A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

【Crouch! 6 ahhh! Isn’t that already an invincible body? By next year, no, even if I go to the basilisk now, I can ignore its venom? 】

Joshua meticulously imagined that he would be bathed in venom mixed with basilisk’s saliva, and it must have been exciting!

“Oh, that’s impossible. This system only gives you the ability to ignore the virus in this cat, and other animals even if Hagrid’s dog bites you will have to honestly roll to the hospital to get a needle. 】

So this dog system is still eggs useless.

【Hey, hey! I know everything you think! You will be punished by heaven for insulting this system like this! 】

[Then tell me what kind of egg you have for?!] Now I really can’t do anything about this cat! 】

Joshua’s outstretching hand just now not only did not gain the trust of Mrs. Loris, but even made the cat in front of him more vigilant, and the thin and long cat tail was blown up by it with all its might, looking like a fluffy one….. Cats tail the same.

[Then let me say another way, cats are cold creatures, and when they are not familiar with it, it is undoubtedly an act of death to be close to them…]

Joshua suddenly felt like he wanted to hit someone, but he still had to be patient to listen to the system to continue.

[So you can first use a little toy such as a cat stick or something to get closer to it…].

I don’t have a cat stick at hand… This office only has torture tools except for the student’s files, and it doesn’t look like there is something that cats can like.

So Joshua had to take out his wand, tear off a bit of lining material from his robe, and wrap it around it as a rough-made funny cat stick.

“Come on, come on~ kitten ~ this is a funny cat stick ~”

Joshua has used all his life to dance this small simple funny cat stick into various strange poses.

or raise the teasing cat stick and shake it above Lady Loris’s head; Or lower the funny cat stick and wave it at Lady Loris’s paws; In the end, Joshua simply put his funny cat stick into Lady Loris’s face.

“Meow!”

However, Lady Lores did not like Joshua’s disrespectful behavior, and with a sharp slap, she pressed the upset rod to the ground.

Then make a threatening sound in his throat to let the stupid little wizard in front of him know that Lady Loris is not a cat to mess with!

If it weren’t for the fact that this cat’s strength is relatively small, it can be taken away with a little strength, otherwise Joshua can really lose his wife and break the army….

【! System you pit Laozi again! This cat it doesn’t play funny cat sticks! 】

[This… I’m weird too… Generally speaking, cats spend most of their waking hours playing, that is, practicing their hunting skills… Could it be that all the cats in the wizarding world are so spiritual? 】

In the end, the system came to the following conclusion: [It seems that this is a subject worthy of careful consideration…].

Joshua doesn’t want to investigate the ecology of cats in the wizarding world, he just wants to get the favorability of this cat as soon as possible, and then when Filch comes, show him what is called the intimacy of human-cat unity, maybe he will think he is a good student.

[But since this cat is so oily and salty, then I have to use the ultimate means…].

Where Mrs. Loris is not entering now, she is simply looking at Joshua with a thief’s contemptuous eyes, as if he is a piece of roadside without threat… Excrement is the same…

“Don’t you still have a piece of bread in your arms?] Take it out…].

Joshua suddenly became alert.

[What are you going to do?! It’s my dinner! 】

The little wizard in the growth period needs to replenish nutrition in time, otherwise he will not grow tall!

“Eh, look what scares you… Just let you contribute a little bread, and use food to bring you closer to it. 】

[If that’s the case! Then I hope you can speak up sooner! 】

This makes Joshua feel even more incompetent in this system, think about what other people’s systems are?

The golden finger of the Eight Classics of Zheng’er, as soon as it crosses over, is a variety of welfare broadcasts; And what about their own tattered system? Waiting until Hogwarts started to slowly show his presence is really responsive….

Taking out the bread hidden in his arms, Joshua wrenched a piece the size of his thumb on it.

“Oh, this is for you… Do you eat or not? ”

Lady Loris’s eyes widened, as if doubting the reliability of Joshua’s actions.

After living at Hogwarts for so many years, Lady Loris has caught countless little wizards for Mr. Filch who violated school rules, and everyone basically hates it when they see it, and no one cares that it is an orthodox cute cat.

Maybe….

He was the first student willing to feed it….