A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Monitoring Shen An is a very simple matter, because he is too lazy. Except for practicing swordsmanship and archery with Zhe Kexing in the morning, he spends most of his time reading or playing with his sister.

What a boring boy!

But one good thing about the Shen family is that the daily meals are something people look forward to.

On the first day, the guard ate cautiously, and then almost swallowed his tongue.

The next day, the guard relaxed a bit and ate heartily.

This was because he saw Shen An and him eating a piece of food scooped out of the pot with his own eyes, so he dared to be so wanton.

The third day...

After dinner, Yelu Sichen found Liu Shen and said that he would go back in two days. Among the people from the Song Dynasty who had just delivered the food, someone said that there would be a large newly opened brothel on the imperial street tonight. Everyone wanted to see it and experience it. The style of Panbianliang.

The brothel parade is probably an advertisement, letting the men in Bianliang City see the quality of the female prostitutes in this brothel.

And every time a delegation from the Liao Kingdom came to Bianliang, they would go out to have fun like country bumpkins.

Liu Shen thought about it, so he asked people to prepare, and then a group of dozens of people left the embassy in a mighty manner.

At the same time, the Shen family.

After dinner, Shen An bragging with the guards in the yard.

The weather was a bit hot, and the guard felt very comfortable standing under the tree and feeling the gentle breeze.

"... When we were crossing the Yellow River, the boatmen first pulled the boat upstream opposite the pier, and then the boat tilted down. The speed was so fast that it was about to hit it... Oops!"

Shen An suddenly held his stomach and said, "My stomach hurts."

The guard was listening to the migration history of their brothers and sisters. Hearing this, he said regretfully: "Please go ahead and wait for the edict."

How much effort can be wasted by pooping?

The guard stood under the tree and watched the rising moon, thinking of his wife sadly.

When will Xiu Mu go home and have a good time making out with each other?

"Ouch!"

He suddenly supported the tree trunk, covering his stomach with one hand, and his face turned pale.

Zhe Kexing, who was walking around boredly, asked in astonishment: "Are you... are you the same as Brother An Bei?"

The guard thought for a while and felt that he and Shen An were probably being tricked.

At this time, a raging urge to relieve his body fell down, and the guard said with a bitter face: "Please help keep an eye on Shen An, I'm going to pull him!"

Zhe Kexing nodded, watched him go to the toilet in the front yard with his legs crossed, and said, "I'll go to the backyard and keep an eye on Shen An."

The guard farted loudly and immediately groaned: "Okay, thank you...ah! No, my pants are on."

The guard rushed into the toilet, and Zhe Kexing turned around and asked, "How long can he defecate?"

Zhuang Laoshi behind him said sympathetically: "At least half an hour."

"enough!"

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Shen An and Zhe Kexing changed their clothes along the way and smeared their faces.

"Go through the gate!"

Zhe Kexing felt that Shen An was a little troubled.

"Hurry up!"

Shen An climbed up the ladder, and soon the two of them disappeared into the side passage.

"You have to be prudent when doing things, who knows if there is someone outside watching..."

Shen An ran out first, and as soon as he took a few steps, he slammed against the wall.

Zhe Kexing looked around and saw two men chatting boredly at the entrance of the alley opposite.

It's late at night, and there are no Qinlou, Chuguan, or wine shops here. Who would come here to talk nonsense?

Someone is actually watching the back door! Zhe Kexing gave Shen An a thumbs up, admiring him.

Shen An secretly smiled inwardly. He knew that the last time he made the Liao envoy crazy had left a shadow on Zhao Zhen, and he was worried that he would take revenge on the Liao people regardless, so he arranged for several waves of people to keep an eye on him.

In just three days, the Liao envoy will leave with a pat on the back, and everything will be fine for everyone.

The two of them changed directions, quietly avoided the two men, and then ran away under the cover of night.

After a wild run, Xinlingfang is ahead.

After passing here, Royal Street is right in front of you.

Shen An lowered his head and panted, but Zhe Kexing was able to do it with ease and showed no sign of fatigue.

"You are an expert archer and have good eyesight. Look both ways."

Zhe Kexing looked up, and there was a commotion in front of him, and someone shouted: "It's coming, it's coming!"

There was a sudden commotion on both sides of the Royal Street, and then a group of women meandered over.

Someone in the team had flute music, but it was drowned out by the shouts of the crowd on both sides.

Everyone looked at these women. The men were very excited, but the few women took a sip, and then started talking about the fashionable direction of these women's clothes.

This section of Imperial Street was blocked, and it became noisy as the group of women gradually approached.

On a brightly lit night, the second-floor windows on both sides were crowded with people, and shouts were heard from time to time.

Shen An was also looking at the prosperity, but his eyes were searching to the left.

"Discover the Liao people."

Zhe Kexing whispered: "But what about the Xixia people?"

Shen An continued to look to the left and said: "I found someone to seduce them. Xixia is poor, but whenever there is such excitement, they never miss a meal. The gong is played nine times out of ten, and it is them."

The lights on both sides illuminated the imperial street in every detail. When Shen An saw the foreign attire of the Xixia people, he and Zhe Kexing retreated to the darkness behind.

"Mr. Lang!"

Yao Lian, who had been trailing behind, handed over Zhe Kexing's bow and arrow.

Zhe Kexing took the bow and arrow, checked it, and said, "These are Xixia people's arrows. There are many in the yamen of the front office of the palace. I got a few."

Shen An said with satisfaction: "The feud between Xixia and Liao people has become serious. Every time the two sides meet in Bianliang, they will fight in groups. Today..."

The group of women gradually went away, and the Xixia envoy followed slowly with his people.

Naturally, Bianliang people will not follow it like a star, because if they want to see it, they only need to take a trip to Dongjier Lane and Xijier Lane, which is called Man Lou Hongxiu Trick.

So the flow of people on both sides began to disperse, and it gradually became deserted.

The streets were almost empty, and the view ahead was clear.

Liu Shen found it very interesting and planned to go back and write a poem to commemorate it.

Dozens of them began to return. Because they were dressed as foreigners and there were so many people, no one dared to approach.

At this time, someone behind him shouted: "The Xixia people say that the Liao people are dogs!"

Liu Shen frowned and turned around, and saw more than ten people coming from behind. They were dressed in familiar clothes, and they looked like they were not from Xixia, their old enemy.

The first war between the two sides ended with the defeat of the Liao people, which was a serious provocation to the Liao people's dominance.

Then the Liao people launched a massive retaliatory attack, but the Xixia people were unable to defend themselves. As a result, the country was severely destroyed by the Liao people, which was horrific.

This is the big enemy!

When enemies meet, their eyes will naturally turn red.

"Old rules, fight!"

The Liao people were outnumbered, so they rushed over proudly.

Yelu Sichen also followed. Liu Shen shook his head and laughed, walking slowly.

The Xixia people did not retreat, but as soon as the two sides came into contact, they were beaten to a pulp and then began to run away.

"Chase! Break at least half of their legs!"

Yelu Sichen commanded triumphantly. Some of the Xixia people fleeing in front turned around and fired arrows, but they did not dare to shoot at them. They were just threatening.

"Follow me!"

Yelu Sichen felt even more proud, feeling that the grievances he had suffered since coming to Bianliang were gradually dissipating.

The night breeze was refreshing, and he couldn't help but pull open his clothes and roar loudly.

The night sky filled his chest, and an arrow followed the night wind...