A bag of beans, a pack of cigarettes, and a day of control by the Otsutsuki God

"Sure enough, the opponent's Kage is just like me, a shameless guy. You can't fight with such a person!"

Both sides deeply understood the black belly and shamelessness of the other side's highest combat power. Based on the principle of mutual respect, everyone gave each other thirty slaps, and finally the war ended.

After that, the Third Hokage had to face many difficult enemies and political affairs all year round, and had to be in an extremely serious state for a long time, especially in the ten years after Minato's death.

Now, with Tsunade taking over as Hokage, he finally unloaded the burden on his shoulders and began to pick up the previous unseriousness.

The Third Hokage pinched a transformation technique, and in a burst of white mist, he turned into the appearance of Konohamaru.

"........Grandpa Third, is it really okay to turn into your own grandson?" Naruto was a little speechless. Why did the Third Hokage have to turn into his own grandson?

"That can't be helped. Konohamaru is the only Genin in Sarutobi's line. If I become a Chunin or Jonin, I'm afraid they will start to feel good about themselves again."

"Why do you have to become a Sarutobi clan?"

"Because everyone knows that besides the Uchiha clan, our Sarutobi clan is the best at playing with fire."

"Grandpa Sandabi, why are you so obsessed with playing with fire?"

"It's fun." The simple and plain answer of Sandabi left Naruto speechless.

"Naruto, just take this old man out for a while. I think he's going crazy in the office." After Tsunade became Hokage for a few days, she knew how depressing this crappy job was.

The position of Hokage looks glorious. Not only is he the strongest in the village, or one of the strongest, but he also holds the maximum management power in the village. It can be said that he is both civil and military, and has military power.

But in fact, 99% of the time in this crappy job is just sitting there, dealing with various trivial government affairs and commissions.

The dog of Zhang San's family is lost, the cow of Li Si's family is blind, these trivial matters have to be collected and classified one by one by the Hokage, and then people are assigned to do them.

What is more troublesome is the various economic issues, such as the hospital in the east of the city needs to be built, how much funds should be allocated, the road in the west of the city is broken, how much money should be given to repair it, the long list of numbers makes her headache.

These jobs can certainly be done by others, but the question is, who to find?

Who is capable, who is capable and loyal enough, who is really loyal, who is fake loyal, who is really doing good for her, who is deliberately getting close to her. Just figuring out these problems is enough for her to drink a pot.

There is a Danzo secretly watching, and no one can say which ninja in the village is his man. If you rashly choose the wrong person to serve as your right-hand man, you may find that the people below have changed after a while. On the surface, they shout "Long live the Hokage", but in fact they turn around and tell Danzo all the information. After a while, all the people below will become Danzo's people, and she, the Hokage, will be free.

At this point, Tsunade completely understands why Jiraiya just doesn't want to be a Hokage. He has the ability to do it, but he doesn't want to get stuck in these trivial things.

These problems can be overcome for her. She can do it, and she can distinguish between loyalty and treachery, good and evil. She has all the abilities that a Hokage needs, but she is really tired.

She wanted to blow up the office with one punch after working for a few days. It is hard to imagine how the third generation Hokage managed to do it for decades. Tsunade admires the mental strength of this old man. You have been doing this kind of work for almost forty years and you are not crazy. You are really awesome.

Out of sympathy for the teacher, she agreed with Naruto to take the old man out to relieve stress. In fact, after a while, she might have to go out to relieve stress herself, because she was too depressed.

Naruto nodded, put his hand on the third generation of Hokage, and flew back to the ship in an instant.

After landing, the third generation of Hokage took out a crystal ball from his arms, put it on the table with a cloth, and then began to show Naruto his telescope technique.

The so-called telescope technique is very similar to the crystal ball of the witch in Western fantasy stories. As long as you know the chakra characteristics of the other party, you can remotely monitor the other party, which is a bit like the purple of the hermit to some extent.

Because the size of this ship is not large, the third generation of Hokage can easily sense the chakra of almost everyone on the ship, so he can directly start to check what everyone is doing.

"First, let's see what Kakashi is doing." The third generation of Hokage rubbed his hands on the crystal ball gently, and Kakashi's figure suddenly appeared in it.

At this moment, Kakashi was sitting in the room as expected, holding his favorite intimate paradise in one hand and savoring it carefully.

"This book hasn't had a sequel for a long time. He keeps reading it. Isn't he tired of it?" The third generation Hokage turned to the next page, which was the next room.

Doing handicrafts, the next

In group sports (referring to playing poker), the next

It doesn't matter if it turns over, the third generation Hokage actually turned to Fenghua Xiaoxue's room.

Naruto originally planned to severely criticize the third generation Hokage for this Kame-sennin behavior, but then he and the third generation Hokage showed "black question mark.jpg" expressions.

Because of Fenghua Xiaoxue, she was actually reading intimate paradise.

Chapter 135 Just think of it as for my good? Launch a coup against Fenghua Nutao!

"A princess is still reading this thing?" Naruto and the third generation looked at each other at the same time, with great doubts in their eyes.

"Enlarge the image."

"No, I'm old now, and my chakra strength can't produce a higher-definition image, let alone sound."

"It's easy, let's go!" Naruto slapped his palm on the back of the third generation and passed the energy into his body.

Instantly, the third generation of Hokage had a ruddy face and was full of energy: "The feeling of youth is back!"

The picture in the crystal ball suddenly became very high-definition, supported zooming, and had a little sound.

In the picture, Fenghua Xiaoxue looked at the story in the intimate paradise with a slightly red face, and her little hand gently covered her mouth: "Oh... How can there be such a shameful thing, aren't they ashamed?"

While talking, he continued to read with relish.

"It turns out that the princess is cold on the outside but warm on the inside." Naruto pouted.

"After all, she is a 16- or 17-year-old girl, it's normal." The Third Hokage looked at the intimate paradise in her hand and suddenly sighed: "It's a pity that there has been no sequel to intimate paradise for a long time. I don't know what Jiraiya, the little bastard, is busy with all day."

"Actually, the sequel has been released."

"?" The Third Hokage frowned: "Impossible! If there is a sequel, the first copy will definitely be delivered to my desk as soon as possible."

This is the confidence of being, or rather, once being, a Hokage.

"Grandpa Third, you miscalculated." Naruto shook his head and sighed, and took out a stack of paper pages clipped from behind: "Look, what is this."

"Huh?" The Third Hokage took it doubtfully, glanced at it casually, and his eyes were directly glued to it, and his body began to tremble slightly.

"This is... This is! Could it be that this is the sequel to intimate paradise!" The Third Hokage's tiger body shook.

"Sodayo~"

"No!" The Third Hokage suddenly realized something: "This can't be written by Jiraiya, I know him, this little bastard was always lazy in cultural classes when he was in school, he doesn't have the cultural literacy!"

"Grandpa Third, you are right, this is indeed not written by him."

"Who is it? Where is this talent? Tell me quickly, I want to absorb him into the big family of Konoha immediately!"

The Third Hokage has already thought about it. If it is a genius literary boy, he will immediately absorb this person into the Konoha system and arrange five insurances and one housing fund for him.

"Grandpa Third, if I say I wrote it, will you believe it?"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Alas." Naruto sighed, then made seals with both hands, and performed an original secret technique that he hadn't used for many years: "Seduction Technique!"

In a burst of white mist, Naruto turned into a big-breasted girl with yellow hair and twin ponytails, with a graceful figure, light body, and plump and beautiful figure.

The Third Hokage's brain crashed for a moment, and then his eyes became very firm: "I believe it!"

If you say that someone who can create such an outrageous ninjutsu as the Excellent Seduction Technique has no talent in this area, you can kill the Third Hokage and he will not believe it.

Naruto couldn't help but sigh. Whether it was Master Kame, Old Kai, or the Third Hokage, why did they all have the same expression after reading it one by one?

It seems that the three of them are like-minded, and they should really be arranged to meet and communicate.

The Third Hokage wiped the blood from his nose and said to Naruto in a serious tone: "Naruto, I remember you said before that Fenghua Xiaoxue was unwilling to launch a coup to take back the throne, right?"

"Yes, she said she was afraid of someone's sacrifice, and then she couldn't find a reason to seize power again. Maybe the main reason was that she lacked a reason to support her."

"Show this to her." The Third Hokage took out the first ten pages of the sequel to the Intimate Paradise and handed it to Naruto.

"Let her finish reading it, and then tell her that if she wants to read the whole book, she can start a coup."

"? Is it really okay to be so outrageous?"

"Naruto, believe me. You underestimate the lethality of Intimate Paradise. As long as you like to read this kind of thing, no one can refuse you."

The most united group in the world may be LSPs. When others fight, they are always harmonious and tolerant. Unless the author deliberately disgusts people, they can basically accept it.

To a certain extent, if Naruto writes a few more Intimate Paradises with this skill, and then cries in the most exciting part of the last book that he is threatened by a big country and can't write anymore.

Then maybe he raises his arms and calls for at least 30% of the population to rebel with him.

With a skeptical mentality, Naruto knocked on Fenghua Xiaoxue's door with part of the sequel to Intimate Paradise.

Seeing that the visitor was Naruto, Fenghua Xiaoxue secretly hid the intimate paradise under the pillow, and then asked him with a serious face: "Excuse me, Konoha's ninja came to visit late at night, is there anything urgent?"

"Nothing urgent, in fact, in addition to being a ninja, I am also a novelist. I just finished writing the sequel of the novel recently, and I would like to ask Princess Fenghua to help appreciate it."

"What, novel?" Fenghua Xiaoxue didn't take it seriously at first, because Naruto looked like a teenager, what kind of excellent novel could he write?

Besides, no matter how excellent it is, can it be better than intimate paradise?

However, after all, Naruto also saved everyone during the day, and his strength is so strong, Fenghua Xiaoxue felt that she still had to take a look.

When she took the papers from Naruto and saw the title at the top, she frowned and realized that things were not simple.

"Intimate Paradise II"

"Is it pirated?" She thought so at first.

However, after reading one page, Fenghua Xiaoxue immediately overturned this idea: "This is the authentic version!"

After reading five pages, Fenghua Xiaoxue's thoughts were updated again: "This is much better than the original!"

After reading ten pages, Fenghua Xiaoxue walked to the window, took a deep breath of the cool sea breeze at night, and then asked Naruto with a sad face: "You just said that the sequel has been written, right?"

"Yes."

"What about the other parts? Please show me."

"How can I easily show others the complete sequel that has not been published? Unless..."

"Unless..." Fenghua Xiaoxue bit her lip, and her heart began to struggle.

"Unless you launch a coup against Fenghua Nutao."

After saying that, Naruto thought of something and added: "Let our Konoha ninjas act as the main force, you don't have to worry about casualties."

"This..." Fenghua Xiaoxue looked at the "Intimate Paradise II" in her hand. At this moment, a human face seemed to appear on the stack of papers, and there was music of unknown meaning.

[Shepherd's flute in the suburbs]

"Just think of it as for my sake?"

[Falling in that wild village]

"Launch a coup against Fenghua Nutao!" A fist seemed to appear on the paper.

[It is our fate to take root]

Fenghua Xiaoxue showed a helpless expression.

Chapter 136: We Konoha ninjas are like this

The next day, the ship approached the port.

As expected, Fenghua Nutao had been waiting at the port with the snow ninjas for a long time. He was wearing the latest chakra armor and stood at the front of the team with confidence.

In fact, he could have relied on the chakra armor to launch a night attack at sea, because the chakra armor can fly and is not afraid of naval battles.

However, Fenghua Nutao is very confident. He has one shadow, one elite jonin, two middle jonin, and a large group of middle and lower ninjas. Isn't it easy to beat the opponent?

In addition, he is also a face-saving person. A coup is already dishonorable. If he is not forced into a hurry, he does not want to use dishonorable means.

As the ship approached, Fenghua Nutao gradually saw Fenghua Xiaoxue standing at the bow.

"Hmph, long time no see, my dear niece, you finally come back here, are you going to hand over the most important key to me personally?"

At this time, someone under his command suggested: "My lord, they haven't landed yet. If we attack now, they will be in a mess and difficult to deal with."

Fenghua Nutao waved his hand: "It doesn't matter! This time we have deployed such a large battle, and many people are watching openly and secretly. If we are not as strong as them, it would be fine, but with our strength, we are bound to win, so why should we discredit ourselves!"

His self-confidence does have a certain reliable foundation. Behind him, there are dozens of chariots neatly arranged, and each chariot has countless launch ports, which can continuously launch kunai. It can be called the Katyusha of the ninja world, and the threat to ninjas below the rank of Jonin is still quite high.

In addition, he also has a large hot air balloon, which allows ninjas to launch attacks from a high position and occupy air superiority.

To some extent, he has all these things thanks to his brother who likes to invent behind closed doors. Many years ago, he made a snowmobile that can be driven by chakra, which was later transformed into a chariot by Fenghua Nutao, as well as a hot air balloon, which are now all his property.

Including the Ministry of Science and Technology he is currently using, many talents in it were also selected by his brother. After the coup, he killed many scientists who did not obey him, leaving only those who obeyed him.