A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

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[System, I think there must be a problem today! ] 】

[Oh, why did the host say that?] Where did your idea “problematic” come from? 】

The system pretends to be a virtual and difficult to detect, if it has an entity, presumably what it is doing now must be to gently shake the feather fan, stand on the cusp of the storm, and make a commotion like holding the rotation of the sun and the moon.

[Do you think, usually when we eat breakfast, don’t we just brush it up or even not describe it at all?] I don’t think anything big is going to happen now, right? Why did you deliberately write it in the book today? Is it difficult…]

Could it be that something big is going to happen today?

This sudden thought couldn’t help but make Joshua’s heart tighten.

【Peace of mind… Remember that the previous chapters didn’t have the same description as now? But did something happen at the end of that day? No! Just put a million hearts! 】

[Then why do you have to describe it today…]

[Well, probably the defeated food dust has been launched or the endless September has begun.] 】

The system gives two reasons that still look personal.

[Oh ~ that’s how it is…]

Joshua nodded thoughtfully.

But others don’t know that Joshua is talking to the system!

And Joshua from the perspective of passers-by…

He was staring thoughtfully at his right front, staring at Hermione with a foolish face, and even a little liquid of fascination dripped from the corner of his mouth…

[What a good child, how is it a pervert~]

People who see Joshua’s decline basically think this way.

Hermione, in particular, sat in the place where Joshua’s gaze subconsciously converged, and it was not a good experience to be stared at by Joshua’s nonchalant gaze.

So the little witch indignantly dropped her tableware, said a “pervert”, and walked away in a huff.

“Huh? Hermione what’s wrong with this? Puberty? ”

Joshua saw Hermione leave as soon as he finished communicating with the system, and he wanted to communicate with the little girl for a while, but why did he run away?

“What adolescence… I think you want to say that her great aunt is here…”

Ron wrapped his arms around Joshua’s shoulders and smiled while poking his finger at his cheek.

“But there’s a reason why she’s so angry. I don’t think there are many female students in this academy who can stand your ghostly gaze… You’ve eaten for a while and gone back to the lounge to play wizard chess! ”

“Go! You just look at the hell! ”

Joshua pushed Ron away dissatisfied, and he was full and ready, but he hadn’t moved the cutlery yet.

Speaking of weekends as days of rest that God has given to earth, Hogwarts, like Muggle society, has chosen to have only five days a week for classes.

But in fact, the entertainment of the wizarding world is too boring.

There are only a few things that can be counted… Quidditch, wizard chess, listening to witch singers, collecting cards from snacks…

These things almost occupy most of the wizards’ spare time, sports only talk about Quidditch, mind games only wizard chess, if you want to relax, you can only use a rudimentary magic radio to listen to the third-rate song that is broadcast from nowhere, Joshua feels that if you can catch a few Krakens, maybe you can sell this radio to the bottom …

Of course, all this is just to illustrate the lack of spiritual civilization construction in the wizarding world, it is difficult to imagine a big weekend, even students who usually don’t like to study will sometimes go to the grass in groups to gnaw books…

No wonder Mrs. Weasley is so madly obsessed with Girorod Lockhart, and the Weasley twins are so tireless in making trouble…

Actually, it’s not just for fun…

Of course! Joshua is different!

Joshua is crossing!

He knew that in a few years, Voldemort would return, and the entire wizarding world would suddenly be shrouded in blood, and he would be the first to bear the brunt.

No way, who allowed themselves to be Muggle-born?

So Joshua’s biggest wish is – to eat and die, the second wish is to find a beautiful and good wife, and then the third wish is to become stronger! Become stronger than anyone!

And in order to become stronger, Joshua felt that he could do everything.

Even in the middle of the night, he could do it – although he had done it for 14 years…

After playing wizarding chess with Harry and Ron in the common room for almost a day, it was hard to grind into the evening.

Tonight is the last mission, and after releasing the bursting magic, you can get rid of that damn coma Buff.

In the future, maybe another skill to return to Lan and add energy, after releasing the big move, the enemy saw that he was languishing, thinking that he could step forward and ravage himself, but as a result, he was calm and relaxed, and Joshua stood up in good spirits and put a big move…

It’s exciting to think about…

While most of the people were back in the bedroom, Joshua sneaked out of the fat woman.

“Hey ~ little brother ~ where are you going?”

As soon as his front foot hit the ground, Joshua felt his feet hang in the air.

It wasn’t that someone cast a floating spell on themselves, but two guys put themselves up one left and one right.

“Crouch! George?! Fred! What are you two still doing here?! It’s going to be curfew soon! Percy asked me to come out to you guys, go back!” ”

Joshua opened his mouth and said nonsense casually.

Can be opposite two is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

“You can pull it down… Boy, what are you thinking we still don’t understand? You must be trying to sneak out of the castle again, right? ”

“It’s just… Do you know how tired it is that day because we have to help you wipe your ass and move people back to the bedroom one by one? Now it’s your turn to repay us! We want to follow you too! ”

A drop of cold sweat fell from Joshua’s forehead, and he had to find a way to get rid of these two masters.

“But… But I’m really going out… Big deal! Not enough for outsiders! ”

“Nope! We’re going to follow! ”

The twins made up their minds to follow Joshua, which made him suddenly embarrassed. _

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