "WeChat, my mobile number is that WeChat."

Father Lin took the stubborn words: "Lin Lin, after you post the video, drag your sister to our family group."

"Well," Lin Jingse replied, clicked to add friends, entered Lu Yunjuan's mobile phone number, and after sending a friend request, he lightly bumped Lu Yunjuan with his leg to remind her to pass.

Lu Yunjuan found the phone, unlocked the phone screen, and passed Lin Jingse's friend verification.

Lin Jingse clicked on the message interface and sent her a video: "Sister, do you want to keep the video for yourself?"

Lu Yuncuanyun said lightly: "Tweet."